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since: 07-08-05, id: 850354, Profile Updated: 07-26-09
country: USA
Author has written 28 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Secret Window, Monty Python, Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Neverland, Producers, Misc. Movies, Disney, Stargate: SG-1, Scrubs, Law and Order: CI, Tin Man, Back to the Future, Star Trek: 2009, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

Ideas in Progress:

Shrek: The Series (Shrek, apropos)
The Cat in the Hat Comes Back (The Cat in the Hat, apropos)
The King of the Philippines (The Cat in the Hat)
The Grinch, the Cat, the Girl, the Hat (The Grinch/Cat in the Hat crossover, apropos)
I Am One to Give Mercy to You (Robin Hood)
Walk Away (Monsters, Inc.)
The Life and Death of a Stargate ("Stargate: SG-1")
Area 50 ("Stargate: SG-1"/Men in Black crossover)
So I Married a Janitor ("Scrubs")
The System ("Scrubs"/"Law and Order: Criminal Intent" crossover)
Stakeout ("Law and Order: Criminal Intent")
We Are Asylum ("Tin Man")
A Field of Opium ("Tin Man")
Minion is Master (Spy Kids)
Mr. Monk ("Monk," apropos)
Stargate: Enterprise ("Stargate: SG-1"/"Star Trek: The Original Series" crossover, apropos)

Title: I Am One to Give Mercy to You
Fanfic Of: Robin Hood
Summary: Robin and Maid Marian's daughter, Merry Way, decides to follow in her father's footsteps by taking from the rich and giving to the poor. Her plans are thwarted, however, when the over-zealous Prince Charles, son of King Richard, tries to stop her--and ends up stealing something of hers.
Rated: G
Original Characters: Merry Way Hood; Prince Charles
Starting Sentence(s):

Title: The Cat in the Hat Comes Back
Fanfic Of: The Cat in the Hat
Summary: The Cat is back to terrorize Conrad and Sally, but this time, someone else discovers his presence. She endangers herself by becoming bait in the evil plan set up by the Stranger of Danger to rid of the Cat for good. How are the three going to get her back?
Rated: PG
Original Characters: The Stranger of Danger; Sally’s classmates and teacher
Starting Sentence(s):

Title: The King of the Philippines
Fanfic Of: The Cat in the Hat
Summary: What if the Cat was not only from a different world, but also ruled it? And if it's not this Philippines, then whose is it?
Rated: PG
Original Characters: Anna Harvey
Starting Sentence(s):

Title: Walk Away
Fanfic Of: Monsters, Inc.
Summary: Sulley is reunited with Boo, but is shocked to find out that she's an adult, and she's got a family. Bringing her back to Monstropolis might not have been the smartest thing for him to do.
Rated: PG
Original Characters: Mark Stanton; Eric Stanton
Starting Sentence(s):

Story Status:

Yet Love is Sweeter: This one's done.
Safe Under the Circumstances: I might actually continue this one because I've gained my love for Secret Window back after I read another fanfic I wrote about it. I'm not going to post the other one (called Secret Window II: Out the Open (hell, I even have a third and fourth installation in mind)) because I wrote those before I watched it enough times to fully understand the plot. I suppose I could change it a little but I'm very sensitive to that. I hate changing my stories. But anyway, I might post it anyway because I really want y'all to see it.
Finding Loompaland: Okay. There's a tragic tale behind this one. I was already like...into the fifth/sixth chapter when my computer crashed and I didn't save it beforehand. If I recall correctly, I think it was my fault it crashed...it was so long ago. The point is, I'm so distraught I might not finish it. But then again...
The Ride of Deveire: Okay, I already have this whole thing written. I need AT LEAST five reviews before I can feel better about it. I know I have a lot of hits on it...but I want to know what you guys think of it. I'm gonna post the chapters anyway, but if I get to chapter five and there's not at least five reviews, then I'm putting it on hiatus.
What Was Once a Beautiful Thing: I really want to finish this, but I have the feeling I won't be able to because I've forgotten my original plot. I should write things down more often...X_x
Pirates of the WHO, Now?: I've already had a lot more chapters written than you think. I just need to post them, and I'm posting them now. So ha.
A Period of Grace: I have begun to end this one, because it's burning a hole in my face, and I feel horrible for keeping people hanging on SUCH a critical moment in the plot. My sincere apologies.
Problems: This was a oneshot, so I'm finished with it.
Gold Digger: I...might not ever finish this one.
Entendre: This won't be posted until I finish it, which might give me motivation to actually finish it.
Like Hornets Protecting Their Hive: Complete everywhere.
A Tale of Devoted Vigilance: I'm not finished writing this, so it might be on haitus until I finish it. That's only after I post the already completed chapters, though.
The Life and Death of a Stargate: This is a series with episodes. Well, duh, series tend to have episodes. Anyway, those episodes will be indicated by LaDoaS, which is the acronym. I'm pretty far on all of the ones I've listed at the top of the profile, and I'm still getting ideas.
His Reason: I don't--as usual--have a plot planned out for this one, but I think I'm going along pretty well with it so far. We'll see.
My Own Challenge: This is going to end only when I run out of songs to inspire me on my Sburcs playlist. I have quite a few on there already, but you never know, I could run into more songs.
LO:CI Challenge 100: Um...I'm still at a writer's block with that one.
A Field of Opium: Writing is at a standstill for this one...big surprise.
The Slip!: That one's done.
Bolts of Opportunity Part III I came to a writer's block on this one, which is very odd. Usually with vignettes I can barely stop...
Labyrinthine: I just need ideas.
Any Day: I'm still in the process of writing this.
Forever: This one's a oneshot, but I might write a sequel which would be a vignette.
Forward From Here: I have fallen in love with this one, so I'm going to try my hardest to finish it.

