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Author has written 17 stories for Last Unicorn, Harry Potter, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Dark Crystal, Pirates of the Caribbean, Quills, Misc. Movies, X-Men: The Movie, Batman, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight. What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger! Hey, I'm Hollie and I'm an 18 year old Geordie girl. AKA Little_Elfie on LJ and IMDB to my Rushie Girls! Hmm, well I'm a Libra and a bit of a nut...I really love Geoffrey Rush, and I want to be an actress. http://www.myspace.com/mafiadoll07 xxx Hobbies and Interests: Reading, acting, films, listening to rock and punk music, playing air guitar in the middle of the street to music only I can hear, theatre, writing, the 18th Century, partying with friends... Fave TV Shows: Frasier, Blackadder the Third, The Simpsons, The Batman and Family Guy. Fave Films: Quills, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pirates of the Caribbean and The Dark Knight. Fave Musicians: David Bowie, Aerosmith, Arctic Monkeys and the Misfits amongst many. Fave Actors: Geoffrey Rush, Vincent Price, Ian McKellen, Heath Ledger and Johnny Depp. Fave Actresses: Helena Bonham Carter, Demi Moore, Juliette Lewis Cate Blanchett and Kate Winslet. Fave Books: Lolita, Cujo, Dracula, The Hunchback of Notre , Wuthering Heights, A Season of Mists and 120 Days of Sodom. Fave Authors: Stephen King, Vladimir Nabakov, HP Lovecraft, Jane Austen and the Marquis de Sade. Ships I Love: 1. Maddy/Marquis (Quills) 2. Frollo/Esmeralda (HoND) 3. Jack/Barbossa (POTC) 4. Magenta/Riff Raff (RHPS) 5. Joker ficcies! - Joker/Harley, Joker/Rachel and Joker/Batman (all forms of Batman) 6. Magento/Rogue (X-Men) 7. Magento/Mystique (X-Men xxx Fave Quotes 'One day, I'll be a famous actress...if booze and sex doesn't kill me first!' - Sally Bowles, Cabaret Barbossa: They be my charts! 'Hollie has David Bowie locked in her attic, y'know.' - Swaddle ruining yet another potential hot date for me. 'So when exactly was colour invented? 1920 or something? Must have been boring living in black and white.' - Beka after watching Pleasant Ville 'Don't be stupid man! It was 1950! Everyone knows that!' - Sam answering Beka's question...duh! 'Hollie...you've got a chin like Count Olaf!' - Tia, my best friend, after we watched A Series of Unfortunate Events. 'I love willies! ' - Vicki...nuff said! 'Everyone loves a slinky!' - Me and Alex dancing at work. 'Frollo is a dinosuar! RAWRRR!' - See above. 'Oooh, I know! Let's go this way!' - Alan whilst out on one of our missions...2 minutes later we were stuck in a swamp. 'Rub the rods!' - My creepy ex physics teacher, Mr Simmons. 'Sir! Sir! Hollie wants to see your ba...SLAP...badge.' - One of Beth's many attempts to get me and my former Chemistry teacher together. 'Hollie! You look like the Joker!' - Beth's crap attempt to insult me (I took it as a compliment xD). 'He's like an Irish action man...drools...I love him.' - Beth perving on McCann 'I'm telling you! Can't take Hollie anywhere!' - Alan (thanks mate) 'Alan! Alan! Breathe - don't die on me! Someone get him a paracetamol!' - A drunken me after an equally sozzled Alan fell off the trampoline. 'ARGH! I'm the Frollo now!' - Rai. '...yeah and YOUR daughter has a puppet for a pet.' - Mam joking with Dad about my Frollo sock puppet. 'That's stupid, how the hell are wheelchairs supposed to get up the stairs?' - Chris after seeing a W.C. sign pointing up the stairs. 'Yes! Yes - stroke the mustache!' - Gribbin in a German accent whilst watching Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 'It was a cross between a laugh and a 'huhurhur I'm Irish' kind of thing.' - Beth describing McCann's laugh 'Well, if you're gonna be a big foetus about it!' - Dick when he's thrown out of the office for smoking (3rd Rock from the Sun) 'Just face it! There is no ice cream in your fucking future!' - Otis (The Devil's Rejects) Simba: 'You're so weird!' Scar: 'You have no idea.' - (The Lion King) Squidward: "I'm not gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don't care!" (Spongebob Squarepants) Squidward: 'Spongebob! Have you cleaned the toilets?' Spongebob: 'Yes sir...I mean ma'am...I mean boss...um, pooba-!" Squidward: 'GO!' (Spongebob Squarepants) Squidward: "Ha! I got ya now - wait 'til Mr Krabs finds out you're a...toilet." (Spongebob Squarepants) 'I confess...I chose a whore's freedom over a wife's obediance.' - Dangerous Beauty 'Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy.' - Fry (Futurama) "All it takes is one rotten day to transform a normal man into a monster! Well, in my case, a rotten day and a chemical bath! - The Joker (The Batman) 'I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught it, you know...I just do things.' - The Joker (The Dark Knight) 'To know virtue we must aquainte ourselves with vice - only then will we know the true measure of man.' - The Marquis de Sade xxx I love writing fanfiction! Unfortunately sometimes it takes my ages to finish something I've started because I have a busy social life and sometimes I simply lose interest in the fic I'm writing or run out of ideas. I promise that I WILL update and finish all of my work eventually so please have patience! | |||||||||
