| Cleo the Muse |
Author has written 74 stories for Forgotten Realms, and Stargate: SG-1. I am Me. What more can I say? Okay, given my tendency to be garrulous, let's not open that can of worms. Hmm... I am very sarcastic and have no qualms about wielding that sarcasm. If you've come to my profile to find who I am because I've reviewed one of your stories in a manner which is less-than-flattering, all I can say is: too bad! There is no rule which says I must give you positive feedback, especially if I think your story squandered its potential with poor characterization, horrible mechanics, or just plain bad writing. Take what I've said and give it some serious consideration before you start pounding the "abuse" button and crying to FFnet how I hurt your feelings. I do not expect or demand reviews on my stories, and certainly don't pout if someone doesn't review every chapter. Actually, it's better if you don't review every chapter, since I like to try to reply to every review and that means responding to the same person forty-gazillion times. What I write: Team fics, Daniel-centric gen fics, kidfics (meaning the type where one or more members of the team is a child), Jack/Daniel, Daniel/Vala, Jack/Sara, and a few other random pairings/groupings like Daniel/Cam, Sam/Pete, Sam/Teal'c, Sam/Janet, Jack/Daniel/Vala, and Jack/Daniel/Sam/Teal'c/Cam/Vala :D What I don't write, so don't even bother to ask: Sam/Jack Finally, my plot bunnies suffer from college, real life, and ADHD. I love long stories just as well as the next person, but drabbles are more my speed right now. Long 'fics take a long time to write, and I have more plot bunnies than I do time to deal with them all. (And bunnies being bunnies, well... they multiply like Tribbles.) Status on WiPs: Works-in-Progress, aka those things I wish I could be working on when I'm working on homework. SteamGate is presently on an indefinite hold... pardon the pun, but I ran out of steam on that one. Danny's Entourage and Battle of Whits are ongoing, but each "chapter" is actually its own story. The sequel to Honor Among Thieves is still pending me actually getting enough time to properly revise and edit the original story. 2011, maybe? The sequel to All I Want is in-progress, but it's been in-progress for the last two years, so... | |||||||||||
1. Explanations are in Order reviewsVala finds something in Daniel's closet and demands an explanation. Daniel/Vala established relationshipStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-26-09 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete2. Cultural Buff reviewsA disastrous mission lands the whole team in the infirmary, where Jack pays them a visit. Drabble. Teamfic, but as usual, Vala adds her own flavor.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-8-09 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete3. Danny's Entourage » reviewsSeries of drabbles--yes, that means VERY short ficlets--starring a downsized Daniel Jackson and the people he has wrapped around his tiny fingers.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 9-23-09 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J.4. Chef's Surprise reviewsJonas Quinn, culinary explorer extraordinaire! Drabble.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-29-09 - Quinn, J. & O'Neill, J. - Complete5. Taking One for the Team reviewsDrabble; Vala tries to make up for an error on her part. Sequel to "Keeping Watch".Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-23-09 - Vala & Jackson, D.6. Keeping Watch reviewsDrabble; there's been an accident, but Daniel's friends are there to help.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-23-09 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete7. Observations of an Archaeologist reviewsIt's up to Daniel to save the day after Jack makes a mistake; drabbleStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-23-09 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete8. Eyes in the Dark reviewsLittle Stargate "Give and Take" challenge response to Eilidh17's prompt "eyes in the dark"; Little Danny kidficStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-23-09 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete9. Tools of Trade reviewsJack creates a diplomatic incident, Daniel gives a lesson in comparative linguistics, Carter gets choked up, and Teal'c reminds everyone why he always wins.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-23-09 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete10. SteamGate » reviewsInspector Jack O'Neill and his rookie partner Cameron Mitchell have seen and heard a number of bizarre things while patrolling the night watch. Then Jack meets a wizard named Daniel Jackson, and things get stranger from there! Steampunk AU, Daniel/ValaStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,554 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 12-25-08 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J.11. Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow reviewsDFR HAIR! Challenge - Sam's hair style becomes an important, crucial plot point. Gen, team!ficStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-22-09 - Carter, S. & Jackson, D. - Complete12. A Match Made in Margaritaville reviewsWritten for the 2008 Holiday Fruitcake Exchange for Stef, who wanted a jealous Daniel. Oblivious!Daniel/Frustrated!Vala pre-shipStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-25-08 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete13. Cold Comfort reviewsWritten for the Little Black Dresses ficathon at LJ. Prompts included fever, a massive amount of pillows, cold/flu medicine, and Air Force sweats. Sappy Cam/Daniel slashStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-25-08 - Mitchell, C. & Jackson, D. - Complete14. Y is for What? reviewsJack Alphabet Soup contribution. Stuck in quarantine, Jack is bored and sharing.