My Ships:

Star Trek '09: Kirk/Spock, Bones/Uhura (wtf?)
Star Trek TOS: Kirk/Spock, McCoy/Uhura, Scotty/Uhura, Scotty/Chekov, Chekov/Uhura, Trelane/Miri (how would that even work?)
Stargate SG-1: Jack/Daniel
Scrubs: JD/Janitor, JD/Cox, JD/Janitor/Cox, Janitor/Cox, JD/Turk, Jordan/Cox, Ted/Gooch, Carla/Turk (makes sense, right?)
Spin City: Mike/Randall, Everyone/Everyone (lol)
House, M.D.: House/Wilson
Will & Grace: Will/Jack, Jack/Karen
CSI: Grissom/Catherine, Hodges/Wendy, Omg I Can't Remember Lawrence Fishburne's Character's Name/Wendy, Brass/Life (LOL)
Law & Order SVU: Olivia/Elliot, Munch/Fin (eh, friendship)
Law & Order CI: Goren/Eames, Ross/Rodgers
My Favorite Martian: Tim/Martin
30 Rock: Jack/Liz, Pete/Liz
Harry Potter: (Deep breath) Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Snape, Hermione/Sirius, Hermione/Lupin, Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Any Weasley But Ron, Lupin/Tonks, Ginny/Tom, Luna/Harry, Luna/Ron
Artemis Fowl: Artemis/Holly, Foaly/Holly
Hunchback of Notre Dame: Quasimodo/Esmeralda (like it should've been, dammit.)
X-Men (Movies): Logan/Marie, Logan/Storm
Back to the Future: Doc/Marty, Marty/Jennifer
The Office: Jim/Pam, Michael/Pam, I used to be a Dwight/Michael shipper until Dwight became more of a dick, Michael/Ryan
Monk: Monk/Natalie, Monk/Sharona, Monk/Stottlemeyer, Randy/Stottlemeyer, Randy/Monk/Stottlemeyer, Randy/Monk/Natalie/Stottlemeyer (why the hell not. It's San Francisco.)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy/Steve, Jimmy/Alec Baldwin (oh yes. I went there, bitch.)
Slayers: Zelgado/Amelia, Lina/Gourry(sp, I know), let's throw in a little XelZel, too.

My Definite No-Ships:

Star Trek '09: Spock/Uhura
Star Trek TOS: Spock/Chapel, Spock/Anyone Else But Kirk
Stargate SG-1: Jack/Sam
Scrubs: Janitor/Lady, JD/Elliot
Spin City: Mike/Anyone Female
House, M.D.: House/Sela Ward's Character...What Was Her NAME, Wilson/Amber, Wilson/Cuddy
CSI: Grissom/Sara, Catherine/Warrick
CSI Miami: Eric/Caleigh
30 Rock: Jack/Elisa
Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
X-Men (Movies): Jean/Scott (though I hate them both anyway...eh, they can stay together. In hell.), Jean/Logan
Back to the Future: Doc/Clara
The Office: Dwight/Michael (see above), Jan/Michael

