J. K. Rowling has shown us that some young adult novels can be more than 500 pages.

Stephenie Meyer has shown us that most shouldn't.

I am anti-Twilight. If you would like to know more, try these anti-twilight websites:

http://www.freewebs.com/the-anti-twilight-lexicon/

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http://twilightsucks.com/

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Basic me: I started out as Monkey-Leo, then Daichi Sumeragi, then Daichi'sMonkeyGirl, and now my longest-lived penname is HisokaYukiko. In real life, I go by the name Finn. I'm a lesbian, but I'm also very bi-curoius. And I live in Texas. If you want, you can call me Bob the Caveman, as that is my nickname in real life.

My top 5 animes are Digimon, FullMetal Alchemist, Trigun, Oban Star Racers, and D.Gray-man. I also like Naruto, Gravitation, Beyblade, Battle B-Daman, Evangelion, Tokyo Mew Mew, Magical Meow Meow Taruto, Jungle De Ikou, Princess Tutu, Medabots, A Little Snow Fairy Sugar, Sailor Moon, Azumanga Daioh, Yu-Gi-Oh, Axis Powers Hetalia, and Ouran High School Host Club. My favourite cartoons are Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!, W.i.t.c.h., Dragon Booster, Static Shock, and Danny Phantom. My favourite TV shows are Power Rangers, PGSM, Kyle XY, and Numb3rs. As for books, far too many to mention. But my favourite book series are Animorphs, Cirque Du Freak, Maximum Ride, and The Vampire Chronicles.

Quotes (The quotes that are mine, are in bold.)

"Its not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the booger that counts."

"When you really want grape juice, but life gives you lemons instead, Throw them back and demand grapes!"

"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell."

"What do you do when the lemon that Life gave you is rotten...?"

If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it."

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."

"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

"I almost had a psykick girlfriend, but she left me before we even met."

"Eagles may soar, but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines."

"My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.'"

"If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"You! Out of the gene pool, Now!"

"If you love someone, they shouldn't make you cry. They should be worth crying over."

"The whole world is going to hell, and I'm driving the bus!"

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."

"I love him. Oh, yes I do. He's for me and not for you. And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!"

"In any sufficiently large group of people, most are idiots."

"We have only one person to blame, and that's eachother."

"As you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters."

"When you're a fat little kid, there are no more see saws. Only catapults."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, ate scrambled eggs for 2 weeks."

"Where, in the nursery rhyme, did it ever say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?"

"hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?"

"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who cant."

"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."

"Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!"

"100,000 Sperm And you were the fastest?"

"I'll call you cause you called me. We're the (LAST NAME) family. So leave your name and number at the tone, sorry that we're not at home." (Answering machine sung to the Barney tune.)

"We've all had our moments, when we trip and fall. It's not a lot of fun to be laughed at by them all. But one trick that I always use, it's good, i guarantee. I grab someone by the shirt and pull them down with me."

"One time I forgot my belt, it happened during school. I had to try hold my pants up, but I really looked like a fool. When I forgot about them, they fell down right then and there, but that was not the end of it, I was'nt wearing underwear!"

"Shhhhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet! We'we hunting wabbits!" (Elmer Fudd.)

"Shhhhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet! We'we hunting submawines!" (Radio commercial making fun of Elmer Fudd.)

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?"

"Don’t be afraid of the dark, it’s better to be blinded, than to see what should remain unknown. Be afraid of the light, for you might see, what you never expected…"

"All Hell has frozen over!"

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"

"No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow."

"I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake."

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."

"Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies."

"All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams."

"People don't want to hear about other people. People want other people to hear about themselves."

"Watch out for the toilet!" (Quote from What every girl (except me) knows.)

"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was god and I didn't."

"Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them."

"The trouble with life is there's no background music." (So true)

"Though he has not so much brain as earwax." (Shakespear, yeah!)

"Gimme back my chocolate, punk!"

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"See the happy moron? He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron. My god, prehaps I am!"

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

"The diffrence between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits." (Albert Einstein, W00t!)

"When humor goes, there goes civilization."

"I met this guy who said he loved children. Then I found out that he was on parole for it."

