Last Updated 10:37 PM EST Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

News/Updates

I posted my Alex Rider fic for the Spyfest fic exchange 2009 and did a lot of additions/changes to my profile nonsense. It took me long enough - kept forgetting that I had something I could post! I've had a very busy life due to high-level courses, and there has been some bad issues. On November 3rd my beloved dog and best friend in the whole world, Max, had to be put down suddenly. I've been quite a wreck from it. I loved that dog more than anything in the entire world... In other news happier news, I have expanded my fandom love outside of writing - in April 2010 I will be attending my first anime convention and I will finally be able to start my life as a cosplayer! Thanks to everyone who reads my stuff - it means a lot! :)

-Saint

Fanfics

Complete

He'll Be Fine: Alex Rider. Oneshot. First Alex Rider fic, written to help fandom reach 1000 fics (done March 8th 2009, my 16th b-day)
I Love You: Alex Rider. Slash. Originally a oneshot, expanded into a series of short scenes.
Punishment: Alex Rider. Oneshot involving the K-Unit, for Scorpia710 for Spyfest 2009.
Alliance to Resistance: Charmed. Oneshot. Season 6. Songfic to 'Rush' by Aly & A.J.
Control: Charmed. Three-shot. Season 6, slight AU. Part I is songfic to "Drown" by Three Days Grace.
I Am Alive: Charmed. Season 6, Chris-centric. Part I of the Shadower Trilogy
I Am Dead:Charmed. Season 6, Chris-centric. Part II of the Shadower Trilogy.
I Hate The World: Gilmore Girls. Oneshot. Exaggerated, but based on a personal experience. Lorelai-centric. Hints at AU, set after Season Finale.
Total Breakdown: Gilmore Girls. Oneshot. Angsty and dark. Jess-centric.
Special and Typical: Heroes.Oneshot. Wrote it immediately after 'Truth and Blood'. Mostly Sylar and Luke centric. Has strange epic prophecy-vibe to it.
Insanity Is Better Than Reality: Heroes.Oneshot, drabble. Takes place during "How To Stop An Exploding Man". Peter and Claire centric.
Never Alone: Harry Potter. Oneshot. George's reflection on the deaths that took place.
Food Fight and the Grape Fighters: Lord of the Rings. Oneshot. Food war in the Gondor kitchens, has mostly everyone.
Sleep: Robin Hood BBC. Oneshot. First slash fic. Still not happy with it but I posted it anyways.
It's All My Fault: Pirates of the Caribbean. Oneshot. Elizabeth's POV and her thoughts after she 'killed' Jack.

In-Progress/Under Revision

I Am Back: (In-Progress/Under Revision?) Charmed. Season 6, Chris-centric. Part III of the Shadower Trilogy.
The Potter-Sue Incarnate: (In-Progress/Under Revision) soon to be called 'The Sue Incarnates' A massive MarySue srossover parody, originally a Harry PotterSue Parody.

Coming Soon

Alex Rider - Chrono Trigger - Danny Phantom - Kingdom Hearts - Pokémon - Primeval - Supernatural - Yu-Gi-Oh! - Yu-Gi-Oh! GX - Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's

& so much more!

Pairings

Hated/Disliked: Becker/Sarah - Lorelai Gilmore II/Christopher - Ash Ketchum/Misty - Chris P. Halliwell/Bianca - Harry Potter/Hermione Granger - Captain Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth Swann - Aragorn/OC - Faramir/OC - Most noncanon Harry Potter pairings - Akiza/Yusei (Ihatehatehatehate this pairing) - Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester -

Liked Family, Hurt-Comfort, or Friendship: Claire Bennett/Peter Petrelli - Mohinder Suresh/Molly Walker - Officer Matt Parkman/Molly Walker - Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer - The K-Unit/Alex Rider - Jack Starbright/Ian or Alex Rider - Flea/Magus(Prince Janus of Zeal) - Peter Petrelli/Gabriel 'Sylar' Gray - Jaden Yuki/Chazz Princeton - Syrus Truesdale/Zane Truesdale

Rarely Liked/AU Only/Crack!fic/Well-Written Only: Captain Jack Sparrow/OC - Murtagh/Arya - Arya/Legolas - Eragon Shadeslayer/Arya

Liked, Interested In, or Semi-Liked: Will Turner/Elizabeth Swann - Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley - Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley - Arwen/Aragorn - Faramir/Eowyn - DL Hawkins/Niki Sanders - Legolas/OC (well written only) - Luke Danes/Lorelai Gilmore II - Shawn Spencer/Carlton Lassiter - Roiben Rath Rye/Kaye Fierch - Will Scarlett/Allan a'Dale - Robin Hood/Guy of Gisbourne - Nevile Longbottom/Luna Lovegood - Marle(Princess Nadia)/Crono - Ayla/Kino - Magus/Flea - Stephen/Nick Cutter - Connor Temple/Captain Ryan - Connor Temple/Becker - Joey Wheeler/Seto Kaiba - Malik Ishtar/Ryou Bakura - Mana(Dark Magician Girl)/Mahado(Dark Magician) - Eagle/Snake - Gary Oak(Shigeru)/Ash Ketchum(Satoshi) - Red/Lance - Wes/Ryuuto - Dean Winchester/Castiel - Riku/Sora - Axel/Roxas - Jack Atlas/Yusei Fudou - Crow/Kiryu(Kalin Kessler) - Johan Anderson/Judai Yuki - Matt/Tai - Max/Fang

Quotes

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. " - ??

