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Author has written 20 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Misc. Books. Welcome to Our Groove! You have reached the joint account of Schmo (halberd) and Sushi (ladyar)! You may know us for our stories 'A Time for Us,' 'The Fledgling Year', the Funny Farm Chronicles, or from NFFR. Take a look around, vote in our poll, read a few stories! Reviews are very much appreciated, too. Become a fan of Schmo and Sushi on Facebook! See disclaimer and notes to readers at the bottom of the page. Last updated 02/08/12. Sushi's Bio Name: Sushi, SH, Rachel...Your Greatness... FF Profile: ladyar (inactive) Age: Somewhere between 10 and 100. Gender: Female Appearance: Tall; chin-length red hair, curly; brown eyes and glasses; (ahem) not-so-athletic build; very Dutch nose. Fav Quote(s): "To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act." -Anatole France "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" -Admiral David Farragut "Makes you wonder if at concerts in the 1860s there was a guy holding a candle yelling 'Yeah, hard times come again no more!'" -Lee's ghost reborn, on FictionPress' Civil War RPG. Schmo's Bio Name: Schmo, Kat, Katelyn... any of those work. :) FF Profile: halberd Age: Legal Gender: Female Appearance: Shoulder length hair that's... somewhat brown, brown eyes, red and zebra print glasses and a perpetual look of retardation. Fav Quote(s): "We must remember that art is not a form of propaganda, but a form of truth." - John F. Kennedy "Yes, but in the morning I shall be sober and you shall still be ugly!" - Sir Winston Churchill "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius "Men did not love Rome because she was great, she was great because men loved Her." - G. K. Chesterton, "Orthodoxy" "Somehow, I got the idea that souls looked like kidney beans." - Kiera "Saruman... BEDAZZLED!" - Dr. Greigg Our Statement of Belief(s): Especially to our Narnia readers... ~Schmo and Sushi will not read, nor ever write, any Suspians. (For those strangers to the Narnia fandom, this is pairing Prince Caspian with Susan Pevensie.) Sushi highly dislikes and discourages movieverse fics, and she believes that a Caspian/Susan romance goes against Lewis' original intents. This ship is not from the books. It is a fabrication of the movies' creators and has no rightful place in the Narnia fandom. In the books, Prince Caspian is 13, and Susan a year or so younger. A passionate romance like those presented in Suspians would never happen. Lucians (Caspian/Lucy), however, as long as they stay true to the books, she does enjoy and support, and may someday write her own. :D To our Harry Potter/Narnia readers... ~Schmo and Sushi are both professing Christians. Because of this, Sushi will write all of our Narnia stories with that in mind - C.S. Lewis himself wrote the Chronicles of Narnia to answer the question, "What would Christ be like if He came to another world?" Thus Aslan and Narnia were born. While she tries to steer clear of overt Christianity, as she understands that it makes many people uncomfortable, there is a very strong element of it in each of our Lewis fanfics, "Sea Rat" in particular. Just look for it! Also, you will never see any Dark Magic in our Harry Potter stories. The magic of Hogwarts and the theory of wizardry that is so prevalent in the real books takes backseats in the Funny Farm books, and we are comfortable with it. That is the way it will stay, and that's that. Thanks for reading! Notices and Other Things of a Note-y Nature: ~The Funny Farm stories are not just our own, but also belong in part to our fellow FF member and good friend Hannah-Schmurf. She co-wrote it with us! Actually, it was mainly me (Sushi) and her, but, hey... (Note from Schmo: Don't listen to them. I wrote a good chunk of the first... three books. S'not my fault I moved. D:) (Note from Sushi: A good chunk? What's that? maybe 1/5? :P JK. Kinda.) ~Our friend Haley (Snoodles), who is our other friend Hannah (Schmurf)'s older sister, 'plays' Haley Schreiter in our Funny Farm stories. Visit her profile! Disclaimer and Adverts: We do not own ANY of J.R.R. Tolkien's or C.S. Lewis' or J.K. Rowling's or T.A. Barron's supremely awesome characters. So there. The minute we do, though, we'll tell you. I never thought I'd say this, but here's my inspiration for Enna's dress in chapter 26 of "Sea Rat". :) Here's the tune to the song Aramir sang in chapter 23 of "Taming the Tides." :D (\)_(/) | |||||
1. The Fledgling Year » reviewsCor's mission is to explore Archenland and learn about her people. Aravis's mission is to find him a suitable bride. Their only obstacles? Each other. And, of course, the occasional rogue dragon. Cor/Aravis. CHAPTER NINE UP! FINALLY!Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 2-7-12 - Published: 1-9-10 - Aravis & Shasta/Cor2. The Funny Farm and the Order of the Phoenix » reviewsSequel, FF & GOBLET OF FIRE. If the Funny Farm thought 4th year was rough, they ain't seen nothin yet! 2 weeks in Ireland, some Happy News, that Umbridge woman, and Rachel finding her Irish pride. And what about that nasty Voldemort? DeanOC, SeamusOCHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,333 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 11-9-11 - Published: 1-4-09 - Seamus F. & Dean T.3. Between the Worlds » reviewsComplete! Digory and Polly, in an effort to return to Narnia, end up getting more fantastical worlds than they bargained for. Bookverse ficlet with a sprinkling of other fandoms. Digory/Polly friendship fluff. NFE 2010 entry.