((Warning: This authoress is a little hyper atm. Large doses of :D ensue.))

Hey guys! My toe hurts.

Lmao, it sure has been awhile since I edited this. :D

Random bit of Information: Sometimes...I think I'm scizophrenic. I talk to an "other me" sometimes. (which really means about 99.2457543 of the time.) GO SCIZOPHRENIC PEOPLE! -insert smiley face here- I probably am scizo. Wouldn't be suprising. :D D: :D D:

Favourite Anime(This needs revamping! :D!)

1. Code Geass :D :D :D
2. Soz... I'm not sure what to put here... Can I put a game? Yeah. Star Ocean 3.
3. Vampire Knight
4. GodChild/Cain Saga (GOD I wish.) Black Cat.

Any other anime/manga I like: Kenshin, InuYasha, Love Hina, Kanpai!, King of Bandits Jing, .Hack, YuYu Hakusho (Hiei kix @), Get Backers, Yugioh (yes im still a die-hard fan...), Full Moon wo Sagashite, Tsubasa chronicles, I My Me! Strawberry Eggs, Studio Ghibli productions, Samurai Champloo, Comedy, Trigun, R.O.D., Deathnote, DNAngel, Fruits Basket, Our Kingdom, Rin!, Yellow, Only The Ring Finger Knows, Sweet Revolution, and Time Lag. Note that the ones starting from Our Kingdom are yaoi, meaning boy x boy.

Yaoi Pairings: (All of them! :D! The most prominent ones are first, though.)

Alfay (AlbelFayt) (Star Ocean 3: Till the End of Time)
LelouchSuzaku (Code Geass)
Denhyou (VolknerRoark) (Pokemon DP Series) My current main fangirl pairing.
HikaKao (HikaruKaoru) (Isn't it obvious...?)
ShikiTakuma (Vampire Knight)
CainRiff (GodChild/Cain Saga) (OHGODYES :D :D)
SvenTrain (Black Cat)
LaviYuu (D. Gray-Man)
YuuAllen (D. Gray-Man) I hope KuroMizuKitsune never reads this. _;;
CouRowen (Elemental Gelade)
YukiShuichi (Gravitation! Duh!)

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"

Favourite Bands: LOL Too many to count. Evanescence, Green Day, Gorillaz, Do As Infinity, Gackt, BoA, Naoki(Lots of DDR songs...), and anything that does Disney music.

Things that make me mad:

Flamers who target the writer and their hard(or not so)work
Mary Sues
My Dad... yup...
My neighbours (their last name perfectly suits them-- Bratrude!)
Animal Abusers
Homophobes
People who say "Stop What you are doing. You Suck at it."
People who give up

Fanfictions Hoooookay, here we go...

2.(I'm off to a bad start already...) Thanks, Eiri
Status: In-Progress
Chapters: 1
Progress: Yeah, yeah. I know. There's supposed to be a second chapter. Nerg.

(The real)2. Only One
Status: Complete
Chapters: 1
Progress: Complete

3. The Remnant
Status: In - Progress
Chapters: 1(But really has more up. I just can't remember how many.)
Progress: Well...erhm...I plan on editing it a little, fixing it up here and there. I got some ConCrit that I plan on taking to heart. Sorry I never replied!

4. Innocence
Status: Complete
Chapters: 1
Progress: Complete

5. Sunshine
Status: Currently writing up more.
Chapters: 3 and an AN
Progress: Incomplete

6. You're still Here
Status: Complete
Chapters: 1
Progress: Complete

7. Doppelganger
Status: Complete
Chapters: 1
Progress: Complete

8. Summer Kiss
Status: Complete
Chapters: 1
Progress: Complete

9. Welcome to my Life
Status: Currently in revamp
Chapters: 6?
Progress: Well, people seemed to like it the way it was before. I guess I should keep it that way, ne? But It still needs revamping because I really had no motive for the way Suguru and Hiro were acting.

