ATTENTION!! All those who would like me to betaread their stories:
If you would like to see my work, please read Dragon Boy or Music to My Ears, since those are my most recent works and the ones I'm currently working on. I started writing most of my stories sometime between 5th grade and 8th grade, so you will notice a significant diference in writing between my stories as I got better and better.
ANOTHER NOTE!! I changed my name to Akane Konae. My old one (for those who are new or confused) was "Serena-Demon Goddess." I'm the same person, I promise. I just wanted to change my name to the one I use most often.
I signed up with FictionPress.com, FictionZone.com, and Gaia Online. My penname on them will be Akane Konae.
Name: Serena, Akane
Location: Somewhere on the planet of Mars with my friend E, her friend Poncho, and his cousin Pablo.
Age: It's a number...but which one is it? o.O
Gender: If you haven't figured that out by now you have REALLY got some issues.
Additional Stuff:
Well, I'm a complete band geek. I'm actually planning on writting a story based on my years of high school marching band/concert band (if I ever get around to finishing my other stories, too). I play clarinet. I really wanna play the Eb clarinet just because it's. so. CUTE!! I mean, it's a chibi clarinet! What more could you ask for? I mean, a chibi anything else is just boring (or, in a flute's case, ear-piercing. Yes, I'm talking about a piccolo.).
If you wanna get to know me, talk. If you already know me, awesome! If you are stalking me, then...get away from me! O.O
Fav Quotes:
Stop habagging, you stupid habagger!--E using our made up word...she actually made it up, I think
A teacher is an intelligent person who spends most of his day in a large building with screaming kids-- Something my U.S. History teacher told us
The future is full of possibilities; it's the present that sucks--Line from a commercial I saw
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it--Mark Twain
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself--Mark Twain
Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else. (…what an oxymoron)
Some say reading is good. I say: Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is corrupt. Corruption is a crime. And crime doesn't pay. So if you read you'll go broke. (Yay, syllogism!)
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh--Conan O'Brien
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?--Warren Hutcherson
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams--Mary Ellen Kelly
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.
So this ain't "Home Sweet Home." Adjust!
I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
Never question authority. It doesn't know either.
5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic.
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”
Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is free!
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
I'm not closed minded, your just wrong.
There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance
Homework (n)--a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
Some people think it’s a bad thing the government is brainwashing us. As for me, I think it’s nice the government's actually taking the time to get something done.
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
If you buy a self-help book, isn't that kinda defeating the purpose?--My dad
Smile. It confuses people--title of a Sandi Thom album
I'm sorry, the number you called is out of service. Please hang up and call again.
I'm sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please multiply by i and try again--Found this in my math book
END HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER (eat the homeless)
The severity of the itch is directly proportional to your ability to reach it.
The Early bird gets the worm. On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.
I am on a journey to the far corners of my room in search of what they call a "floor." Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive...
Procrastinator's UNITE!...tomorrow...
Methinks Mario was getting tired of that pointy-eared fembot Link getting all of the attention, so he yanked Miyamoto-san by the shirt collar and said "Either make me a friggin' new game or you're going wake up with a friggin' goomba head beside you." Hey, don't buy all of that "It's-A-Me Mario!" crap. The dude is Italian. Ever watch The Soprano's?--ROFL, this was a review for Super Mario Galaxy by Vaughn Smith. I thought it was hilarious.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt?"
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
We're not insane. We're mentaly unstable.
Just because we're gifted doesn't mean we're smart. It means we're special.--My friends and me
You say psycho like it's a bad thing.
Save a plant, eat a vegetarian. Save an animal; eat a carnivore.
Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world - R. D. Lang
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
According to local Pastafarians, global warming is inversely realted to the decrease in pirates--Anyone who understands this, Kudos to you!
Ok, I'm done ranting. You all may go on and continue living your lives as nomal human beings...oh, how I envy you all...
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