I've been writing fanfic for an embarssingly long time, but I just joined ff. So, be gentle with me while I figure this shit out.

Did I mention I swear a lot?

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Darkest, Direst, Most Bizarre reviews

The nonfiction retellings of every dream I've ever had about The Phantom of the Opera. Beware, these can be quite weird.

Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-08

2. A Tin Man Parody » reviews

Come on, flying tit monkeys!

Tin Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 3-20-08

3. Beautiful Beasts » reviews

In which Erik is much hairier than you remember. Modern Fantasy, abundant with faeries, werewolves, and rock 'n roll. EM, RC.

Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 1-3-08

4. Scarecrow's Key » reviews

Ambrose discovers a mysterious object. Hilarity and small adventures ensue. AmbrosexOC, implied DGxCain.

Complete - Tin Man - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-08

5. Deal with the Devil reviews

A tale of fiction and punishment.Inspired by a past review claiming I must have a death wish. Companion peice to 'Stop'.

Complete - Legend - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 2-1-08

6. Stop reviews

After that incident with the unicorns, Darkness needed a new job...

Complete - Legend - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-08

7. Glitchin' in the Kitchen reviews

A small, humorous scene from a fanfic I've been playing around with in my head and may or may not actually write.

Complete - Tin Man - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-19-08

8. A Labyrinth Parody reviews

Resposted after fixing some problems.

Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-9-08 - Published: 1-9-08

9. Of Parakeets and Nachos reviews

Princess DG muses on foodstuffs, small birds, and Ambrose. Can be veiwed as DGxGlitch, but it wasn't intended that way.

Complete - Tin Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 1-3-08