| la z boy |
Author has written 18 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Everybody Loves Raymond, and Harry Potter. Updated as of 10-22-12: Yeah, so, right now in terms of my Fanfiction efforts, I'm focusing more on prank-themed stories, and plan to for the forseeable future. In terms of humor, I find it to be my favorite sub-genre, and I can't get enough of them. :) You may see similarly-themed challenges by me in the HPFF Challenges Forum, and if you stumble across one that strikes your interest, then I encourage you to take it up! ;) At the moment, I'm focusing on a story entitled "The Chaos of the Kinder Class", which is a joint effort by me and Blackwolf-20, and also serves as a sequel to Blackwolf's "Mishaps of the Mini Ministry." I'm having a blast working on it. :D Now, that said, does that mean I've given up on "Harry Potter and the Fortress of Shadows"? No, I plan on coming back to it (when, I'm not sure), but it is NOT dead. My main ship is Harry/Hermione and I generally write two kinds of fics: action/adventure and extreme humor (i.e. stories with pranks). My likes/hobbies are movies and writing. I hope you enjoy any stories of mine that you read! | |||||||
1. The Chaos of the Kinder Class » reviewsAfter the mishaps at the Mini Ministry, Hermione is called upon to rectify her "mistakes" by becoming a temporary teacher for a Wizarding kindergarten class. The only problem? This class has some...familiar faces. Sequel to "The Mishaps of the Mini Ministry" by Blackwolf-20, who is also co-author for this.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,642 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-21-13 - Published: 9-22-12 - Hermione G. & OC2. Misadventures in Babysitting » reviewsHermione's American cousins come to visit for the summer, but due to unforseen circumstances, Hermione ends up babysitting them for the whole summer. And her cousins are making it hard for her, so she calls in the help of Harry.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-3-13 - Published: 3-26-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.3. Harry Potter: The Boy Who Hates Babysitting reviewsHarry finds himself once again babysitting the mischievous Phillip and Felicia. But this time, there's also Tom and Madison, two other kids who want in on the chaos from last time. For the Ultimate Humiliation Challenge. Sequel to Harry Potter: The Boy Who Babysits.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-12 - Harry P. & OC4. Bare Babysitting reviewsHermione's offer to do a bit of babysitting for her boss soon turns into her worst nightmare, especially after the loss of her clothes. Rated M for nudity. For Blackwolf's Bare It All Challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-26-12 - Hermione G. - Complete5. To Prank A Potter » reviewsIn his 7th year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy becomes the temporary guardian of the son of a dead Death Eater. And together, the two of them set out to make Harry's year a living hell through endless pranks. Joint fic with me and Thanatos Angelos Girl.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,529 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-1-12 - Published: 6-5-11 - Draco M. & OC6. Babysitting Mishaps » reviewsWhen Hermione is forced to babysit Malfoy's younger sister, trouble is bound to ensue!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-12-12 - Published: 3-26-08 - Hermione G.7. One Small Favor reviewsDaniel Wood, son of Oliver Wood, loves Quidditch and Ron, but he's not too fond of Harry and Hermione...and whoever he's not fond of always falls victim to pranks.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-11 - Complete8. The TorMentor Program » reviewsWho is the new First Year named Kendra Banks? And why exactly is she so determined to make Hermione's life a living hell after they've been paired together for the new Mentor Program at Hogwarts? R&R please!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-30-11 - Published: 11-15-10 - Hermione G. & Harry P.9. Act Your Age reviewsAfter a De-Aging Potion de-ages Fred, George, Ron & Ginny by 10 years, Hermione must survive an afternoon of pranks and mayhem. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-11-10 - Published: 12-4-10 - Hermione G. - Complete10. Harry Potter and the Fortress of Shadows » reviewsHarry and Hermione's efforts to find The Brotherhood of the Black Serpent lead them on a quest to uncover the mysterious Fortress of Shadows. But that requires them facing off against a sinister Dark Witch with a dangerous motivation. HHr.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,697 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-29-10 - Published: 10-2-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G.11. All Hallow's Eve reviewsIn response to Zombie Reine's Halloween Competition. What does an elementary school Halloween party, the Book of the Devil, and an 8 year-old girl have in common? Harry and Hermione are about to find out. One-shot. HHr.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete12. Harry Potter and the Book Of Merlin » reviewsHarry and Hermione embark on a mission to find a fabled book of vast power before a mysterious group of Dark Wizards who have been growing in power ever since Lord Voldemort's downfall get to it. HHr. PostDH.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,232 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 7-12-10 - Published: 11-18-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete13. Pirates of the Caribbean: Calypso's Fury » reviewsJack, Will, Elizabeth and the crew battle the sea goddess Calypso in Singapore and confront vicious Chinese pirates along the way. Intentionally vague to make you interested.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,804 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 9-29-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete14. The Brat reviewsDebra Barone takes a babysitting job for a weekend that turns out to be the babysitting job from hell.Everybody Loves Raymond - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-07 - Complete15. POTC: Cortez's Uncharted Islands » reviewsJack, Will, Elizabeth & Bootstrap must infiltrate a clandestine society known as The Clan Of Cortez while trying to find the killer of Weatherby Swann and what The Clan protects. Full Summ. Inside!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,152 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 6-15-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete16. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Amulet Of Atlantis » reviewsJack, Will, & Elizabeth along with their son must obtain a mystical artifact of great power and defeat the evil Henry Morgan, or face the destruction of the Caribbean as they know it. Full Summ. Inside R&R.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 12-31-06 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete17. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Bermudan Treasure » reviewsJack, Will, Elizabeth and the crew must find the legendary treasure of the Bermuda Triangle and defeat the bloodthirsty Blackbeard. Full Summary Inside. R&R!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,744 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 9-18-06 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete18. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End » reviewsThe crew of the Black Pearl sail under the command of Captain Barbossa to World's End. But after Jack shows up unexpectedly, they discover the real reason behind the journey. WE. COMPLETE!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,664 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 8-25-06 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete