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Author has written 8 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Jak and Daxter, Inuyasha, Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts. Name: Katie Inez Dagona Age: 17 Catch phrase: you need to burn and die in hell! in that order! Power: everything These are the Longest Reveiws I Ever Wrote this was an awesome story but i can think of a better thing to happen to you know ma ma ma masaya ah i said it i can't baleave i acualy said it. o well i think that kish should come i know not the point a he should fuse a tree with a j-fish thing and it attacks mayasa and then he gets throughen everyhwere by the tree and then while ichigo is trying to get away from kish dan dan da Ryou comes and saves ichigo from kish (sorry kish fans no efens) and the she gives him a kiss and he's all "..." and then she heads home with him all confuzzled and then he chases her and she stops and he gives her a hug and a kiss and then they secretly become a couple and oh i can't stand it you think of something to go with it and send it to me by e-mail anyone can. i hate you you stole my idea i had a great idea for my story and you stole it i had the idea that ichigo had a kitten that she could talk to sep' it was a kishichigo fic and ichigo and kish were angels and so were the rest of the groups and then kish could talk to the kitten to oh the kittens name was lust (don't ask and i can't spell i'm 10) and ichigos angel form her name was love and kishes was space based on their power i hate you so must you evil evil little woman. i like you. your demented i like demented so i like you you rock and your awesome ok i've just started reading you story but heres my villain thingy ok i have some stuff to add to my appearance i loved that it was so awesome your so cool this story is so kawaii(Yami) miri-chan calm down)(Hikari) no don't stop)(Yami) but she's scarying me she's hyper that's not good)shutup gomen they won't go away and they make me write them gomen (Yami) of course we won't leave we're you)huh?(Hiakari) stopit you're scarying her baka)(Yami) i am not a baka)gomen they came after my first 4 fics but 1 got deleted(Hikar) hai gomen)(Yami) oh just shutup Hikari)(Hikari) i will not Yami)how 'bout both of you shut up then i can finish my reveiw damn, gomen anyway i loved your fic do more_ kawaii=cute your reader My Fave Reviews I Got Just Cuz They're Fing Awesome HEHE Ya know they kinda remind me of my two other personalities, Saint I can't wait to read more by ya! Later~ OfbloodandTears you could have inu-kun go into heat and have Koga f# him in the water You asked for the recipe for the SUPERSUGARYSWEETDRINKOFHYPERNESS so Okay, first, take a pint glass and put some orange Fanta in it, about 2 Though if you prefer other varieties of Fanta, then you can Enjoy. Sabulana Hi! I was going through my stats and stuff and decided to pay a visit I don't know which I thought was funnier your author notes or the story Good job. OfBloodandTears Was beautifull! Whoa its fanfiction! Imagiene if Anime read the storys Some of My Fave Quotes An example that Koga especially liked was to walk into the Council chamber and stuff the scroll of names down the throat of the first Councilor he saw. Fun? Yes. Satisfying? Yes. Politically suicidal? Yes. But it was fun to think about doing it anyway. wolf demoness: enter the wolfs den chapter 12 James Carter - Don't nobody do that but me. You want me to kick your ass, don't you? Lee - You must take me to see Consul Han right away. James Carter - Just sit there and shut up. This ain't no democracy. Lee - Yes, it is. James Carter - No, it ain't. James Carter - This is the United States of James Carter now. I'm the president, l'm the emperor, l'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belong to me. Lee - Why would they not want my help? James Carter - 'Cause they don't give a damn about you. They don't like you. I don't like you. Lee - I don't care. I'm here for the girl. James Carter - The girl don't like you. Nobody likes you. You came all the way over here for nothing. You ain't gonna be on... Lee - Beach Boys. James Carter - Oh, hell, no. You didn't just touch my goddamn radio. Lee - The Beach Boys are great American music. James Carter - The Beach Boys will get you a great ass-whoopin'. Don't ever touch a black man's radio, boy. You can do that in China but you'Il get your ass killed out here. Let me show you real music. Rush Hour 2- Nobody likes you. "This calls for a celebration!" the crowd roared its approval. "Make preparations for a feast in the caves," Osamu waved to a group of wolves who eagerly began running toward the den's center. "You there," this time a group of demon warriors and wolves were singled out, "bring down some fresh meat." The assembled Councilors began to laugh as the old wolf's orders were promptly carried out leaving Koga with a stunned expression on his face. He had been expecting something a bit more hostile upon his arrival. "Very good, Osamu, but you forgot one