1. Seven Sins and Seven Virtues » reviewsNolanverse A series of Joker/Batman drabbles. Slash, implied Harley/Joker and others.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 12-8-08 - Joker & Bruce W./Batman2. Playing the Game » reviewsShe thought she had left him to rot in Arkham, along with all of her other problems...but the Joker never forgets a promise. He's in the neighbourhood and he wants to finish the game they started in the asylum...OC.Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,227 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 9-16-083. Ten Little Things » reviewsTwo mutants, two lists, lots of fluff! ROGNETO.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-20-08 - Magneto & Rogue - Complete4. Choosing A Side » reviewsJulia Clare is a pirate, forced under the threat of the gallows to become an East India Agent. When she meets Hector Barbossa during a raid on Singapore, the pair immediately loathe each other...but will the threat of war change this? AWE. To be continuedPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 1-1-08 - Hector B. & Jack S.5. A Short Drop and a Sudden Stop reviewsWhat if Elizabeth had been caught in Beckett's chambers? What if Will's quest to retrieve Jack's compass had failed? DMC, AU, Oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-12-08 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete6. Masquerade » reviewsElizabeth has always denied her own desires for the good of her country...but for just one night, she is going to take what she wants...Francis Walsingham. Based on the 1998 film, Elizabeth. COMPLETE FOR THE MOMENT!Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 12-28-07 - Complete7. Curiosity » reviewsYou won't be able to resist, Jack grinned into his former First Mate's stunned face...three Sparbossa oneshots. Slash, spoilers for all three movies, language, violence sex etc...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-19-07 - Published: 12-4-07 - Hector B. & Jack S. - Complete8. Always reviewsTell me one last story, she begged at his door. This is neither the time nor the place, he replied sadly. And she wondered...when would it be? When would they be free? MarquisMadeleine, AU.Quills - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-4-07 - Complete9. Fool reviewsBarbossa takes advantage of the fact that, sometimes, Jack is a gullible fool. Oneshot set during AWE. Slash...if you don't like, don't read!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-31-07 - Jack S. & Hector B. - Complete10. Demons and Angels reviewsDesperate to hear another story, Madeleine visits the Marquis one winter night...and gets more than she bargained for. Oneshot.Quills - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete11. Of Apples and Attraction reviewsLittle, smutty BarbossaBeth oneshot. The morning after a drunken romp...surprise, confrontation, lust and...fruit?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-7-07 - Elizabeth S. & Hector B. - Complete12. Captain Brightside reviewsBarbossabeth oneshot. He wants her to look at him...like she looks at Jack. Implied Sparrabeth and Willabeth.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-29-07 - Hector B. & Elizabeth S. - Complete13. The Desecration of Kira reviewsWhat if the quest had failed? Oneshot.Dark Crystal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-10-07 - Complete14. And The Smoke Gets In Your Eyes reviewsA random poem, for the musicalmovie Cabaret.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-07 - Complete15. Kisses For Candy reviewsREVISED! Based on the 1971 film, with hints of Nabakov's Lolita. Willy Wonka and Veruca Salt play a game. CAUTION! Minor in sexual situations - you have been warned! Oneshot.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-5-07 - Complete16. What If God Was One Of Us? reviewsMaybe he is. Ginny/Voldemort.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-23-07 - Voldemort & Ginny W. - Complete17. Where Have You Been? reviewsPost TLU. Molly Grue quietly reflects upon her secret love for Schmendrick...but does the wizard feel the same way? Movieverse.Last Unicorn - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-31-06 - Complete
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