| Luthy Lovett |
Author has written 47 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Books, Lost, Greek Mythology, and Batman. HAI GUYZ I'M KINDA WRITING A LITTLE BIT AGAIN So... go away. Bye, now. Oh, and, by the way- the 3rd PotC movie totally SQUASHED any love I had for the fandom. Norrington and Davy Jones both dying? And, come ON, did you see how pathetic and short of a death they gave Davykins? PAH. I can't write any more PotC, and I'm sorry. I really am. However, for any fans of Secret Obsessions, I'm tossing around the idea in my head of doing that, only with just villains this time. =D Davy Jones will be in that one, you bet your bootstraps on it! =D | |||||||||||
1. MrJoker? reviewsThe Joker is approached by a fearfully frightening fangirl! Oh noes! O Dark Knight Joker, people. Just so ya know.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-12-08 - The Joker - Complete2. Hope Had Faded reviewsA whatif short ficlet. What would have happened if the orcs had succeeded in bringing Merry and Pippin to the Enemy?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-25-07 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T. - Complete3. If Ye Give a Kraken a Human reviewsY'know those If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books? Well, this is like that. Only it's FLYING DUTCHMAN STYLE!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete4. Therapy Aboard the Dutchman » reviewsDavy Jones has decided that all his crew needs is a little... therapy.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-16-075. Not a Curse, But a Gift reviewsBoromir's thoughts on the One Ring during the Council of Elrond.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-07 - Boromir - Complete6. In Memorium reviewsHaldir died upon the walls of Helm's Deep, but what become of the wife he left behind? Happy Haldir Day, everyone.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-15-07 - Haldir - Complete7. Charlie and Mr Eko's Christmas reviewsChristmas mayhem with Charlie and Mr. Eko. Merry Christmas, everyone! .Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-06 - Charlie & Eko - Complete8. Up On Yer 'Unkers Whelp! The Musical reviewsYup. Written for Bad Luck Bree. Jimmylegs makes his own musical! XD You guessed it another Flying Dutchman humor ficcie. :DPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-22-069. Deaths » reviewsThe death scenes of different characters. Slightly morbid, really.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 9-3-0610. Jack Sparrow Goes MODERN reviewsJack Sparrow in the, er, modern world. Written by a friend, posted by me. XDPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-11-06 - Complete11. Aboard the Flying Dutchman » reviewsJust a roleplay me and Bad Luck Bree are doing. XD Features the crew of the Dutchman! And some other charries... XDPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-7-06 - Published: 9-14-0612. Attack of the Random Words » reviewsRandom jumble of short chapters in which Jack and company have random adventures inspired by random words. Be afraid, be very afraid. XDPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 9-17-0613. A PotC Thanksgiving reviewsHappy Thanksgiving everyone! :Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-23-06 - Complete14. Kallisti reviewsNever anger the Goddess of Discord, for who knows what events may unfold?Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-06 - Complete15. PotC Limericks » reviewsJust a collection of limericks about the characters of CotBP and DMC. May be some spoilers, but who really knows?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-5-06 - Published: 8-20-0616. MrEko's Halloween reviewsYup. Wrote it for HalloweenOogie Boogie Day. LOSTNightmare Before ChristmasLOTR. Random nonsense. Enjoy!Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-30-06 - Eko & Charlie17. Destiny reviewsYup, a random insidejoke between me and a friend. Includes Mr.Eko, Charlie, and a Goat. DESTINY!Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-22-06 - Charlie & Eko - Complete18. Davy Jones's Hunger » reviewsDavy Jones decides that Will's punishment was not enough. Decided to change it from a oneshot to an ongoing story. DMC spoilers.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 7-23-06 - Complete19. Daddy Davy reviewsSomeone asked what Davy Jones would be like as a father figure, and this popped into me head. Oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 9-25-06 - Davy Jones - Complete20. Random Collaboration Thingy of Whateverness! » reviewsYup. A random collaboration thing with my friend Drew. Pirates and whatever else we think of. XD But mostly Pirates.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 9-6-0621. In the Locker » reviewsBootstrap and Clanker have been sent to the Locker by Davy Jones. Will they make it? A very silly story. O.oPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 9-1-0622. I Only Wanted a Drink! reviewsPoor Clanker just wants a Rum Surprise. Will he get one? XD This was written for threeheadedmonkey.