GUNS DON'T HURT PEOPLE, CHUCK NORRIS HURSTS PEOPLE!
www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Profile
NOTE: My website is dedicated to my pets, but I have another website about Sciezska from FMA: http://www.freewebs.com/sciezska/ Please visit my site. I have noone!
Basic me: I started out as Monkey-Leo, then Daichi Sumeragi, then Daichi'sMonkeyGirl, and now i'm HisokaYukiko. My real name is Kino. My legal guardians gave me a stupid girly name that makes me sick every time I hear it. I believe that our true names are not the ones out parents gave us, but the ones that fit perfectly into our souls. I believe we should choose the names that feel right every time someone calls us. I chose the name that speaks my soul. That is my true name and I intend to go by it.
Anyways, I'm a girl, obsessed with monkeys. I live in Texas. If you want, you can call me Bob the Caveman, BoogerFart, Noodles, Monkey Kid, or THE CHOSEN ONE. The last one has to be said very slowly in a deep voice with dramatic music in the background.
My top 5 animes are Digimon, FullMetal Alchemist, Trigun, Oban Star Racers, and Naruto. I also like Gravitation, Beyblade, B-Daman, Evangelion, Tokyo Mew Mew, Magical Meow Meow Taruto, Princess Tutu, Medabots, A Little Snow Fairy Sugar and Sailor Moon. My favourite cartoons are Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!, W.i.t.c.h., Dragon Booster, Fairly Odd Parents and Danny Phantom. My favourite TV shows are Power Rangers and Kyle XY. Comics are Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, and Far Side. As for books, far too many to mention. But my favourite book serise is Animorphs. I also love Maximum Ride.
Quotes
The quotes that are mine, are in bold.
"I got the floor!"
"Its not how you pick your nose, its where you put the booger that counts."
"Whoever eats nerds is a nerd."
"When you really want grape juice, but life gives you lemons instead, then make lemonade, because it's the only thing you've got to work with... Even though you REALLY wanted grape juice!"
"When you really want grape juice, but life gives you lemons instead, Throw them back and demand grapes!"
"When you really want grape juice, but life gives you lemons instead... go buy grapes at the store, jeez! Is it really that complicated?"
"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell."
"Life's not gonna give you anything that you want."
"What the hell makes you think that life's gonna give you lemons?"
"Life never gave me a lemon..."
"I have'nt commited a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
"Weather forecast: Precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon."
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
"If it were'nt for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candle light."
"I do not like this word, 'Bomb'. It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
"Solutions are not the answer."
"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
"Procrastinate now. Dont put it off."
"I'd kill for a nobel peace prize."
"Borrow money from pessimists... they dont expect it back."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some of them just dont have film!"
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?"
"I almost had a psykick girlfriend, but she left me before we even met."
"I intend to live forever... so far, so good."
"Eagles may soar, but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"My mechanic told me, 'I could'nt repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder.'"
"If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Dont drink and drive. You might spill your beer."
"I did'nt lose my mind, i sold it on ebay."
"You! Out of the gene pool, Now!"
"Politicans and diapers both need to be changed... and for the same reason."
"If you love someone, they should'nt make you cry. They should be worth crying over."
"I'm going to live life, or die trying."
"Here, officer. Hold my beer while i find my liscense."
"Birdie, birdie in the sky. Why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, taste's like sap, OMG! It's birdie crap!"
"You tried and you failed, so the lesson is, Never try."
"The whole world is going to hell, and i'm driving the bus!"
"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."
"I love him, o yes i do. He's for me and not for you. And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!"
"Dain bramage."
"Access denied... Na, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!"
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
"A friend is someone who's there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else."
"In any sufficiently large group of people, most are idiots."
"We have only one person to blame, and that's eachother."
"I am nobody... Nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then!"
"If you want breakfast in bed... Sleep in the kitchen."
"All aboard the poopoo wagon!" (Long story)
"As you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters."
"When you're a fat little kid, there are no more see saws. Only catapults."
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, ate scrambled eggs for 2 weeks."
"Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes."
"hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?"
"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who cant."
"Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go."
"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."
"Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!"
"Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?"
"100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?"
"What does this button do?"
"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"I'll call you cause you called me. We're the LAST NAME family. So leave your name and number at the tone, sorry that we're not at home." (Answering machine sung to the tune of Barney the purple dinosaur.)
"Roses are red booger's are green please leave your message on this stupid machine." (Another answering machine)
"Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap!"
"We've all had our moments, when we trip and fall. It's not a lot of fun to be laughed at by them all. But one trick that i always use, it's good, i guarantee. I grab someone by the shirt and pull them down with me."
"One time i forgot my belt, it happened during school. I had to try hold my pants up, but i really looked like a fool. When i forgot about them, they fell down right then and there, but that was not the end of it, i was'nt wearing underwear!"
"Shhhhhh! Be vewy vewy quiet! We'we hunting wabbits!" (Elmer Fudd.)
"Shhhhhh! Be vewy vewy quiet! We'we hunting submawines!" (Radio commercial making fun of Elmer Fudd.)
