Just as a warning right now, I primarily write LoZ in OoT.

Don't fret though, noobies. This old timer will eventually jump ship to Twilight Princess. First, I need to pick the meat from the bones of OoT though. ;D

~Talking to Myself~

Ahem!

Jonny is back. For real. Fo' rizzle. No, seriously. I'm starting to write again. Tell your friends.

Story Statuses;

Rebirth of a Shadow; WORKING MY ASS OFF TO FINISH.

The Nex Stone: One of my favorite stories. Will get on this once I finish Rebirth of a Shadow and get Dance of Darkness up to speed. So, third on my priorities list.

Dance of Darkness; Second on the list of work, to fix up the early chapters and then to finish it. Will be updated once Rebirth of a Shadow is finished, and will be updated alongside The Nex Stone, if I don't get lazy.

Grim Repercussions; Hiatus'd. Going to restart after I finish Dance of Darkness, with Nocturne's Light alongside it.

Solemn Story; Hiatus'd. Eh, I dont know when I'll start this one back up. Chances are very low I'll return to it, while I'm on my fanfiction rampage. I may be potentially deleting it. I'll decide later.

Nocturne's Light; I really like this story. I need to fix up the early chapters, as it was like, my second or third work on this site, and majorly shittastic. I brought it back to life when I tied the main character into Dance of Darkness. I'll probably work on the earlier chapters after I finish Dance of Darkness, because the story to it is great. Just not well executed.

Light's Requiem; Hiatus'd. Probably will be getting deleted.

Coming soon;

More OoT stories (maybe a Twilight Princess one), and these stories in particular:

The Bad Seed: In an alternate universe, the members of virtually every Legend of Zelda game are thrown into Hyrule High School, where peace is kept by everyone's favorite hero, Link. All hell breaks loose when his younger twin brother finally gets out of juvenile prison and all the villains unite under his banner to try and ruin everyone's life while taking over the school. How will Link reclaim order when he's fighting every villain he's taken down single-handedly at once? Will be rated M for highly sexual themes and overly vivid scenes of violence.

The Reason Why: A man dies protecting his family, and the reason why Poes exist is unveiled in a chat with Grimm, keeper of the Farthest Reach, where the dead go to rest. He forsakes his eternity in Bliss, and instead chooses a second life as a Poe to guard his family, which was his unfulfiled desire in life. Going to be around 3k in words, I estimate.

Ganon in a Bottle; The Hero's Stomach: A sequel to Ganon in a Bottle. Will be a oneshot, and will involve the Legend of Zelda's oh-so-persistent villain traversing the strange world known as the Hero's Stomach. Think Jabu-Jabu's stomach from Master Quest but with a writer on acid. (I keed, I take no acid.)

Things I pride myself on, and consider trademarks of my penname;

I take pride in my Dark Link series, which is being rewritten and revised so that it'll reflect my current calibur of writing skill.

Grimm is something of a trademark to me. He's occurred at least once in most of my good Legend of Zelda fictions. Essentially, he's the man who the three Goddesses who appointed as keeper of the Farthest Reach, where the dead are sent to rest in either Bliss or Agony, depending on the judgement passed.

Another thing I take some joy in, is my ability to write short stories that tie into other stories at random points, as the background stories of other minor characters. It's a great way to spread hits to all my stories. XD

One of my crowning qualities I think is the uniqueness of my stories and ability to give generally undefined characters life. Examples? See Rebirth of a Shadow, Nocturne's Light, The Nex Stone, Edge of Regret and Dance of Darkness. They also have plots I bet you haven't seen anywhere else that illuminate some really unappreciated characters.

General Info, for all those stalkers out there.

Name: OperationJonny, among other names. You can call me Jonny.

Age: Four thousand years old.

Height: 5'8

Sex: Male

Fav. Color: Most muted colors. Bright and obnoxious = No.

Fav. TV Shows: House, house house house! Amazing show. I also am a fan of Star Trek (The Next Generation and Enterprise are my favorites. Also, stfu, Star Trek is awesome.) Stargate, Breaking Bad, and MANswers.

Fav. Movies: Anything with horror, or comedy to it. I'm a big fan of sci-fi. My all-time favorite movies have to be The Mask, 23, Crank, and Underworld.

Favorite Video Games; Generally anything Nintendo. I love horror-survivals, well made hack 'n slashes, flight sims, and shooters.

As for the general list of favorite games, any Silent Hill or Resident Evil game, The Legend of Zelda series, The Harvest Moon series, the Smash Brothers series, The Animal Crossing series, the Need for Speed series, anything with guns, swords, or flight.

Here's to you and here's to me
I pray that friends we'll always be,
But if by chance we disagree,
The heck with you and here's to me!

Adjectives on the typewriter,
He moves his words like a prize fighter,
The frenzied pace of the mind inside the cell.

Shadow Stabbing ~ Cake