(Cool, you found my profile! So, if you get through this info about us, you get funny one-liners, jokes, and update info at the bottom! Check 'em out!)

I do not own my previous avatar picture, it's an optical illusion I found on www.strangecosmos.com : http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103469.html

My current avatar is a background graphic from Bejeweled 2 from PopCap Games.

Ayla

Hi, my name is Ayla.

Sapphire

:pushes Ayla:

And I'm Sapphire. Could you guys sign this petition, please? To try to save Teen Titans?

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/www.petitionspot.comteentitans

Sapphire

Due to recent confusion about which one of us is currently using this account, here's an explanation. Sometime around February 2006, Ayla got her own account as ur1crazedupfruitloop: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/971675/

Before that, she was only using this account to post her stories, and everything else. I was just tagging along to send a few signed reviews of my own. She suggested the penname, it refers to her cello.

After the forums started up on here, Ayla created our Episode Discussion forum, and all of its topics. Since I hadn't written anything of my own on here, I started using it to talk to other writers.

That eventually got confusing, because the people on the forum weren't sure if they were talking to Ayla, or if they were talking to me. That's when Ayla got the ur1crazedupfruitloop account.

So she started using that, which left this account pretty much to me. So now I use it to send reviews and post forum stuff. That should clear up any confusion.

Both

We're...bored.

:eyelids drop, Ayla yawns:

Ayla

I'm a writer/reviewer.

Sapphire

So am I. And we're teenagers, that's all you need to know. We have a deviantart account. Most of the stuff on it are mine. I take requests for enhancing or coloring fanart sketches with Photoshop. More than half the stuff I've posted in there are colored versions of Evilevergreen's fanart sketches. I can also make story/website banners. Contact me if you have an art request.

http://ur1crazedupfruitloop.deviantart.com/

for my fractal art: http://fractalblaze.deviantart.com/gallery

Ayla

You'll most likely see my stories and reviews on the Danny Phantom and American Dragon: Jake Long sections. But now that I have a different account, all of them are now discontinued. That's permanent haitus for all of them. Sorry if this disapoints any of you. If any of you have ideas, and want to finish them yourself, contact Sapphire, and she'll forward the message.

Sapphire

And you'll see me in DN Angel, Teen Titans, Batman Beyond, and Naruto. As well as pretty much anything in the animated DC Comics universe. I've written my first fic, 'Curse of the Snake'. Ayla wrote everything else on this account. And now that she's gotten her own account, everything else written from this account will be by me.

Don't bother flaming my stories, it will have no effect, and I will only block you from reviewing again. My stories will have action/adventure, and some of them may involve torture. If you can't handle torture or stong angst, don't bother reading or flaming. I write what I like, and I share them because I want to. Read them at your own risk.

Although the stories will usually have the villains/antagonists winning, etc, I do enjoy happy endings, and my stories will not have any character deaths. Now, hanging on by a thread or comatose, well, that's a different story.

My favorite characters: (in order of decreasing awesomeness)

DN Angel: Krad, Dark, Satoshi Hikari (KRAD ROCKS!! Darky-chan, too, but Krad's awesome!!) Fyi: Krad's intro music in episode 4 is called "Rakuen ~Fanatic~"

Teen Titans: Slade, Robin, Jericho, Raven

Naruto: Orochimaru, Itachi, Sasuke, Gaara

Batman Beyond: Derek Powers/Blight, Terry, Spellbinder

Danny Phantom: Vlad Masters/Plasmius

Justice League: Martian Manhunter (telepaths ROCK!!), Batman, Flash

My Music: (random order)

Current Favorite: "Rakuen ~Fanatic~" From the DN Angel soundtrack. It's Krad's Theme. It played when Krad first appeared in episode 4 of the anime. And it sure fits him well. It's quiet and reflective, while Darky-chan's theme, "Kodou ~Whenever~", is more lively. But Rakuen Fanatic has this awesome, crazy part in the middle that could fit quite well in a Krad vs. Dark fight scene...

Anime Favorites:

"Hero's Come Back!" by 'NobodyKnows+' - A shortened version of this is the opening theme song for Naruto Shippuuden.

"Byakuya ~True Light~" - A shortened version is the opening theme song for DN Angel.

"Orochimaru ~Fight~" and "Orochimaru's Theme", from the Naruto Soundtrack - Awesome music, and fun to play on the piano .

Other Favorites:

"Lifeline" by Pap Roach

"Mysterious Ways" by U2

"One Headlight" by Wallflowers

'Bring Me to Life', 'Whisper', and 'Lacrymosa', by Evanescence

"Mysterious Times", by Tina Cousins and Sash - This song is pretty hard to find on a CD...

"It's My Life", by Bon Jovi

"A Thousand Miles", by Vanessa Carton

"Crash and Burn", "Carry On Dancing", "A Thousand Words", by Savage Garden

"Desert Rose" and "Fields of Gold" by Sting

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams", by Green Day

"Unwritten", by Natasha Bedingfield

Sapphire's favorite quotes and random things:

-Ignorance is having to squish the same spider 3 times before realizing that something is wrong.

