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About me: I consider myself an optimistic realist. I am easily entertained, but I hate stupid-funny movies. Sarcasm is my constant companion. I love words. I love musicals. I enjoy reading, writing, and watching television, all in mind-numbing proportions. I talk to myself. Also to inanimate objects, such as the television, my computer, the radio, etc. No, I don't believe they can hear me. I tend to 'ship whatever I find has the most chemistry, whether that couple is supported by 99 percent of the fanbase, or...well, me.
I highly recommend visiting The Graveyard Shift if you're a Gil/Cath fan.
Ships that are love
Italics mean that I feel very strongly about pairing.
CSI- Gil/Catherine, Sara/Nick (my preference), Sara/Greg, Sara/Warrick, Gil/Lady Heather (You'd have to be blind not to notice their chemistry, even though I'm a Gil/Cath fan for life.)
House- House/Cuddy, Chase/Cameron
Bones- Booth/Brennan, Hodgins/Angela
Gilmore Girls- Lorelai/Luke, Rory/Jess, Lane/Dave
Heroes- Peter/Claire
Friends- Rachel/Ross, Chandler/Monica, Phoebe/Mike, Joey/...who cares? I just love Joey! ;-)
Dawson's Creek- Pacey/Joey
CSI: NY- Mac/Stella, Danny/Lindsay
X-Files- Mulder/Scully (Say it with me...DUH!)
The Office- Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Dwight/Angela
Beverly Hills 90210- Dylan/Kelly, David/Donna
30 Rock- Jack/Liz
My Boys - PJ/Brendan
The O.C.- Seth/Summer
One Tree Hill- Brooke/Lucas
Gossip Girl: Chuck/Blair, Nate/Serena, Rufus/Lily
The Best Years- Trent/Samantha
Instant Star - Jude/Tommy
Criminal Minds- Morgan/Garcia, Reid/JJ
That 70's Show- Jackie/Hyde, Eric/Donna
Numb3rs- Don/Amita, Charlie/Amita, Larry/Megan
Grounded for Life- Lily/Brad
CSI: Miami- Horatio/Calleigh, Eric/Natalia
Guiding Light- Jonathan/Tammy, Reva/Josh
Pirates of the Caribbean- Captain Jack/Elizabeth
Red Eye- Lisa/Jackson
Phantom of the Opera- Erik/Christine
Jane Kelly Series- Jane/Dwayne
Stephanie Plum Series- Stephanie/Ranger (And just to clarify, I am not a Morelli hater. He's great...just not as great as Ranger.)
+Ships that make me want to throw large objects at my television/computer and scream "Why, God, WHY?!"+
Peter/Simone (Heroes), Mac/Peyton (CSI: NY), Catherine/Warrick (CSI), Lorelai/Christopher (Gilmore Girls), Lorelai/Jason (Gilmore Girls) Rory/Dean after he becomes a possessive jerk (Gilmore Girls), Rory/Logan (Gilmore Girls), Fez/Jackie (That 70's Show), Pacey/Andie (Dawson's Creek), Joey/Dawson any time after the second season (Dawson's Creek), House/Cameron (House, M.D.), Grissom/Sara (CSI)
Favorite Quotes
"To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming." Eighteenth century English proverb
"It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy." My Best Friend's Wedding
"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."
"An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he -- for some reason -- thinks it would be a good idea to give them."
"The tireder you are, the less impressed you are. With anything."
-Andy Warhol
"Sometimes, people are a big surprise...Sometimes the surprise turns out to be good. And sometimes the surprise turns out to be bad. And sometimes the surprise is just friggin' confusing." -Twelve Sharp, by Janet Evanovich
From Numb3rs
Allan: I'm going to tell you the same thing I've told all the geniuses I know.
Larry: What's that?
Allan: Don't be an idiot.
From House
House: Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me 'Greg.' I'm one of three doctors staffing the clinic this morning. This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem...but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. (By the way, House's face here? Absolutely priceless!) So, who wants me?
House: I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous.
From The X-Files
Mulder: I never lie. I willfully engage in a campaign of misinformation.
Scully: I'm not going to ask if you just said what I think you just said because I know it's what you just said.
From Bones
Booth: Bones, it’s after midnight! Hm? Christmas Eve Day, both an eve and a day. (His voice becomes reverent) It’s a Christmas miracle.
Bones: Still enjoying your medication, I see.
From Dawson's Creek
Pacey: But a beautiful woman did just offer to have sex with me, no strings attached.
Joey: You're so cute when you're delusional.
From CSI
Nick: Hey, Greg.
Greg: (looking through the microscope) Shh! I might be looking at the mother of my children here.
Nick: Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.
Greg: No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just... BAM! Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent, and she smells so good...
Nick: Cute toes?
Greg: Oh, ideal! And none are longer than the big toe.
Nick: Mmm.
Greg: Both feet. But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside.
Nick: Oh, what's in her heart?
Greg: No... her DNA. And let me tell you, this girl has got some fine epithelials!
Nick: (laughing) Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it!
Greg: No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic.
Nick: But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee, letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.
Greg: Ah, that's boring.
From Gilmore Girls
Lorelai: I'm going to make out in the coat room. Don't eat my chicken.
Rory: That's going on your tombstone.
Rory: And don't be fooled by the Oprah seal on the cover; it really is good!
Paris: Sick people freak me out.
Rory: Paris, you're pre-med!
Paris: I’m really tired of having that constantly thrown in my face.
From Friends
Joey: (Talking about Ralph Lauren) I hate his underwear. One time I bought a pair marked XS, and let me tell you, there's no room for excess anything in there!"
Thanks for reading (and reading...and reading)!
~ibreak4CSI
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