thing," Makoto came forward and wrapped his good arm around Koga's shoulders. "Bring out the ale!" the Councilor shouted and was met with rounds of applause and howls from the wolves around him. wolf demoness: enter the wolfs den chapter 16 Koga moaned and used his arm to cover his eyes. "I'm gonna have to talk to Yuuka about berating me in front of the tribe." "Why don’t you just set a weekly place and time? Then she can plan ahead and think up more creative insults and maybe a few good synonyms." Inuyasha leaned over his mate and moved Koga's arm away from his eyes. "She was starting to repeat herself by the end of that last speech." "It lasted over an hour! I was happy when she started repeating herself because that meant that she was finally going to quit soon." "Poor wolf boy," Inuyasha gently mocked his mate. "Yuuka's really got you running scared, doesn't she? Maybe I can get some training tips from her." wolf demoness: enter the wolfs den chapter 16 My Fave Animes Naruto Inuyasha Tokyo Mew Mew Fruits Basket Full Metal Alchimist Etc. My Fave Couples TMM Ichigo/Kish Ryu/Nightengale oc couple Kojo/Ritsu oc couple Zakuro/Keiichiro Lettuce/Pai Pudding/Tart Mint/Ryou Naruto Sasuke/Naruto Neji/Gaara TenTen/Ino Kakashi/Iruka Kiba/Hinata Kankuro/Shino Lee/Sakura Shikamaru/Temari Jiraya/Tsunade Kisame/Itachi Sasori/Deidara Orochimaru/Kabuto Inuyasha Kouga/Inuyasha Sesshomaru/Rin (family wise) Shippo/Rin Sesshomaru/Kagura Miroku/Songo Naraku/Kagome (because i hate them both) FMA Ed/Envy Roy/Riza Harry Potter Harry/Draco Ron/Hermione KH Sora/Riku Sora/Axel Sora/Roxas Riku/Axel Riku/Roxas Axel/Roxas Cloud/Sephiroth Vince/Cid Jak & Daxter/Jak 1/2/3 Jak/Torn Dax/Tess Jak/Dark Jak Jak/Light Jak Light Jak/Dark Jak Jinx/Seem Host Club Kaoru/Hikaru Mori/Hunny Tamaki/Kyoya I LOVE RANDOMNESS! My Future Dream Jobs: Author Musician Teacher Artist Ninja Manga-ke Mathematician Scientist Librarian Actress Singer Poet Programmer Fashion designer Magician Chef Stay at home mom THIS IS A QUOTE FROM A STORY PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! I got this from pyro_manic19 who got it from Kaname Natsumi I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, Katie Inez Dagona, ~You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did i totally did. What Kisses Mean by kiki and darkalbino: Forehead: You'll be mine forever Hand: I adore you Ear: I'm horny Cheek: You mean so much to me Shoulder: I want you Neck: I want you now Lips: I love you Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other Wink: Let's get it on Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you Hush little baby don't say a word and nevermind that noise you heard it's just the beast under your bed In you closet in your head exit light enter night Grain of sand off to never-never land Hmm. I got this from Asian Tinkerbell's profile who got it from SexyDemon9's profile. Just thought that it sounded cool too. ( )_( ) 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you believe preps travel in packs, put this in your profile. If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real, put this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this in your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you), put this in your profile. If you are really random, put this in your profile. I am so special!!...not. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Katie Inez Dagona, If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile If you ran down an up escalater copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever,Katie Inez Dagona, If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile. If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile. If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass more then once copy this to your profile. Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. i stole this from Animefangirlforever favoite sayings: 'oh shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?' A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!" A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face. A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail. A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studying for a test. i'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door. Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door went nuts. When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile. If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile. If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile. If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile. If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile. If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile. If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile. If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, SesshomaruLover23, Celestial Slytherin- Black, Animefangirlforever, Katie Inez Dagona, If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying, and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in your