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Author has written 68 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar: Last Airbender, Bleach, xxxHOLiC, Card Captor Sakura, Phantom of the Opera, Soul Eater, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Pet Shop of Horrors, Firefly, Inception, and Dollhouse. More writings @ homepage. : Status Reports as of Jan 1, 2012 : My brain is currently running on expired inspiration. And my pride as a writer and an uppity linguaphile would never allow me to post inferior work on the internet. So in summary... you, the reader, are kind of screwed. Pandemonium is officially a collaboration between Aixyutin and myself. QED there will be twice the delay between updates. : Prose in Purple : Nothing Quite Like It: Inception fics, namely for Arthur/Ariadne Smaller than a Breadbox: short and maybe sweet drabble/sentence challenges Consecration: uncut version The Persephone Story: Part I Part II : second installment = mildly S&M Divided Heaven: Part I Part II : second installment would blow your mind, it's doubtful your mind has a... Cage a Trois: Part I Part II Part III Part IV : second half is more than just kissing with tongue The Greatest Gift: two boys and a slight case of gay sex : Words to Write by : “You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it.” --Neil Gaiman “Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere." -- Albert Einstein “It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.” -- Mae West : Disclaimer Central : Where you might find me lurking : LiveJournal : GaiaOnline : DevArt : It's easier to criticize than to create. Guess what that makes me. Not a good writer. Just better than most. I mostly write for Naruto because the characters are so underdeveloped. There's a lot of material gone to waste. Easy to come up with 'what if's. I read for enjoyment. If I don't enjoy something, I sure as gravity won't read it. There isn't much that will squick me. I'm far too educated in ancient cultures. Morals are what you make of them. | |||||
1. Don't Take Advice From Anyone reviewsFive stupid, comic, ridiculous, deadly serious but really irrelevant pieces of advice someone else gave them about their relationship and one they took to heart. Arthur/AriadneInception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete2. The Vampire Story » reviewsModern AU. Halloween fic. With the vampire cliche being thrown in and stomped on. And Sasuke in costumes. Vaguely SasuHina.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-11 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete3. Fabula Rasa » reviewsA blank story. Because physics doesn't apply to relationships, so I can totally make something out of nothing. DevArt 100themes. A serious attempt at a mostly serious story. I wandered away from canon in 2009 and I am not going back. Just so you know.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 70,994 - Reviews: 263 - Updated: 10-25-11 - Published: 7-14-08 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H.4. Tangent To Your Curves reviewsCollege AU prompt from LiveJournal. Arthur/Ariadne wherein Arthur is nerdliness manifest and Ariadne is all over it.Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-27-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete5. metamorpheus reviewsFive items of jewelry he gave her. Yet another old Arthur/Ariadne prompt from the inception kink community.Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-18-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete6. l'appel du vide reviewsFive things he does that make her smile, and one thing she does that makes him smile. The companion to Let Me Count the Ways. Also a prompt on inception kink.Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete7. Let Me Count the Ways reviewsFive things she does that always make him smile. And one thing that he does that makes her smile. Arthur/Ariadne for kore rising because I promised her nice long fluffy fic, and only nailed the 'long'.Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-17-10 - Arthur & Ariadne - Complete8. Terra Incognita reviewsFive strange places someone else found items of their underwear. Arthur/Ariadne done for a prompt on inception kink. Naturally, sexytiems are involved.Inception - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-26-10 - Arthur & Ariadne - Complete9. Much Ado about Muffins reviewsAU. Fic-trade with Bullwinkle's Lady. Crackish SasuKarin and SasuNaru. And muffins.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-4-10 - Karin & Sasuke U. - Complete10. 15 Fragments of Uzumaki Kushina reviewsBeing a kunoichi is being your own destiny. Stuff up to manga chapter 503.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-25-10 - Kushina U. - Complete11. The Bedtime Story reviewsPresent for Aix. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away... slightly SasuHina.