LazyTantei
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since: 07-17-05, id: 856581
country: USA
Author has written 9 stories for Shaman King, Yu-Gi-Oh, Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Anime X-overs.

As you can see, I've cut down my personal things to this for various reasons that I won't tell. ONCE MORE...

Favorite Quotes:

-"He likes me! He really, really likes me! YAH! (Accidentally breaks thousand year-old vase)...MOM, THE KING BROKE SOMETHING AGAIN!" - i don't know

-"If you want to see the brave, look at those who can forgive."- some priest

-"Do I like Hentai? I LOVE THEM! EVERY TIME I READ IT I SCREAM!" "Yeah, you should hear, it's a killer."- Mara F. & Liane (Shudder)

-"Why are you giving it to him? He's a mean man!" "Yeah, and you're not?" "Nice one, TJ."- Maia T., TJ Reyes and Lee Banzon (Again, friends)

-"The fun has arrived!" "AAH! SHOOT YER FRICKIN' DONNIE BRASCOS...NOW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?" "Ooo you said a bad word! I'm telling teacher!" "Well, teacher's not here, little girl!" "I'm not a little girl! I'm a little boy..."-me and my friends

-"I hate you." "What?" "I hate you." "Oops, didn't hear. Mind saying it again?" "I hate you." "Excuse me?" "I hate you." "Could you repeat that?" "No." "A-" "I SAID FUCKIN' NO!" "Haha, that wasn't my question! I was going to ask if you weren't homosexual."-Me and Marco (Friend, once again)

-"Pray for the dead and the...pray will dead for you!" "Baka, you sung it wrong. It's 'Pray for the dead and the dead will pray for you!' not...that stupid thing you just sung!" "Well sorry for being...umm..." "I know, you've ran out of lovingness for Jamie..." "For the last time I do NOT like him!" - Amanda C. and me (Kinda reminds you a Ren-Horo fight, doesn't it? If not, well boo hoo. =P)

-"Since you're not doing anything, I'll just give you a lesson on pollination...or at least something related to your test.-holds out a flower-This is a flower. -holds out a bean bag with a straw and paper wings- Pretend this is a butterfly. The butterfly goes over to the flower and sticks it's nozzle in the flower and..." "Okay, stop there, I don't want to hear the rest of the relationship." -some random lesson my friend was teaching my other friend

-“DVD…VCD…MP3…” “…” –Twitch- “DVD…VCD…MP3…” “…” –Twitch, Twitch- “DVD…VCD…MP-” “ Marco, just shut up and stop reciting the Muslim’s dictionary!” – Marco E. And T.J. R. (Friends again)

- -Shrugs- "Wala lang...(Nothing)" -Me

-"We are screwed. Ra-damned Screwed. Frickin' Donnie Brasco Screwed. Damn-Fuc-" "You can stop the swearing now, teacher's here." -Me and Maia T.

- -Slams the table- "Well I don't give a fucking shit!" "Sandro..." "What, Dicth-a-Lor?" "Teacher's outside." "Oh. She didn't hear anything." "No, Sandro, she HEARD everything." -Sandro D., Gabo G (Aka Ditch-a-lor) and my teacher

"C'mon, Karl, just do it. I'll give you a milkshake!" "...Eww. Sandro, don't say that." -Sandro D. and my grade six companions. That was really green

-"Really?" "Really." "Oh, really?" "Really." "Really, really?" "Real-" "No, I really, really, really, really, really mean it...Really?" "YES, REALLY MARCO!" -Marco E. and Maia T.

-"Teacher, she stole my life, my crunch bar...Damn you!" Alex G.

-"BYE SANDRO! THANKS SANDRO! COME AGAIN, SANDRO! THANKS FOR THE MONEY SANDRO!"- Sandro D.'s little sister

"So If Bakura and Hao were to fight against each other...Bakura would win. "No, Hao would win." "Bakura." "Hao." "Ba-" "Stop. Teacher is coming; look busy."- Me, Marco E. & TJ R.

-"No, you'd really make a good commentator." "Tell me something I don't know." "...There's spit on your paper-" "Shut up."-Alex G. & TJ.R

-"What kind of hell...?" "No, it's 'What the hell...?' Not what kind of hell...Ra, you're hopless, Ditch-A-Lor..."- Me And Gabo 'Ditch-A-Lor' Gallor

-"Children, do you all have you bibles?" -Richie raises hand- "Yes, Richie?" "I don't have a bible but..."-pulls out Green Day album 'Bullet in a Bible- "I have something close to it."- Sir Rey and Richie G.

