Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, and Naruto.

Yeah I'm back. Shove it where the sun don't shine if you don't believe me. Your face is fubar to the max.

Name: Phil Blahson
Location: Uhh.. Up Yours? Nah too rude... Lets say.. The Island of the ghost formerly known as a Wight.
Hair: Middle-ish hair. Brown. BLARGH!.
Eyes: Really light blue. (With weird black crosses in them O.o)
Age13 or 14 or 15 (Pick the one you think is most suitable for a freak like me)
Height: 5ft 5"

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My Fav

Musical interests: Muahahaha... You really are in for it... (Fave bands in bold): Slayer, Slipknot, Nile, Bad Acid Trip, Soilent Green, Type Zero Negative, Murderdolls, Dimmu Borgir, Manson, Cradle of Filth,The Esotoric, Ill Nino, Pantera, Fear Factory, SOAD, KoRn, Morbid Angel, Children of Bodom, Chimaira, Deathstars, Caliban, DevilDriver, Sepultura, Disturbed, Jack Off Jill, Nightwish, Rage Against the Machine, Lamb of God, Lordi, MISFITS, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Prodigy, Bullet for my Valentine, Koffin Kats, Nekromantix, Lacuna Coil, Rammmstein, Oomph, Pantera, Carcass... Probably loads more.
Books: Anything by David Eddings or David Gemmell. Also mangas pwn.
Games: Any Blizzard Game, any Square/Squaresoft/Square Enix game. Most Rockstar games. Sims. I'll master any beat em ups. ZELDA! Halo 1 + 2.
Tv. Shows: Naruto, Elfen Lied, Random shit, BLEACH! Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Kerrang! (if it counts), Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Will and Grace, Malcom in the Middle.

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Pairings:

I like
BBxRae (yin yang) Teen Titans
RobxStar (You have to be blind and deaf and dead not to notice that) Teen Titans
CyxJinx Teen Titans.
Ichigo x Rukia Bleach.

I dont mind
RobxRae (Midnight Cafe/DarkRaven44 turned me around on this one)
Ichigo x Inoue (Its cool)

I hate
BBxTerra Teen Titans ( (Blank face)Dont even get me STARTED on this one)
RobxTerra (Read above) Teen Titans
CyxRae (Brother-Sister not any other) Teen Titans

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Quotes (From friends and me):

"There is fuck all to do here.."
"Where the hell are we?"
"YOU don't know who I am..."
"WE GOT PHIL PISSED ON CIDER!"
"ILIKEBEANZZOMFG!"

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Quotes from Teen Titans:

"You remember who we are yes?" "Yeah. You're the nasty egg people who took all my waffles!" Starfire, Cyborg ('Crash')

(At ATM machine) "You can keep your sprinkles, I want raspberry filling!" (Hits machine and swallows loads of money. Spits it out) "No, not macaroni!" Cyborg('Crash')

"Cy, is there a problem?" "Yeah there is! We need gravy, and fast!" Robin Cyborg ('Crash')

"Youwimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on!" "Dude, it is so totally brunged-uh-branged!" "Oooh, bad grammar that outta scare him!" Adonis, BB, Raven ('Beast Within')

(At evil candy)"All right, if y'all be bitin' Cyborg, Cyborg be bitin' back!" (chomp) "Never knew evil tasted sooo good!" (face goes green) "Oh boy!" Cyborg ('Fear itself')

"This is the greatest pie, in the history of pie." BB ('Betrayal')

"Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbour..." BB ('Revolution')

"HAPPY BLORTHOG!" "I thought it was Blort-Hog" "Great, now I feel like a wind chime.." Cyborg, BB, Raven ('How long is forever?')

"Yes, this is Gorp-Gorp, the -uh- Tamaranian festival of berading drapery! STUPID CUIRTANS!" (Blows up cuirtans) "Aliens..." Starfire and Raven ('Can I keep him'?)

"I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything!" Beast Boy ('Crash')

"Why did the aardvark cross the road?" "To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him?" BB and Raven (Aftershock Pt. 1)

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My Msn is: Copy.ninja.kakashi@hotmail.com Just add me if you want.

My AIM is: TheBatsAreHere

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This is Death-Is-Fine saying, rock on, live life to the full and... erm... 'Insert advice here' =P