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-6-10 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete12. Changing Perspective reviewsModern AU. Naruto needs some inspiration. And Sasuke needs some tact. NarutoxSasukeNaruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-1-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete13. The Pygmalion Story reviewsModern AU retelling of Sakura and Ino. Hint of girl-love. Possibly more to come, but for now: one-shot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-10 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete14. The Fifth Story reviewsApartment!AU. Story/floor vs story/fiction. You see what I did there? Also March 2010's DateMe challenge. SasuHinaNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-16-10 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete15. With a Capital P reviewsHanabi has a Plan. It's not what you think, I'm very sure of that much. ItachixHanabi. Very random. Very AU, but kinda set in canon.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-25-10 - Hanabi H. & Itachi U. - Complete16. historia est vitae magistra reviewsHistory is the teacher of life. A 'what if Miranda wasn't the only secret River Tam has locked away in that pretty head of hers' scenario. Also some River - Cassandra comparisons. And River-babble. I love River-babble.Crossover - Firefly & Dollhouse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-23-10 - River - Complete17. A Business Lunch reviewsThere are no coincidences you know. A random scenario that lines up with canon very well; in which Yuuko has a trump card, D has sugar, and Watanuki has a spasm.Crossover - Pet Shop of Horrors & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-23-10 - Count D & Yuuko I. - Complete18. Penelope reviewsbut cease from this pitiful strain, that ever wastes my heart within my breast, since to me above all women hath come a sorrow comfortless. Konan, she who waits, and does as she is bid in the meantime. Spoilers for everything you will ever see of Konan.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-10 - Konan - Complete19. Mismatched reviewsIt was easy, as most trivial things for a villain are, part evil genius, mostly crazy random happenstance. Freshly PhDed, new apartment, new roommate, now in love at first machine mix up.Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-8-10 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete20. Medea reviewsMy friends, I am resolved upon the deed; at once will I slay my children and then leave this land, without delaying long enough to hand them over to some more savage hand to butcher. Mikoto, as the mother, the wife, the anti-heroine.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-10 - Mikoto U. - Complete21. Blossoms in the Snow reviewsLove does. And flowers too. Sometimes. DateMe challenge Dec 09. SasuHina. A remix of the Golden Hairpin and Yuki Onna. With a Hanabi bonus track, because that's how I rick-roll.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-17-09 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete22. Consecration reviewsPainKonan implied, HidanKonan explicit. Spoilers aplenty. Unabridged archived offsite. Humanity can be so inconvenient.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-09 - Konan & Hidan - Complete23. 15 Fragments of Konan reviewsBeing a kunoichi is being more than just the messenger. Manga spoilers.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-9-09 - Konan - Complete24. The High School Story reviewsHighSchoolAU Had to happen at some point. SasuHina because if you read high school shoujo, that's just how it's supposed to happen.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-15-09 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete25. Laundry Day: Dirty Laundry reviewsSort-of sequel to juliagulia1017's fic Laundry Day. clockwork's take on what happened between the beginning and the end. Because it's jules' birthday and we gon' party.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-17-09 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete26. The Persephone Story reviewsPART I of II. ClubSceneAU. Girl of flowers meets guy of dead, except not really. HidanxIno and all the consequences thereof, but all in Part II so don't fret too much about underage girls and sadomasochists unless you really want to.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-09 - Hidan & Ino Y. - Complete27. The Coffee Shop Story reviewsCafe AU lait. Obviously. What's not so obvious is that it's Itachi x Hanabi. Say you're surprised.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-21-09 - Itachi U. & Hanabi H. - Complete28. Tamate Bako reviewsIt's the end of the world as we know it, and all I can taste is salt. Kinda PainxKonan, spoilers for up to Naruto chapter 449.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-29-09 - Pain/Pein & Konan - Complete29. Unexpected, or Just a Moment in the Woods reviewsBased on fanart by Warrior-of-Ruin. SasuHina, little lemon. I didn't go all out. Mostly without plot, but that just made the naughty bits easier to get to.