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since: 07-26-05, id: 863484, Profile Updated: 04-08-09
country: Italy
Author has written 8 stories for Gilmore Girls, CSI, Charmed, Naruto, and ER.

Hey Leute! Also, um mich kurz mal vorzustellen, ich heiße Andrea, bin 17 Jahre alt und wohne am Arsch der Welt, Südtirol. Ich bin Gilmore Girls (Tristan, TRORY), Charmed (Chris), ER (Ray), Naruto (Sasuke, SasuHina) und CSI (Greg, SANDLE) fan. Bin ein aufgeweckter Mensch, der nicht an Morgen denkt, sondern nur ob er heute lieber Bier oder Schnaps trinkt. ;-)

Mein Leben bisher war nicht gerade einfach, wegwegen ich angefangen habe Fanfiction zu schreiben. Die Stories helfen mir meine Gefühle zu verarbeiten und ich kann meiner (übergroßen) Fantasie freien Lauf lassen. Mein Motto: Wer kämpft kann verlieren, wer nicht kämpft hat schon verloren!

Well, hi!! I just thought I should write something in English too, not just in German, and tell you a little bit about me.

My name is Andrea, but just call me Andi. I'm from Italy but my native language is German. Currently I'm 17 years old. I'm a Gilmore Girls (Tristan, TRORY), Charmed (Chris), ER (Ray), Naruto (Sasuke, SasuHina) and CSI (Greg, SANDLE) fan. My life 'til now has been really difficult. There were some moments where I just wanted to give up but with writing fan fiction I found a way to process most of my feelings. You know what...I'll tell you a big secret...I'm addicted to reviews. lol. At the end I would like to thank everyone who reads my stories!! With love, Andi. ;-)

Favourite music/Lieblingsmusik:

Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Pennywise, Fear Factory, Bullet For My Valentine, Jonny Was, Marilyn Manson, 30 Seconds To Mars, The Used, Drowning Pool, Skillet, Lovex, Rammstein, Paramore, Die Mannequin ecc.

Favourite movies/Lieblinsfilme:

Saw (!), The Descent, Shaun Of The Dead and all kind of horror movies, American Pie, Final Destination 1, American History X, Fight Club

Favourite shows/Lieblingsserien:

CSI, Gilmore Girls, Weeds, ER, Charmed, Simpsons, Supernatural (!) Naruto

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto

· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out

· Start to call your teachers Sennin.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

Property from Narutocentral

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

IN REMEMBRANCE OF LITTLETON, ERFURT, WINNENDEN ECC.

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

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1. Dare Night: CSI Style » reviews
The team gets invited to a dare night. Are they up to the challenge?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 6-10-08
2. Life » reviews
Life is full of events that in the end can lead to your downfall. Can Rory protect Tristan from these events or will she also be pulled into this vicious circle called life? DARK THEMES!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 6-5-08 - Tristan D. & Rory G.
3. Revenge » reviews
Greggo Angst. GSR. SaraNick and GregCatherine friendship. Something will happen to Greg that he will never forget.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-29-08 - Published: 8-9-06 - Greg S. - Complete
4. Back Together » reviews
Chris story. Takes place after Chris crossed. Bianca has kept a secret from Chris but now she can't hide it from him any longer. Read and review!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,273 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 2-27-07 - Elise R. - Complete
5. The Attack reviews
Team 7 gets attacked. Warning: Major crack and Luke Skywalker. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-29-07 - Complete
6. Our Youthful Hair, Definitely Worth A Death Glare » reviews
The Rookie 9 plus Kakashi and Gai must wash their hair in a public toilet. CRACK! Now betaread and reposted!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 8-10-07 - Complete
7. Lost Souls » reviews
Rated for dark themes. Ray makes a decision that leaves everyone destroyed. Kinda Reela.
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-12-07 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete
8. Veränderungen » reviews
also leute, das hier ist meine erste fic, also nicht zu böse sein. am anfang scheint es, wie eine schon 100mal durchgekaute story. aber es wird eine überraschende wendung geben. also einfach mal lesen...und vergesst die reviews nicht. PS: Trory :-
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - German - Humor/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,825 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 12-18-05 - Tristan D. & Rory G. - Complete
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