"What is life but one giant surgery?" -Chris, in Science Class

"My life has gone to the Insane Festival, hosted courtesy of the one and only: Hell." me,during times of stress/chaos.

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." -Paul Beatty

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields

"Mr. Madison. What you've just said...is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. " -1776

"If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?" -no idea, but I like it :)

"One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject." -not a clue

"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do it.'" -I wish I knew

Copy-Into-Profiles

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. (I started this one. Kinda bad, cuz now all the Suethors are using it and screwing with it. But I still agree with it. Click that link above for my whole list.)

Me

Names: Saint, Kai, St. Defiance, St. Danger
Old Penname(s)/Nicknames: Za Webmaster Authoress, IF, Captain
Age: 16. But mentally? I differ between being 8 and 80...
Gender: Female
Birthday: March 8th, 1993
Interests: Reading. Writing. Music. Movies. TV. Cartoons. Anime. Manga. Art. Games. Computers. Cosplaying. Internet. Acting. Food. Learning. History.
Personality: Sarcastic, cynical, mischievous, evil, funny, intelligent, caustic, vicious, weird, different, random, insane, unique, devious, paranoid, contradictory, multi-faceted, slightly schizophrenic, defiant, geeky, severe, tolerant/anti-prejudice, not-normal and twisted.

Favorites

Artists: Green Day; Monty Are I; My Chemical Romance; Papa Roach; Bayside; Sum 41; Rise Against; The All-American Rejects; Paramore; Panic! At the Disco; Three Days Grace; Sick Puppies; Fall Out Boy; Bad Religion; Pennywise; Simple Plan; lostprophets; The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus; Good Charlotte; AFI; Hans Zimmer; Atreyu;

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy (all time fav); Shrek 1-3; Princess Bride; Robin Hood: Men in Tights; National Treasure; National Treasure: Book of Secrets; Serenity; Accepted; Nightmare Before Christmas; The Bourne Series; Wakko's Wish; Sky High; Disturbia; The Simpsons Movie; Juno; Cloverfield; Jumper; Doomsday; SLC Punk; Live Free or Die Hard; A Series of Unfortunate Events; Troy; Van Helsing; Robots; Lord of the Rings; Harry Potter; Tropic Thunder; Alex Rider: Stormbreaker; Indiana Jones: Legend of the Crystal Skull; Singing in the Rain; The Third Man; Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street; Resident Evil; Valkyrie; The Incredibles; Defiance; Night at the Museum 1 & 2; Terminator Salvation; Transformers 1 & 2; Citizen Kane, various Disney classics, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Inglorious Bastards, The Sting

TV Shows: Supernatural, NCIS, Primeval, Robin Hood BBC, Gilmore Girls, Charmed (season 6), Psych, Heroes, Mythbusters, Doctor Who, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Who's Line is it Anyways? (American), What I Like About You, In Plain Sight, 8 Simple Rules, Firefly, It Takes A Thief, Hell's Kitchen, Ace of Cakes, Dinner: Impossible, Wipeout, You Are What You Eat, House MD, That 70's Show, The Graham Norton Show, Reaper, Burn Notice, White Collar, History Channel/Discovery Channel/Food Network, Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series, various YouTube shows,

Cartoons/Anime: Yu-Gi-Oh!; Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's; Pokémon; Yu-Gi-Oh! GX; Cardcaptor Sakura; Digimon, Danny Phantom, PowerPuff Girls; Animaniacs; Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy; The Fairly Oddparents; Spongebob Squarepants; Codename: Kids Next Door; Courage the Cowardly Dog; Dexter's Laboratory; Looney Toons; Scooby Doo (any and all of them!); Teen Titans; Time Squad; Wild Thornberrys; Kim Possible; Jimmy Neutron; Jackie Chan Adventures; Recess;

Books/Manga: The Lord of the Rings trilogy; the Hobbit; Artemis Fowl; Harry Potter; Next; Tamora Pierce books; Eragon; Eldest; Holly Black books; the Spiderwick Chronicles; Dan Brown books; Animorphs; Maximum Ride novels/manga; The Ugly series; Alex Rider; Michael Crichton books; Percy Jackson and the Twelve Olympians; Imadoki!; Cirque Du Freak Saga; Leviathan; Kingdom Hearts manga, Yu-Gi-Oh! manga,

Games: Chrono Trigger; Final Fantasy VI; Super Mario 64; Yoshi's Story; Super Mario World; Zelda; Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness; Pokémon Red, Blue, Silver, Gold, & Crysta, HG, SS; Neopets; Final Fantasy series; Kingdom Hearts

Comedians: Eddie Izzard, the Monty Pythons, Graham Norton, Russell Brand, Ron 'Tater Salad' White; Jeff Foxworthy; Bill Engvall; Jeff Dunham and his cohorts; Robin Williams; Colin Mochrie; Ryan Stiles; John Pinette; Craig Ferguson;

And so many more...