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-28-08 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete15. The Balloon Disaster reviewsA terrible tragedy has befallen the recently-downsized Daniel Jackson. Kidfic; based on a true story!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-19-08 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete16. The Perils of Homework: Honest! reviewsResponse to the "Perils of Homework" drabble challenge at the Teen Stargate list. Teen!ficStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-19-08 - Jackson, D. & Carter, S. - Complete17. Honor Among Thieves: Points of View » reviewsScenes through the eyes of those who met Daniel and Vala in the course of their adventure in AUdom. DV ship ahoy!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,162 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 6-3-07 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete18. Saying Goodbye reviewsSeven letters and two syllables, but one very difficult word to say. Missing scene for Continuum.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-24-08 - Jackson, D. - Complete19. Five Year Olds and Footholds reviewsKidfic! Little Stargate episode re-write challenge; an alternate take on "Foothold"Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,763 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-20-08 - Carter, S. & Jackson, D. - Complete20. Q is for Quiet or, The Calm Before the Storm reviewsPart of Fig Newton's Don S. Davis tribute at LJ, aka "Hammond Alphabet Soup". Godspeed, General...Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-5-08 - Gen. Hammond & Fraiser, J. - Complete21. Battle of Whits: The Kids Menu reviewsDaniel and Jack go out to eat; Jack gets creative with the menu. Little Jack kidfic.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-5-08 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete22. H is for Hair reviewsEntry for Fig Newton's "Alphabet Soup" compilation for Teal'c.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-9-08 - Teal'c - Complete23. Battle of Whits: Reap What You Sow reviewsIs Daniel ready to be a dad? Whether he is or not, he's now the guardian of a five year-old Jack O'Neill.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-5-08 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete24. An Honor to Serve reviewsFriend, father, grandfather, commanding officer: it was an honor to serve with him. Have a tissue handy.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-30-08 - Gen. Hammond - Complete25. The SJ Fic reviewsWho'd have ever thought I'd write this particular pairing? Inspired by some recent stories... Sam Carter finds herself daydreaming of the one she loves. SJ!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-16-08 - Carter, S. - Complete26. Dan and Cam: Over the Rainbow reviewsA short adventure written in the Dan and Cam kidfic series by amberfly. The happy little family takes a roadtrip!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-22-08 - Jackson, D. & Mitchell, C. - Complete27. A Stitch in Time » reviewsAn accident offworld leaves Daniel downsized and hot property for Simmons and the not so nice NID guys. To get him out of the immediate line of fire, Jack takes him off to Minnesota, where misunderstandings, clichés, and cuteness abound! COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 51,770 - Reviews: 488 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 6-7-07 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete28. Gifts of Love reviewsJust another snippet from the "All I Want" LD-verse. Sara is awakened in the middle of the night.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-10-08 - Complete29. Water Over Stone » reviewsVala is not a woman known for her patience, but when it comes to Daniel, her persistence knows no bounds. Daniel, however, is just as stubborn. When a mission offworld goes awry, they're going to need all their collective determination to survive!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-14-08 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete30. Don't Touch That! reviewsResponse to the Little Miss Sticky Fingers challenge at The SG-1 LittleVerse. Vala's bored and sharing. Season 9, no pairings.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-14-08 - Vala & Jackson, D. - Complete31. Honor Among Thieves: First Christmas reviewsLame but appropriate title. The Jacksons get ready for their first Christmas together. Set in the HAT AU, but no knowledge of that series is needed to enjoy this little DV story.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-28-07 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete32. Advent Calendar » reviewsThe AO Happy Place Advent Calendar challenge, in which each day of December until Christmas, a new door is opened on the Advent calendar, and a picture prompt revealed. Standalone drabbles, all gen except one with mild JackSara. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 278 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete33. The More They Stay the Same reviewsAs Daniel's memories return, so do some of his workaholic tendencies. Jack drags him home with him for some muchneeded R&R. Released from the 'I'll Be Home' zine for Dame Knickers.