-98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you like noodles then post this in your sig!

-Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.

-"If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?

-"His tracking device must be on a speedboat. Unless, of course, he can swim sixty miles an hour."

-"You cry, I'll cry. You laugh, I'll laugh. You fall out of a window, I'll laugh."

-A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

A bird in the hand is dead.

-Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window...

-"If you're too open minded, your brain would fall out."

-Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"

-"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway"

-"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people and run like hell!"

-The way you’ve been lying lately I wouldn't believe you either, and I’m your conscience!

-"You cry, I'll cry. You laugh, I'll laugh. You get brutally murdered, I'll laugh."

-"Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car."

-"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?'”

-"Do unto others, then run!"

-"Have a nice day but leave me out of it."

-There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

-Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

-If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get down", would all the people start dancing?

-At the drive-thru, when they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.

-Sometimes humans just need a nudge – or in your case, a shove – to get them going in the right direction again.

-"Well, at least you don't have him as a roommate! He snores like a train!"

-"There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!"

"I hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pot of gold."

-If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

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-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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Human: "I knew it! I KNEW there was inteligent life on other planets!"

Alien: "...I hope you're not including YOURSELF in that statement!"

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked
to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are
going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."

He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd
just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

--Episode Scenes--

--From: Batman:TAS--

Scarecrow: “I merely helped him visualize his innermost terror, which is obviously, arachnophobia.”

Henchman: “A-wack-a-what?”

Scarecrow: “Arachnophobia, you dim-witted dropout!”

--end episode scene--

--From Batman Beyond: episode Countdown--

Zeta: (swinging all four members of the Jokerz gang around and around) "I don't have time for this." (He lets go of them, and, one by one, they go flying through the air, the last Joker flying over the nearby rooftop...And straight onto Batman's flying Batmobile as it passes by)

Batman: (inside the car) (glares at gang member on his windshield, then lowers the car to the ground, where the gang member slides off, semi-conscious)

Batman: (dragging gang member up by collar) "You come near my windshield, you'd better have a squeegie."

--end episode scene--

--From the Max Steel CGI cartoon--

Max: (grabs a stalactite from the cave to fight with) Batter up!

Psycho: (blasts him) "Strike Three!" (looks up as cave begins to fall apart) (heavy rocks fall on him)

Max: ...And you're out.

--end episode scene--

-Episode: Sacrifices-

Jefferson: 'Psysho, no! If you release that virus, we'll ALL die!'

Psycho: 'And, yet, I don't seem to care... Must be why they call me PSYCHO!!' (Blasts Jefferson)

(end episode scene)

-Episode: Sharks-

Jefferson: The downed ship's cargo was 30,000 pounds of bananas... and 5 canisters of plutonium.

Marshack: So our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to save that fruit!!

Berto: N-no, the plutonium!

Marshack: (glare)

Berto: H-haha, I k-knew you were kidding.

(end episode scene)

-Episode: Sabres-

Vitriol: (held in armlock by Psycho) I'll blow you in half!

Psycho: (quietly) Try. And I'll BREAK you in half...

Episode: Spear Carriers:

Max: Berto? Berto?! You okay?!

Breamer: (grabbing headset) I’m sorry, ‘Berto can’t take your call right now, but if you care to leave a message, MAKE IT GOODBYE!!

Max: …I don’t like the tone of ‘Berto’s voice mail. (cuts communication)

--end episode scenes--

- She stared at him with a look on her face that could have withered a tree. Then, she gave him a death stare that could have frozen fire. Next, it was a look that would freeze a cat. Finally, she glared at him with an expression that would have melted a hole in the wall. Then she left.

-"YOU!" she exclaimed. "ME!" he replied.

-"He regained his equilibrium after running into a parking meter while dodging the blast."

-"Why is it that almost everyone who kicks me wears platform shoes?"

I don't remember where I heard these. If you came up with it, please don't hurt me. Simply tell me, and I'll get rid of it. 'Bye!

´¨) (¸.·´ . (¸.·' ¤~Some people on deviantart.com are very, very talented artists.~¤

--_--IMPORTANT: STORY UPDATE STATUS!--_--

June 2009:

Got a few ideas thanks to Evilevergreen. I'm working (slowly) on putting them together. If any of you guys like and/or follow "Curse of the Snake", then just send me ideas!

February 24, 2008:

Hey, guys, I know you're probably sick of excuses (any of you reading this), but I got halfway through the next chapter and got completely stuck. So I sent it to Narroch for ideas, and meanwhile, and gonna start on the Kabuto venom chapter. That's probably what more of us want, anyway, so the chapter order'll be mixed up, but at least then you guys get an update of some kind. Sorry for the long wait, and thanks to my anonymous reviewer, self-dubbed "UPDATE". Thanks for kicking me, I'll try to come up with something worth the wait. :)

February 10, 2008:

Hey, guys. Sorry for the late update. But I'm about halfway done with the next chapter. It should be up in the next few days. It focuses on Manda's daughter. I got two votes for the name Voxana, and one vote for Voxia. So I'll go with that. I know I promised a poison/venom chapter, but I know some people who wanted to contribute to that chapter, so it'll have to be later, after I get in touch with them. I'll bet they're just as busy with school as I am. So the next chapter's about getting those snakes and their attitudes under control. Thanks for being (mostly) patient.

