Hey Leute! Also, um mich kurz mal vorzustellen, ich heiße Andrea, bin 16 Jahre alt und wohne am Arsch der Welt, Südtirol. Ich bin Gilmore Girls (Tristan, TRORY), Charmed (Chris), ER (Ray), Naruto (Sasuke, SasuHina) und CSI (Greg, SANDLE) fan. Bin ein aufgeweckter Mensch, der nicht an Morgen denkt, sondern nur ob er heute lieber Bier oder Schnaps trinkt. ;-) nur ein scherz! Ich treffe mich gerne mit freunden, denke aber auch gerne über Gott und die Welt nach. Etwas zu meinem Leben. Na ja, es war bis jetzt ziemlich sch , deshalb schreibe ich Fanfiction. Die Stories helfen mir meine Gefühle zu verarbeiten. Zum Schluss noch mein Motto: Wer kämpft kann verlieren, wer nicht kämpft hat schon verloren!
Tja, hab momentan zwar viele Stories, an denen ich unbedingt arbeiten sollte, habe aber auch den Entschluss gefasst einige meiner schon fertiggestellten Geschichten zu übersetzen. Ich weiß noch wie es war als ich diese Seite entdeckt habe und kein Englisch konnte. Habe es zwar gelernt (und bin mittlerweile Klassenbeste ) aber es hat mich wirklich sehr viel Mühe und Zeit gekostet. Also dachte ich einfach, dass jeder der meine Geschichten auch in Deutsch lesen möchte, eine Möglichkeit dazu haben sollte. (Auch wenn man in der deutschsprachigen Kategorie weniger Reviews bekommt )
Well, hi!! gg I just thought I should write something in English, not just in German, and tell you a little bit about me.
My name is Andrea, but just call me Andi. I'm from Italy but my native language is German. (long story...) ;-) Right now I'm 16 years old. I'm a Gilmore Girls (Tristan, TRORY), Charmed (Chris), ER (Ray), Naruto (Sasuke, SasuHina) and CSI (Greg, SANDLE) fan. My life 'til now has been really difficult. There were some moments where I just wanted to give up but with writing fan fiction I found a way to process most of my feelings. You know what...I'll tell you a big secret...I'm addicted to reviews. lol. At the end I would like to thank everyone who reads my stories!! With love, Andi. ;-)
Favourite music/Lieblingsmusik:
Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Pennywise, Good Charlotte, Fear Factory, Simple Plan, NOFX, Jimmy Eat World, Green Day, Jonny Was, Marilyn Manson, 30 Seconds To Mars, The Used, Drowning Pool (I love the song "Sinner") ecc.
Favourite movies/Lieblinsfilme:
Saw (!), The Descent, American Pie, Final Destination 1, American History X, Fight Club. I love horror films. ;-)
Favourite shows/Lieblingsserien:
CSI, Gilmore Girls, Weeds, ER, Charmed, Simpsons (can't wait for the movie ;-) one more day 'til the release as I write this), House, Supernatural (!) Naruto
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if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.
Property from Narutocentral
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, The Jar Head, GTEX, dragninja, Charmedgrl4ever, death-on-arrival
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.
FAVOURTIE QUOTES FROM TV SHOWS (A LOT OF THEM ;-) ):
WEEDS:
Andy Botwinto Shane about masturbation Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed.
Shane gets up to walk away
Andy Botwin: Hey!
tosses Shane a banana
Andy Botwin: . Homework.
CHARMED:
Angel of Destiny: We Angels of Destiny only intervene in extreme circumstances.
Angel of Destinyslightly excited Mozart age 7, Michelangelo, Albert Einstein
Angel of DestinyDisappointed ... Britney Spears
Phoebe: You're a monkey. Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're- PMS monkey?
Paige: My sweater shrunk.
Piper: Ah, come on. You've worn tighter things than that.
Inspector Rodriguez: Prue Halliwell... is a witch.
Andy: A witch, huh? You wait here, I'll go warn the Wizard of Oz.
Paige: Do you think you could shift the gears? My boobs are in the way.
Cole: Did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.
Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
ER:
Dr. John Carter: OK guys, this party is over.
Lucy Knight: Was the music too loud?
Dr. John Carter: No, the furniture was too on fire.
Dr. Kerry Weaver: The food was terrible, the music stinks, the drinks were watered down, but you sure know how to throw a party.
Dr. Kerry Weaver: It's not a good idea to shock a patient who's wide-awake.
Dr. John Cartertrying to dispel rumors that he's with Lucy Lucy's like... like a little sister to me.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Huh? You do that to your sister?
Abby Lockhart: You carry a scalpel ?
Dr. Ray Barnett: Yeah a bonesaw's too bulky
Carol Hathaway: You're a med student?
Abby Lockhart: What can I say? I crossed over to the Dark Side.
Dr. Robert Romanoregaining consciousness Oh no. I'm at County.
passes out again
GILMORE GIRLS:
Rory: Do something to make me hate you!
Lorelai: Um, go Hitler?.
Zach: Whoa, cool.
Dave: We all finished at the same time.
Lane: That has never happened.
Brian: The middle of that song didn't even sound like us.
