Well... I've been postin' stuff... so I guess I'm alive. Yay?

In any event, I'm still in a sort of hiatus. Still helping out Arue with her stuff, and all my stuff got deleted somehow, so I probably won't be making more chapters for a little bit longer. But, I am posting oneshots, and that's better than nothing! ...Right?

Until then, occupy your time with this.

ABOUT ME
(Because you're all just dying to know)

Honestly? There's only one thing you must know about me; my sanity is like a chocobo. When it gets scared, it runs away. When it gets bored, it runs away. Toss it a greene and it's fascinated for long periods of time.

MY POKEMON DIAMOND AND PEARL FRIEND CODE
(Afterall, should you wish to contact me via Wi-Fi or at least add me to your Pal Pad, you ARE going to need this)

K.O. - 5283-8483-1995

(If you do add me to your Pal Pad, PLEASE PM ME BEFORE YOU DO SO I CAN HAVE YOUR FRIEND CODE!)

PROFILE PASS-ONS
(That's right everyone! K.O. has jumped the copy-and-paste bandwagon!)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, YokotheLovelessWarrior, Bailkatanas, Kawaii Overdose

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know what the word "dork" really means, copy this into your profile and call someone you hate that. They'll never know what you really mean...

If your dad likes Avatar: The Last Airbender as much or more than you do, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think your dad is freaking awesome, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

( -.-)
This is The Dancer. If you cannot dance, or have attempted to and failed horribly, copy him into your profile. You may not be able to dance, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun watching The Dancer dance.

The Star will always have The Stray Dog to catch her when she falls from the heaven's grace. If you are a die hard RENxRUKI fan, copy this into your profile.

The Princess stares at the Black Moon every night; slowly but surely, he moves closer to her. If you are a die-hard ICHIxHIME fan, copy this into your profile.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt post this in your profile.

READ THIS:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.

PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.

Do your part to end the hate and spread the love!

My song of the month:

STILL ALIVE
by GLaDOS

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
Its hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta; we're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great
Its so delicious and moist

Look at me, still talking when there's Science to do
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive

STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE

ALLIES

Arue- Fox Demon and one of mah best buds. Authoress of sister story, Twilight Toddlers

LordSpectreX- Robotic Hellspawn of Metal Sonic, need I add more? Author of first Brother Story, Welcome to The Lives of Organization XIII

Dragorion- Perverted Saiyan and the offcial scapegoat of Kingdom Hearts: Advent Children. Author of second Brother Story, The War of The Fangirls

FAVORITE PAIRINGS - CANON, CRACK, AND YAOI ALIKE
(ALSO FEATURING THE GUYS I GO FANGIRLY OVER)
(Oh come now, you all knew this was coming)

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
KnuxAmy- my StH OTP (PINK AND RED. IT WORKS)
KnuxRouge (soo obvious)
Sonadow (It was my first yaoi... no further comment)

MY LOVE(S) OF THE SERIES: Knuckles (Dreadlocks... -drool-)

KINGDOM HEARTS
Kaiora (duh)
Namixas (again, duh)
RikuOlette (I know, its sounds crazy, but I can see it happen!)
DemLarx
DemAerith (Well, I'm writing a fiction on it, you'd think I'd support it)
NamiDem
DemKai
AxeLarx
MarLarx
AkuRoku (Really, what yaoi fangirl in her right mind doesn't?)
AkuDemi
ZexiDemi
XigDem
DemSora
XigXal (It's gaining some points, at the most)
XemSai (This is why his name is MANSEX!)

MY LOVE(S) OF THE SERIES: Demyx (Mullhawk... -drool-), Vexen, Sora, Xigbar

NARUTO
NaruHina
GarraSakura- my Naruto OTP (SCREW YOU SASUKE!)
LeeSakura
GaaLee
KakashiIruka (MY FRIEND ON GAIA MADE ME LIKE IT, OK?!)

MY LOVE(S) OF THE SERIES: Rock Lee (Eyebrows... -drool-), Gaara, Lord Orochimaru

BLEACH
IchiOri- my Bleach OTP
UryOri
IchiRuki
IchiSenna (If you don't know who Senna is, feel free to ask me)
IchiRangiku
RenRuki- also my Bleach OTP
RenOri
RenTastuki
RenIsane
Renjigo (SMUT AND LEMON! (I really don't know anymore, but I do realize I am a pervert(AND PROUD!)))
UraYoru
KiraHina
HistuHina
HistuKarin
GinRangiku (I don't care if Gin's evil! I like 'im anyway!)
GinKira (...You know, I was so close to not supporting this one... I blame DeviantART...)
KiraHina
NovaMatsu
IkkakuNemu
IkkakuYumi
IkkakuIsane
KenpachiUnohana (Craaaaaack!)