fave anime (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you laugh for no reason at all. Crazy is when you listen to the same songs every day all the time. Crazy is when you start laughing at your history teacher when he starts going on about the hunt he's going to be on after school that Friday, then start humming while staring at the ceiling when they look at you, and THEN ask them why they're looking at you. Crazy is when you glue a quarter to the floor of a mall and count how many people try and pick it up, then tell any stupid people hanging around wondering what's going on that it's GLUED there. Crazy is when you say a word with -ed at the end then say -ed over and over and over again and then smack someone upside the head and walk off laughing your ass off. crazy is when you go on a rant that has to do with nothing in the previous converation you were just in and then sart arguing with the voices because they're condridicting everything you just said just to make people think that you need to be put in the Alcatraz psyco warde for out patients. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, Celestial Slytherin- Black, Katie Inez Dagona, Didn't write the poem below! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad if u hate child abuse, post this on ur profile!! "Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying. If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years. –Socrates You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal. –Anonymous The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. -George S. Patton Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. –Anonymous If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. -Leo C. Rosten People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't. -Joss Whedon "the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train." "light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak." "lottery: a tax on people who dont understand statistics." "main reason santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live." "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous." "I'd kill for a nobel peace prize." "If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?" "If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isn't for you." "If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane." "If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it." "If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?" "If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? "If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?" "If you can read this . . . I can slam on my brakes and sue you!" "Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them." "Stop illitrissy now!" "Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them!" "Straight is something crooked that was bent." "Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!" "I want revenge. Is that so wrong?" "Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done." The problem with reality is a lack of background music. I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain. 11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on? 12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school... Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. (someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting" It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 8 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody. The gem was born of evil fire, the Gem shall be his portal. He comes to claim, he comes to sire, the end of all things mortal. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage. Dimitri: Here, I bought you a dress. Anastasia: (laughs) You bought me a... tent. Dimitri: What are you looking for? Anastasia: The Russian circus! I think it's still in here! Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home. I'd make you swear on the bible if it didn't make your skin sizzle. They say that 99 of ugly-ass people check their messages with their thumb. It's too late- don't switch fingers now! It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off. A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!" After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: do you want some more? She said: No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one... Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "lie, you little fucker, lie!" Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you her today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's gigglinng (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!" Guy: What did you say? Girl: Well, what did you think you hear? Guy: I'd rather not repeat it... Girl : Well then, we'll never learn what it was will we? ~Keep hope alive and laugh all the time. People might think your pyscho after that, but who gives a flying flip? Besides, I can't please them all.