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since: 07-11-05, id: 852757, Profile Updated: 08-30-08
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Author has written 47 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Books, Lost, Greek Mythology, and Batman.

HAI GUYZ I'M KINDA WRITING A LITTLE BIT AGAIN

So... go away.

Bye, now.

Oh, and, by the way- the 3rd PotC movie totally SQUASHED any love I had for the fandom. Norrington and Davy Jones both dying? And, come ON, did you see how pathetic and short of a death they gave Davykins? PAH. I can't write any more PotC, and I'm sorry. I really am.

However, for any fans of Secret Obsessions, I'm tossing around the idea in my head of doing that, only with just villains this time. =D Davy Jones will be in that one, you bet your bootstraps on it! =D

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1. MrJoker? reviews
The Joker is approached by a fearfully frightening fangirl! Oh noes! O Dark Knight Joker, people. Just so ya know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-12-08 - The Joker - Complete
2. Hope Had Faded reviews
A whatif short ficlet. What would have happened if the orcs had succeeded in bringing Merry and Pippin to the Enemy?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-25-07 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T. - Complete
3. If Ye Give a Kraken a Human reviews
Y'know those If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books? Well, this is like that. Only it's FLYING DUTCHMAN STYLE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete
4. Therapy Aboard the Dutchman » reviews
Davy Jones has decided that all his crew needs is a little... therapy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-16-07
5. Not a Curse, But a Gift reviews
Boromir's thoughts on the One Ring during the Council of Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-07 - Boromir - Complete
6. In Memorium reviews
Haldir died upon the walls of Helm's Deep, but what become of the wife he left behind? Happy Haldir Day, everyone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-15-07 - Haldir - Complete
7. Charlie and Mr Eko's Christmas reviews
Christmas mayhem with Charlie and Mr. Eko. Merry Christmas, everyone! .
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-06 - Charlie & Eko - Complete
8. Up On Yer 'Unkers Whelp! The Musical reviews
Yup. Written for Bad Luck Bree. Jimmylegs makes his own musical! XD You guessed it another Flying Dutchman humor ficcie. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-22-06
9. Deaths » reviews
The death scenes of different characters. Slightly morbid, really.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 9-3-06
10. Jack Sparrow Goes MODERN reviews
Jack Sparrow in the, er, modern world. Written by a friend, posted by me. XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-11-06 - Complete
11. Aboard the Flying Dutchman » reviews
Just a roleplay me and Bad Luck Bree are doing. XD Features the crew of the Dutchman! And some other charries... XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-7-06 - Published: 9-14-06
12. Attack of the Random Words » reviews
Random jumble of short chapters in which Jack and company have random adventures inspired by random words. Be afraid, be very afraid. XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 9-17-06
13. A PotC Thanksgiving reviews
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-23-06 - Complete
14. Kallisti reviews
Never anger the Goddess of Discord, for who knows what events may unfold?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-06 - Complete
15. PotC Limericks » reviews
Just a collection of limericks about the characters of CotBP and DMC. May be some spoilers, but who really knows?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-5-06 - Published: 8-20-06
16. MrEko's Halloween reviews
Yup. Wrote it for HalloweenOogie Boogie Day. LOSTNightmare Before ChristmasLOTR. Random nonsense. Enjoy!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-30-06 - Eko & Charlie
17. Destiny reviews
Yup, a random insidejoke between me and a friend. Includes Mr.Eko, Charlie, and a Goat. DESTINY!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-22-06 - Charlie & Eko - Complete
18. Davy Jones's Hunger » reviews
Davy Jones decides that Will's punishment was not enough. Decided to change it from a oneshot to an ongoing story. DMC spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 7-23-06 - Complete
19. Daddy Davy reviews
Someone asked what Davy Jones would be like as a father figure, and this popped into me head. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 9-25-06 - Davy Jones - Complete
20. Random Collaboration Thingy of Whateverness! » reviews
Yup. A random collaboration thing with my friend Drew. Pirates and whatever else we think of. XD But mostly Pirates.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 9-6-06
21. In the Locker » reviews
Bootstrap and Clanker have been sent to the Locker by Davy Jones. Will they make it? A very silly story. O.o
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 9-1-06
22. I Only Wanted a Drink! reviews