10. An Angel's Tears
Status: Erhm...
Chapters: 1
Progress: I'll get to it some time...-bows in apology-

Soon-to-be Stories

1. Unnamed
Series: Gravitation
Genre: Angst

2. Also Unnamed
Series: Ski Free (YEA THAT'S RIGHT =B)
Genre: General

3. The Princess Chronicles - Alice In Wonderland
Series: Ouran Host Club
Genre?

Random Stuff

A REALLY wierd joke: Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

LMFAO!

You know you live in 2006 when... (duuuh, I suppose I should change that to 2007 2008, ne?)
1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3) the real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name
4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the power button on the tv.
6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list &keep nodding and smiling
8) and...you were to busy to notice number 5.
9) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5
10) &now you're laughing at your stupidity

Another Joke:
Hello, and welcome to the Psychological Hotline.
If you are obsessive- compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co- dependant, please ask someone to press number 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line. We will trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7. Your call will be transferred to the mothership.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. ;)
If you have amnesia, press 8. State your name, address, phone, date of birth, SIN number, and mother's maiden name.
If you have short- term memory loss, press 9. If you have short- term memory loss, press 9. If you have short- term memory loss, press 9. If you have short- term memory loss, press 9.
If you are blonde, don't press anything. You will just mess it up.

Quotes

Goku: You bastard! How could you! YOU ATE ALL THE COOKIES! -proceeds to beat the tar out of said bastard- -Goku, Saiyuki

Gojyo: What find of faggot fights with a fan anyway?
Sanzo:The kind that can kick your ass!-Gojyo, Sanzo, Saiyuki

Kratos: Feel the pain -stab- of those "inferior beings" -stab- as you burn in Hell! -Kratos, Tales of Symphonia

Shuichi: Nothatsyukisthatsyukisseatyoucantbeinyukisseatyukisseatisforyuki!
Tatsuha:Noitsmyseatallminemineminemineallmineformetosharealovelygazewithmrsakuma!
Shuichi: Dontliethatseatisforyukiandyourenotyuki! -Shuichi, Tatsuha, Gravitation OVA

Me: Evil Anteaters with glue on their chins are going to take over the all the world's filing cabinets and paint them purple!" -In response to Erin

Erin: Evil chickens are going to take over Wall-Mart" -My friend

Chris: God, last night I got a pop rock in my eye. It hurt like hell, but I had an eyegasm. -My other friend.

Danielle: Lol. Nice. -My OTHER friend, you might know her better as KuroMizuKitsune.

Gojyo: Goddammit this one's hot. Goku, get me another beer.
Goku: Get your own beer, asswipe!
-silence-
Gojyo: Listen you little monkey, you're gonna get me another beer whether you like it or not!
Hakkai: -listens to fight in background- Ahhh, peaceful, ne?
Sanzo: It's grating on my nerves.
Hakkai: -smiles-
Sanzo: Your little love affair is getting out of hand! Get a room!
-silence-
Hakkai: Nice one, Sanzo.
Sanzo: I thought so, thanks. -Saiyuki

Kyouya: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, THEN CLONE YOU, THEN KILL ALL YOUR CLONES AND CLONE YOUR CLONES AND KILL YOUR CLONES AGAIN!! -Ouran High Host Club Fanfic, "Brotherly Love"

Shuichi: Mmmm…it’s like a foodgasm!- Gravitation FanFic, "Oh, Fluffernutter!"

BlackWingedAngel-Lucifer: I hate all discriminators of any kind which is ironic that I discriminate against discriminators cuz it makes mi a discriminator o.O Did that make sense? -Yay! One of my favourite people on this site. 3 Try saying that ten times fast.

A funny meme that I did once

Character meme: List 12 of your favorite characters without reading the questions first and then answer the questions heart

01. Hikaru Hitachiin
02. Kaoru Hitachiin
03. Shuichi Shindou
04. Hisoka Kurosaki
05. Kyouya Ohtori
06. L
07. Ritsuka Ayoyagi
08. Soubi
09. Eiri Yuki
10. Tamaki Suoh
11. Tsuzuki Asato
12. Coud Van Guiret

1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (L) or 11 (Tsuzuki)? What subjects would they teach?
L, he'd teach in a law enforcement institute.