~ Also, all entries are listed with the words they are frequently confused with. All spellings are correct. Wary: cautious Weary: tired Wander: refers to movement, you let your mind wander when you aren't specifically thinking of anything (IE: Hagrid frequently wanders through the Forbidden Forest) Wonder: refers to feeling questioning/curiosity, or feeling of amazement Fallow: farming term, it is when you let the field(s) rest for a year or more so the ground can regenerate the nutrients and grow healthy crops Follow: follow the leader Thorough: exhaustively complete, (IE: Inuyasha spent 200 years thoroughly searching for a way to become a full demon before Kikyou and then Kagome's interferance) Through: go through here Threw: throw, I threw the ball Sense: the five senses are sight, hearing, touch, taste, and smell. Sense: when you feel/see something, usually intangible (IE: Harry can sometimes sense other peoples auras depending on the story) Since: since then, from that point on, since that happened this occured (IE: Since Naruto is the Kyuubi no Kitsune container the villagers hate him) Sell: you sell your possessions for money. Sale: the cashier made a sale when you bought that shirt, a discount off regular price, There are frequently sales on clothes at Goody's. Sail: you sail a boat or kite, the sheet used on boat masts to capture air to propel the ship (IE: The sails are tied to the masts on the Black Pearl to capture wind to the ship can set sail) Cell: for fanfiction it is usually the jail cell or dungeon cell, a small (typically stone) room with few/no windows and a door to keep people (hero/heroine/villain/innocent sacrifice/hostage/etc etc.) isolated, is also what all living things are made of Vile: nasty, disgusting (IE: Snape's potions taste vile) Vial: a glass tube for storing liquid (IE: Potions are kept in vials) Draught: refers to a liquid you drink (IE: The Draught of Living Death instills a death-like sleep on the drinker) Drought: refers to extended periods of little to no rainfall when everything drys out (IE: I lived in Texas for three years during a drought) The most frequently screwed up homonyms in the english language: Their: possessive, That is their car They're: conjunction of 'They Are', They're doing it again There: location, You go here and I'll go over there. Homonym: words that sound the same but mean different things (night/knight, dear/deer, etc etc, look up the list genius) (And no, I did not take the time to do this. Someone else did. I just don't exactly know who... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 'ponders' Quotes from Of Storm and Fire Kohaku: Tenshi-chaaaaaaaann! I am going to RAPE your belly button with my tounge and then you will carry my navel babies! -insert crazy, insane, evil laughter- (My friend, a guy he kind of, not so much reminds me of Sasuke, said this to his boy friend, who reminds me of Naruto one time) Sasuke: Navel baby making is fun. A soon to be sport. Masami: "I'm a freakin' mega stud muffin!" Masami: "Well, I'm still a stud muffin." Atsuko: It's not real. It's make believe. Tenshi: Sneaky step…quiet…sleathly…slyly... I need theme music…I must have theme music! Datenshi: You try being sexually deprived for about 14 or so more years and tell me how it feels. Chuushin: Abra Kadabra, bitch! Itachi: "Why the hell would I know?" Tenshi (Uchiha)-male-: "Yatta, me and Koseto (Sai's kid) had sex like rabbit's last night. Can't get much sleep, you know?" Kohaku (Hyuuga)-male-: "I wanna be your best hello and your hardest goodbye." Tenshi (Uchiha)-male-: "You have bondage issues." Naruto: (talking to Kyuubi) "No way in hell. I'm not letting you out again. For all I know, you might rape Sasuke." Naruto: "Sometimes I wish I weren’t such a studmuffin...but not often." Kohaku (Hyuuga): "You're thinking about something, aren't ya?" Naruto: "Your Otousan sucks." Sasuke: "Eh, I don't feel like molesting your Chichiue today. I'm not in that great of a mood." Shikamaru: "Where are you going?" Kataro (Hyuuga; Hinata's kid): "I think I might just hate you." Tanaka (Hyuuga): "Masami, do you practice being stupid?" Sasuke: "Yeah well, they did x-ray Masami's head when he was young, and found nothing." Tenshi (Uchiha): "Treat me like an angel, which is what my name means, and I'll be your lil' devil." Koseto (Sai's kid): "You say physco like it's a bad thing." Naruto: "Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap- OH MY KAMI! IT'S BIRD CRAP!" (XD My best guy friend said that randomly one day...It was funny.) Sasuke: (say sternly) "Tenshi--" Tenshi (Uchiha): (trying to push his elder brother away because he's hugging him and it looks like he groping him) "Eh, Otousan, make him stop!" Tenshi (Uchiha): "My parents were writing their wills yesterday after they heard Tsunade-baa-chan was coming to scream at them about me." Tenshi (Uchiha): "I'm gunna diiiiieeee!" " There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." ~Oscar Levant a good friend would bail you out of jail, but a best friend would be sitting there next to you saying "man that was fuckin fun, who's up for round two? " lifes a bitch and then you die. cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET OVER IT! pain is for pansies... -some random guy punches her- "oww, that hurt you big bullie " life is like a motorcycle, you ride it and ride it untill it runs out of gas, then you think... wtf was i thinking? and where the hell am i? anyone who cant deal with gay's and they think they suck and they should die and etc... should maybe work out THEIR anger problems. