Name: Luthiena. Is that my real name? Nah. It's me Elvish name!
Location: On the Flying Dutchman eating a bones'an'bread sandwich with Clanker
Religion: Christian
Favorite Season: Winter
Age: 15
Favorite TV Shows: Everybody Loves Raymond, Hell's Kitchen, King of Queens, Who's Line is it Anyway?
Instrument I play: Flute for 5 years.
Bands I like: Bowling for Soup,Within Temptation, Kamelot, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Xandria, Leaves' Eyes, Nightwish (NOT Annette!), Aesma Daeva, Evanescence, Abonos, Operatika, Therion, Flowing Tears, Lacuna Coil (pre-Karmacode), Tarot, Autumn, many more, mostly from Europe, all metal, and (almost) all with a female singer. I also enjoy polka. (Yay polka!)
Bands/People/Stuff I Hate: Avril Lavigne, all rappers, all hiphop artists. I hate Bush and have started calling him King Agamemnon, and cannot stand Arch Enemy; BEN MOODY IS EVIL! He is so into himself! Country music...And I despise Harry Potter. Paris Hilton... and of course the evil whore ELIZABETH SWANN! (she should DIE!)
People who are Awesome: Chip (We miss you!), DAVY JONES AND CLANKER!, CHRISTOPHER LEE, Marco Hietala, Will Boyd (We miss our Irish sailor dude!) all my friends (You guys RULE! Hopefully, you know who you are.), my family, ORLANDO BLOOM
Favorite Movies: First will always be LORD OF THE RINGS! w00t! Pirates of the Caribbean One and Two (AWE wasn't as good...), Troy, Helen of Troy (the tv movie), Iphigenia, Elf, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, any Tim Burton movie, An American Tail, The Pebble and the Penguin, both Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movies, Warrior Queen
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"Temporary pain, eternal shame
To take part in this Devil's chess game
Spit on me, let go, get rid of me,
And try to survive your stupidity!"
- Romanticide by Nightwish
"I was on my way to conquer the world and I was distracted by something shiny."
- Colt
"Save yourself a penny for the ferryman,
Save yourself and let them suffer!
In hope,
In love,
This world ain't ready for the ark!"
- Planet Hell by Nightwish
"On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out. "
Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little, just to be funny.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
~ Jeff Valdez
"Mandylion without a face,
Deathwish without a prayer,
End of hope
End of love
End of time
The rest is SILENCE!"
- End of all Hope by Nightwish
Drew on Rundlett's gym fire alarms:
"Please remain calm while we blare AIR RAID SIRENS IN YOUR FACE!"
"Debra: You okay? Carrie: Yeah. Debra: You seemed a little upset when you jabbed him with your butter knife"- King of Queens
"you trample on a rose
never stopping to think that
that rose was someone
who loved you to no end
that that rose, was me.
hannah harmon"
--- Hannah Harmon
"Mrs.O'R.: What is painful? Blake: Falling off a rollercoaster."--- In 8th grade Language Arts Class
"But what the hell?
Bang bang bang bang!" --- Ryan, Who's Line Is It Anyway?
"Dan: /all excited/ OH! I KNOW! Is Billy a piece of coal!" LA Class 8th grade
"And then the cow said 'What milk?'"--- Austin, attempting to "cover up" in 8th grade Language Arts once the teacher got back
"Don't pretend to be plugging me out, kid. Or I'll make it radioactive coal!" --- My Dad
"SANTA! OH MY GOD!" --- Elf
"You wanna make a... taco?" -- My dad. Don't even ask. XD
"There, between the exhibited bodies
Framed by frozen blood
Her skin scabrous, once so soft
That must be the one, the one I once loved." ---- Gallery of Reality by Autumn
"And you come across a lovely pizza wench." Debra, Everybody Loves Raymond
"I like frisbees. A Frisbee is the only object you can throw at a stranger, and hit him with it- and it's okay." --- Demetri Martin
The clouds grow thick as the mud
Below his feet that have walked countless miles
To be home with child and wife, and only find
Black stained walls with all love gone." --- The Green Angel by Autumn
"Austin's puppet got puppet-napped!" Jake, when one of my old classmates hid Austin's puppet (don't ask, class project), and Austin was freaking out
"Do they know the end of my dreams is near
Enforced by the hand of a bearded knight
An answer to the sins of the bed
A short thrust, the dreams fade away,
The knife on the floor has turned deep red,
In the light of the dawn this day" --- Vision Red by Autumn
"Me gots your girl, mon, ME GOTS YOUR GIRL!" ... Just don't ask. XD
"Look, I'd love to exchange witticisms with you, but tempus is having a damn good fugit." --- The Crimes and Punishments of Miss Payne. Hehe, Latin!
