I'm a thirty-mumble year old with a husband and two kids, a full time job, and not enough time to do all the writing I want to do. I believe that honest character portrayal is more important than wild plot twists, and I am trying to wean myself off fan fiction so I can write my own stuff. That's not working so hot, because the plot bunnies multiply faster than my fingers can type. 

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1. The Souvenir » reviews

Hogwarts is overrun by Death Eaters during the trio's seventh year. Hermione is 'captured' and given to Snape for safekeeping. Separated from her friends, she must decide how much to trust the man.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,662 - Reviews: 585 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 8-3-03

2. The FitzPotter Scandal reviews

Harry Potter was not really ready for a family. Who is? This is not really a Harry/Harem story - he doesn't even get laid until the very end of things... But it's funny. I promise.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-20-08 - Published: 1-20-08

3. Growing Up Is Hard To Do reviews

A long time ago, 'de-aged' Harry or Snape stories were very popular. I wrote this little ficlet but never posted it since it's not a whole story. But, I've now decided it can stand on its own. Just a couple quick scenes, but amusing none the less.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-13-08 - Published: 1-13-08

4. Hell Hath No Fury reviews

A strange death presents Severus Snape with a mystery. Does it have anything to do with the mysterious changes he's observed in Hermione Granger?

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,980 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-13-07 - Published: 5-13-07

5. A Wither'd Bloom reviews

This is technically a Marriage Law fic, but isn't fluffy, or funny, or anything like my usual work. No violence, but plenty of pathos. It is more appropriately the death of a marriage don't read with an expectation of a happy ending. Oneshot.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-24-06 - Published: 2-24-06

6. Dancing In Circles reviews

During their Seventh Year, Harry tries to get Ron to figure things out about their mutual friend, Hermione. In the process, Harry figures out some things of his own.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 2-5-05 - Published: 2-5-05

7. Unfinished Business » reviews

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,342 - Reviews: 306 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 1-22-05

8. Once More, With Feeling reviews

Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 10-1-04

9. Defending the DA reviews

Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 4-9-04 - Published: 4-9-04

10. Hinge of Fate » reviews

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,239 - Reviews: 1924 - Updated: 2-7-03 - Published: 10-21-02

11. Halloween Pranks reviews

A Halloween comedy, originally written for the Sugar Quill challenge, but turned out to be too long. Not part of my 'Hinge of Fate.'

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 10-23-02 - Published: 10-23-02

12. Suffer the Children » reviews

Jubilee and Rogue talk Logan into going shopping. Carnage ensues. Part 2 loaded. (This is a Movieverse Logan/Jubilee story, but no snogging is had by anyone.)

X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-3-02 - Published: 5-23-02

13. Home From the Hill » reviews

Eight months ago, Jubilee and Bishop disappeared. The firecracker they recover has grown up hard. FINAL CHAPTER LOADED.

Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 5-8-02 - Published: 6-27-01

14. Hormone Surge reviews

Logan helps Jean and Scott with a personal problem.

X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-26-02 - Published: 4-26-02

15. A Simple Question reviews

Rogue asks Logan a question.

X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-26-02 - Published: 4-26-02

16. Knocking the Shiny reviews

Han Solo reflects on his brother-in-law. Imagine him telling this while picking at the label of his 4th or 5th ale. (Reposted after fixing some glaring typos.)

Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-25-02 - Published: 4-25-02

17. End of the Road reviews

A runaway mutant is caught by the police, but things aren't what he expects. Not actually a sequel to my "Steppin' Out with Wolvie" series, but follows it.

X-Men - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-24-02 - Published: 4-24-02

18. Steppin' Out With Wolvie » reviews

Wolverine & Jubilee go out on the town. Some language, eventually slides into steamy 'R' rating. Originally archived at WolverineandJubilee, but chapter four exceeds Ascian's ratings policy. Read the full version here!

X-Men - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,640 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-18-02 - Published: 1-13-02

19. XCursions » reviews

Five years after the events of the movie, the Xmen are called to New Orleans to investigate several disappearances. This story won second prize in the WXFOnline contest.

Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,113 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-13-02 - Published: 1-13-02

20. Emergency Surgery reviews

Just a little "Let's torture Logan" short.

X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-13-02 - Published: 1-13-02

21. Meet the Family reviews

Jubilee brings a boyfriend home to meet the gang.

X-Men - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-18-01 - Published: 11-18-01

22. Welcome to Genosha reviews

Logan gets sidetracked when he investigates a tropical paradise. Rogue comes after him.

X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-18-01 - Published: 11-18-01