Basic info. (making it easier for some to know ne)

Name: Kohryu Uniscado.

My real name, Christopher, but Chris for short and easier typage ne.

Age: 24. Dunno if i should list birthdate...oh well, December 19 (had to update this damn age thing of mine...bah 2/8/13)

Gender: Male.

Race: Natural born american citizen, But no natural american blood in me. Only the mixture of Colombian and Portuguese. And im proud of it.

dunno if i should put anything else, think thats enough to sate anyone's interest...which is very little no doubt...so i'll leave it as that.

Anything else you want to know, message me through the fanfic PMs. I aint afraid to answer anything personal.

I write, but stuff that wont fit into this site, though i did write one thing and uploaded it, you can find that easily right below.

I mostly roam that fanfiction site, reading whatever i find, and leaving comments. And i mostly leave reviews almost always after i read something.

I LOVE TO READ, so when a story doesnt update for more than a month i get a little ticked, but find some other stuff to sate my hunger.

Though most of the stuff i like to read is Romance stuff, with humer mixed, and is the absolute most favorite type of stuff to read. Though im a guy to admit this, to hell with any who object and make fun of me...I'll simply kill you later...

If you feel like talking to me, others say im good to converse with and if i can, i could help with advice. My friends and cousin told me im good at giving advice most the times.

So my aim name WGverka

(But my main contact would be my email WGverka@aol.com, i check that practically four times a day due to so many updates in chapters and fics i read ne. mwa hahahahahah)

Quotes from random people-

"An pwnage a day keeps the n00blets away." - ABXY (deviantart.com)

"eating brains is not Canabalism, its another way to get straight A's in tests and quizzess"- Narutofan1075 (deviantart.com once again)

"Flame alchemy rules!! I have tried it. But i learned not to play with fire. I guess those matches were not a good idea ouch! How was i supossed to know gloves burn that quick."- flamecolonel (deviantart.com again)

"Hannah: . . .okay,I dont know why you're here.
AzureKite: -stares-
Hannah:S Why you staring?
AzureKite: . . . .-holds up muffin-
Hannah: o3o -jumps up and down-
AzureKite: -stabs in stomach-"- jadeiswolf34 (deviantart.com)

"points to Lake Erie LOOK!! CANADA_
"So, you can go to IHOP with your i-Phone and get i-pancakes."- ArtisticMoose (deviantart.com)

"Can't wait 'till you're dead? Get in line."- xRyu-kunx (deviantart.com)

“Oi!” Renji called them from the end of the aisle. Byakuya and Kaien were in tow, all three of them carrying a load of random merchandise. “We can’t find the cheese toes anywhere.” Renji said when they got closer.

“What the hell are cheese toes?” Ichigo complained, still poking at the Chappy between his eyes.

“Cheese toes are the only human cuisine I am familiar with.” Byakuya explained. “Renji brought some spicy toes in a small plastic bag to Soul Society previously. They were messy, but rather enjoyable for something so crude.”

“I thought they were too hot.” Renji whined slightly.

Rukia frowned at them both. “Cheese toes?” She was almost embarrassed she didn’t know what they were, but humans did have a large diversity of food available.

“Who’s toes are they?” Kaien asked.

“I don’t know.” Renji mused. “But I think they have toasted toes too. I’ve heard of toasty toes.”

“I saw some dory toes in a bag a few aisles down.” Kaien offered.

“What’s a dory?” Byakuya asked.

Kaien shrugged. “Some human thing right? Probably like a monkey or something.”

Renji grimaced. “I don’t think Zabimaru would let me eat something made of monkey.”

“What if it was only the toes?” Byakuya suggested.

“What happens to the rest of the body?” Kaien asked confused.

“Damn it! They’re not toes!” Ichigo yelled finally. “And they’re not made of monkeys. They’re chips. Baked slices of potatoes with added fat for flavor. And it’s Cheetos, not cheese toes. Tostitos, not toasty toes. Doritos, not dory toes! They’re brand names. How the hell are you guys ranked officers?!”

“My memory’s been erased, so I have an excuse.” Kaien said lamely. from this - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3754124/24/ - Fun to read for any IchigoxRukia fans out there ne.

You are an otaku if:

1. You read fanfiction and laugh out loud.

2. You write fanfiction.

3. You know all the fanfiction terms ex. lemon, lime, flames, etc.

4. You love romances and don't care what others say.

5. You watch a movie/ read a book and then automatically think of all the different pairings.

6. You own merchandise of your favorite character. (they don't sell anything here!)

7. You own a deviantart account.

8. You browse through deviantart.com and google pictures for the sole purpose of finding fanart.

9. Your computer screen background, screen saver, and and mobile screen background are all pictures of your favorite anime character. (don't use screensaver if I don't want my games to crash)

10. You occasionally wonder why anime girls aren't real. (MAKAAAA!/LENALEEE!/IMARIII!/SAYAAAA!/SUBARU!)

11. You start learning japanese.

12. You are often called childish for your love of anime, movies, and cartoons.

13. When people call anime 'cartoons', you are outraged.

14. You wish you could cosplay.

15. You cosplay.

16. You are overjoyed when people say you look 'anime-ish'.

17. You know who 'L', Naruto, and Inuyasha are.

18. You hate anime dubbed into english. (better to be in english than in portuguese. man! the character's voices are so off here!)

19. You know more about the japanese culture than your own.

20. You occasionally glomp people. (too shy)

21. You get excited when you see someone who resembles an anime character.

22. You get excited when you see a japanese person.

23. You get excited when you see anime merchandise at an affordable price.

24. You tend to get excited a lot.

25. You wish you could visit Japan.

25/25 The ultimate Otaku!!!

couldnt help but neeeeeded to put this up. had to, just had to.

This...yeah...--\/

Girls dont realize these things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'