Name: Meemei

Age: 17

Gender: Female

School: Junior, Federal Way High School, Federal Way, Washington State, U.S.A.

Story Updates:

Coming Soon:

Save Me From Another Day - I don't know

Kaleidoscope - I don't know wheree it is going. It will be a while, cuz I gotta think up a plot and get everything planned out.

Secrets And Shinobi - I wanna update soon.

Secrets and Shinobi Drabbles - Just updated

Hidden Villiage High School - I dunno.

New Stories:

Harry Potter - No title as of yet. About 21 chapters outlined. I have a definite plot for it. It is SLASH and MINOR. Pairing are as follows: RLHP, JPLM, SSSB, RWDM, DTSF, HGOC. I will be taking requests for either past relationships for those i have already paired up, or smaller background pairing that i can work into the fic. The main pairings anyway are Remus/Harry, Lucius/James, and Severus/Sirius. The others can change subject to my mood. I would put a sumary, but too lazy.

Current Obsessions

Yaoi/ Slash

MPreg

Naruto

Kingdom Hearts

Final Fantasy (why is it called final fantasy?)

Harry Potter

NarutoxSasuke (SasUKE forever)

GaaraxLee (its cute)

ShikamaruxNeji (not enough of it)

ShinoxKiba (not enough good ones)

SakuraxIno (their relationship is like Naruto and Sasuke's)

GaaraxNeji (There are some good ones)

RikuxSora (Practically canon)

LeonxCloud (because they're both hot, oh yeah!)

ZackxCloud

SehpirothxVincent

CloudxKadaj

RenoxYazoo

SephirothxRufus(There is this awesome story on AFF...)

TsengxReno(Same as above)

05xHP (Gundam Wing)

SSHP

LMJP

RLSB

SBJP

RLHP

RWDM

Likes:

Yaoi

Funny things

Dislikes:

When Authors make main characters weak, even if the story's good, it just disgusts me. Like seriously though, have you ever seen Naruto cry because he felt neglected or rejected? (Not considering when he was little)

Crack fics

Stories with no plot but go FOREVER!!

Mary/Gary Sues

Normal People (they're scary)

OC's that get too close to the main characters too quickly - if they are family (AU) it's cool. BUt some new person shouldn't just move in and take over the best friend spot. It sucks.

This rude guy who IMed me on yahoo asking me to write him a femmes slash lemon and when i said it would take about a week because, ive never even read femme slash before, he got offended. Dumb bitch.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I almost feel ashamed...but people in 2007 don't feel ashamed, so...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Lord Cargyle, Silverlycan, FamilyRose, Kirallie, Meemei.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Okay! My first fanfic. Its NaruSasu because I rep that but the NaruSasu is kind of the background couple. It took me forever to figure out a title.

Secrets and Shinobi

Due to a jutsu, developed accidentally by Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha, men were albe to to bear children. Sasuke, in a secret love affair with Naruto, conceived two boys. After the boys were born, Naruto and Sasuke had to separatedue to other responsibilities. Naruto got one boy and Sasuke took the other. 15 years later, their sons have grown up living like friends. They are on the same genin team, they stay at each others houses. The even considerothers fathers as their own. Naruto and Sasuke had kept Hikaru Uchiha's and Hisoka Uzumaki's real parentage a secret for 15 years. Now due to events beyond their control, Naruto and Sasuke's big secret is about to come out in a painful and most dangerous way. How will they cope.

Warnings: yaoi (m/m), mpreg (nothing to explicit), lots of OCs(not mary sues, or anything tragic),and thats all for now.

Pairings:Naruto/Sasuke, Lee/Gaara, Shika/Neji, Shino/Kiba, Ino/Sakura, TenTen/Hinata, Hana/ Temari, OC/OC

Other Stuff you should know:

I have a pairing fetish. In my world, everybody has to be paired up with someone so they won't be lonely.

Neji and Shika have like six kids (why, I don't know but they are all really young kids)

Shino and Kiba also have hecka kids because they go at it like dogs in heat.

Teams:

Neji- Hikaru, Mikoto, Hisoka

Shino-Jaden, Yuki, Shikane

Sakura-Setsuna, Orihime, Kotaru

Sasuke(an older year from the others)-Akira, Mika, Ichigo.

You will find out whose kid is whose in the story.

OKAY! I have Decided that I will work on the fics right now. One will be a 'in the future' Ninja fic. Another will be a highschool fic. And the last will be a crossover. I haven't decided what I will be crossing with but I will figure it out. I will wait until I have some suggestions before I start though, but the crossover will probly be with something you don't see too often, if at all. Like NarutoxSaiyuki or NarutoxInuyasha. Or I might just make it my fave: NarutoxHarryPotter (you know, If someone didn't know that was crossover, they could probably think that someone is pairing Naruto with Harry. And thats not cool... maybe)

Anyways, massage me if you have any suggestions or preferences.

Peace

Meemei.

P.S. Review my fics. I'll update sooner.

P.P.S. I NEED A BETA. If you can help me out, please Private message me or email me. I would really appreciate it.

5.13.07

OMFG!!

I just ready the best sad story i have ever read in my entire life!!

It was called 'The Brothers Bishop' and it was just so sweet. It has somethings that are like 'woah!' but puts it in a way that was like 'oh...' It was great with a beautifully surprising and tragic ending with plenty of little twists that in the end leave you with a sense of closure. It's called 'The Brothers Bishop' by Bill Yates and you can find it in the gay literature of your neighborhood Borders Books.

5.13.07

I'm updating!!

6.17.07

I am writing a Harry Potter fanfic.

11.16.07

I have just been remotivated! Expect updates around THanksgiving!

3.23.08

I suck. I feel like updating.

4.12.08

Ummm, yeah. I have this crazy plot bunny in my head so I'll be changing a story. Alot. Soon hopefully.

I WILL BE CONTINUING AND FINISHING ALL OF MY STORIES. I JUST HAVE WRITERS BLOCK. - 7.30.08