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since: 07-26-05, id: 863531, Profile Updated: 11-23-09
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Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Misc. Books.

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Welcome to Our Groove!

You have reached the joint account of Schmo (Kat Carbines) and Sushi (ladyar)!

You may know us for our stories 'A Time for Us,' 'Sea Rat', the Funny Farm Chronicles, or from reviews we've submitted. Take a look around, vote in our poll, read a few stories! Reviews are very much appreciated, too.

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See disclaimer and notes to readers at the bottom of the page. Last updated 09/20/09


Sushi's Bio

Name: Sushi, SH, Rachel...heck, I'll even answer to 'Hey, you with the unhealthy Civil War obsession!' Kate, don't even think about it...

FF Profile: ladyar

Age: I'm older than Schmo by...3 months. My birthday's April 19.

Gender: Female

Appearance: Tall; shoulder-length honey brown hair, curly; brown eyes; glasses/contacts; relatively tan skin; big feet; (ahem) not-so-athletic build; very Dutch nose.

Fav Quote(s):

"Where does cotton come from, class?" "Slaves!" -Mrs. McKenna and Asia (very inappropriate, I know)

"To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act." -Anatole France

"Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" -Admiral David Farragut

"We're all going to vote for Sushi because she'll actually do stuff on Student Government." -The other nominees

"Hey, rewind it and play it in slow-mo! It is Jude Law, after all." -Mrs. Guge about an "inappropriate scene" in Cold Mountain

"Makes you wonder if at concerts in the 1860s there was a guy holding a candle yelling 'Yeah hard times come again no more!'" -Lee's ghost reborn, on FictionPress' Civil War RPG. If you get this, PM me!


Schmo's Bio

Name: Schmo, Kat, Katelyn... any of those work. :)

FF Profile: Kat Carbines

Age: Somewhere over 16 and under 25

Gender: Female

Appearance: Shoulder length hair that's... somewhat brown, brown eyes, red and zebra print glasses and a perpetual look of retardation.

Fav Quote(s):

"We must remember that art is not a form of propaganda, but a form of truth." - John F. Kennedy

"Yes, but in the morning I shall be sober and you shall still be ugly!" - Sir Winston Churchill

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius

"Men did not love Rome because she was great, she was great because men loved Her." - G. K. Chesterton, "Orthodoxy"

"Somehow, I got the idea that souls looked like kidney beans." - Kiera

"Saruman... BEDAZZLED!" - Dr. Greigg


Our Statement of Belief(s):

Especially to our Narnia readers...

~Schmo and Sushi will not read, nor ever write, any Suspians. (For those strangers to the Narnia fandom, this is pairing Prince Caspian with Susan Pevensie.) Sushi highly dislikes and discourages movieverse fics, and she believes that a Caspian/Susan romance goes against Lewis' original intents. This ship is not from the books. It is a fabrication of the movies' creators and has no rightful place in the Narnia fandom. In the books, Prince Caspian is 13, and Susan a year or so younger. A passionate romance like those presented in Suspians would never happen.

Lucians (Caspian/Lucy), however, as long as they stay true to the books, she does enjoy and support, and may someday write her own. :D

To our Harry Potter/Narnia readers...

~Schmo and Sushi are both professing Christians. Because of this, Sushi will write all of our Narnia stories with that in mind - C.S. Lewis himself wrote the Chronicles of Narnia to answer the question, "What would Christ be like if He came to another world?" Thus Aslan and Narnia were born. While she tries to steer clear of overt Christianity, as she understands that it makes many people uncomfortable, there is a very strong element of it in each of our Lewis fanfics, "Sea Rat" in particular. Just look for it!

Also, you will never see any Dark Magic in our Harry Potter stories. The magic of Hogwarts and the theory of wizardry that is so prevalent in the real books takes backseats in the Funny Farm books, and we are comfortable with it. That is the way it will stay, and that's that. Thanks for reading!

Regarding reviews...

~Regular visitors may have noticed that Schmo and Sushi do not review often. It's not personal - it's directly related to how little time Sushi has to read fics. However, when she does read, and feels impelled to review, you can usually count on a well-rounded, thoughtful one. We don't believe that "this sucks" or "update soon" qualifies as reviews. (If you receive a review from us, it's because something about your story impressed her! :D She doesn't waste time reviewing poorly-written fics.) Also, those who leave well-rounded reviews for our story(s) can count on receiving responses from her - we'll always answer questions and take time to show our appreciation. Schmo usually reviews things on her own account (Kat Carbines) but, much like Sushi, she doesn't review often. It's more due to never being able to really be as coherent in them as she'd like, rather than time, but she almost always does something to show her appreciation!

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Notices and Other Things of a Note-y Nature:

~The Funny Farm stories are not just our own, but also belong in part to our fellow FF member and good friend Hannah-Schmurf. She co-wrote it with us! Actually, it was mainly me (Sushi) and her, but, hey... (Note from Schmo: Don't listen to them. I wrote a good chunk of the first... three books. S'not my fault I moved. D:) (Note from Sushi: A good chunk? What's that? maybe 1/5? :P JK. Kinda.)

