I'm sure now. He just wasn't the right one for me. But tell me, then, when will the right one come along?

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News about my stories:

None. I'll work on that.

New story ideas:

A sequel to My Favorite Mistake. M A Y B E . Only if you're really good and review! I'm going to do some brainstorming and maybe come up with something.

"Is", the spin-off of My Favorite Mistake, is also in the works. Though I don't really know where to go with it so I may not ever put it out.

Possibly a Twilight story called "Stay."

A little about me:

Name: Alyson May

Age: 16

Homestate: Washington

Song that currently describes my life: "Soil, Soil" by Tegan and Sara

Book that I'm currently reading: "The Hiding Place" by Corrie Ten Boom and "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee

Fave singers/bands: Tegan and Sara, Blaqk Audio, AFI, Bowling for Soup, Metro Station, 5 Second Rule, Paramore, Three Days Grace, Meg and Dia, Shiny Toy Guns, Nickelback, Flyleaf, Fall Out Boy, Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne, Shiny Toy Guns, Taylor Swift, Imogen Heap, Tokio Hotel

Fave books: The Time Traveler's Wife, Sarah Dessen's books, Inkheart trilogy, His Dark Materials series, The Host

QUOTES:

Me: "I'm so tired, I could go to sleep." A boy from my health class: "I want to sleep with you." Me: XD Him: "No! I meant I want to go to sleep too!" Me: -bursts out laughing-

Iggy: "Max? Can I come in? I just have to brush my teeth." Max: "I'm in a towel." Iggy: "I'm blind!" Max: "No, really? Are you sure?" -Maximum Ride SOF

CCC: So, Alyson, have you got a date... Me: -blushes- Everyone else in the room: -cracks up laughing- CCC: Have you got a date for your physical yet? Me: Yes. September 4th. -is still blushing like mad- Kevin: Oh my god! She thought he was asking her if she had a boyfriend! Me: -still blushing-

English Teacher (ET): You look like that one girl off of High School Musical. Kelsi. And you're smart like her and you wear glasses. Me: I play piano like her, too! ET: Well, there you go! If only you did ballet and were Russian you'd be exactly like her. Me: Well...I did ballet in the 3rd grade, but I'm Polish and Norwegian. ET: Oh, then you're nothing like her.

"Why isn't sugar a vegetable? What about chocolate?" -Sheri

"All they think about is food, sex, food, sex, food, sex!" -my science teacher on a goldfish's thoughts.

Science teacher: "You are the ugliest fish I've ever seen!" Goldfish: "Uhm...food..." -a discussion on how to stress out a goldfish in science

It increases your chances of being hit by lightening when you stand under your tree. It increases it more if you raise your fist at the sky and scream, "STORMS SUCK!!" at the top of your lungs.

Courtney Rose: "Oh, yeah, I can just see Alyson the book nerd going OH YEAH!" Me: falls out of chair laughing with embarrassment Everyone else: cracks up laughing (DON'T ASK. =)

Me: Yeah, I pretty much rock at Mario Kart. -steers off a cliff/into water/into lava/into a wall/into someone else/off the track/does a U-ie/goes the wrong way- Minus that.

I NOW PRESENT: MY FAMILY AFTER WATCHING WALL-E:

MOM: It kind of pokes fun at fat people, though.

ME: Yes, because they watch this movie, then go and lose weight!

-everyone in car cracks up LAUGHING-

"I reheated my coffee this morning with the steamed fish button." ~Samantha Brown

SONG QUOTES:

"I'll stare forever and love whatever breaks my heart." ~Blaqk Audio's Semiotic Love (Davey Havok)

"There's nothing stopping me from going out with all of your best friends. And if you come around saying sorry to me, my Daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be." ~Taylor Swift's Picture to Burn (Taylor Swift, Liz Rose)

"You're beautiful, every little piece, love." ~Taylor Swift's Stay Beautiful (Taylor Swift, Liz Rose)

"This song goes out to my big brother for putting up with me following you around and making me smile when things at home weren't great and for not getting mad when I humped your girlfriend, for letting me take your car to the prom, for beating up the guys who put my bike in a tree, for hand-me-down albums and guitars with no strings and for never beating the shit out of me!" ~Bowling for Soup's My Hometown (Jaret Reddick)

"Those three words are said too much but not enough." ~Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars (Gary Lightbody)

I MUST...

(BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I don't LISTEN to what people think about me, so I MUST think I'm better than everyone.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm into my APPEARANCE, so I MUST be an extremely girly-girl
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST talk really loud.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be smart.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm into CHEER LEADING, so I MUST be a dumb blond.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm into the BEACH, so I MUST be a stupid surfer.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m into ROCK so I MUST be emo.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm into FOOTBALL, so I MUST be a TOMBOY.
I'm into CLOTHS and SHOES, so I MUST be a rich girl.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either, a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork.
I wear CONTACTS, so I MUST be in denial.
I'm FRIENDS WITH LESBIANS, so I MUST be a lesbian too.
I like to TEXT instead of TALK on the phone, so I MUST have no social life.