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-3-06 - Complete23. Nothing reviewsA songfic about Davy Jones. Much angst abounds. The song is Nemo by the artist Nightwish.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-31-06 - Complete24. Of Beckett and Bashings » reviewsVarious Beckett bashing goodness. Huzzah!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-13-0625. The Ping Pong Chronicles » reviewsJack challenges everyone to a ping pong tournament, and chaos ensues!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 7-22-0626. Aesop's Fables PotC Style! » reviewsA wacky collection of Aesop's Fables, retold with the characters of PotC. It's me writing them, so expect many crazy things inside, along with much Beckett bashing goodness.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 8-30-06 - Published: 8-12-0627. Memories » reviewsThe memories of a member of Jones's crew.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-27-06 - Published: 8-22-0628. Ragetti Bakes a Cake reviewsRagetti bakes a cake... or, at least, he tries to. Oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-26-06 - Complete29. Never Another Man Like Cap'n Jack reviewsRagetti's thoughts on Jack's death. Just a drabble thing.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-25-06 - Complete30. Abandoned reviewsInspired by the book Bear Dancer. Spoilers if you haven't read it. The thoughts of a dying character.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-06 - Complete31. Davy Jones » reviewsA collection of short drabbles about Davy Jones. Will be updated whenever.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-22-0632. Time for Yummy Bones and Bread reviewsFeatures Clanker as the main charrie. The result of me thinking he said something different than he really did. Haha. .Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-21-06 - Complete33. Secret Obsessions » reviewsThe characters of PotC have joined a support group for their Secret Obsessions. Warning: Outrageous obsessions will abound, and stuff will be made fun of. Spoilers may also be in there.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 7-10-0634. Beckett's Crisis reviewsOh no! Lord Beckett has lost something. Will he ever regain the one thing he truly loves? : o Oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-12-06 - Cutler B. - Complete35. Rubber Duckie reviewsIn which Beckett sings a song to his rubber duck. Yeaahhhhh.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-10-06 - Complete36. The Magnificent Powers of KoolAid reviewsWhat happens when Beckett follows some beauty tips he got from Jack? A very silly one shot. Read at your own risk. O.oPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-9-06 - Complete37. KGrease in Da House, Yo! reviewsOur beloved KGrease applies for a job in our notsobeloved Beckett's house.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-8-06 - Complete38. The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Beckett! reviewsWill, Elizabeth, Pintel and Ragetti are trying to watch a movie when BECKETT comes in! Oh no! :oPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-7-06 - Complete39. Spaghettios and Other Madness reviewsRgahetti likes Spaghettios. He likes them a LOT.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-3-06 - Complete40. Ragetti's Gourmet Meal reviewsRagetti is bored, so he decides he's going to eat his wooden eyeball. Oneshot. And it has yet more Beckett abuse! go Beckett abuse!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-27-06 - Complete41. Wooden Eyeball Shanty reviewsRaggeti will now sing us a shanty about his wooden eyeball. Very odd. :DPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-26-06 - Ragetti - Complete42. Ragetti's Ode to Dresses reviewsI think our old mate Ragetti enjoyed his dress experience a tad too much. This is for Aetas!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-21-06 - Complete43. Anyone Fancy Some Educational Television? reviewsWhat happens when Jack chains Beckett to a chair and forces him to watch educational television? Well, stuff happens. XDPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-19-06 - Cutler B. & Jack S. - Complete44. Li'l Sheep Man Rap reviewsYou have to be a Major Fan to understand this... See inside for the scene this is about...Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-7-0545. Small, Grey, Annoying reviewsInspired by an online funny picture thing. Yup. Reviews are very much appreciated, as people seem to enjoy starving poor, reviewhungry insane creatures like me.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-6-0546. Crazy as a Coconut reviewsThis is actually a fic of the movie version, but whatever. Craziness inspired by a comic I found off of the internet.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-05 - Legolas & Aragorn47. Playing Yoyo With the Ring of Power reviewsJust an odd little thing I wrote...Reviews appreciated!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-05
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