MY LOVE(S) OF THE SERIES: Renji (Smexy tribal Tattoos... -drool-), Ichigo, Uryu, Chad, Hanataro, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Kenpachi, Gin, Claude, Nova, Urahara (...No, I'm not a BLEACH whore... I think... I probably am... don't you look at me that way!)

POKEMON
AshMisty (who didn't see that one coming?)
JamesJessie (Yes, I'm a Rocket shipper)

MY LOVE(S) OF THE SERIES: James (Giant "R" on chest... -drool-), Brock

TALES OF SYMPHONIA/LEGENDIA/OF THE ABYSS
LloydColette
ZelosSheena- my ToS OTP
GenisPresea
SenelChloe
MosesNorma
MosesGrune
MosesJay (So wait, does that make their pairing name "Jayses"?)
LukeTear
AschNatalia
FlorianAnise

MY LOVE(S) OF THE SERIES: Zelos (Pointy magic daggers... -drool-), Lloyd, Kratos, Regal, Genis, Moses, Jay, Luke, Guy, Jade, Ion, Peony

CYBORG 009
...Are there any pairings in this show? I mean, they're all brothers and sister, in a sense...

MY LOVE(S) OF THE SERIES: 002, 004, 007

DEATHNOTE
LMisa (Because Light must burn in hell (I know hell doesn't exist in Death Note, but... ya cheap bastards! Leave me alone!))
MelloMatt (Incentives for this pairing were pretty quick... but then again, so was Matt... oh Matt...)

MY LOVE(S) OF THE SERIES: L (Just look at him, he's adorable!), Mello, Matt

PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY
PhoenixIris (Finally! A Phoenix pairing that doesn't scare me!)
EdgeworthMaya (Finally, again! A Maya pairing that doesn't scare me!)
WrightEdgeworth (I tried really hard not to like this one! I really did!)
GodotMia (Because we all know Godot is just trying to give himself a caffiene enduced heart attack so he can die and be with Mia)
GumshoeMaggey (Hee hee. Weenies!)
RonDesiree (Well, they are married, and Ron is freaking adorable)
LukeAdrian (Finally, the third! A Straight!Adrian pairing!)
MattDahlia (well, they're both crazy evil, so why not?)
KlavierApollo (...the one video game where I don't want to support yaoi, and look what happens...!)
ApolloVera (I was a bit iffy at first, but it is very cute)
KlavierEma (though I wouldn't want to work for him either)
ApolloTrucy (...DON'T YOU ALL LOOK AT ME THAT WAY! I wasn't trying to like it, it just happened! Besides, if Phoenix and Lamiroir don't tell them soon, its gonna happen!)
KlavierDaryan (Seriously, why has no one killed me yet?!)

MY LOVE(S) OF THE SERIES: ...I don't hate anyone in these games... not even the murderers... not even Dahlia, and I tried really hard hate Dahlia... but she's so pretty...!

THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU
BeatAi (I made this pairing, man! I am awesome!)
NekuShiki
BJUzuki (Because I know it was Uzuki he called from the magical phone booth o' love)
JoshuaShigemi (Shigemi is one of the shopkeepers who comments on how cute one of the guys are)
JohsuaOlder!Rhyme (Rhyme's a tad too young now, but in a few years I think it could happen)
ShoNeku (I like this a hell of a lot more than JoshuaNeku... shame there isn't more of it... if I could write yaoi about it I would...)
ShoXMy old math teacher (Trust me; if you knew my teacher, you would think the same thing)

CROSSOVER/MORE-CRACKY-THAN-USUAL PAIRINGS
ZexionRaven (KH&TT)
Roxas and Miku Hatsune (Kingdom Hearts&Vocaloid)
Joshua and Miku Hatsune (The World Ends With You&Vocaloid)
Beat and Neru Akita (The World Ends With You&Vocaloid)
Knuckles and Haku Yowane (Sonic the Hedgehog&Vocaloid)
Hanatarou Yamada and Teto Kasane (BLEACH&Vocaloid)
Kamui Gakupo and Iku Acme (Vocaloid)
ItachiKikiyo(Naruto&InuYasha) (...I blame Gaia...)

Yeah... Can I get a bucket? I think I over-did the fangirly-ness...

