Name: Walter
Age: 22
About me: I am a male who is partially insane, I have 5, 478, 256 people living in my head, and I'm bored 24/7.

A/N: I am so sorry for leaving all of you hanging, but I will start to come back more frequently, I have my comp and net back, and ready to get started on here. My fam's been through like four comps in the past three years, so don't hold me to anything. I'm just gonna keep going as long as I can.

Remember that, I do, and as I said, don't hold me to anything. My computer crashed on me like three or four weeks ago, so yeah, using my sister's atm. I will hopefully have a new story by the end of the day, if I can't finish it. I apologize to all who've been trying to stick it out with me and just think I'm horrible for not finishing/commiting to my stories. I hope that I'll be able to redeem myself in the coming months. Not going to say anything though, in case I jinx something.

A/N2: I jinxed something. Still using my sis comp. and the other one is near unfixable. Anyway, I am making sure that anyone who's still with me that I am working on these stories on my sis comp. and am asking her to help me get them up. The first update is going to be a chapter for a new story, followed by an update for Friends then enemies. I dont care if I just jinxed myself again. You all are wonderful readers and you deserve my commitment. My stories do as well. So I will finish these stories if its the last thing I do.

Story Status:

Friends: Full-Swing people, and hopeful this can finally come to a brilliant conclusion.

Enemies: Same as Friends. Unfortunately, I remember the ending I had planned for this story and it will not be a good one.

Of Fights and Puppies: Watching Never Back Down right now and I will finish this.

Why I Gotta Be the Decoy: Continuing; My sister went to go get the DVD today, so hopefully I'll be able to watch it and refresh myslef before I get back to writing this, but I did like this story and I have a little idea on how to continue it.

The New Broken Hearts Club: Revision; That was a little too long and a little too crack ficcy for my tatse, so I'm going to be revising that.

New Projects:

Name: A Harry Runic Adventure

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Undecided (Harry/Nevvile, Draco/Neville, or Neville/Mr.Snow[Battle Runes teacher/OC])

Description: With Voldemort finally defeated and the Wizarding world in peace once again, Harry and friends must go back to comeplete their final year, with some very interesting new classes and teachers. Hopefully better than it sounds.

Name: Flame or Brawn

Fandom: Sky High

Pairing: Will/Lash or Lash/Warren, Brief Will/Warren

Description: Lash is back at Sky High and is trying his hardest to keep himself out of trouble. Will and Warren decide that they can help with this, unbeknownst to the other. Will Lash be with the Golden Boy of Sky High, or will he decide that he happens to like the heat in Warren's kitchen.

Name: You're What Makes You Beautiful

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Sam/Rory

Description: Song-fic about a guy and a guy, yes, Le GASP! IT IS SLASH!!!...hey that rhymed, lol. Anyway, It's a little fusion song I thought of, of James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" and One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful". It's sung in the style of One Direction's song and I wish it were real, lol.

Fandom's I've written about: Suite Life, Naruto, Breakfast Club, Ben 10, Harry Potter, Never Back Down, High School Musical, Spangas, Drake and Josh, Glee, Sky High

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HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Mommy, I love you --tear jerker copy and paste thingy

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,He told his friends that it was cool,And when he pulled the trigger back,It shot with a great, huge crack.Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!When I went to school that day,I never said good-bye.I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did tryI think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I couldplease listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost Try Not to Cry Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on,Maybe people will cry,Just keep this in your heart,For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".Now you have 2 choices,1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you.If you almost cryed while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit, Goldenfeather, KeybladeAngel34, Autumn-Angel-31, dancers of the night, xINFAxREDx, Icystorm

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!Copy and paste this if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Owl of the Night, WhatWouldRonandHermioneDo, American Dreamer Girl, Crystalized Chaos, Icystorm

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!If you could read that put it in your profile.

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together
Woman: Really, I’d put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they’re amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this…
If you don’t resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.