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Author has written 11 stories for Diagnosis Murder, Doctor Who, Mummy, and Drake & Josh. Greetings, I'm Sar, I'm 17 and I'm from the UK. I'm doing my A-Levels in English, Psychology and History (I'm just THAT boring!) After that I hope to be an actress - to keep the drama queen side of me happy ;) I teach children to read and work in a library when I'm not in lessons or at drama club. I also sing first Soprano in a semi-famous choir - we're quite rock'n'roll ;) Fanfic wise, I've been mostly reading it for the last five years though I do dabble in writing it (badly) on occasion. I love to shop, sing, dance and cook in that order. Now for some more rubbish about me: My favourite things: Films: When Harry Met Sally, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Penelope, Basil the Great Mouse Detective, RENT, The History Boys, Star Trek XI, West Side Story, Moulin Rouge, Love Actually, Hot Fuzz, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future, Titanic, Shrek, Fast and Furious, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Enchanted Music: Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab for Cutie, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Green Day, Mcfly, My Chemical Romance, Mika, Norah Jones, Joni Mitchell Television: Bones, True Blood, Chuck, Mock the Week, Star Trek, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Ugly Betty, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Sex & the City, Spaced, Black Books, The Mighty Boosh, Blackadder, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Skins, Friends, Will & Grace, Books: Pretty Things, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Regeneration, Memoires of a Teenage Amnesiac, Me & Mr Darcy, I Celebrities: Dylan Moran, Marcus Brigstocke, Tom Deacon, Jack Whitehall, Zooey Deschanel, Simon Pegg, Leonard Nimoy, Chris Pine, Fandom Ship List of D00m!! Bones: Zach/Booth, Zach/Hodgins House M.D: House/Wilson, House/Chase Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Xander/Spike, Giles/Buffy, Willow/Tara, Giles/Wesley, Buffy/Faith Angel: Angel/Wesley, Angel/Spike Top Gear: James/Richard, James/Jeremy, James/Jeremy/Richard High School Musical: Chad/Ryan, Chad/Troy, Ryan/Troy Fantastic 4: Reed/Johnny NCIS: Tony/McGee, Tony/Gibbs National Treasure: Riley/Ben, History Boys: Dakin/Posner, Dakin/Irwin Across the Universe: Max/Jude Skins: Tony/Maxxie Mighty Boosh: Vince/Howard, Howard/Old Gregg Torchwood: Jack/Ianto, Owen/Ianto, Owen/Tosh, Doctor Who: Doctor/Jack, Doctor/Adric, Doctor/Turlough Dead Poet's Society: Neil/Anyone CSI: Nick/Greg, Greg/David CSI New York: Danny/Flack, Mac/Danny, Mac/Adam, Criminal Minds: Reid/Morgan, Reid/Hotch, Morgan/Garcia Dukes of Hazzzard: Bo/Luke Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Harry/Snape, Percy/Oliver, Snape/Lily, Lupin/Sirius, Lupin/Snape Quoteage: "I'm great with the pacing and the saying of 'hmmmm' and 'ahhhhh' and 'Good Lord.'" - Giles, BtVS "I'm gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count." - Vijay, Juno "Who's that guy, just hangin at your pad? He's looking kinda sad, Oh, you broke up? That's too bad" - 'Bohemian Like You' by The Dandy Warhols "Oh, dear. Have I been sold again?" - Nina, Bright Young Things "How do I define history? Well it's just one fucking thing after another." - Rudge, The History Boys "Live a life less ordinary, Live a life extraordinary with me, Live a life less sedentary, Live a life evolutionary with me" - 'Life Less Ordinary' by Carbon Leaf "The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - that you'd thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you've never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it's as if a hand has come out, and taken yours" - Hector, The History Boys "Can you, for a moment, imagine how depressing it is to teach five centuries of masculine ineptitude?" Mrs Lintott, The History Boys "Cooper, take off the Pope-hat!" Scotty, Eurotrip "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning', the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland "In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. " - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "If you want to do something right, kill Baldrick before you start " - Edmund Blackadder "Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies." - Sam, Supernatural "It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big." - Spike, "Buffy: the Vampire Slayer" "If I die, I forgive you. If I recover, we shall see." - Spanish proverb "It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in." -My Food sub, Mr. Williams "FEAR: Fuck Everything And Run." - Unknown "I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy." - Dory, "Finding Nemo" "Honestly, you give someone the power to walk on water and they think they're Jesus" - Me talking about Sar in R.E, long story "I'm not with you? Right, that's It! I'm Suing!" - Me, talking to Jade about our new form classes "That's 'Mz Fringey Loon' to you sir!" - Defending my new haircut "Is there a reason you always look like a paedo when I take photos?" - Turnsie is an odd, odd boy "Great... now there's a field stuck to my shoe!" - The perils of grass and high heels "He's like Yoda... only crap!" - Me, when Sutty starts to speak rubbish again "I am the antichrist, but only on weekends, otherwise I'm a librarian!" - Talking about day jobs "Oh My God! My life just flashed before my eyes... And it sucked!!" - Nearly getting hit by a lorry causes philosophy to come pouring out "I tried to walk on water... to see if I was Jesus." "...and?" "I'm not" "Ah." Jade ISN'T the new messiah "Well, 'I'm the king of the Arabian Peninsula,' doesn't really have the same ring to it." "I said 'Supernatural' didn't make a difference to life and she began to die..." Jade on my impending death at her hand "...and on the topic of cannibalism..." - Ways to horrify your teacher Number 24 "My name is Sara Ann Hope. You ate my sandwich... Prepare to die!!" "So... is 7 X 11 not 74 then?" - The reason why I fail at maths "Well to me, 'he chose death by the sword, rather than by attempting to prolong his life by cowardly flight.' doesn't say brave... it says stupid" "I didn't mention Hitler's charismatic personality because, as a historian, I refuse to believe Hitler had a charismatic personality. I think he was just a very big child having a tantrum that hppened to involve mass Genocide and carnage." "Let's see, I've tried prison, DUI, anorexia, drugs, parties, what next?... Lesbianism!" - LiLo impression "Ha Ha, Dangly Bits!" - ah, Nick "It's Anal REtentive you REtard" "I don't get it..." "Well, you go to sleep, and then it's tomorrow." "I've got a hot wax fetish and 20 candles. It's going to be a tiring night." "Hello Mr Gel" "I think my ovary's lazy, and that's just not something you can give a kick up the backside." "Well, it would have been the hundred years war if they hadn't had so many tea breaks." "Life is a highway... a long stretch of nothing filled wwith hitchikers and dead prostitutes." "All for one and let's go shopping." "My Pile" "Bring on the trumpets!" "I just got rammed down the stairs by some year sevens who don't know the meaning of left." "Is that a mop in the tree, or am I still high?" "I woke up in bed next to a dog and thought, 'Fuck, surely I've never been THAT drunk!" "King of the weird cushiony, purple place!!" "This apple tastes like a pear - Which is very odd, as it is quite clearly an apple." "What about my socks?" "What about them sir?" "Well... are they insured? You know... sock insurance." If you vow to go into the Life Cafe one day and sing "La Vie Boheme" at the top of your lungs, copy this into your profile. If you have or have wanted to dance on the subway crooning "Santa Fe," copy this into your profile. If you think Max really needs somebody to love, copy this into your profile. If you cringe everytime the Uncle Sam pops out of the poster during "I Want You (She's So Heavy)," copy this into your profile. If you wish you could attack Max with kisses and cookies while he's in the hospital, copy this into your profile. If you wish you could have Dana Fuchs, Jim Sturgess, Evan Rachel Wood, and Joe Anderson sing you out of a closet, copy this into your profile. If you think Jim Sturgess is cute, but Joe Anderson is just too ungodly gorgeous, copy this into your profile. If you've ever been or tempted to get high while seeing Across the Universe, copy this into your profile If you think it's amazing that Jude can beat up people while singing, copy this into your profile. If you've hoped that college is as much fun as "With A Little Help From My Friends" says it is, copy this into your profile. If you've vowed to slide down the lane like Max the next time you go to a bowling alley, copy this into your profile. If you think Jude's face while humming the first time in "I've Just Seen A Face" is too sexy for words, copy this into your profile. If you continuosly watch the end of "Hey Jude" just to see Max and Jude hug each other, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then suddenly remembered what you were doing and walked back into the room, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple of scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've ever slapped a person, copy and paste this into your profile. The majority of POTC fangirls squee over only Jack or Will. If you squee over James Norrington in any way, copy and paste this to your profile. (Don't really squee, but am slightly obsessed) If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If there were only 150 Pokemon when you were young and you liked it that way, copy and paste this into your profile. | |||||||||
1. An Addict For Dramatics reviewsIn which Mark has TWO daughters, Jesse finds love, and dramatic things happen. A revamp of my previous story 'Catapults, Confusion and Car Wrecks.' hopefully it's been made better. Prologue is now up.Diagnosis Murder - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-072. Learning to love » reviewsDue to Drake’s past, he has given up on love. Can anyone change his mind? Not a MarySue I think anyway. slightly AU and maybe OOCness.Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-16-063. Last man standing reviewsJack, 9th Doc and Rose end up in a place where all is not as it seems. Who is the girl in the red jacket? and where has creativity and originality gone?Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-064. The Traveller reviewsThe Doctor has a very special mission. 10th Doc. I do not mean to offend religion in any way! StandaloneDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-4-06 - Complete5. Dingbatt's drabbles » reviewsa collection of ficlets for when I'm bored. Just short ones for each of them in one place so I don't spam the site XDDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 12-7-056. Jennifer reviewsSomeone dies and a girl shows up on the steps of the O'connell residence, yep, everything's just normal then. HIATUS, chap two being written as we speak, sort of...Mummy - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-28-057. T & T reviewsJust a little ficlet I wrote whilst trying to evade writers block, part 1 of what may become a Lily series. ABANDONEDDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-058. Never eat at Greasy Pete's reviewsJesse learns the hard way never to eat at roadside cafes. HIATUSDiagnosis Murder - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-25-059. Suddenly I see » reviewsABANDONED, sorryDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 8-28-0510. A pathetic parody reviewsThis is a fanfic parody I used to explain why I seemingly talk to myself when I'm on the computer lol.Diagnosis Murder - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-05 - Complete11. Catapults, confusion and car wrecks reviewsA new girl on the scene spells love for Jesse. I know Mark only has one daughter but use your imaginations and pretend he has two.Diagnosis Murder - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-05 - Complete