"Little Pile of Ash in the Glowing Crater, after I nuke it." --- Drew, on Little House on the Prarie
"At break of day when that man drove away, I was waiting
I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door
She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more" --- Delilah by Inkubus Sukkubus
"Me without my friends? Chea right!
That would be like a fat boy without his yummy cake!" --- Jocelyn, one of my best friends.
"The Devil doesn't pay parking tickets." --- Judge Mathis
"Meat! I like meat!" --- Keaton
"What do frogs have to do with cream?!" Zach L.
"Zach: Why'd they have so many kids back then?
Mrs. O'Hara: Well, they didn't have anything better to do.
Zach: Woah!" --- 8th Grade Science Class.
"Pass? Pass? We don't need no stinkin' pass!" Mr.Camirand, with a really bad Mexican accent.
"Praise the Dead Horse!
Yo man! The Dead Horse ROCKS!" --- Me and Shannon
"They make me go ick-ick!" Colin, Who's Line Is It Anyway?
"I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit." P.G. Wodehouse, when asked about his writing technique.
"Even the dead cry-
Their only comfort
Kill your friend, I don't care
Orchid kids, blinded stare" --- The Kinslayer, by Nightwish
"Me: /during the movie/ I've decided that whenever we don't like someone, we are going to tell them that they smell funny, like Captain Jack did to Norrington.
Rosie: Okay!
/later/
Me: THE KRAKEN SMELLS FUNNY!
/me and Rosie burst into laughter/
/various glares from other theatre goers/
Me: This is the worst time we could be laughing. I mean, the Kraken's trying to destroy the Pearl!
Rosie: /keeps laughing/
Me: LOOK! SOMEONE DIED!
/laugh even harder, murderous glares abound/"
"And if I don't come back... then you won't see me!" Tony, Who's Line Is It Anyway
"Clanker was... Er, what was Clanker doing? He thought he might be trying to make friends with Gibbs and Cotton, but it looked more like he was trying to take their heads off with a luch tray." From Ragetti Goes to School by Stormwake
"OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE TWINS!!!!" -- Me. Really loudly. On the seventh time that I saw PotC: DMC in theatres, I FINALLY FOUND THE TWINS! HAHAHA! THEY CAN'T RUN FROM ME!
Blonde_Chick and Oh-So-Single: The Classic Couple--- Hahaha, me and Drew saw an ad for some online dating service here on FF, so I thought I'd put it in my profile. XD
"Some Gods will come when you call, and others will make a very rude gesture"--- www.godchecker.com
"Colin: What's your name?
Ryan: Lord... Piggly!" --- Who's Line Is It Anyway?
"Are you FREAKIN' READY TO PRAY!' --- Comedian On Comedy Central
"So, we're here to piss off the algae." --- Mike Rowe, Dirty Jobs
"Mr.Eko should marry Ch- oooh, no!"--- Me and Amy
"In the dictionary, next to the word BITCH there's a BIIIIG picture of me!" Mrs. Higgins, after she had to send a jerk in my class down to his commons because he was in her face about something. XD Mrs. Higgins ROCKS!
"Mmmm, toasty!"-- Me, after going inside our school after eating lunch outside... it was warm inside, and cold out there. XD
"DESTINY!" --- Me, pestering Amy, who insists it won't work. Mr. Eko and Goat FOREVER! Mr. Eko may be gone, but DESTINY WILL LIVE ON!
"Charlie hates pigeons." --- Amy
"Me: I'm hooking Sawyer up with a polar bear.
Amy: Sawyer's going to have sex with Kate tonight.
Me: YOU'RE JUST OUT TO RUIN MY LIF- Wait, he is?
