Name: Jessica01

Stories:Vlad learns a lesson, Danny meets Tommy, Outsider shorts, Hide and seek,

What happens, Zhane tells a story, How Paulina and Star met, Val, Why, How Johnny Thirteen died, Lancer and Danny talk, Vlad's child, In my shoes,

Vlad's wish, Missing, Walker's story, Box Ghost, How Spectra died, My First Hannah Montana story, Halloween, Kyle and Robby talk, A Christmas story,

My first Hercules story, The Nursery, Another side of Vlad, Outsider shorts, Power Rangers 'Baby Blues' Rain, Revelations, Wild West Ghosts, Baby, Devastation

Just as a sidenote, I know how many people are reading and not reviewing. Please take the time to review. I'm from Alabama, so if a "y'all", or a "used tacould" comes up in one of my stories, it's just natural for me.

The point of fanfiction, to me, is so that you can introduce your own charecters into your favorite books, or shows. That's why most of my stories involve at least one OC. If anyone wants to use my OCs, feel free to ask me in a review.

My favorite DP characters are Vlad and Danny, so most of my DP fanfics will have those two charectars.

That isn't to say that I like slash, though.

My view is that being gay is wrong. It was Adam and Eve, not Adam & Steve, or Ada and Eve. My stories are pure fluff.

If someone has put in the time and effort to write a story here, I feel it is only right to at least give feed back. One review can make a authors day, even if it is something simple. If you take the time to read a fic then I only assume you have the time to tell them what you thought of it. Copy and Paste this in your profile if you agree with it from BEthegreat's profile.

I will try to read your stories if you review one of mine, and read your profile. I do not accept anonymous reviews because you can't reply to them.

http://Writing.Com/authors/vladdy

I might just read your profile because I read on of your stories, though.

SPEAK UP!

I think that the Jonas Brothers are taking over fanfiction completely. And Disney channel. I have nothing against the Jonas brothers, but I completely hate them now! If you agree with me put this on your profile. The Jonas Brothers are good singers, but I can’t stand them. Almost every person on fanfiction are putting Jonas Brother stories under the Hannah Montana category. And it doesn’t even have anything to do with Hannah Montana, or Miley! It is about the authors dating one of them. Face it people…you will never get a chance with the Jonas Brothers! If you feel the same way as me, copy and paste this on your profile! NOW! Luvbug14 was the first person to write this. I got it from Vevo369.

If you can't stand the Jonas Brothers and want to vomit when girls go goo-goo over them, copy and paste this into you profile: Her Name is Sarah, Jessica01

95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends.

ATTENTION: I have a very important announcement to make which is from one of my favorite authors, slpytlak. A flamer by the name of Hemlock27 told one of the authors, slpytlak, how bad her first story is. She might do the same to your stories and wants you to stop working on your stories. But she doesn’t give a darn, if we send her a message but although we could block her, she’ll come back because she has 7 accounts and we might not be able to block her. If you get a bad review from her, we will teach her a lesson to mess with us.

If you agree about what slpytlak has to say about this, copy this and the annoucement into your profile. From dannyfangirl.

Global warming is a big thing. In 50 years or so the ice caps would melt and flood the coasts. Polar bears would die. Heat stroke would be a common thing. You can fix this. Recycle, turn off electronics when not in use, don't use to much water, use public transportation more often, walk, bike, anything but cars. Come on! This is your home, your life. Take care it! Copy this into your profile if you care and want to spread the word. Every little thing counts.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you believe flames are just a boring waste of time to read! Anyways the flamers just show that they have no life or class whatsoever...

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized" From BEthegreat's profile.

96 percent of people watch Spongebob, if you are the 4 percent who despise it copy this into your profile.

If you believe Sponge is evil and anoying and you hate him for cancling your favorite show, copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list Clueless phantom, Jessica01,

Spongebob is a retarded mutant.

If they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you are getting old and you keep on watching and loving cartoons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you do not think you are influenced by trends and media, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD, put this in your profile.

