| CSIMel |
Author has written 31 stories for CSI: Miami, NCIS, Napoleon Dynamite, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Gilmore Girls, X-Men: The Movie, Jericho, and Heroes. Mel. (As in Amelia, just in case you were interested) 18. Australian. I’m currently at uni, studying psychology. One day I hope to get into forensic psychology. Blame my crime show obsession. I love the CSI franchise; Miami, New York and Vegas, in that order. I have CSI Miami books, the first two seasons of Miami on DVD and the second season of New York on DVD. I never used to like New York, but when Lindsay was introduced, it grew on me. I love Horatio – I have a picture beside my bed. I loved Greg before he became a CSI, and Speed after he died. I can get very attached to TV characters. I cried when Speed died. I cried when Kate (NCIS) died. I watch too much TV for my busy schedule. I watch too many movies. I work at a video store. I hate movie snobs. Most reviewers have no idea what they're talking about. Empire Records is the most underappreciated movie ever. Jericho is perhaps the most underappreciated show ever. I am career stalking Sprague Grayden XD The Sopranos is the slickest, The West Wing the smartest, Heroes the coolest and Gilmore Girls the silliest. I love Scrubs, That 70's Show and Family Guy. I want to marry the Chaser guys. And Rob Lowe. Cold Case always makes me cry. Always. I love The Office. It's the only show on TV to date, which I love all the characters. Jim Halpert is the perfect man. I will watch anything so long as there’s a character I can drool over. Except if the show is really, really dumb. I don’t watch reality TV. Except for the Amazing Race. There is always an exception. Big Brother ruined channel 10. I love comics, not sci-fi, but cartoon ones. Like Peanuts and Calvin and Hobbes. I love trilogies. LOTR, Matrix, Austin Powers. Everything happens in threes. My friends think I’m crazy, but they love mIe anyways. I love Hilary Duff. I’m probably keeping her in business. I’m scared of boats, but went on a cruise for schoolies. I’m still scared of boats. I don’t like the outdoors. I’ll only watch half a movie, unless it’s incredibly good or incredibly bad. I have a short attention span. I have a gazillion dvds, and even more cds. I have so many shows on dvd, its not funny. Well, maybe a little funny. I’d rather buy a book than shoes. Unless they’re thongs (flip-flops) or chucks. I don’t like socks. I love earrings that are objects. My favourite pair at the moment are rainbow ponies. I’m a little girl at heart. I love unicorns and rainbows. My next job will NOT include people. I read crime novels and the classics. I listen to alternative punk and contemporary folk. I have no patience for ignorant people. If someone made a movie with Topher Grace, Chad Michael Murray, Adam Brody and Milo Ventimiglia, I would watch it. I don’t care if it was the crappiest movie of all time, I would see it over and over again. The best movies were made in the 80’s. John Hughes is a genius. I can’t resist ice-cream. Coke in glass bottles taste better than in plastic bottles. Try it, it does. I can read palms. Napoleon Dynamite is the best fictional character ever created. Board games are more fun when you’re drunk. Same goes for karaoke. I played the clarinet for seven years. I will probably never play it again. I actually went to Band Camp. I like taking part in surveys. I like finding money in my room. Bubble wrap is awesome. I love high fives. | |||||||||||
1. Chasing A Rainbow reviewsHe simply squeezed her hand and winked. “Let’s go.” [Tate fluff]NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-24-07 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete2. How To Save A Life reviewsEverything happens in threes. Not all stories can have a happy ending. Tate.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-5-07 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete3. Dream Splatter » reviewsNCIS & Napoleon Dynamite Crossover. Napoleon Dynamite, at 'The Holy Nacho' with a 12 gauge. Add Gibbs and the NCIS crew and you've got trouble. Confused? Gosh! [Tateish undertones]NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 12-4-064. The Pinball Machine reviewsIt had a certain charm, the old pinball machine. With a ‘Charlie’s Angels’ theme and cheery music, it was more than just an arcade game. It was about what it represented. Implied Tate.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-28-07 - Tony D. & Kate T. - Complete5. Sweetest Downfall reviewsThey would fall asleep, her head on his chest, hands clasped. They wished they loved one another like that. [StanleyHeather]Jericho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-07 - Complete6. The Mixtape reviewsShe thought it would be a chance to break the ice. It wasn't.Jericho - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-13-07 - Complete7. So Right reviewsWho knew someone so indestructible could be so fragile? [Clach friendship]Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete8. Board Games » reviews“‘A game of zany action on a crazy contraption’,” McGee read the box “sounds interesting.” [Tate][Part Two in the Board Games Series]NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 4-11-07 - Kate T. & Tony D.9. NCIS The Musical » reviewsNCIS with singing and dancing! What more do i have to say?NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 9-11-0510. A Christmas Carol » reviewsBased on the classic Christmas story by Charles Dickens. House is Scrooge, you get the picture. Oh, can't you feel the holiday spirit! No? Oh, Humbug! [Finally finished]House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,532 