Amy: Yeah. Didn't you watch the preview? They were, like, ripping each other's clothes off.
Me: Oh. I thought they were going swimming. Didn't they have bathing suits on?
Amy: /silence, then,/ Uh, no. You could see, like, half of Kate's boob! See through bathing suiiit!
Me: Humph.
Amy: Skinny dipping!
Me: Fine, I guess they weren't going swimming..." --- Me and Amy have the best conversations :D
"/snappishly/ Well, I wish I could help you, but I can't. We're acting out MacBeth. I'm sorry. /SLAM/" ---Macbeth Lady- story behind this: Okay, we were taking a test in English, and upstairs we kept hearing all these really loud thumps and bangings. So, Mrs. McGlynn sent up Rachel to ask them if they could please quiet down. Around ten minutes later, the teacher of the room above comes storming down, knocks briskly on the door, and said that to us. She sounded REALLY angry, haha. Then, she slammed the door. XD
"Maybe it was Lady Macbeth." --- Dylan, after we heard an EXTREMELY loud door-slam.
"Is it a cinematic film?" --- Kevin R
" Me: She was going to confisticate my cellphone!
Amy: Er... confisticate?
Me: Oopsie. I meant CONFISCATE!
Amy: Confisticate... /snicker/"
"Amy: Uh, yeah- I found some scary Nightmare Before Christmas lyrics in my math book...
Me: Heh. I forgot to take those out." --- XD Hahaha. I wrote down all the lyrics of Kidnap the Sandy on a piece of paper, and stuck it in Amy's math book. I meant to take it out, really, I did! XD
"Oogie Boogie's not sexy... he's delicious!" --- Me and Sheilly
"ROAST, YOU MISERABLE MARSHMALLOW!" --- Boromir in a LotR Caption Story thing. XD
"I HIT A PENGUIN!" Frank, on Everybody Loves Raymond
" /singsong/ Burn the village, kill them all!" --- Me, Drew, and Patrick. We were walking home from the bus, and I started singing this because we were talking about Cerdic... then we linked arms and started skipping and singing it, hehehe. XD
"A diversion!" Awww, Leggi's so cuuuute! XD
"Are you challenging me? If you want to challenge me, you have to have a sword in your hand. As long as my heart beats, you hold your tongue. Or I'll cut it out." --- Cerdic, what good parenting skills!
"Wow. When we go to Macy's you can punch Santa and kick an elf." --- Ray, from Everybody Loves Raymond, hehehe. XD
"I doubt your butt is going to sprout magical leg/lips and start dancing around." --- ROSIE!!!!!! Hehehehe!
"I walk like Captain Jack, I drink water like Boostrap Bill, and I have to eat 99 souls in 3 days. I AM PIRATE! I also look like a chipmunk, but that has nothing to do with pirates." --- Rosie, on a shirt thingamajigger for a "feel better after wisdom teeth carving out t-shirt present thing"
"I'm just glad he likes filmscores instead of crack." --- Marco Hietala, bass player and back-up vocalist for Nightwish. God, he cracks me up... not to mention he's hot and I have a crush on him. XD I really want to meet him someday, hehe.
"Monique (Benschop, The Netherlands): Have you ever been offered money to cut off your (good-looking) beard? And if so, is this person still alive:-)
Marco: Nobody's done that yet, but I'm open to offers. If you want them, be prepared to PAY!" --- Marco, answernig the Nightmail
"Gut rhymes with BUTT!" --- Amy and Me. Aren't we mature? XD
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WARNING: I AM SUFFERING SEVERE CASES OF DAVY JONES, NORRINGTON, AND CLANKER FANGIRLISM! BEWARE!!!
100 Anti-Elizabetj and PROUD!
RIP Steve Irwin. Crikey, we'll miss you!
"You are the queen of Beckett bashing. (hands Fly like a Blueberry Pie a plastic crown with a Beckett action figure on it, and a wooden mallet in the action of beating his brains out)." WOOH! /places crown on head/ XD Thanks city-seagull!
Calling all Davy Jones Fangirls! If ye be one, get yer butt over there NOW- or I'll set Clanker on ye. XD
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UPDATE!
LUTHY IS BACK! XD I've got a bunch of new fanficcies written, and can't wait to post 'em!
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