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1. The New Divide » reviews
Sequel to "Own Personal Enterprise". Instances of betrayal and a huge act of personal terrorism against Spock creates some stronger relationships among the crew, yet threatens others.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 6-29-09
2. I Would Take All My Shame to the Grave reviews
Last of the Easier to Run "trilogy," if you will. Not necessarily a standalone, meaning you should read "It's Easier to Run" and then "It's So Much Easier to Go" before reading this one. Jim shares a moment with someone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-27-09 - J. Kirk & Spock Prime - Complete
3. It's So Much Easier to Go reviews
Sister fic to "It's Easier to Run" though it could stand alone. Spock helps out someone he considers a friend. Vague K/S implications, but doesn't have to be looked at that way at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-09 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
4. Moments Through My Brain » reviews
These are parodied moments throughout both Kirk-worlds, Shatner and Pine. They're not supposed to make a whole lot of sense.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-09
5. Own Personal Enterprise » reviews
He found, much to his surprise and dismay, that he could want what she wanted. And he did want what she wanted. Spock/OC. Rated for language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,305 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 5-31-09 - Complete
6. It's Easier to Run reviews
A brief one-shot on Kirk's concerns about Spock. K/S only if you stand on your head and read it backwards. Inspired by the Linkin Park song "Easier to Run."
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-11-09 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
7. Forward From Here » reviews
Another take on how Doc and Marty met. He doesn't have to be the local nut job; he doesn't have to be an accidental visitor.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 7-5-08
8. Labyrinthine » reviews
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Taber is more than just an angry man. Really, the only thing that has access to his soul...is her presence.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 6-3-08
9. Any Day » reviews
A series of 100-word drabbles about random times in Marty's and Doc's lives according to how I view their history. Some may contain slash.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 6-22-08
10. Forever reviews
Marty's thoughts on things while he's being hanged by Buford Tannen.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-22-08 - Complete
11. A Field of Opium » reviews
Small, short stories about ideas of moments we haven't seen in the miniseries, ideas of character backgrounds, or ideas of alternate situations. Mostly CainGlitch.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-13-07 - Glitch & Cain
12. The Slip! reviews
There's been some lovely feedback for this one...CainGlitch OF COURSE. Tiny story.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-13-07 - Cain & Glitch - Complete
13. LO:CI Challenge 100 » reviews
A playlist challenge not unlike My Own Challenge. Various 100word stories revolving around Major Case Squad. Varying ratings and content.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 11-5-07
14. The Ride of Deveire » reviews
The Knights and King Arthur decide to stop by Lady Deveire's castle...things end up very interestingly. Holy Grail
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-17-07 - Published: 10-15-05
15. His Reason » reviews
J.D. overhears the Janitor and Elliot having a conversation, and chaos ensues. Slash, JDJanitor.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-5-07
16. My Own Challenge » reviews
Short stories based on titles and lyrics of songs in my Scrubs playlist. A lot include my OC.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-27-07 - Published: 9-6-07
17. Intentions » reviews
The Life and Death of a Stargate: Intentions. Part of my new series. Jack falls ill after traveling to Dayleen, the planet on which his love Gaibra'een rules. His illness is a message...but what is it saying? JackOC
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 5-30-07 - J. O'Neill
18. Pirates of the WHO, Now? » reviews
AHAHAHA! Just a stupid parody I wrote like, two years ago. I never got around to actually posting it here...Rated M to be sure.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 10-29-05
19. A Tale of Devoted Vigilance » reviews
Prequel to Like Hornets Protecting Their Hive. Semmary Dufila meets the King of the Gypsies for the first time, and they get along famously. But of course, disaster strikes...
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-1-07
20. Like Hornets Protecting Their Hive » reviews
For ten years Clopin and Semmary have been best friends. The age difference is large...but they keep getting closer... Hunchback of Notre Dame
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,080 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 1-14-07 - Complete
21. A Period of Grace » reviews
Warning: Slash. What happens when James Barrie meets a very unlikely person? Crossover FNxGASP!Mystery. Insert Evil Laugh Here CHAP. 16 FINALLY UP!
Finding Neverland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,800 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 10-29-05
22. Entendre » reviews
Entirely inspired by a dream. Clopin spots an uninvited guest sneaking into the Court of Miracles one night as he's patrolling. What is her purpose there, and what are the two secrets Clopin Trouillefou is hiding from the world? PAUSED TIL DONE
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 12-24-06
23. Gold Digger reviews
Nicholas Nickleby Mr. Crummles is a generally good man...that is, until Laury Tinger enters the picture and promptly demolishes his sanity and honesty. What about the Missus...?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-06
24. Problems reviews
Producers are too busy to have problems. But Max Bialystock does...and his problemsolver has betrayed him. These are his thoughts in jail.
Producers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-06 - Complete
25. Yet Love is Sweeter » reviews
Lilly hasn't seen her best friend in several years. What happens when she meets him again at a place she least expected? Takes place after 2005 movie. COMPLETE
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,989 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 9-10-05 - Complete
26. What Was Once a Beautiful Thing » reviews
The sequel to Yet Love is Sweeter. What happens when Libby finds out something really interesting about her parents? Rated for SLIGHT inappropriateness.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 10-26-05
27. Finding Loompaland » reviews
What if everyone was right? What if Loompaland DOESN'T exist? That is exactly what Willy and Charlie are set to find out.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-22-05 - Published: 10-14-05
28. Safe Under the Circumstances » reviews
Mort has just gone through an interesting process...is he free from Shooter forever? Will he confide everything in the woman who saved his life? MortOC Rated for language...and later scenes.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-12-05
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