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-8-07 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete34. Five Things Vala Has Stolen On Earth reviewsMy very first entry for the SG1 Five Things community at LJ. DV friendship, followed by DV 'ship. Sappiness ensues.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-12-07 - Vala & Jackson, D. - Complete35. Crime & Punishment reviewsAO Friday Night Challenge, issued by Lady D. Daniel in captivity, begging to be released. Drabble.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-2-07 - Complete36. Weather Patterns reviewsDaniel takes a break from saving the universe to save himself. Could be considered either DV friendship with canon UST or preship.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-9-07 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete37. All Seeing, All Knowing » reviewsAO Friday Night Challenge, the POV of something close to Daniel. Double drabble.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 9-28-07 - Complete38. Last Chance reviewsArea 52 Challenge 599. Unable to bear Jack's continued antagonism, Daniel resigns from the SGC and heads for Chicago. Deciding to take the back roads, he finds himself making a stop in Last Chance, Colorado. JackDaniel preslash.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-23-07 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete39. That's Using Your Noodle reviewsOn a perfectly normal night on the town, the team finds... religion? Parody ahead!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-23-07 - Jackson, D. & Carter, S. - Complete40. The Warrior's Hands reviewsDFR 'Give and Take' challenge response... something precious is taken from Daniel, something dangerous given in return.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-16-07 - Jackson, D. & Teal'c - Complete41. Short Trip reviewsDaniel packs, Vala pouts. Prologue for Unending, DV friendship. Drabble, no spoilers.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-14-07 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete42. The Thief and The Archaeologist: Binding Arguments » reviewsContinues on in the fashion of the preceding 'The Thief' and 'The Archaeologist' series. The bracelets are off, but Vala and 'her' Daniel are still connected.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,076 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 6-7-07 - Published: 3-5-06 - Jackson, D. & Vala43. The Domino Effect reviewsOriginally started for the DFR Home Alone challenge, but finished for the AO Home Injury contest. Black cats, Friday the Thirteenth, and Daniel.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-2-07 - Jackson, D. - Complete44. What Counts reviewsAO 'Home Injury' challenge response. Daniel's been working too hard, so Jack plans a romantic dinner to get him to unwind. JD slash, obviously.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-1-07 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete45. When Push Comes to Shove reviewsDFR 'Dark and Alone' challenge response. Daniel's clumsiness gets the team in trouble offworld. When he suddenly finds himself injured and all on his own, can he save the SGC and rescue the rest of his team?Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-29-07 - Jackson, D. - Complete46. Honor Amongst Thieves » reviewsVala Mal Doran steals a cargo ship but wrecks it on a backwater little farm planet whose people don't even speak a dialect she can understand. Fortunately, there is a stranger living among them who is able to translate. Ship ahoy! DanielValaStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 141,016 - Reviews: 1598 - Updated: 5-16-07 - Published: 2-14-07 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete47. River Crossing reviewsDFR 'The River' challenge response. Daniel is faced with a formidable obstacle and must find his way past it.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-10-07 - Jackson, D. - Complete48. Lonely at the Top reviewsDFR Ten Years challenge response. All his life, Daniel's been told that it's lonely at the top. It spoils half the fun of this story to say, but it is a future 'fic... and DV.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-12-07 - Jackson, D. - Complete49. Star Light, Star Bright reviewsDFR 'Daniel's Wish' challenge response. After 'Beachhead', Daniel does a little stargazing.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-6-07 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete50. Clearing the Air reviewsSome ladies on the DV forum seemed to think Daniel was rude to Vala in Family Ties. I disagreed, so Daniel gets the chance to explain himself. Friendship 'fic.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-2-07 - Vala & Jackson, D. - Complete51. Battle Ground » reviewsDFR drabble challenge... Daniel comes home from a mission gone wrong, and he won't talk about what happened there. Eleven drabbles, now complete.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-19-07 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete52. Pulling Hens' Teeth reviewsDFR Favorite Episodes challenge response. Jack and Vala discuss a certain mutual friend.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-7-07 - O'Neill, J. & Vala - Complete53. The Fly on the Wall reviewsPseudo companion piece to Sorrel Rowan's A Fine Milky Way Morning. Jack gets Daniel's report on the events of Prometheus Unbound.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete54. Slow Burn reviewsDFR Vignette challenge response. Jack's POV on a mission that went south. Season three, some foul language.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-22-07 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete55. In Other Words reviewsJack's always seen, he's just never looked. When an unexpected epiphany sneaks up and bites him, he takes notice. Jack and Daniel preslash.