-"If you can make a better parody of 'Scotty doesn't know,' I'll give you 20 pesos." "Amanda doesn't know that Leandro and Chili do it in the car every sunday..." "Shut up!"- Lee and Me

-"...Oro?"- Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin (Seriously, you HAVE to love that line...)

-'He's a dead man!' 'She's toast!'-Conan and Sonoko, Meitantei Conan (the episode with that mummy man murder thing...)

"Women...you can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em."- Conan, Meitantei Conan (The Diplomatic Murder Case. He said this is in a crowd of women, making it all the more funny.)

-"Then I will go to both of them, and I shall say to them," -pulls out a slip- "Look you're fried chicken's running away!"- Seto Kaiba, LariaKaiba's Whose Line is it Anyway Ch.3

-"Murderers, Black Org operatives-- fine; I can handle them. Angry mothers with knives--nooo..."-Shinichi Kudo, Ysabet's Second Wind Ch.1

-"And I'm supposed to sleep after that? Thank God Ran doesn't have any sisters or brothers--they'd be lined up down the hallway for their little chats."-Shinichi Kudo, Ysabet's Second Wind Ch.1

-"God. Most parents have fits when some guy takes their ‘little girl’ away from them; I’ll bet I’m the first one in history to nearly get killed for giving her back."-Shinichi Kudo, Ysabet's Second Wind Ch.1

"Urrrrghhh? What-- now who wants to talk to me? Do they want to kill me too?" -Shinichi Kudo, Ysabet's Second Wind Ch.1

-"I have a headache; a really, really big headache. And it has friends, and I think they’re all coming over to visit and hold a party in my cerebellum. @#$! Padded room, here I come..."-Shinichi Kudo, Ysabet's Windfall Ch.4 (I have a LOT from her story/ies...)

-"H-holy shit, he's strong...nevermind, he's scary."- Goku, Saiyuki Reload

-"He asked if he can have a picture of you in the shower." "WHAT?" "Kidding."- Sonoko Suzuki, Ran Mouri, xybolic's Emina Ichi Ch.1

I have a sudden interest in YGOHP crossovers...and I have a lawyer. -points to Hao-

Hao: I never agreed to be your lawyer...uh...wait...I think I misplaced that contract of me agreeing to be your lawyer...let me go find it... -runs away-

-laughs like Bakura- The dress ALWAYS works! -puts away dress- Speaking of our neighborhood tomb robber...Bakura!

Bakura: -comes out with a guitar- What do you want?

-grins- Your Hikari.

Bakura: Hell no. -runs away playing 'Jesus of Suburbia' on the guitar-

-Shrugs- Oh well...

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1. Shinda » reviews
AU Fic.Waking up in the woods with no memory of how he got there, nightmares of blood and screams echoed through his mind. He decides to shelter at an aged house instead of braving the harsh winds. Gradually as he stays, the name Shin'ichi...Who was that?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 6-12-07
2. Creature of the Night, Angel of Light » reviews
Conan runs after a mysterious figure and...well let's just say he bit off more than he could chew...Time: All glanced toward Conan, whose irises had now turned a vibrant, but dangerous, red color. It was time...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,216 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 5-21-07 - Published: 7-10-06
3. Haunted House reviews
You know those stories where the children go into a 'haunted house' and get eaten by a monster? Well, this is something similar...Only there's an odd twist to it...Oneshot, rated for some violent language and scenes.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete
4. Mayhem and Retardation reviews
Crazy friends plus high music equals delusions and or weirdness. Whichever comes first.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-23-06 - Complete
5. Magic and Mayhem » reviews
YGOXHP Ryou is invited to Hogwarts and so are a few others! Boy is his yami going to have a high time causing trouble in the place... Sounds better than the summary, really...Rated T for swearing because duh, Bakura's there...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 3-31-06 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura
6. All For the Love of One » reviews
A story of a man...a woman...and the corpses of a thousand shamans...Okay sucky summary just read please...YohxAnna
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,976 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-20-06 - Published: 11-26-05 - Yoh A. & Anna K.
7. Journey to the West » reviews
[Sequel to Same Ground so read that before this] [ManKinxSaiyuki] Trouble's stirring up in the west and Yoh and company have been sent to stop it! Will they stop it or will they fail? Okay...crappy summary..story's better than the summary...Ch.2up
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-11-05 - Published: 11-4-05
8. Same Ground » reviews
When the shaman tournament ends, a new shaman rises from the ashes. Not only that, a new evil also rises...I know, crappy summary, not to mention a late one too...Complete!
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,960 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-9-05 - Published: 7-21-05 - Complete
9. Something that anyone in SK would never ever do reviews
I warn you only read this if you are sane enough. It's bad enough to blame me if you got sent to the hospital...Full summary inside...kind of...
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-26-05 - Complete