"My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas. I told my roommate and he said, 'Do I know you?'."

"I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt."

"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day, I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face."

"I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance, she leaned over and pushed me."

"One guy had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumb print."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."

"Last X-mas, my sister gave me a lovely cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a doctor's appointment."

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."

"Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark."

"Oops. I stepped on Rhode Island."

"Denial is not just a river in Egypt."

"I had a dream, last night, that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone."

"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."

"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."

"When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half."

"Age does not diminish the extreme dissapointment of having a scoop of icecream fall from the cone."

"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.'. I went over. Nobody was home."

"Politicans are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living."

"A politican is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country."

"The word 'Politics' is derived from the word 'Poly', meaning 'Many', and 'Ticks', meaning 'Blood sucking parasites'."

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"My father had a profound infuence on me. He was a lunatic."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bathtoys were a toaster and a radio."

"It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ."

"It may be true that you can't fool all people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country."

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."

"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagra Falls. Intelligence is not even trying."

"The question of wether computers can think is like the question of wether submarines can swim."

"The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window."

"You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down on your favourite chair and stays as long as it wants."

"Getting married is very much like going to a resturaunt with friends. You order what you want, then you see what the other guy has, you wish you had ordered that."

"There are three rings of mairrage: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

"NBC: No Body Cares."

"I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but i'll gladly eat a network executive or a politican."

"My father hated radio. He could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too."

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."

"I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."

"The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night."

"I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days."

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read, but nobody wants to read." (Genius!)

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."

"In accordance with geometrical terms, a kiss is the shortest distance between two lips."

"Everyone here is more stale than a week old loaf of bread."

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark."

"I'm tired of all this nonsense of beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"

"Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture."

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

"If the automobile had followed the same developement cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost 100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."

"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives."

"Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!"

"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent the evening with an insurance salesman?"

"There are people I'd take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in."

"A likely story, but not a likely fact!"

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more."

"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."

"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."

"A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience."

"What a splendid head, yet no brain."

"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

"The fact that a beliver is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."

"I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief."

"I never cease to be dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe."

"They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness."

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."

"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetary, people would stop dying."

"A person has two legs and one sense of humor, and if you're faced with the choice, it's better to lose a leg."

"Violence may not be the answer, but it's sure as hell a lot more fun than signing a peace treaty!"

"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this."

"We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction."

"You can't see the world if your eyes are filled with tears."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: Everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling that it brings."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

"I told my wife that a husband is like fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

"There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep - Not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."

"Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys."

"Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma."

"I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on."

"It's 11:00. Do you know where your pants are?"

"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at all the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"Money can't buy you happiness... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."

"A fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd."

"The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only person whose answers I accept."

"As I said before, I never repeat myself."

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience."

"A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves."

"Without geometry, life is pointless."

"A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only glad wrap shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'."

"Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before."

"The pun is mightier than the sword."

"Your days of lollypopping are over!" (Inside joke)

"A guy walks into a bar. 'OUCH!' He says."

"The future ain't what it used to be."

"When you travel, remember that a foreighn country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is desighned to make it's own people comfortable."

"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps unless the billboard falls, I'll never see the tree at all."

"You can't wake a person who's pretending to be asleep."

"I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

"I know the best things in life are free, but why do the next best things have to cost so much?"

"Suburbs are places where they can cut down trees, and name the streets after them."

"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."

"Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."

"The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't being said."

"It isn't so hard to believe the TV. After all, it spent so much time raising us."

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

"If a turtle has no shell, is it homeless or naked?"

"How do they get the deer to cross the roads only at the yellow signs?"

"If you try to fail and succeed. Which one have you done?"

"Why is it called tourist season if you can't shoot at them?"

"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same."

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."

"You can never spell slaughter without laughter!"

"I'm not a geek. I'm a jock that's too cool for sports!"

"All the cool people are incognito! Where's Cognito? I wanna go there!"

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us."

"A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering 'Seven days...'."

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."(Guess who? Willy Wonka!)

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back."

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."

"Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot."

"It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn."

"Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving."

"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."

"This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it."

"Science has done more for the development of western civilizationin one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred."