~Our friend Haley (Snoodles), who is our other friend Hannah (Schmurf)'s older sister, 'plays' Haley Schreiter in our Funny Farm stories. Visit her profile!

~To all "Sea Rat" readers!


Disclaimer and Adverts:

We do not own ANY of J.R.R. Tolkien's or C.S. Lewis' or J.K. Rowling's or T.A. Barron's supremely awesome characters. So there.

The minute we do, though, we'll tell you.

I never thought I'd say this, but here's my inspiration for Enna's dress in chapter 26 of "Sea Rat". :)

Here's the tune to the song Aramir sang in chapter 23 of "Taming the Tides." :D

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
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1. Taming the Tides » reviews
Sequel to SEA RAT. What started out for Narnia as a simple preventive campaign against rebel Galma has now become full-fledged war. Alliances, independence, and lives hang in the balance, and all involved must band together or be destroyed. CHAPTER 42 UP
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,064 - Reviews: 403 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 2-20-09 - Edmund Pevensie & Lucy Pevensie
2. Of Monarchs and Men reviews
Four young rulers take a break from palace business and discuss their plans for the future. One-shot, Pevensie sibling fluff. Complete.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-09 - Complete
3. Persuaded reviews
Aravis, in a moment of homesickness, is reminded just why she's decided to stay in Archenland. One-shot. Cor/Aravis fluff.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-19-09 - Aravis & Shasta/Cor - Complete
4. The Funny Farm and the Order of the Phoenix » reviews
Sequel, FF & GOBLET OF FIRE. If the Funny Farm thought 4th year was rough, they ain't seen nothin yet! 2 weeks in Ireland, some Happy News, that Umbridge woman, and Rachel finding her Irish pride. And what about that nasty Voldemort? DeanOC, SeamusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,830 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 1-4-09 - Seamus F. & Dean T.
5. Independence Day reviews
King Caspian X has the sniffles on the anniversary of his coronation. One-shot. Young!Caspian! Blonde!Caspian! Book!Caspian!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-09 - Caspian X - Complete
6. Sea Rat » reviews
Complete! Enna ran away from home to escape a past she'd rather forget, and when she's found aboard a ship bound for Narnia, she expects death from its High King. But first Peter's determined to find out what exactly is going on! Pre H&HB. PeterOC.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 106,423 - Reviews: 569 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 6-24-07 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
7. The Funny Farm and the Goblet of Fire » reviews
LOOK! IT'S COMPLETE! Sequel, FF & PRISONER OF AZKABAN. The Funny Farm is back for 4th year! But with foreign schools, a nationally recognized Tournament taking place, and all the raging hormones, will they find that it's too much to handle? DeanOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,566 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 4-6-07 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete
8. A Time For Us » reviews
Complete! What happens when a young woman throws her lyre at the king of Narnia? Arrania of Archenland is about to find out, and it's not at all what she expected. Edmund OC. Post H&HB. Rated T for suspense, nonsense humor, and Pevensies goofing off.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,865 - Reviews: 239 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 1-3-07 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
9. Afraid of the Dark reviews
One of the promised 'A Time For Us' oneshots. It's recommended you read that one first! Ed's a boy again, and it's hard for him to bear alone. EdOC.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-30-07 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
10. The Funny Farm and the Prisoner of Azkaban » reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel, FUNNY FARM & THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. The Funny Farm is back for their 3rd year! Dean and Rachel are going out, but Hannah and Seamus aren't happy about it. And someone's after Harry! What are they going to do? DeanOC, implied SeamusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,290 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 1-3-07 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete
11. May Mandos Be Merciful » reviews
ON OFFICIAL, INDEFINITE HIATUS. Yep, you guessed it, this is a Mary Sue. 6 socially challenged girls fall into Middle Earth, find true love, and try desperately to save the land they've come to call home. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 10-9-06 - Elrohir/Elladan
12. The Eternal Flame: Epilogue
Simply what Sushi thinks should've happened at the end of The Great Tree of Avalon: The Eternal Flame, by T.A. Barron. R&R! Oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete
13. The Funny Farm and the Chamber of Secrets » reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel, FF & THE SORCERER'S STONE. The Funny Farm returns to Hogwarts for 2nd year, but unexpected unrest and danger awaits them! With the heir of Slytherin on the hunt for Muggleborns, it's only a matter of time...no romance yet!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,716 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-8-06 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete
14. The Funny Farm and the Sorcerer's Stone » reviews
DONE! It all began when 6 American Muggleborns get their Hogwarts letters. Be there through all their heartache and joy, love and enmity, as they complete their first year at wizarding school... no romance yet !
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 11-28-06 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete
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