"I see dead people..."
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
"What does'nt kill you make's you stronger."
"Eat a booger out of a dead person's nose." (My friend from school said that.)
"Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?"
"Don’t be afraid of the dark, it’s better to be blinded, than to see what should remain unknown. Be afraid of the light, for you might see, what you never expected…"
"All Hell has frozen over!"
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"
"No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow."
"I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake."
"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."
"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
"Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies."
"All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams."
"People don't want to hear about other people. People want other people to hear about themselves."
"Who the hell!"
"Watch out for the toilet!" (Quote from What every girl (except me) knows.)
" Lying is a good thing. Your parents lie to you to protect you. Your school lies to you to help you conform. Your employer lies to you to make you feel appreciated and have good productivity. Your government lies to you so you'll keep them in power. Your friends lie to you so you will like them. Your lovers lie to you so you won't leave them."
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was god and i did'nt."
"Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them."
"God must love stupid people - He made so many."
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
(Sign shown in a non-smoking zone) "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
(After taking a drink from a mug) "This would taste a lot better if there was actually something in this cup."
"Though he has not so much brain as earwax." (Shakespear)
"Gimme back my chocolate, punk!"
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"See the happy moron? He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron. My god, prehaps I am!"
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; She has thought much worse things about you."
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"God made ice cream, god made cake; But when he made you, now that was a mistake!"
"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."
"Remember, Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday."
"The diffrence between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits." (Albert Einstein, W00t!)
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
"All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER!"
"My ancestors wandered lost in the winderness for 40 years because, even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
"Before I married Ms. Right, I didn't realize her first name was 'Always'."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
"I used to have mad cow disease. But i'm alright noooooooooooooow."
"The report of my death was exaggerated."
"I met this guy who said he loved children. Then I found out that he was on parole for it." (To FMA Yaoi fans: OMG! Roy Mustang!)
"My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas. I told my roommate and he said, 'Do I know you?'."
"I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt."
"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day, I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face."
"I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming!"
"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home."
"I aint saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance, she leaned over and pushed me."
"One guy had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumb print."
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."
"Last X-mas, my sister gave me a lovely cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a doctor's appointment."
"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."
"Roses are red, violets are big, my girlfriend is pretty, but she eats like a-" (Gets pummeled with a rock thrown by said girlfriend.)
"Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark."
"Oops. I stepped on Rhode Island."
"Denial is not just a river in Egypt."
"I had a dream, last night, that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone."
"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."
"I only go to work on days that don't end in a Y."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly, you're not a 'professional' anymore."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"If it were'nt for the last minute, nothing would get done."
"Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?"
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?"
"I never forget a face, but in your case, i'll be glad to make an exception."
"When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half."
"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old."
"Age does not diminish the extreme dissapointment of having a scoop of icecream fall from the cone."
"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."
"At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: My dad owns a liquor store."
"A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty."
"Man has will, but woman has her way."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.'. I went over. Nobody was home."
"Politicans are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living."
"A politican is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country."
"The word 'Politics' is derived from the word 'Poly', meaning 'Many', and 'Ticks', meaning 'Blood sucking parasites'."
"I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know."
"I work until beer o' clock."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"My father had a profound infuence on me. He was a lunatic."
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bathtoys were a toaster and a radio."
"It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ."
"Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo."
"It may be true that you can't fool all people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country."
"A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."
"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."
"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagra Falls. Intelligence is not even trying."
"The question of wether computers can think is like the question of wether submarines can swim."
"The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"Start every day with a smile and get it over with."
"You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down on your favourite chair and stays as long as it wants."
"The road to success is always under construction."
"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife."
"Getting married is very much like going to a resturaunt with friends. You order what you want, then you see what the other guy has, you wish you had ordered that."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
"A good mairrage is between a deaf man and a blind woman."
"The secret to a happy mairrage remains a secret."
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. By then it was too late."
"Mairrage can be viewed as the waiting room for death."
"Mairrage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
"There are three rings of mairrage: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"NBC: No Body Cares."
"I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but i'll gladly eat a network executive or a politican."
"My father hated radio. He could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too."
"Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to set sail and sink."
"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."
"There are no passengers on spaceship Earth. We are all the crew."
"In three words, I can sum up everything i've learned about life: It goes on."
"I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."
"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."
"The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night."
"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?"
"I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days."
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans."
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read, but nobody wants to read." (Genius!)
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
"Our comedies are not to be laughed at."
"In accordance with geometrical terms, a kiss is the shortest distance between two lips." (Actually, it's partially mine. I tampered with someone elses quote.)
"Everyone here is more stale than a week old loaf of bread."
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark."
"I am here to save the human race from stupidity! Oops... Too late."
"We're all gonna do three things in life. We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits." (Yesh! Dane Cook!)
"Quit defying the laws of physics!"
"MONKEYS ARE SEXY!"
"The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical athiest, but the gentle cynic who cares not wether thate is a god or not."
"How can I believe in god when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
"I'm tired of all this nonsense of beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
"Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture."