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (i do love pink though but when you first meet me you'd think i would hate it) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen into a tree copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Bobica Jordge, Elise Omniaterra , yaoimatcher, Katie Inez Dagona, If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?) If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile If you are considered A nobody, copy and paste into your profile IF YOU LIKE YAOI or YURI, copy and paste this into your profile IF you are a gay, or lez, copy and paste this into your profile... it's not wrong! (i'm both because i'm bi does that mean i can have this on here or not?) If you eat chocolate for breakfast or sing to japanese songs even though you have no clue what they're saying... copy and paste this into your profile!! i got these from Mrs. Paper "Man, I wish I could change sex... I could fuck men and women alike." -Me "B!t3 m3." -Me (Talking to my friend who was across the room with a pad of paper.) "If your gunna get in trouble you mise well do it." -Teacher "I think my body has issues." -Me "I'm not perverted! Just... Just easily amused." -Me "No, you're just perverted." -Josh "I'd sell my soul just so you all go to hell." -Me "This sucks ass. So much ass. You don't even know how much ass this had to suck to becoming this sucking of ass." -Me "High octane fuel brings back memories too..." -Mr Raymond (WW) "First I thought of a cat... Then I thought of using the cat as a toilet scrubber. You are going to write your paper on a toilet plundger." -Mr. Raymond (WW) "STOP STALKING-- Oh wait... Never mind. Wrong person." -Eric K. "Ah! My eyes! My only weakness of sight!... How'd you know?" -Eric K. "Can suicide be described as a feeling?" -Me "Bullet Proof Condoms- Just Like Flesh to Flesh" -Condom brand from Sierra Leone (Weakest Link) Game show host: What 'Z' word is used to describe someone who has returned from the dead? Contestant: Unicorn? "Since you were not able to finish reading 'To Kill a Mockingbird' in class, we will be killing it with the DVD." -Mr. Scott "Oh look, I'm a Christan!... The world still sucks." -Eric K. "Yeah, you probally just stuck it in your thingy." -Kayliene "KK" Linda "All ninjas are gay, and like to take it up the butt." -John Sampson "Everyone hates puking... 'Cept for bulimic people. They're crazy." -Sarah S. "It's, like... Beautiful." -Zach R. "Oh, if I didn't make fun of you you'd think I'd hate you." -Me "You need a life. You also need to stop making it look like I'm the mother from hell who can't teach her children anything useful." -Mom "I wanna be a normal pretty teenage girl." -Dad "So... Uh, I gotta pee." -Me "God damn it! I gotta fucking pee again. I hate you." -Me "You know what you need? A stick up the ass. They come fresh and free from the back yard." -Mom "Well arn't you just a happy ray of fucking sunshine." -Mom Dad: Well, fine then. I'll just go in the living room and watch TV. Mom: Good you naggin' bitch. "Your dad doesn't think he can be a bitch, tell him he's wrong." -Mom "Turn off your cell phones. I don't care if you have an important call, turn it on vibrate, or you can sit your ass by that window and watch for the bat simbol." -Teacher Teacher: OK, so we have 599.99- how do we say that? Student: 600! "WARNING: Some experts believe that the use of any keyboard may cause serious injury. Consult statment on back of this keyboard." -Warning label on the keyboard I'm using right now. Greatest Insults: "Whores don't get a second chance." -Kaleb (As quoted from Identity. Watch it. It's a good movie.) "Shut up you... Vagina face!" -Zach "Yeah, well, your skinny and I hate you." -Kaleb "Maybe you should just die, have you ever thought of that?" -Me "You know... Sometimes I just want to punch you in the face." -Kaleb “Did I ever tell you that I really love the socially retarded ways you express affection?” - Serendipity KageKitsune XXX This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia i own none of the above writing that's under that one line up there that's really cool and i don't know how to get anywhere else. This is my Naruto section everything in this section belongs to me with slight simalarities to others and inspiration from others but majorly changed. Under Construction Uchiha Sasuke - Jul23 Pheonix Jinchuuriki (technically) Naruto - Oct10 Deity borne from humans (will be explained later), Fox Jinchuuriki Yakeru - Apr7 - 1 month early 1/2 Deity, 1/4 Human, 1/4 Fox Demon Ren'ai - Nov13 1/2 Deity, 1/4 Human, 1/4 Fox Demon Ken'o - Nov13 1/2 Deity, 1/4 Human, 1/4 Fox