MY 'TO MURDER' LIST (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS)
(We all have one, I'm just more open about it)

(NOTE: The order is NOT by how much I hate the character, its just a list of people I hate)

1. Sesshoumaru (InuYasha)- OK, girly-man here seriously needs to remember what the show is called.

2. Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic The Hedgehog)- I admit; I never used to have a problem with Shadow. Sure, he was emo and a complete rip-off of the blue blur (though they share only two things in common and look nothing alike), but I never really cared about him... until his game. I'm not saying I didn't like it, it was fine as far as Sonic games are these days, but EVERYTHING HE SAID had to do with his amnesia. Look, Shad, if we wanted to play a game involving a spiky haired anti-hero suffering from amnesia and has a dead girlfriend, a wide variety of characters, mediocre graphics, a corrupt military, a world in danger of getting hit by a giant comet, a villian who keeps coming back and back and back, and evil invading alien space gods, WE'D GO PLAY FINAL FANTASY VII(YEAH, I SAID IT!).

3. The idiots at G.U.N. (Sonic the Hedgehog)- ...Dude, who doesn't hate those color-blind bastards? Sonic and Shadow look nothing alike, ya neo-yuppy scumbags!

4. Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!)- You are nothing but a weirdo who is only redeamed slightly due to a brotherhood with Mokuba. Get a life.

5. Axel (Kingdom Hearts)- To be fair, when he first popped up in KH2, I thought he was just OK. I started liking him cause of AkuRoku, but then he ripped out my heart when I finally found my copy of Chain of Memories and got to Vexen's death. I hope in his translucent grave he's being raped by the fan hordes and given no other forms of sex.

6. Sasuke (Naruto)- Yeah, Sas-Uke? NO ONE CARES. Be emo all you want; we still love Itachi more.

7. Neji (Naruto)- It is your destiny to be killed. What more can I say? ...Oh yeah. You diss Lee, you die.

8. Captain Aizen Souske (BLEACH)- I know its hard not to like him at first, but DON'T BE FOOLED. Aizen is a lying bastard who faked his own death, plotted out Rukia's execution, killed the House of Forty-Six (...well, that's actually a plus), nearly killed Momo, Hitsugyua, Ichigo, and Renji (NOOO!), allied with the Menos Grande, fled into Hueco Mundo, kidnapped Orihime, made that bastard Ulquiorra, and is doing it all for personal gain! Gah! I can't believe I used to like you...

9. Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)- I admit that what happened to him in At World's End was very depressing, but really, he's just a plot device, and what happened to him in At World's End could be the reason PotC is a trilogy. Besides, Orlando Bloom ruins everything! I don't even like Lord of the Rings and he caused the fangirl masses to invade the theaters, leaving no room for actual LotR fans! Now whenever my friend reads about Legolas in the books, all she can think about is him! At fate worse than death, I know...

10. Elizabeth Swan (Pirates of the Carribean)- SHE KILLED JACK SPARROW. NEED I GO ON?

11. Kikiyo (InuYasha)- If the story was still going to be InuKikiyo, Kikyo wouldn't have died, and Kagome wouldn't have been born about 700 years later as a result. Deal. (Yes, I do realize she is with Itachi on my favorite crossover pairings! Like I said, I blame Gaia!)

12. Akito (Fruits Basket)- Just read anything with him/her in it, s/he's a bastard/bitch!

13. Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi (BLEACH)- I don't care how helpful the Seireitei's Bureau of Technological Advancement is, its leader is an ass with no respect towards his test subjects (Uryu's grandpa as well as other Quincies and the Bount Sasori) or his creations (his Lieutenant/daughter Nemu)... and just look at his head! Its either a kazoo or or some sort of device used to smoke crack! 'Cause really, he acts like he's been smoking something. And that's not even his real head!

14. Light/Raito Yagami (DeathNote)- I thought Light was a freak since he decided that to play God and kill people would lead to a better world order. But then he lost his memories, and he turned back to normal, and all was right with the world. I like Amnesia!Light. He's the one with morals. But then... oh, then... In the 7th volume, he did the unforgiveable! Oh, L... -sobs-

15. Kristoph Gavin (Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney)- Since the game just came out in America and has yet to be released in Europe, I won't say to much, but simply put, everything that happened is his fault. I hate him like I should be hating Dahlia Hawthorne!

UPCOMING FICTION
(Otherwise known as the "FICTION K.O. IS TOO LAZY TO START RIGHT NOW")

Who We Are (title subject to change)
~Xiaolin Showdown
~RaiOC
~K+
~The nine-dotted symbol on Omi's forehead symbolize the nine, long gone Xiaolin factors. Omi, however, has a friend, the last member of the all female Xiaolin Kitsunes. And just what would happen if said friend returned from a three year voyage to seek out others like her, and a boy named Raimundo just happened to fall for her?

