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since: 07-11-05, id: 852890, Profile Updated: 03-19-08
country: USA
Author has written 9 stories for Scrubs, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Harry Potter, Eureka, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Stargate: Atlantis, House, M.D., Malcolm in the Middle, and Numb3rs.

Challenges: Dr. Janitors Challenge- Crossover fics with both The Janitor from Scrubs and the janitor known as Dr. Buffer from House. Comedy/Humor?

I am sometimes very slow updating. I can't help it. Really. Usually reviews can make me go faster, or at least make me feel really guilty that I am not updating fast enough. They also make me happy. So, review and I might go faster!

Short Bit About Me:
I love slash and I love crossovers.
I am mainly a crossover writer, because crossovers are the opposite of canon and that is what fanfiction is all about.
I'll take any requests for crossovers and at least try to wirte a drabble on it.

Ongoing Stories:
My New Situation- Scrubs/House crossover. (3/?)
Rust and Blood- FMA/HP crossover (4/?)
Can You Repeat the Question-
Malcolm in the Middle/HP crossover (2/?)
Blended Potpourri: Crossover Drabbles- Many different crossovers (4/?)
How We Live- FMA RoyEd angst.[On Hold (2/?)

Finished Stories:
Parallel Means Together- One Piece ZoroLuffy drabble.

Message me with any questions or comments, or anything. I am always looking for betareaders.


1. Connecting Dots & Straight Lines » reviews
SGA/Numb3rs crossover. Colonel Sheppard is related to the Eppes. McKay is overjoyed- in his own way. A collection of connected oneshots from both the present and the past. A slightly meandering path of hair, math, and family.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 2-18-09 - John S.
2. Always Sunny in Brief » reviews
Always Sunny in Philadelphia drabbles. Will include Gen/Slash/Het. Stories not necssarily conected. Warnings for language, violence, sex, and cannibalism. Or, warnings for the characters being themselves.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 9-29-08
3. A Stark State reviews
Nathan Stark is having a bad week. Not only are things blowing up, but the government is forcing projects on GD. But, where did these projects come from? A mystery crossover.
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-29-08
4. Blended Potpourri » reviews
Random Harry Potter crossovers, updated whenever I get an idea which happens often and stop procrastinating and write it down which happens seldom. Charlie Brown, Scrubs, Prince of Tennis, Howl's Moving Castle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 10-22-07
5. Rust and Blood » reviews
Full Metal Alchemist crossover Edward gets captured by Voldemort because of his knowledge of alchemy. Who else knows about him and how will he escape? FMAXHP. Chapter four: Harry's Day.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 7-8-07 - Severus S. & Edward E.
6. Can You Repeat the Question? » reviews
Malcolm in the Middle crossover Malcolm discovers he is a wizard and is invited to study at Hogwarts. He tries to blend in and stay out of trouble, but Malcolm is Malcolm and normal is hard to achieve for the quirky genius.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 10-18-07
7. My New Situation » reviews
Scrubs Crossover Dr. John 'JD' Dorian participates in a 'doctor exchange' and goes to Princeton Plainsboro to work in the Diagnostics Department.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 11-13-06
8. Parallel Means Together reviews
Drabble. They both only look forward, forsaking what they do not not. [ZoroLuffy]
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete
9. How We Live » reviews
[ Movie spoilers]RoyEd Ed has done all he wanted, all he tried to do. He is now trapped on the other side of the gate. Ed remembers, tried to forget, and regrets. Roy, on the other side, thinks about the past, doubts, and pain. [On Hold]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-22-06 - Published: 11-21-06 - Edward E. & Roy M.
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