Demon Nasake - Jul20 - 1 month late 1/2 Deity, 1/4 Human, 1/4 Fox Demon Hyuuga Kiba - Jul7 Hinata - Dec27 Aka - Kyoko - Rin - Hatake Kakashi - Sep13 Iruka - Nami - Hoshigaki Kisame - Mar18 Shark Person Itachi - Jun9 Kuro - Nara Shikamaru - Sep22 Temari - Aug23 Kosho - Kumo - Suisho - Akimichi Choji - May1 Ino - Sep23 Gin - Sabaku Neji - Jul13 Gaara - Jan19 Racoon-dog Jinchuuriki Chikara - Kanzen - Kiki - Kankurou - May15 Shino - Jan23 Shio - Kansho - Momochi Zabuza - Aug15 human gone demon Haku - Jan9 Zetsubo - Kohaku - Sarutobi Asuma - Kurenai - Namikaze Minato - Ryu - Oct10 Dragon Jinchuuriki Tenten - Mar9 Kin - Sai - Ritsu - Oct10 2-Tailed Cat Jinchuuriki Haru - Jiraiya - Nov11 Tsunade - Aug2 Arashi - Sasori - Puppet Deidara - Numa - Hebi Orochimru - Oct27 Snake Jinchuuriki Kabuto - Feb29 Kirau - Seishin - Karada - Haruka - Lee - Nov27 Sakura - Mar28 Reisei - Anzen - Gai - Jan1 Anko - Yami Sora - Ferret Jinchuuriki Kyuubi - Duh Ichigo - 2-Tailed Cat Demon Hiko - Pheonix Hokage - Dragon Akamaru - Dog I am a proud ex-member of AUUA- the Anti-Uber-Uke Association. Mischievous, loyal, and intelligent, the Chibi Seme always seems to have a quiet energy whispering around them, suggesting that there is much more to them then what there first appears to be. Laid-back, and not one to call a lot of attention to themselves, they tend to guard their creative, forceful, (and somewhat manipulative) inner self behind an easygoing and playful exterior shell, which makes it impossible for most to truly know them. It takes a special Uke personality to see into the Chibi Seme's deep hidden self and release their sensual side, but once the Chibi Seme has let in that one special person, they will be forever loyal, loving, and protective. A Chibi Seme will never be completely happy with just the ordinary. Setting themselves somewhat apart from the rest of the world, they need someone like-minded to keep them challenged intellectually and spiritually - a partner to inspire their dark naughty adventures and give them the motivation to take control. The Chibi Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations: Japanese Element: Wind Chinese Zodiac: Dog Color: Camouflage Fruit: Kiwi Dessert: Cheesecake Theme Song: MH by Kra I am a Chibi Seme! I am the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, I am able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes me at times manipulative and able to fool others about my true seme nature. Because of my harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out my aggressive side to expose you for the seme that I am. Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke oh and i have permission from MPythonGirl to manipulate the religious fanatics and I manipulate all the chibi NARUTO, TMM, FMA, FRUBA, INUYASHA AND OTHER CHARACTERS and i manipulate any other thing person or object containing atoms sujested, implied, or stated in anything above or below this typing!! So ha P.S. if your nice to me i might give you some sweets/sugar meaning everything from cake to chocolate | |||||||||||||
1. love for the K9s » reviewslove for kouga and inuyasha yay yaoi hope you like Mpreg kouinuInuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 3-12-06 - Inuyasha & Kouga2. lost memorys remembered lifes » reviewsThis takes place after the final battle.seconed story. sorry if it are RxM KxZ KxI TxP PxL for all of you who know the ameracan names of averyone you will know who is who. it excplains everything in the story kk tell me if i'm missing any couples andorTokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 12-22-05 - Ichigo M. & Kish3. angel animals » reviewsthe mews and the alians have angel forms but here's a twist the alians have mew forms! couples:KxI PxL TxP KxZ RxMTokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 12-23-05 - Ichigo M. & Kish4. Vday surprises » reviewsIt's Vday and for Naruto and Gaara there are gonna be some happy surprises. NaruxSasu and some GaaraxNeji! Love and praise my muses. Rated M for later capters like chapter 2.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 12-20-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.5. Ai the match maker » reviewsinu has a cousin so does kouga and she gonna get them together MEW rated M for swearing and lemonlime scenesInuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 4-2-06 - Inuyasha & Kouga6. When I Met You reviews666MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA666!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-17-07 - Sora & Riku - Complete7. Love Of A Lonely HeartRikuxSoraYaoiNo Like No Read A Poem About How Riku Really Feels About Sora. We All Knew It From The Start.Rated K Cuz I Don't Give A Dang Who Reads It.!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 2-8-07 - Riku & Sora - Complete8. the idiotic poem reviewsi think my poem is pretty idiotic i'm posting it so you can laugh at me don't ask whyJak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-06 - Complete
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