(no title as of yet)
~Pokemon
~AshMisty (duh), JamesOC (and one more secret pairing that I'm sooooo gonna get slapped for)
~K+
~In the beggining, there was The Original One. The Original One bore life to the world, who bore life to the Legendary Pokemon, who bore life to other Pokemon. Soon humans came to the world, and the Four Great Princesses of the Four Great Continents were chosen. Thousands of years later, beggining in the Great Continent of Sinnoh and with the help of Ash Ketchum, their time shall rise again...

(I'm considering another Pokemon fic revolving around Team Rocket. Any development for that story will be announced)

Sakura's Secret Admirer
~Naruto
~GaaraSakura (Yep! No Sasuke! Sasuke can buuuuuurn... hehe...)
~K+
~Oneshot
~Sakura recieves an anonomyous valentine that steals her heart, and she sets out in search for the sender. What shall she find?
~Will be published next Valentine's Day

A Wish On A Star (title subject to change)
~Naruto
~LeeOC (I SALUTE THE EYEBROWS!), GaaraSakura
~K+ or T
~The Village Hidden In The Stars remained... well, hidden from all other villages, save for the Hokage and Kazekage and the like. Now, the younger, naive sister of that Village's Kamikage has come to Konoha in hopes of learning from the genin and will train her hardest to do so... and who better to help her most youthful cause than our very own Bushy-Brow?

I Don't Believe In Mermaids
~BLEACH
~Surprisingly, there's only a minor mentioning of a RenjiOC. There's no main pairing. AT ALL. (You're all shocked, I know)
~T
~"Sorry kid, but I don't believe in mermaids. That's just dumb kid stuff." "Good for you, Cap'n Baldy. They don't exist anyway." "...Wait... what?"
~This is actually coming along a lot faster than my other fics. It may be up relatively soon

Life's A BLEACH And Then You DYE
~BLEACH
~This is the self-insert that only occured to me and Arue a few days ago. Yes, we're idiots, we know.
~T
~Dear Diary. There's Soul Reapers everywhere and I think they think we're evil demons. P.S., I found a cookie jar. Awesome.
~Writing issues. Leave a messgae at the beep. -beep-

KH:AC- At Fandom's End
~Kingdom Hearts
~Spinoff of Kingdom Hearts: Advent Children, parody of PotC 3, and the birthday fic mentioned in KH:AC
~T
~What would you do? What would any of you be willin' to do? Would you brave the weird and haunted fanbases to fetch back... cracky Yam?
~This will wait until a certain chapter in KH:AC... that and I need to watch PotC 3 again

Fate of Kingdom Hearts: Prelude to Light
~Kingdom Hearts
~Prolouge to Fate of Kingdom Hearts
~K+
~ Arrows are a wondorous invention, are they not? Truly they are, for it was the arrow the hangs from her neck that led her to this non-existent world.
~Being worked on. Should be up in relatively soon.

Fate of Kingdom Hearts (For those who read KH:AC, this is the story Mini-Marlene and Yu are from)
~Kingdom Hearts (featuring crossovers/cameos with Naruto, BLEACH, Full Metal Alchemist, Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, The World Ends With You, Vocaloid, Portal, Super Paper Mario, Trama Center: Second Opinion, Okami, Okage: Shadow King, Xiaolin Showdown, Ouran High School Host Club, SD Gundam, more Final Fantasies, Tales of Symphonia/Legendia/of the Abyss, Tenchi Muyo, Dot Hack, minor Disney shows such as Darkwing Duck... and probably more stuff I can't remember right now...)
~Implied Kaiora and RikuOlette, DemOC, AxelOC, ZexOC, SaixOC, XigbarOCVexen FRIENDSHIP, many cases of OCxOC, and pre-set Disney couples (So... many... pairings...)
~K+
~"...The sword of the holy book shall soon be drawn, for it fears nothing and the road to dawn..."
~No chance of being started (or completed on my part) anytime soon

Logic Is Not An Issue
~Kingdom Hearts
~I defintely think there'll be VexenOC-ness, but who cares? Vexen's in it! (SCREW YOU AXEL! VEXEN IS MADE OF AWESOME! -is killed by Axel fans-)
~Yet to be rated
~Vexen knew full well that his execution date had been set... which is why he made a Replica of himself to take his place while he escaped Castle Oblivion. Now trapped on a world where up is down and black is white, can the opposite of nothing be achieved for him? Of course, that would go against all his logic, but when you're a scientist who shouldn't exist and you've landed in a place called Wonderland, logic is truly not an issue.
~Still working out a plot line, but I do plan on doing this eventually

Somebody You Knew
~Kingdom Hearts
~...Probably K+
~Sibling fic to The Family That Never Was
~Kairi returns to Radiant Garden and meets up with some old friends for a momentous occasion.