January 1, 2008:

New Year, W00t! Anyway, the next chapter's got more snakes and maybe some poison. I have 4 possible names for Manda's daughter. Please vote for either: Voxandria, Voxia, Vonexa, or Voxana.

November 17, 2007

Good news at last! I'll be updating Curse of the Snake either today or tomorrow. Thank you guys for reviewing and reading. I'm open to suggestion on what should happen in the next chapter. It seems a lot of you liked Manda's daughter, so maybe she'll return. But I need a name for her, first. Please send in ideas. Also, I have my first oneshot, for Justice League, almost done as well. I will be posting both in a matter of hours.

Update: I have now updated Curse of the Snake and posted the new JL oneshot. If you like Justice League, Martian Manhunter, or creepy, sadistic, telepathic bad guys, check it out, I think its worth it. It's my second fic.

August 21, 2007

I'm gonna post what I have so far tomorrow, after I cross-check how Jiraiya and Naruto handled the summoning contract, and make it a two-parter, as soon as I touch it up a bit more. Gotta give these snakes character, right?

August 14, 2007:

Many thanks to my friend, livinglife. We've worked out the last desicions on what will happen in the next chapter. Finally! Thanks for the reviews and favs.

-genjutsu

-I'm still totally open to suggestions, ideas, and comments. They help inspire me, you know. .

April 28, 2007:

My forum friend, "Wing the Swordsman", asked me to do this funny part, in the bridge of chapters 5 and 6. Since I didn't really want humor in the story just yet, I made it separate. So here it is.

Sasuke was not unconscious, he was somewhere in the middle of semisomnus and unconscious. The only thing on his mind was to not feel the pain, to not show his weakness by screaming out from it. He was also tuning out the sound of Kabuto moving around, cleaning up. Bad idea.

Out of nowhere, a hand came up and bitch-slapped him across the face. A new feeling of pain radiated from his cheek as he managed to open his eyes, looking up at Kabuto’s sly smirk.

“How are you feeling, Sasuke-kun?”

Sasuke couldn’t have answered even if he’d wanted to, which he certainly didn’t. He just narrowed his eyes and clenched his teeth, giving off the most hate-filled glare he could manage. Kabuto merely grinned slyly, but immediately got serious and turned as he heard Orochimaru approaching.

“Oh… crap… SHIT!”, thought Sasuke. Orochimaru barging in with Sasuke in his current state would be mortifying for the Uchiha. Not able to do anything else, he rolled his head to the opposite side, going limp in the best impression of being unconscious as he knew how.

The sound of Orochimaru’s quiet, controlled footsteps got louder and stopped roughly near where Kabuto was last.

“Kabuto… What were you doing?”

…Silence…

“…Nothing, Orochimaru-sama.”

…Silence…

SLAP!!

“THIS is how it is done, Kabuto.” Orochimaru said, raising his hand after bitch-slapping Sasuke himself. The Sannin smirked at Sasuke, then turned on his heel, leaving Kabuto to drag Sasuke to his room yet again.

--End Omake scene--

April 21, 2007:

Wing the Swordsman came up with a funny alternative ending clip, where Kabuto bitch-slaps Sasuke awake, and then Orochimaru shows up and does the same. So, since Wing was nice enough to come up with an idea, I'll write it and post it here, in this profile.

April 4. 2007:

Curse of the Snake is FINALLY UPDATED! Yes, I know, it hasn't been a huge wait or anything, but it sorta feels like it. Especially when you compare it to all the discontinued fics out there. Then again, look no further than this own account. I tried asking Ayla to update her stories, but those fics are truly dead. I considered deleting them, but some people have gotten attached. Anyway, enjoy the update! And thank Narroch for doing most of it this time!

April 3, 2007:

Chapter 5 is ALMOST HERE. One more check from Narroch, and it'll be updated. It does involve Kabuto doing a healing surgery. Its slightly bloody, read only if you're sure you can handle it. Coming soon!

March 28, 2007:

'Curse of the Snake' will be updated sometime this week, most likely. Be patient, please, it'll be worth it. 'Cause we'll be getting a better look at Kabuto's twisted personality and his sadistic side. Remember, it's always the quiet ones...

March 22, 2007:

'Curse of the Snake' has just been updated!

If you want to help get faster updates, please PM me ideas, and I'll toss them around with Narroch. I've got a few already, they're quite good. Right now, we're looking for ideas on what kinds of 'training' excercises Orochimaru can come up with. I don't have much, except pressure point training, where Sasuke has to try to hit a pressure point that starts an involentary pain reflex from Orochimaru, like a hit to the neck, or shoulder blade, or something.

I'm sure you guys can come up with better ideas. So please send them in. And keep reviewing, they inspire both of us to keep up the quality. Thanks to all our reviewers, it really makes a difference to us.

Ayla and Sapphire

Have a nice day.

CelloSolo2007