Gazing at my rotting corpse for awhile, you can be sure, dear reader, that my skills of writing masterful stories in a short time allotment have suffered quite tremendously...

Current age: 18

Location: California, where my loyalties lie most towards.

Some strong points: History, procrastination, study of Law, DRAMA, Halo, Dead Space, Battlefield Heroes, Dr. Steel, and the like

Current school I attend: California State University, Northridge

SO... since my last update, a few things have occured:

1) My girlfriend of 1 1/2 years broke up with me (booo hoooo hoooo)
2) I recently graduated from my little slice of Hell (AKA High School)

3) I took a trip to London

4) I am now attending CSUN

so, there, I have updated! Now, LEAVE ME TO MY WORK! (runs through a gauntlet of tomatoes, torches, pitchforks, knives, and the occasional stuffed puppy)

and over here are some of my favorite movie quotes to pass the time

Patton: Now, I want you to know that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Pirates of the Carribean: But why the rum?

Blackadder II: (My lord, what do you think of love?) You mean rumpy-bumpy?

Team Fortress 2: Ohh, they're goin' t' have t' glue youuu back together... IN HELL!

Alien: You still don't know what you're dealing with, do you? A perfect organism. Its strucural perfection is only matched by its hostility. It's a survivor, unclouded by concsious, remorse, or delusions of morality.

Tora! Tora! Tora: I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve...

Jurassic Park: Well, how do you know that they're female? Does somebody go to the park, and, uh, lift up the dinosaurs' skirts to check?

The Departed: (I can't wait to wipe that fuckin' smirk off your face) Would you rather wipe my ass for me?

Team America: World Police: Matt Damon!

The Dark Knight: See, I'm like a dog chasing cars... I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!