"You're all my bitches!"

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the body."

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese."

"BAD COP! NO DONUT!"

"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets." (Answering Machine. Replace John with your own name.)

"Detest: De stuff de teacher gives de student when ya expect it de least."

"Don't judge a book by it's movie."

"Flies spread disease. Keep yours closed!"

"I wish I was Barbie. That bitch has EVERYTHING!"

"If you don't like the news, go out and make some!"

"If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic!"

"Never cut what you can untie."

"Please tell your pants it's not polite to point." (HAHAHAHAHA!)

"Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later."

"This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron."

"You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch!"

"I wish I were a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. Because how can you be unhappy, when the sun shines out your bum?"

"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone."

"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."

"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."

"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: Work or Daytime Television."

"Sticks and stones are hard on bones, aimed with angry art. Words will hurt like anything, but silence broke the heart."

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!"

"I left the womb for this?"

"If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomache... you're aiming too high!"

"Best friends are like buttcheeks. Crap may separate them sometimes, but they always come back together."

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

"This paper... It looks like somebody wiped their ass with it!"

"My anger management class pisses me off!"

"Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you, they don't laugh!"

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I fucked your sister. She was better than you."

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"

"I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."

"My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'."

"Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size."

"I am always right. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."

"An absense of proof is not the same thing as a proof of failure."

"If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?"

"Incest is best. It's a game the whole family can play!"

"This incredibly powerful vacuume sucks more than a blowjob done by a hooker!"

"I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath."

"My door is always open, so feel free to leave."

Me on other websites

(FYI: I don't do stupid websites like MySpace and FaceBook and Twitter.)

Fanart Central (I rarely post here anymore, but it's a very good website!): http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-HisokaYukiko.php

DeviantART: http://hisokayukiko.deviantart.com/

Quizilla: http://www.quizilla.com/user/FlamedramonMonkey/profile/

LiveJournal: http://monkey-of-spd.livejournal.com/

FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~monkeyninja

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=DaichisMonkeyGirl

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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If your "ONE TRUE LOVE" is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent, or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, wether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone is out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile.

If you DON'T watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character wuote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have one or more crushes on characters from the TV seriese Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.

Sooo many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in. If you're not one of those girls, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in to your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored and can't find anything new to copy and paste onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE AND NOTHING LESS THAN JUST THAT!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If it totally pisses you off when people say being gay is gross than copy and paste this into your profile.

"All Yaoi fangirls are joined together by an invisible and unbreakable bond. This bond is called Yaoi..." Repost this if you are an insane Yaoi fangirl like myself.

If you are SO SICK AND TIRED of everyone's mass obsession with Stephenie Meyer's books, repost this into your profile.

If you HATE Edward Cullen, repost this into your profile.

If you think Twilight is a disgrace to the very image of vampires, werewolves, feminists, and the time of day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world is crazy and you're the only one who's actually sane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If, no matter how hard you try, you still run into things, put this in your profile.

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If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile.

If you've ever started one of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes logon but never read a single fic because you're too busy copying and pasting these things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can type "Please update soon!" or any variation of that in your sleep, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown a fake shuriken, kunai, or attempted a jutsu, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to cry when you see punctuation marks abused and can't edit, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled out, "I OBJECT!" at a wedding just to see peoples' reactions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

¡sıɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ ƃuıʇıɹʍ uʍopǝpısdn ǝʌol noʎ ɟı

If Stephenie Meyer was standing on the edge of a six story building about 90 percent of the world would have a nervous breakdown. If you are one of 10 percent of the world that is yelling "JUMP BITCH!" please post this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried drugs or alcohol. Paste this into your profile if you like icecream.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please repost this into your profile:

This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and
Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they
demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail
fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost
18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a
scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort
Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!!

Thanks.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

I thought this was cool, so I decided to share this with y'all:

In a cemetary in England:
Remember now, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, you soon will be.
Prepare yourself and follow me.
To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent,
Until I know which way you went.

NOTE: Please don't read my Beyblade, B-Daman, Power Rangers, and Super Robot Monkey Team stories. I wrote them when I was thirteen and they suck ass. Thank you.