If you believe in and respect God, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you truly believe in God.
God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
and if you stand up for Him, He will stand up for you. I bet 93
percent of you people that read this won't repost.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him master.
He had no degree, yet they called Him teacher.
He had no medicine, yet they called Him healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and that Jesus Christ is His Only Son, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ignore Him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says:

" If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven...""I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHICH STREGTHENS ME" - Philippians 4:13

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

If you hate slash. copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, Horselvr4evr123,Chaos inducer ,Jessica01

If you love love love Vlad Masters/Plasmius copy this into your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 80 of the talking you do today will be to yourself.

If you hate Nickelodeon for not advertising your favorite show enough, then copy this into your profile!

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: SamManson14, Jessica01

-If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Normal is vastly over-rated" Grandma Aggie, HalloweenTown

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven,Werewolf5, Yuul, Jessica01

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can only remember bad memories copy this into your profile.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

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I'm a member of the WUAC (Weirdos Unite and Conquer!)

One time, I was coming out of the laundry room and I walked right into my mom's old work bag.

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o.o if you want to save all of your favorite shows

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If you think those kids who chase Lucky should just go and buy themeleves some Lucky Charms, copy this into your profile.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer copy this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, Jessica01

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver!

Quitters never win, winners never quit, and those who never quit but never win are idiots. copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

5 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

Actually I'm twenty-four, but why nitpick?

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Dp rules

Created by CelloSolo2007. Isn't it awesome?

and now for all those fun copy and pastes!

If you hate Nickelodeon for cancelling your favorite show then copy this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, then copy this into your profile!

If you want to help make a difference in the world and improve your vocabulary at the same time, go to freerice.com

-If you believe in the afterlife, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you're not dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know the difference between "its" and "it's" then copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know the difference between "your" and "you're" then copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're" then copy and paste this into your profile

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now from Moonlightspirit's profile

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class. And enjoyed them.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Bold is/was me.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile. (What about a knife to the throat?)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into

-If you hate cigarettes, copy and paste this into your profile.

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01

-If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Danny Phantom and think Nickelodeon should die for canceling it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish for Danny Phantom to have more than 3 seasons (It's not fair!), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever sat down in front of your computer for over twelve hours straight reading and/or writing fan-fiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are over the age of twelve and still like Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever reviewed a fan-fic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think like Albert Einstein and agree that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that fur is cuter on animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

SAVE THE RAINFOREST! IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! REMEMBER, NO TREES = NO OXYGEN!

Copy and paste this to your profile if you believe flames are just a boring waste of time to read! Anyways the flamers just show that they have no life or class whatsoever...

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

On average, 95 of the people in the U.S. have at least one iPod. If you are part of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile

If you LOVE the South, please copy this to your profile.

If you get peed off when some Yankee tries to do a Southern accent, copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm USUALLY SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I'm a man, so I must be lazy and irresponsible.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe. I have nothing against gays, it's just what they do.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me. From TuckerIce, and Greek .Elf

If you love GOD loads copy and paste this in your profile

If you didn't like the way Phantom Planet ended, copy this into your profile. (Ignoring the fact that Tucker was mayor, we never even got to see Danny's reaction to Maddie cat!)

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made boys...well everyone makes mistakes!~unknown

Deo Dvcente Nil Nocet. "Nothing can harm us when God leads us." If you believe this, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you hate chat speak, copy and paste this in your profile. I can't always understand it.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. Laughing keeps you from crying!

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up to three better animes than this, paste this on your profile.Sorry Naruto fans.

I can really only think of one, Inuyasha!

This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile:
My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
i've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew,Jessica01

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

Aries - March 21 - April 19 - Fire
Taurus - April 20 - May 20 - Earth
Gemini - May 21 - June 21 - Air
Cancer - June 22 - July 22 - Water
Leo - July 23 - August 22 - Fire
Virgo - August 23 - Sep 22 - Earth
Libra - September 23 - October 22 - Air
Scorpio - October 23 - November 21 - Water
Capricorn - December 22 - January 19 - Fire
Sagitarius - November 22 - December 21 - Earth
Aquarius - January 20 - February 18 - Air
Pisces - February 19 - March 20 - Water

I'm fire! My twin is fire! Dad's Air, Mom's Earth, and my brother's fire,too. My sister-in-law is Earth, too.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

Reality trip:

Jack: (Thumping his foot) Ghost, ghost, ghosts, ghosts, ghosts...
I love that!