Poor Clanker just wants a Rum Surprise. Will he get one? XD This was written for threeheadedmonkey.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-3-06 - Complete
23. Nothing reviews
A songfic about Davy Jones. Much angst abounds. The song is Nemo by the artist Nightwish.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-31-06 - Complete
24. Of Beckett and Bashings » reviews
Various Beckett bashing goodness. Huzzah!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-13-06
25. The Ping Pong Chronicles » reviews
Jack challenges everyone to a ping pong tournament, and chaos ensues!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 7-22-06
26. Aesop's Fables PotC Style! » reviews
A wacky collection of Aesop's Fables, retold with the characters of PotC. It's me writing them, so expect many crazy things inside, along with much Beckett bashing goodness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 8-30-06 - Published: 8-12-06
27. Memories » reviews
The memories of a member of Jones's crew.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-27-06 - Published: 8-22-06
28. Ragetti Bakes a Cake reviews
Ragetti bakes a cake... or, at least, he tries to. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-26-06 - Complete
29. Never Another Man Like Cap'n Jack reviews
Ragetti's thoughts on Jack's death. Just a drabble thing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-25-06 - Complete
30. Abandoned reviews
Inspired by the book Bear Dancer. Spoilers if you haven't read it. The thoughts of a dying character.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-06 - Complete
31. Davy Jones » reviews
A collection of short drabbles about Davy Jones. Will be updated whenever.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-22-06
32. Time for Yummy Bones and Bread reviews
Features Clanker as the main charrie. The result of me thinking he said something different than he really did. Haha. .
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-21-06 - Complete
33. Secret Obsessions » reviews
The characters of PotC have joined a support group for their Secret Obsessions. Warning: Outrageous obsessions will abound, and stuff will be made fun of. Spoilers may also be in there.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 7-10-06
34. Beckett's Crisis reviews
Oh no! Lord Beckett has lost something. Will he ever regain the one thing he truly loves? : o Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-12-06 - Cutler B. - Complete
35. Rubber Duckie reviews
In which Beckett sings a song to his rubber duck. Yeaahhhhh.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-10-06 - Complete
36. The Magnificent Powers of KoolAid reviews
What happens when Beckett follows some beauty tips he got from Jack? A very silly one shot. Read at your own risk. O.o
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-9-06 - Complete
37. KGrease in Da House, Yo! reviews
Our beloved KGrease applies for a job in our notsobeloved Beckett's house.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-8-06 - Complete
38. The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Beckett! reviews
Will, Elizabeth, Pintel and Ragetti are trying to watch a movie when BECKETT comes in! Oh no! :o
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-7-06 - Complete
39. Spaghettios and Other Madness reviews
Rgahetti likes Spaghettios. He likes them a LOT.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-3-06 - Complete
40. Ragetti's Gourmet Meal reviews
Ragetti is bored, so he decides he's going to eat his wooden eyeball. Oneshot. And it has yet more Beckett abuse! go Beckett abuse!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-27-06 - Complete
41. Wooden Eyeball Shanty reviews
Raggeti will now sing us a shanty about his wooden eyeball. Very odd. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-26-06 - Ragetti - Complete
42. Ragetti's Ode to Dresses reviews
I think our old mate Ragetti enjoyed his dress experience a tad too much. This is for Aetas!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-21-06 - Complete
43. Anyone Fancy Some Educational Television? reviews
What happens when Jack chains Beckett to a chair and forces him to watch educational television? Well, stuff happens. XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-19-06 - Cutler B. & Jack S. - Complete
44. Li'l Sheep Man Rap reviews
You have to be a Major Fan to understand this... See inside for the scene this is about...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-7-05
45. Small, Grey, Annoying reviews
Inspired by an online funny picture thing. Yup. Reviews are very much appreciated, as people seem to enjoy starving poor, reviewhungry insane creatures like me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-6-05
46. Crazy as a Coconut reviews
This is actually a fic of the movie version, but whatever. Craziness inspired by a comic I found off of the internet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-05 - Legolas & Aragorn
47. Playing Yoyo With the Ring of Power reviews
Just an odd little thing I wrote...Reviews appreciated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-05
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