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-9-09 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete30. Rhapsodic of You, 30kisses Delta » reviewsNOT the original 30kisses theme set! Soul, Maka and the music between them. Snatches of songs stuck in someone else's head. Soul Eater x Maka Albarn HIATUS due to lack of manga.Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 10-11-08 - Soul & Maka31. 30 Kisses, or Fanning the Flames » reviewsLJ comm 30kisses themes. An eccentric authoress. The Hyuuga flame, the Uchiha fan. A girl, a boy. A woman, a man. Shinobi, lovers. Children, monsters. A love is a love is a love no matter who you are or aren't. SasuHina COMPLETE. FIN. OWARI.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,991 - Reviews: 263 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 6-13-06 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete32. Divided Heaven reviewsbirthday fic to me. Itachi x Hinata x Sasuke threesome fic. tiny spoilers for manga, naughty like whoa, attempted canon. second half archived off-siteNaruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-29-08 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete33. Descent into Rapture » reviewsAU A modern spin on the ol' 'arranged marriage' fic. Take one Heiress. Add two really hot suitors. Mix several complications in. Let set. ItaHinaSasu scalene triangle, with background noises. HIATUS because all notes were stolen along with laptop.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,526 - Reviews: 365 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 1-2-06 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U.34. 15 Fragments of Temari reviewsBeing a kunoichi is being cooler than your little brother, always; even if he is the Kazekage.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-28-08 - Temari - Complete35. History Repeating reviewsThree times Sasuke has been betrayed by his brother. spoilers for ch 393Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-23-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete36. 15 Fragments of Tsunade reviewsBeing a kunoichi is being able to change the world despite the heartbreak.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-22-08 - Tsunade S. - Complete37. 15 Fragments of Hyuuga Hanabi reviewsBeing a kunoichi is being more than part of someone else's story.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-21-08 - Hanabi H. - Complete38. 15 Fragments of Yuuhi Kurenai reviewsBeing a kunoichi is being a ninja around being a woman.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-19-08 - Kurenai Y. - Complete39. Shadow RequiemBecause The Persian should have been more than the messenger in that last chapter. Don't look, daroga! Only listen. This is the mark of the Phantom.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Published: 3-18-08 - Persian/Daroga - Complete40. 15 Fragments of Mitarashi Anko reviewsBeing a kunoichi is being able to kill him before fully getting over him.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-12-08 - Anko M. - Complete41. Shades of Grey » reviewsAU: Supernatural instances, dark looming evil, potential destruction of the planet, the usual Friday night. Add some romance, a few personal complications, a lemon wedge and a swirly straw. Chill to taste. SasuHina, other white noise. ON HIATUS probablyNaruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,671 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 4-6-0642. 15 Fragments of Haruno Sakura reviewsBeing a kunoichi is being able to break others to your will when they will not bend.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-3-08 - Sakura H. - Complete43. 15 Fragments of Ten Ten reviewsBeing a kunoichi is being a blade sheathed in silk.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-24-08 - Tenten - Complete44. 15 Fragments of Yamanaka Ino reviewsBeing a kunoichi is being strong because of your gender, not despite it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-24-08 - Ino Y. - Complete45. 15 Fragments of Hyuuga Hinata reviewsBeing a kunoichi is being more than the sum of your parts.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-24-08 - Hinata H. - Complete46. A Study in Indigo » reviewsCollection of Eriol x Tomoyo stories. Because 'magician meets musician' is how I like it. And the devious points are through the roof. Occasional xxxHolic/TRC spoilers.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-21-08 - Eriol H. & Tomoyo D.47. The Queen of Hearts » reviewsShe made some... Valentines. V-Day Request Collection of the SasuHina flavor, because there were enough that I felt the need to lump them all into this.