
A tall order it is indeed to make me show my face in a public place.
UPDATE: Currently... doing something. Senioritis sucks. Visit me at misspixel.deviantart.com!
Boring Stuff: Call me Pix. I am a female, and bad at being one, or so I'm told. You will never get my age, address, or phone number, no matter how hard you try.
Onwards, then.
Not-So-Boring Stuff:
Likes: No one wants to know what I like, but I'll post it anyway. I like video games, art, good movies (all two of them), bad movies (Catwoman FTW), people who like me, being a hermit.
Dislikes: Overly flowery prose, other than my own.
Favorite GAMES (these might ram the character limit): Devil May Cry 1, 3, & 4 when it comes out, Shadow Hearts: Covenant, Final Fantasy VIII (no matter how much you hate it), MarioKart, SSB, SSBM, SSBB, Sacrifice, Black and White, Katamari Damacy, Assassin's Creed, Twilight Princess, Dragon Quest VIII, Castlevania series, SSX 1-3, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, Okami, Prince of Persia since its 2D days, Guild Wars, Half-Life 1& 2, Dungeon Keeper I & II, Diablo I & II, all of Resident Evil. And Banjo-Kazooie.
Favorite MOVIES: Equilibrium, Versus, Quills, Shaun of the Dead, Stage Beauty, Advent Children, Catwoman, SPEED RACER.
Favorite PEOPLE: Mommy, Daddy, HoneyBunchesofSex (luv you honey), and... whoever gets my book published.
Favorite ANIME: FullMetal Alchemist, Yami no Matsuei, Angel Sanctuary, Wolf's Rain, Rurouni Kenshin OVA 1, Gravitation, and DEATH NOTE WOOOOO.
Eek. Favorite PAIRINGS with FavoriteFanfic Awards:
RE - Chris/Jill (Forever), Claire/Leon, Ada/Leon...
Shadow Hearts: Covenant - Karin/Nicolai (Love Unrequited)...
FullMetal Alchemist - Roy/Riza, Roy/Kimbley, Greed/Kimbley (Gunpowder) ...
Devil May Cry - Dante/Me :-)... Vergil/Dante friendship, or not-killing-each-other-ship...
FFVIII - Squall/Rinoa (Castles in the Sky)...
FFVII - Vincent/Tifa (Bullseye), Rufus/Tifa (White Desire), Rufus/Tseng (Empire, Opportunity Cost, Through the Barricades) (why are there so many of these?) ...
SSX - Elise/Viggo, Elise/JP (Haze), Elise/Nate...
Fire Emblem: PoR - Haar/Jill, Shinon/himself (you know it's true), Ulki/Rhys, Ike/Soren, Rhys/Kieran, Shinon/Rhys, Reyson/Naesala, Reyson/Tibarn, Naesala/Tibarn, Leanne/Naesala, Shinon/Rolf...
Castlevania: LoI - Leon/Joachim (Dreaming of Darkness), Joachim/Walter...
SmashBros - Marth/Zelda...
Wolf's Rain - Kiba/Myu, Hige/Blue, Cher/Hubb...
Death Note - Ryuuzaki/Light. More accurately L/Kira...
Avatar: The Last Airbender - Zuko/Katara, Zuko/Mai...
Dragon Quest VIII - Angelo/Jessica (Solitude)...
Yami no Matsuei - Tsuzuki/Hisoka, Tsukuzi/Muraki (Hymn to the Darkness) ...
MISC. - Ares/Aphrodite, Apollo/Hyacinth (I'm not kidding)
Favorite Pairing of the Moment: SPEED RACER!! HERE HE COMES!! HERE COMES SPEED RACER!!
Favorite ACTOR: Whoever does the voice for Light in Death Note. He's hot.
Favorite artist, animal, compass direction, species of woodchuck??
Parting Gems of Wisdom™:
"Child abuse! I mean - they're commiting adultery!" - Naomi, watching me play SSBM.
"The things you can affect, you affect. The things you can't affect, you cuss at." - my dad.
"Give me fifty quid, you asshole, and shut up." - dad again.
(unintelligible snorting/hyperventilating noises) - me, upon seeing the Final Fantasy Versus XIII trailer.
"'Sheep are not the docile, pleasant creatures of the pastoral idyll. Any countryman will tell you that. They are sly, occasionally vicious, pathologically stupid.'" - Joanne Harris, Chocolat...
"... but very sexy." - dad again.
Trixie - "Oh my God, was that a ninja?!"
Pops - "More like a NONja!"
- Speed Racer
THIS PROFILE IS GETTING REALLY LONG!!
Disclaimer: I own myself. I own a can of Arizona Iced Tea and a computer. I wish I owned Capcom. But I don't.
To Do:
Exquisite Captor - Castlevania. Originally titled "Let's Lament My Innocence" because it nearly falls into the realm of yaoi smut. Oh, well, it had to happen sometime, and yes, I am a closet yaoi fangirl. Bite me. (uploaded, and very possibly being rewritten because of its supreme suckiness.)
So Below - Chapter (?) can be classified in the category of Dungeon Keeper and is set in the universe of Dungeon Keeper... but bears little or no similarity to the series. A serious endeavor, promise you'll give it a read even if you don't like or have never played the game. (never mind - taken down due to chronic lack of reviews)
Pazhalsta is now finished. (uploaded)
I Never Cried - Chapter 5 is a veritable soap opera. Deal. (uploaded)
Looking Ahead - Chapter 3 is a veritable soap opera, with a moral nonetheless. Deal. (uploaded)
By the Docks - Chapter 2 - Diablo II. Yes, yes, I did it. But looks like no one's that interested. (taken down)
For Two - Chapter 7 seems to be popular. SSX, no visible pairing yet. But it's me, so you know there will be one. (on hiatus... sorry guys... school's a bitch...)
His Personal Notes - Chapter 5 is not looking promising. (uploaded, so I guess I must not have lost all hope.)
Parched - Fire Emblem, because I always get a kick out of Shinon and alcohol. No pairing, although Rhys's failure to resist a drunken tackle narrowly avoids being classified as a violent yaoi scene. (uploaded)
Approval - had its name changed because the old one was flipping stupid. (uploaded)
Lost in Translation - LeannexNaesala fluff for Fire Emblem. Normally I'm a sucker for the NaesalaxReysonxTibarn trio, or any mixture of the aforementioned, but whatever. (HELP ME THIS FIC IS KILLING ME)
How I Met Your Highness - Chapter 3 - I like this one because Zelda and Marth make me happy. I think maybe my style is slowly exiting the realm of overflowery annoyingness, finally...
The Shadows of the World - WalterxJoachim... maybe a paragraph of vague Anne-Rice-style naughtiness? Otherwise thoroughly confusing and convoluted.
If you're stupid enough to steal ideas or words from anyone - especially me - then I have no sympathy whatsoever for you and will sic the copyright law on you faster than a pack of wolves on a three-legged cat.