2) Do you think 2 (Kaoru) is hot? How hot?
No, not hot. Cute. -heart-

3) 12 (Cou) sends 8 (Soubi) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
I have no idea what it is, but it would never work. Only because Soubi only listens to Ritsuka, or Seimei.

4) What is or would be 9's (Yuki) favorite book?
The one Shuichi will give him on one of their anniversaries. Written by the pink baka, of course. -grin-

5) Would it make more sense for 2 (Kaoru) to swear fealty to 6 (L), or the other way around?
L would make poor little Kao-kun bow to him. Or that's what I think. -sob-

6) For some reason, 5 (Kyouya) is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share an apartment with 9 (Yuki) or with 10 (Tamaki)?
Oh gawrsh, don't get me started on KyouyaTamaki goodness. Besides, Yuki barely let Shuichi in, how would he survive with Kyouya?

7) 2 (Kaoru), 7 (Ritsuka) and 12 (Cou) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Ritsuka wants to go somewhere to "make memories" with Soubi -wink- so he's out. Kaoru would want to go with Hikaru, so he's out too. Cou just wants to take Ren to Edel Garden. Maybe there's a restaurant there?

8) 3 (Shuichi) challenges 10 (Tamaki) to a duel. What happens?
Utter chaos. Shuichi will summon Violet Eyes Pink Hurricane and Tamaki would summon Haruhi Guardian, and...

9) If 1 (Hikaru) stole 8's (Soubi) most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Soubi would kill Hikaru to get poor Ritsuka back T.T

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Ritsuka) and 12 (Cou) both attain what they most desire.
'Suka wants Soubi -wink- and Cou wants Rowan. -wink wink- So something along the lines of -insert random yaoi crossover title here-

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Hisoka) and 1 (Hikaru) to work together?
That wouldn't happen. They contradict eachother in every way, shape, and form. XD

12) If 7 (Ritsuka) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I'd love him! He'd try to get away from me acting all fangirl on him.

13) If you could command 3 (Shuichi) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Go see Yuki and make the hottest lemon fic ever to grace the internet.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Tsuzuki)?
You bet.

15) If 2 (Kaoru) had to choose sides between 4 (Hisoka) and 5 (Kyouya), which would it be?
He'd choose Hikaru.

16) What might 10 (Tamaki) shout while charging into battle?
"HARUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Soubi), which song would you choose?
"Thriller" by Michael Jackson. omfg. Or, any other MJ song there is. Face it, Soubi is the Michael Jackson of anime. =O

18) 1 (Hikaru), 6 (L), and 12 (Cou) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Hikaru and Cou would stare at each other stupidly while L would go on ot eat the pancake.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Kaoru) to use on 10 (Tamaki)?
"I have pictures of Haruhi. You know you want them." -striptease-

20) What would 5 (Kyouya) most likely be arrested for?
Why the hell would he get arrested if his company owns the mafia?

21) What is 6's (L) secret?
'My real name is Michael Jackson. I just made up the L part to mess everybody up.'

22) If 11 (Tsuzuki) and 9 (Yuki) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Tsuzuki would. He'd just teleport.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Ritsuka) or 8 (Soubi)?
Both, because everyone would stop to watch them Yaoi and I'd make my escape, after snapping a few shots. -grin-

24) 1 (Hikaru) and 9 (Yuki) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 (Hisoka)'s sinister secret organization. 11 (Tsuzuki) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Tsuzuki) is actually a spy for 4 (Hisoka). Meanwhile, 4 (Hisoka) has kidnapped 12 (Cou) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Kyouya), they seek out 3 (Shuichi), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Oh my God. No really, "Oh my God." Shuichi gives them a kumagorou. XD I'd get Kage to read it. Maybe KuroMizuKitsune. I'd write it, of course ;)

A song I made up!

I've got a lovely bunch of chibi-ukes.
There they are-a-standing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
Give them a seme (look! They're a team!)
And off they go to bed.

Yes, yes. I realize that seme is not pronounced (seam) but more like Seimei, Ritsuka's older brother from Loveless.
Ans yes, yes. I realize that uke is not pronounced (ooke) but more like oo-kay. That was how I used to pronounce the terms and, well, ya gotta admit, it fits. w