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"If the automobile had followed the same developement cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost 100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives."
"Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!"
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent the evening with an insurance salesman?"
"There are people I'd take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in."
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia."
"Happy Birthday. Now open the present I got for you so we can all get on with our damned lives."
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
"A day without sunshine is... night."
"Dude, your eight layers are showing." (Frosted Mini Wheat commercial)
"A likely story, but not a likely fact!"
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more."
"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."
"Someone's boring me. I think it's me."
"A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience."
"What a splendid head, yet no brain."
"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
"The fact that a beliver is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
"I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief."
"I never cease to be dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe."
"They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness."
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then, she stops to breathe."
"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetary, people would stop dying."
"A kitten is the rosebud in the garden of the animal kingdom."
"A person has two legs and one sense of humor, and if you're faced with the choice, it's better to lose a leg."
"If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... One step at a time."
"The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces."
"Violence may not be the answer, but it's sure as hell a lot more fun than signing a peace treaty!"
"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this."
"We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction."
"You can't see the world if your eyes are filled with tears."
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: Everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling that it brings."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"I told my wife that a husband is like fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
"There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep - Not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?"
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." (Unless you hit a tree.)
"Yo mama so fat, when she sings, it's over."
"Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys."
"Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma."
"The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action."
"I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on."
"It's 11:00. Do you know where your pants are?"
"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'."
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
"We're America! Don't mess with the nation that needs medication!"
"Money can't buy you happiness... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was Shut Up."
"GET THE FUCKING TURKEY OUT OF THE TOILET!" (I wasn't quite right in the head when I said that.)
"A fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd."
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
"Before I met my husband, i'd never fallen in love, though I stepped in it a few times."
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with."
"Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to."
"Best friends are the people who know all about you and still put up with you."
"A concience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good."
"The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only person who'se answers I accept."
"Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself."
"As I said before, I never repeat myself."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."
"Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privledge."
"The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering frome some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience."
"A good friend will care for you when you're hurt. A true friend will be sitting there next to you, laughing their ass off at you."
"A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"Some people are like slinkies--Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."
"Without geometry, life is pointless."
"A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only glad wrap shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'."
"Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before."
"The pun is mightier than the sword."
"Your days of lollypopping are over!"
"A guy walks into a bar. 'OUCH!' He says."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"When you travel, remember that a foreighn country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is desighned to make it's own people comfortable."
"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps unless the billboard falls, I'll never see the tree at all."
"You can't wake a person who's pretending to be asleep."
"I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
"I have to exercise very early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing."
"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"
"Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?"
"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I..."
"I know the best things in life are free, but why do the next best things have to cost so much?"
"You were born an original, don't die a copy."
"Today is only today and every other day, because when tomorrow gets here, its today again and when today becomes yesterday, its no longer today."
"Suburbs are places where they can cut down tree's, and name the streets after them."
"A chicken is the only animal you can eat before it's born and after it's dead."
"When companies ship styrofoam, what do they ship it in?"
"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
"Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."
"I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something."
"The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't being said."
"It isn't so hard to believe the TV. After all, it spent so much time raising us."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
"If a turtle has no shell, is it homeless or naked?"
"How do they get the deer to cross the roads only at the yellow signs?"
"If you try to fail and succeed. Which one have you done?"
"Why is it called tourist season if you can't shoot at them?"
"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."
"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same."
"When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving."
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
"The best vitamin for making friends is B-1."
"You can never spell slaughter without laughter!"
"I'm not a geek. I'm a jock that's too cool for sports!"
"All the cool people are incognito! Where's Cognito? I wanna go there!"
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us."
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Fanart Central: http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-HisokaYukiko.php
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LiveJournal: http://monkey-of-spd.livejournal.com/
MyDearDiary: http://hisokayukiko.mydeardiary.com/
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Copy and Paste stuff!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as diffrent, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutley no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko.
If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, HisokaYukiko
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have run into anything that is able to be run into, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten to breathe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a hell of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokaYukiko
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that the toucans should just screw the goddamned 'fruity treasure' and go home, copy and paste this into your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, copy and paste this into your profile.
Repost this to help stop racism:
Black and White:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
If you ABSOLUTLEY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love to sadistically torture your favourite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever hurt your face smiling.
If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes BAD. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko,
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have no problem with O.C.s and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate Spongebob Squarepants and would attack him with a knife if given the chance, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that if girls ruled the world it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Or all of them? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.
If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto (or both!), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your tail off.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a weird habit of singing the song 'I feel pretty' all the time, even when you don't.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.
YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slipped on ice, gotten up only to slip again, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent, or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, wether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
If you think everyone is out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
"If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile.
If you DON'T watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can spout a random Naruto character wuote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have one or more crushes on characters from the TV seriese Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.
Sooo many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in. If you're not one of those girls, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot... copy and paste this onto your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have either of these, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in to your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you live in a southern state and are sick and tired of people stereotyping you into cowboys or whatever, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name and state. Lee, TX.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're bored and can't find anything new to copy and paste onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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