Nobody You Know
~Kingdom Hearts
~K+
~Sequel to Somebody You Knew
~Kairi leaves on a mission to find the families of a certain group of neophytes.

Turnabout Orchestra
~Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Well, really Apollo Justice, but same thing)
~...probably T
~Implied ApolloOC, slight mentioning of a DaryanOC (meaning spoilers for GS4), implied PhoenixIris, married EdgeworthMaya, and an Ema who doesn't hate Klavier's guts. Be afraid.
~All my sisters and I ever wanted was to create music. That's why we wrote and performed those songs seven years ago, to him, to them, our inspiration. That's why we left the country, to share that inspiration. That's why we came back, to celebrate his return to the law. So why has it come to this? Why would I try to kill her? ...And how can you believe in me that strongly, Apollo?
~...how exactly am I supposed to write this...?

The Turnabout That Never Was
~Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney/Kingdom Hearts
~T
~Phoenix Wright takes on his toughest cases yet... defending a certain pyro who's clearly guilty of his crime! Featuring a "mysterious" new prosecuter bent on proving the jackass guilty for the murder of our beloved Chilly Academic, will Wright be able to set Axel free, or will the red pineapple get what he deserves?
~I don't know, I have too much as it is!

The Psycholocks of Mr. Eh-ji-werth
~Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
~Hmmm... K+
~EdgeworthMaya, implied PhoenixIris
~Pearl takes a little visit to the High Prosecutor's office, and with the help of a familiar green friend she's going to find out what exactly is going on in Mystic Maya's love life...
~In process

(no title as of yet) (Man I have no creativity!)
~Cyborg 009
~K+
~Romance/Humor
~Oneshot
~Implied 002XOC-ness
~The series of 002's favorite book has been cancelled by the author just weeks after the first book's publication. In a last ditch effort to save the story, he returns to the States to find the writer, only to find that he's had more to do with the tale than he realized.
~Eh... I'm considering dropping this one for now

Adventures of the Fox and Lemur Kind
~Crossovers
~T
~The tales of two Demons of Fox and Lemur Descent, traveling from world to world, anime to anime, video game to video game, so that the Akutski won't hurt them and that Vexen has ways to exploit the fangirls! Yay fangirl exploitation!
~I'm actually considering making this into a webcomic

It's Just A Fever
~BLEACH
~RenjiOrihime
~Oneshot
~K+
~He always made it his job to look after those who were sick... she was no exception, and yet... why did it feel as though she was?
~It's one... I'm just too lazy to type it up...

The Glorious Organization RED
~Crossovery goodness
~T
~Luke fon Fabre recieves a special letter of invitation from Zelos Wilder and Moses Sandor, two fellow Tales red heads. Since TotA already ended, his friends said "Go for it!". And now he's trapped with almost every red headed character ever concieved, featuring Axel, Renji, Reno, and for extra fangirly goodness, Reincarnated!Stalker!Asch!.
~...It's really just a random thing I came up with when I discovered that pretty much all my favorite characters were redheads. I probably won't post it until I can actually get a story line.

SO I HERD U LIEK PI
~The World Ends With You
~K+
~The Grim Heaper, in an attempt to lay low for awhile after the incident at the River, leaves Shibuya and comes to the States, where he meets his one true love... my sophomore year math teacher.
~This is total, shameless crack written for my own twisted amusement. Trust me, if you knew my old math teacher, you would think the same thing.

An important annoucement to people who flame, in the immortal words of South Park's Eric Cartman:

You guys are hella stupid!
You guys are hella lame!
You guys are hella dumb!
Hella hella hella!

Seriously, don't you think we, as the writers, KNOW when something we've written sucks, and if we don't, do you really think we like having you yell at us for what we thought was a good idea? Don't we tell you that we thought it didn't turn out good, or do you just skip down to the "Report Abuse Button" after reading the word hell in one sentence, even if used as a religious term? Look, we don't need your "consructive critisism", and we don't need you getting our stories deleted for one miss-used comma. And if you think you're so badass, why don't YOU write something and tell us how easy it is, huh?