Deo Dvcente Nil Nocet. "Nothing can harm us when God leads us." If you believe this, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you think plagiarism is a stupid, pointless crime, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: PhantomInvader, Fernclaw, Shining Zephyr, Jessica01,

if you are enraged that you get so many hits on your stories and almost none of them leave a review then past this on your profile and add your name:goldacharmed, jessica01,

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

RIP Steve Irwin. Copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have had or are having surgery, copy and paste this into your profile: Rudersovgy, Dreamweaver010, Fulcon, 2wingo, crocgirl2815, Jessica01

If you love everyone and everything in your life, copy this.

If you LOVE the South, please copy this to your profile.

If you have never drank, smoked, or been to rehab, copy this to your profile.

If you support Danny/Sam, post this on your profile.

If you get bored with something new after using it for 5 minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have asked for more than 10 items for Chrismas this year and expect only half those things, copy this to your profile.

If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile.

If you love everyone and everything in your life, copy this.

IF YOUR MOTTO IS LOVE, PEACE, LOVE, AND HAPPINESS THEN YOU'D BETTER COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

If you think that blaming McDonald's for the obesity problem is like blaming Smith & Wesson for what happened at Virgina Tech, copy and paste this into your profile.

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Went to a Party Mom,

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and goodbye.

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you laugh at inapropriate moments, CAPTIYP.

White Light/Black Rain

A dragonfly flitters to a gate,
I take off my cap to catch it,
Closer, closer 'til-

Mother, am I dead?
Father, is this Hell?
The world is Fire,
Burn, burn, burn,
People are pulling off skin,
Like wet clothes,
It bubbles so,
There is a glass porcupine,
Only it's human,
Grandmother, why does this lady carry a black doll?
Only, it's not a doll,
It's a baby,
My home is Hell
I stand in bones,
The scene is painted in Blood and Fire,
Our Buddha is broken,
Grandfather, what did we do?
l l l l
l l l l l l l
l l l l l ll l l ll l l
l l l l ll l l l l ll l l l ll l l l l l l l ll l
The rain is falling,
Only it's black,
Brother, why is it black?
Sister, where are you?
I have looked until I collapse,
But all I see is black,
I lie here in the ruins and Death
And I am dry,
I have no tears left for you,
Hiroshima.
lllllllllllll lllllllllllll

HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI WERE SMALL VILLAGES IN JAPAN DURING WORLD WAR II. IN ORDER TO END THE WAR AGAINST THE JAPANESE, THE AMERICANS CREATED THE WORLD'S FIRST ATOMIC BOMB. IT WAS CALLED LITTLE BOY, AND WAS DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA ON AUGUST 6TH, 1945 AT 8:15. FAT BOY, THE 2ND ATOMIC BOMB, WAS DROPPED ON NAGASAKI ON AUGUST 9TH, 1945. TOGETHER, THE TOTAL NUMBER OF DEATHS WAS OVER 200,000, AND MANY DIED LATER OF LEUKEMIA.
IN THESE DAYS, ALMOST ALL COUNTRIES HAVE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ATOMIC BOMBS. AS EINSTEIN SAID, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'LL USE IN THE 3RD WORLD WAR, BUT IN THE 4TH, THEY'LL BE USING ROCKS".

IF YOU WANT TO STOP ATOMIC BOMBS AND PREVENT ANOTHER HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI, COPY AND PASTE THIS POEM AND THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR PROFILE.

THANK YOU.

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Which Wicked Character Would You Be?

Boq "The Tin Woodsman"

You can be a pushover, and you don't really think ahead. You are nerdy, but sweet in a way. You mean well, but you can't see beyond exterior looks easily.

From ThjaFl's profile

if you hate slash stories CAPTIYP

Nobody IS perfect, which is why I support Miley Cyrus 110 percent. Everybody makes mistakes, even celebrities. She's a teen girl, and she is a amazing source of entertainment. She's living her dream, and is trying her hardest to be a good role model to everyone. Her taking a picture in which her back is showing isn't the end of the world. It doesn't make her a slut or a whore or whatever other derogatory words you come up with for her.

Nobody's perfect, which is why I'm sticking with Miley.