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-21-08 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete48. In Vino Vitam » reviewsIn wine, life. A collection of all things Clow x Yuuko, aka lushlove.xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 8-27-07 - Yuuko I. - Complete49. Fate and Fortune » reviewsThemed ficlets for the Doumeki x Watanuki ship. Because some boys were just meant to be. Meant to be together, meant to be target practice, meant to be uber cute and in denial... the list goes on. However my list is only 50, so I think you're good.xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 6-21-07 - K. Watanuki & S. Doumeki50. Cage a Trois » reviewsThreesome fic, Sasuke x Hinata x Neji. Birthday present to juliagulia1017. Arranging a marriage with several twists, not for small children, dogs or the easily squicked.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-19-07 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete51. 100 Paper Petals » reviewsShunsuiNanao LJ themes, as presented by the clockwork. Oneshot collection. ShunNao.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 3-23-07 - Shunsui K. & Nanao I.52. Over The Rainbow » reviewsNARUTO x FURUBA CROSSOVER. A continuation of There's No Place Like Home. Alternate Universe, in which canon has no real meaning. I believe the popular term is 'crack'. If that means randominity, sparkles and mass confusion, I guess that works. ON HIATUSNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 7-6-0653. Fools in Love reviewsValentine's Day piece, with a dash of IchiRuki, a hint of ShunNao, a sprinkling of drama and a whole lot of nonsense.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete54. Tricky reviewsShunsuiNanao. There's a trick to it, existing this way with you.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-07 - Nanao I. & Shunsui K. - Complete55. Around Again reviewsclockwork is incredibly late for pretty much everything. Still, it's something, it counts. SasuHina, snark!Hanabi. What more could anyone want?Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-4-07 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete56. In the Middle of Falling » reviewsThe almost kind of companion pieces to Descent into Rapture. Essentially a bunch of unnecessary scenarios in the same timeframe and AU as DiR. New Chapter Starting Early: A MemoryNaruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-27-06 - Published: 1-9-0657. Romance, a Likely Story reviewsRonxHermione for my favorite nolongerblonde. Because she is spiffy. Tale the First: Bookwyrm. A belated birthday gift and a rather large misunderstanding.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-20-06 - Hermione G. & Ron W.58. Dissimilar reviewsOnly slightly off my rocker. The reasons read: excuses I use to justify Zuko x Toph.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-10-06 - Zuko - Complete59. Numb reviewsLJ request. A series of unfortunate events, life's just a walk in a morbid, unhappy, dying park. InoKakaNaru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-06 - Ino Y. - Complete60. Sugar Coated reviewskind of almost sequel to Small Miracles. SasuxHina Valentine's Day piece. Chocolate and challenge questions...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-9-06 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete61. In Your Name reviewsQuick babble, Lust's thoughts. Episode 46.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-6-06 - Lust - Complete62. There is No Place Like Home reviewsNaruto x Furuba Crossover. Crack... pure, simple, ridiculously silly CRACK. Poor Orochimaru, snake freaks in other anime are scary too.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-13-06 - Orochimaru - Complete63. Pervasive reviewsTainted... but addicted. Itachi x Hinata one shot. January Challenge fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-5-06 - Hinata H. & Itachi U. - Complete64. Revealing Moments » reviewsA collection of companion pieces to "Hidden in Plain Sight". No particular order to them.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 12-2-05 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete65. Small Miracles reviewsAnother SasuHina Christmas oneshot. Done while under the influence of egg nog.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-25-05 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete66. A Little Bit of Christmas reviewsa little sasuhina holiday cheerNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-22-05 - Complete67. Harry's Not So Secret Santa reviewsoneshot attempt at slash because my roommate asked me to. It's Christmas Eve and not a creature was stirring... cept for a ferret. HarryDracoHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-12-05 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete68. Hidden in Plain Sight » reviewsSasuke x Hinata. It's an exciting new adventure off in the land of Cloud. Killed the Snake, Pest Control now needed for the Weasel. Check out Revealing Moments for side stories.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,655 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 12-10-05 - Published: 11-25-05 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