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,176 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-11-11 - Published: 2-5-11 - Digory Kirke & Polly Plummer - Complete4. Flying reviewsHumans can never truly fly without the help of some machine, but that doesn't mean that there aren't things that feel just like flying, as Corin and Lucy discover amidst trade agreements, uncomfortable chairs and stress relief. Corin/Lucy; One-ShotChronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-28-10 - Corin & Lucy Pevensie - Complete5. Blackberry Wine reviewsPrince Corin's life is a hot summer evening. Queen Lucy is his blackberry wine. Corin/Lucy. Oneshot.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-28-10 - Corin & Lucy Pevensie - Complete6. A Game of Thrones » reviewsWhat starts out as a simple journey to foster the friendship between Archenland and Narnia turns into something much bigger as a piece of Archenland's history is destroyed. Add to that thinly veiled threats from Calormen and you get a recipe for trouble.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-25-10 - Published: 6-22-10 - Edmund Pevensie7. Rain reviewsCor doesn't like the rain, at first. Drabble. Slight Cor/Aravis fluff.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-25-10 - Shasta/Cor & Aravis - Complete8. Taming the Tides » reviewsCOMPLETE. Sequel to SEA RAT. What started out for Narnia as a simple preventive campaign against rebel Galma has now become full-fledged war. Alliances, independence, and lives hang in the balance, and all involved must band together or be destroyed.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 115,037 - Reviews: 437 - Updated: 1-4-10 - Published: 2-20-09 - Complete9. The Funny Farm and the Prisoner of Azkaban » reviewsCOMPLETE! Sequel, FUNNY FARM & THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. The Funny Farm is back for their 3rd year! Dean and Rachel are going out, but Hannah and Seamus aren't happy about it. And someone's after Harry! What are they going to do? DeanOC, implied SeamusOCHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,290 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-20-09 - Published: 1-3-07 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete10. Of Monarchs and Men reviewsFour young rulers take a break from palace business and discuss their plans for the future. One-shot, Pevensie sibling fluff. Complete.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-24-09 - Complete11. Persuaded reviewsAravis, in a moment of homesickness, is reminded just why she's decided to stay in Archenland. One-shot. Cor/Aravis fluff.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-19-09 - Aravis & Shasta/Cor - Complete12. Independence Day reviewsKing Caspian X has the sniffles on the anniversary of his coronation. One-shot. Young!Caspian! Blonde!Caspian! Book!Caspian!Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-09 - Caspian X - Complete13. Sea Rat » reviewsComplete! Enna ran away from home to escape a past she'd rather forget, and when she's found aboard a ship bound for Narnia, she expects death from its High King. But first Peter's determined to find out what exactly is going on! Pre H&HB. PeterOC.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 106,782 - Reviews: 604 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 6-24-07 - Peter Pevensie - Complete14. The Funny Farm and the Goblet of Fire » reviewsLOOK! IT'S COMPLETE! Sequel, FF & PRISONER OF AZKABAN. The Funny Farm is back for 4th year! But with foreign schools, a nationally recognized Tournament taking place, and all the raging hormones, will they find that it's too much to handle? DeanOC.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,566 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 4-6-07 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete15. A Time For Us » reviewsComplete! What happens when a young woman throws her lyre at the king of Narnia? Arrania of Archenland is about to find out, and it's not at all what she expected. Edmund OC. Post H&HB. Rated T for suspense, nonsense humor, and Pevensies goofing off.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,209 - Reviews: 309 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 1-3-07 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete16. Afraid of the Dark reviewsOne of the promised 'A Time For Us' oneshots. It's recommended you read that one first! Ed's a boy again, and it's hard for him to bear alone. EdOC.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-30-07 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete17. May Mandos Be Merciful » reviewsON OFFICIAL, INDEFINITE HIATUS. Yep, you guessed it, this is a Mary Sue. 6 socially challenged girls fall into Middle Earth, find true love, and try desperately to save the land they've come to call home. Don't say we didn't warn you...Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 10-9-06 - Elrohir/Elladan18. The Eternal Flame: Epilogue reviewsSimply what Sushi thinks should've happened at the end of The Great Tree of Avalon: The Eternal Flame, by T.A. Barron. R&R! Oneshot.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete19. The Funny Farm and the Chamber of Secrets » reviewsCOMPLETE! Sequel, FF & THE SORCERER'S STONE. The Funny Farm returns to Hogwarts for 2nd year, but unexpected unrest and danger awaits them! With the heir of Slytherin on the hunt for Muggleborns, it's only a matter of time...no romance yet!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,716 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-8-06 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete20. The Funny Farm and the Sorcerer's Stone » reviewsDONE! It all began when 6 American Muggleborns get their Hogwarts letters. Be there through all their heartache and joy, love and enmity, as they complete their first year at wizarding school... no romance yet !Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 11-28-06 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete
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