Funky-Little-Armadillo

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since	: 07-18-05, id: 857938

Author has written 6 stories for Movie X-overs, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

~ I'm the Dreamer ~
I adore Johnny Depp and all his work. He is an amazingly talented actor, as well as an insanely gorgeous one. He is one of the many reasons I have chosen to pursue acting as my career. I must admit that for some reason unbeknowst to me, my subconscious (one of them) has grown increasingly fond of Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands from Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Although highly disturbing, I have chosen to let this personality indulge for a period of time.

"Look out there, it's a fucking coup d'etat!"
"I can't see, fuck-mook. I have no eyes."

"Why? Why would I want that? Why would I want bubble gum?"

"Okay...okay. I'm going to freak right out."

"You're a good rat. I like you!"

"Have you ever seen one of these? Unzips pants, reaches down almost to knee and pulls out gun Have you ever used one? Don't ever because they're very, very bad. But right now I need you to aim it at the bad man who's following us and shoot him in the head."

"You know that witholding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense...especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it and wouldn't think twice about ripping that patch off your eyehole and skull-fucking you to death."

With every single letter
In every single word
There will be a hidden message
About a boy who loves a girl.

~((('> Fear the Armadillos!

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1. Nines » reviews
Where did things start going awry for Agent S.J. Sands? Rated for implied violence, etc.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 8-10-05

2. Depp Overload » reviews
Fun little story of several Depp characters in one house. 1. Sands 'OUaTiM' 2. Ed Wood & J.M. Barrie 'FN' 3. Abberline 'From Hell' & Ichabod 'SH'
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 8-10-05

3. Cantina Contemplations » reviews
Sands and his wacked out, depressed thoughts. Sequel to Green.NEW CHAPTER! Nightmares: Colt dreams about La Dia de los Muertos.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-25-05

4. Green reviews
Sands has a moment of weakness.SandsOC
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-22-05

5. Spur of the Moment reviews
Sands can't stand that spur any more than I can. Sands and El
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-22-05

6. Taking Wing reviews
100 words exactly. Well, before the author's notes. Agent Sands and mysterious partner.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-05

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