If you support Miley Cyrus, put this in your profile.

Forget falling in love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. If you agree copy and past this onto your profile.

It is said that dieing is bad for your health...if you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love everyone and everything in your life, copy this.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Favorite things

Animal Dog

Movies:The Jungle Book (Disney version), The Lion King(1 & 1 1/2) The Chronicles of Narnia, Enchanted, The Incredibles, Outsiders, Phantom of the Opera, Coraline, Hotel for dogs

Cartoons/Shows: Futurama, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Danny Phantom, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (Originals are usually the best) Power Rangers in Space, Hannah Montana, Wayside, the Replacements, Mythbusters

Books: The chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Outsiders, Martin the warrior/Redwall,

Uncle John's Bathroom Readers

Bands/Singers: Hootie & the Blowfish, Duran Duran, Styx, Rick Nelson

Colors: Beige, yellow, and Sky Blue

Danny Phantom episodes

Secret weapons

Bitter Reuniouns

Maternal Instincts

Masters of all time

Infinite Realms

Kindred Spirits

Reality Trip

Eye for an eye

Quotes:

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." ~ Adam Savage

"You were born an original. Don't die a copy."~ John Mason

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." ~Milton Berle

"Any man can seek revenge; it takes a king or prince to grant a pardon."~Arthur J. Rehrat

my idea of housework is to sweep the floor with a glance.

life is tough. life is tougher if you're stupid.

if at first you don't succeed, aim lower.

the latest survey says that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 of the world's population.

i don't remember being absent-minded.

a rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thorn-bearing assault vegetation."

smile! it confuses people.

ok, I'm weird. but i'm saving up to become eccentric.

I do visit reality, although, it's on a tourist visa.

I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.

If you hate annoying fangirls who create an account on ff.net only to write a story where they insert themselves in their favorite cartoon, movie or book without even thinking twice to check their grammar and punctuation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've survived a 45 degree celsius (113 degress Fahrenheit) day without melting, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that spelling and grammar are important, copy and paste this into your profile.

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quiz ever created.

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I'm a Slytherin. I couldn't believe it.

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Which "Simpsons" charectaer are you?

bart

you're bart. you like being a class clown. you are also disrespectful and lazy sometimes.

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Bear brave, strong, sometimes scary, and lovable at times

What dog are you?

Chihuahua

You are a great listener.You like small dogs like the Chihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier, and the Jack Russel Terrier.

What is your mythical partner?

Angel

You are a good person with a kind heart and soft aura. You show compassion, and so your partner shares your happiness and feelings 0:) Your angel also can shapeshift into another form, and the elements are Wind, Water.

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What type of Angel are you?

Light Angel

The Angel of Light and Love.

What kind of fairy are you?

Water fairy

You can heal anyone, any animal. People will adore you for your strength

Air fairy

You are free to roam the world, the funnest element.

If you were a dragon what type would you be?

Water dragon

You are calm and cool. You like to be with friends or alone, you don't care. You love to be cool and love the water.

Are you a Demon or an Angel?

Angel

Keep being an angel.

What creature are you?

Elf

Elves live in the forest and use what ever they can to make armor weapons etc. they love nature and can use basic magic.

Which Muppet are you?

Zoe

you are fun, small and silly.

The outsiders Quiz.

You're soda pop!!

Ponyboy’s happy-go-lucky, handsome brother. Sodapop is the middle Curtis boy. Ponyboy envies Sodapop’s good looks and charm. Sodapop plans to marry Sandy, a greaser girl.

Are you an angel, demon, or an animal spirit?

Angel cat

You are an angel cat. You are a fluffy little kitty who loves to cuddle. You're pure,like a normal angel, but you're more cuddly.

What kind of drink are you?

Hot Coaco

You are the comforting one. Everyone comes to you to get warmth.

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What does your name REALLY mean?

Moon

You're often quiet but you radiate the world with your internal beauty. You're peaceful and loving towards all people.

I always thought my name meant princess or lady.

Which Disney princess are you?

Belle

You are bookish but incredibly pretty. Belle was first seen in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Which Alvin and the Chipmunks charectar are you?

Theodore

cute loves to eat

Whats your special sign??

Flower