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-9-07 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete56. Fever reviewsDFR Just a Drabble challenge. Jack is sick and Daniel has to take care of him. Jack doesn't know it but Daniel is sick as well and Daniel's illness is more serious than Jack's. All I Want LDverse.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-3-07 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete57. Meaningful Conversations reviewsDFR New Year Drabble challenge... Daniel remembers something from when he was ascended.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-27-06 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete58. All I Want » reviewsDaniel gets downsized, Jack takes him in. But when Jack insists the adoption be as normal as possible, they're both in for a few surprises! Response for holiday 'fic challenge on the DJ's Littleverse list. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,365 - Reviews: 318 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-3-06 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete59. Limericks » reviewsNo plot whatsoever. Busted up and confined to the infirmary, SG1 finds a way to pass the time. Again.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 11-17-06 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete60. Renewing Trust reviewsSG1 saves the galaxy, goes fishing, and all is well. Or is it? Moebius tag that isn't very nice to our heroes.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-17-06 - Jackson, D. & Carter, S. - Complete61. To 'Ship DV reviewsFirst and foremost, this is NOT a capitulation. I still prefer the DV UST to the 'ship. That said, I got this wacky idea of what it was like for Docgwen being pestered unto the brink of insanity or 'ship by the ladies of the DV Forum...Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-9-06 - Complete62. Making the Most of the Material reviewsSG1 plus one ponders the joys of airline security, eating at a factory and going to the mall. Pure, harmless fun except to a certain pair of glasses.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-19-06 - Complete63. The Thief and the Archaeologist: The Archaeologist » reviewsPicks up immediately after 'The Thief'. Vala's found the perfect place, the perfect bait, AND the perfect hook for fishing, but why can't she catch one reluctant archaeologist? COMPLETE, next is 'Binding Arguments' 2006 Isis Award winnerStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,784 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 1-16-06 - Published: 9-6-05 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete64. Determination reviewsMitchell's recovery isn't going so well until he receives a visitor who makes him think about other possibilities.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-4-05 - Mitchell, C. & Jackson, D. - Complete65. And To All A Good Night reviewsThe Night Before Christmas, SGCstyle.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-3-05 - Complete66. The Hundred Words' War » reviewsSeries of one hundred word fics. Oh, yes, Jack and Daniel are at it again, and the rest of the SGC are along for the ride. NOW COMPLETE!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 11-6-05 - Published: 9-24-05 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete67. The Memo reviewsEmail forwarded by Gen. Landry after the events of PrototypeStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-21-05 - Complete68. Observation reviewsOne hundred word missing scene for The Fourth Horseman. Inspired by a particular scene. You know which one. Bring your own buckets, please!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-17-05 - Jackson, D. & Mitchell, C. - Complete69. The Thief and the Archaeologist: The Thief » reviewsEver wonder what happened to Vala immediately after she left with the al'kesh? Takes place just after 'Prometheus Unbound'. Mild sexual innuendo, but hey, it's VALA! COMPLETE, see 'The Archaeologist' for more adventures.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 9-14-05 - Published: 7-30-05 - Vala & Jackson, D. - Complete70. Divergence reviewsHow will the future view their actions? Three possible glimpses ahead. Set inaround the year 2020. Passing mention of multiple episodes up to and including Origin. Teensyweensy bit of swearing... but it's all Daniel's fault.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-5-05 - Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J. - Complete71. Seussified! reviewsThe folks at Bridge Studios plan out season eight! Spoilers for everything in that season... nothing was sacred, but Reckoning, Threads, and Moebius get it the worst. Warnings may include Death by Dr. SeussStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-14-05 - Complete72. The Great Escape reviewsSG1 has been captured by alien mind readers. How ever will they escape? Set anytime, seasons 1 through 5... Spoiler free, though it does briefly mention Mary Steenburgen.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-14-05 - Complete73. Star of Abydos reviewsSix years in the life of an Abydonian. Contains spoilers for anything up to and including 'Full Circle.'Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-14-05 - Skaara - Complete74. The Tangled Web She Weaves » reviewsThe Dark Goddess Lolth has always had great plans for her people. Unfortunately for her, she never counted on getting caught in her own twisted web of deceit!Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-14-03 - Complete