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 1-1-07 - Published: 12-7-05 - G. House - Complete11. Giving Up reviewsShe was the Velma to Emily’s Daphne. And Jake was so obviously Fred. [Heather POV Oneshot]Jericho - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete12. The Price of Living reviewsHe was killed for a bag of chips, and the frightening truth was that people would kill for a lot less. Oneshot.Jericho - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-4-06 - Complete13. Waiting Room reviewsA conversation between Heather and Jake in the clinic waiting room. Of hero's, elections and pool. Oneshot drabble.Jericho - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-10-06 - Complete14. Running Together » reviewsOut of all the wannabe hero's, you were the one that had to rescue me. Set 10 years after X3, Kitty and Pyro have an unexpected meeting. Kyro.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 10-3-06 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete15. Love, Tony reviewsIt's Kate's birtday and she's in for a treat! So are you! Tateish undertones. Oneshot. Hilarity ensured or your review back!NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-3-06 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete16. Little Girl reviewsShe saw herself in the little girl and that scared Calleigh more than anything. One shot.CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-3-06 - Complete17. A Twist Of Fate » reviewsTwilight happened. We don't like it, but neither do the powers that be. What happens when Good and Evil come to our aid, and bring back to life our beloved Kate? Takes place during season 3. Marvel at the reactions of the NCIS crew and giggle at the TATE!NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 11-15-05 - Kate T.18. Figure Eight reviewsShe took a few tentative steps onto the ice. He took a few tentative steps into her heart. TATE ONESHOTNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-11-06 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete19. I Smiled reviewsWhen the woman you love is dead and your job isn’t as fulfilling as it used to be, you really don’t have any reason to smile. POSTTWILIGHT ONESHOTNCIS - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-10-06 - Tony D. - Complete20. The Writing's On The Wall reviewsJust because it's written on the wall, it doesn't mean it's true. Or is it? TATE ONESHOTNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-6-06 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete21. A Week Without Coffee and Luke » reviewsAs the result of a bet with Luke, Lorelai goes without coffee for a week, resulting in her 'relatively' normal life transforming into a one of fullblown, coffee deprived insanity.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 4-12-06 - Lorelai G.22. The Quiz Told Me To reviewsTATE one shot. Tony receives an important email that helps him sort out how he feels about Kate. Packed full of fluffy goodness fit for your consumption. Did I mention it was a TATE?NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 6-28-06 - Tony D. & Kate T. - Complete23. One Step Forward, Two Steps Back reviewsIt was the game they had played for months now. Always the same rules, always the same outcome. Oneshot.CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-21-06 - Complete24. Caitlin Todd's High School Reunion » reviewsKate's 10 year high school reunion. A trip down memory lane and the reunion from hell. Welcome to Kate's nightmare. Twilight, what Twilight? TATE!NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 250 - Updated: 1-16-06 - Published: 9-28-05 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete25. Beautiful Disaster reviewsTakes place 45 minutes into SWAK. Kate addresses how she really feels, about Tony and about life. SongficOneshot TATENCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-14-05 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete26. We Hate Harry Club reviewsHarry finds out he has a Hate Club, and isn't he surprised! Not to read by people without a sense of humour. Especially if you love Harry.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-8-05 - Harry P. & Albus D. - Complete27. The Death of A Saleman » reviewsCSI Miami meets Napoleon Dynamite. Total comedy, not to be taken seriously by anyone. A six parter, flippin' complete. Please Review or i will never write again. Dramatic Sigh. Gosh! Idiot!Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-1-05 - Published: 8-28-05 - Complete28. Take It Off reviewsTate Oneshot Kate has a dark side, and Tony will go to all lengths to uncover it! Based on a song by the Donnas.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-17-05 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete29. Bloody Valentine » reviewsCalleigh Eric CSI Miami with all the drama and a touch of romance just as it should be! Valentines Day with a double murder. COMPLETE! Please Review!CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 9-15-05 - Published: 8-17-05 - Complete30. Drive You Home reviewsEric and Calleigh. Set after Speed's death, how two people find each other after a tragedy. Short one timer. Read, enjoy and most importantly, review.CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-2-05 - Complete31. Breaking Concentration reviewsTATE, total fluff. Just a little piece to keep all those TATE fans happy. My first NCIS fic, so please be nice. I desperatly need your feedback. Please review, i'm begging you! Please!NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 8-23-05 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete