Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
I'm a procrastinator and I'll probably never finish anything I've already written.
This makes me feel supremely guilty, but when you've got no inspiration, there you go. Most of my stuff is written on a burst of inspiration that burns out pretty quickly. Sorry.
I do have half of the second chapter to The Adventure of Kiba and Shikamaru somewhere, though. Naruto's not in it.