Dave: Yeah, it sounded good
Kirk is preparing for a date, and wants to get the best seat at Luke's
Kirk: Say I was Tom Cruise. Where would you seat me?
Luke: In an acting class.
Tristan: You should decorate this thing.
Rory: I did.
Tristan: Well, I mean with something other than a bunch of dead black and white women.
Rory: What, like curtains?
Jason: I have a bottle of vodka back at my place. A big bottle of vodka. The world's biggest bottle.
Lorelai: What'll you drink?
Jason: Gin.
CSI:
Dr. Al Robbins: Hand me that foot, would you?
Greg Sanders: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall.
Catherine Willows: Hey, you.
Warrick Brown: Hey.
Catherine Willows: How uh... are you holding up?
Warrick Brown: I'm fine.
Catherine Willows: You sure?
Warrick Brown: Yeah.
Catherine Willows: ...you're in the women's bathroom.
Nick Stokes: You need to get a girlfriend.
David Phillips: I'm engaged, but thank you.
Gil Grissom: Sara, do you have any duct tape in your kit?
Sara Sidle: Yeah. It's what I use to hold it together.
Captain Jim Brass: Hey, look what I found: a knife with blood on it.
Gil Grissom: Hey, look what I found: dead guy.
NARUTO:
Sakura: NARUTO RUN... YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED.
Kakashi Hatake: Too late... Konoha's hidden village secret taijutsu technique
sticks fingers in Naruto's butt
Kakashi Hatake: ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!
Naruto Uzumaki: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
HOUSE:
Dr. Gregory House: A patient comes because she's sleeping 16 hours a day, and it takes ten doctors and a coma to diagnose sleeping sickness.
Dr. Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?
Dr. Gregory House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.
Dr. Eric Foreman: It's dangerous, it could kill him. You should do it.
SCRUBS:
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
Turk is using an endoscope to find a hernia inside a patient
Bonnie: We're so lost.
Turk: We're not lost.
Bonnie: Go left, here.
Turk: It's a right.
Bonnie: You passed his Cooper's ligament three times already. Just stop and ask for directions!
Turk: Do you want to drive this thing? 'Cause I will pull - I will pull this thing over and let you drive this thing!
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE:
Malcolm learned to enjoy life and to stop thinking
Francison the phone Malcolm, you gotta help me. Is there a scientific way to prove if ice cream can be used as sunscreen?
Malcolm: What's the flavor?
Francis: I don't know.
Malcolm: Is it chocolate?
Francis: I don't know. Why are you asking? Is it going to be different if it's chocolate?
Malcolm: No. I just like chocolate.
Francis: Uhh, Malcolm, you didn't find that coffee can in the garage by any chance, did you?
Dewey: Mom, dad, guess what? The tooth fairy came.
Lois: He did?
Hal: Oh, so what'd he give you? A couple dollars?
Dewey: I got a rock and a half a stick of gum.
Lois: Malcolm. Reese.
Malcolm: Mom, I hate wearing Reece's hand-me-downs. Look at this. Jelly in the pockets, the fly's broken, and it smells like wet dog.
Lois: Well, you should be glad he only wore it once.
Francis: I don't even know how to pronounce your last name.
Piama: TA-NA-NA-HA-AK-NA.
Malcolm: Okay, let's think outside the box. If you were a diving board, what would you want someone to do with you?
Dewey: Take me to the ice rink!
Reese: Why would you want to go to the ice rink? It's cold there.
Dewey: But they have good hotdogs.
Reese: No, they suck! The ones at the train station are the good ones.
Dewey: Why would a diving board want to go to the train station?
Reese: I dunno, maybe it wants to visit relatives, or something.
Malcolm: Okay, back inside the box.
Reese: Guys! Guys! I just made an amazing discovery! When you mix blue and yellow together, you get a totally new colour! I call it... Blellow!
Francis is being pursued by a gang and calls home
Francisover answering machine Mom. Dad. Sorry I gotta whisper, but I'm calling from inside a washing... Hey, guys. What are you doing with those quarters? No! No! NO!
screams
THE SIMPSONS:
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
SHRIEK:
Dawson: You know what we've gotta do? We've gotta get out of here!
Boner: To someplace safe.
Martina: Yeah, in the middle of nowhere.
Slab: In the dark woods and pouring rain.
Dawson: Without any adult supervision or police protection anywhere in the vicinity.
Barbara: I know just the place! It's been totally deserted ever since those dorky kids were dismembered.
Boner: Are you talking about band camp?
Martina: All right, listen. There are certain rules that you have to follow in a parody situation if you want to survive. Rule number one: exaggerate everything. Number 88: accept the ridiculous as logical.
flash to Boner getting down with a girl
Martina: Sexual sight gags, always funny.
Boner making sex noises while pulling out a splinter
Martina: And along with wacky sound effects...
Boner unzipping his pants with a "boing!" sound
Martina: And unlimited absurdity.
Killer frightens Boner into a heart attack with a chainsaw
Martina: Remember: nothing is sacred.
cross falls onto bed
Dawson: You're forgetting, point out the obvious.
holds up a "dead man" sign pointing to Slab
Martina: And finally, perpetually painful stereotypes.
Black guy in pimp outfit: Dat's ridikkulous!
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