'Cause goodness knows I can't think up a UserID to save my life.

I'm working on some stories right now, but they're all awful. cries I'd be embarrassed to post them. Mostly I'm working in the Harry Potter and - multiple - Tolkien fandoms, but until I get down to some hardcore editing noone here's going to see them. In fact, to be reading this you must be bored out of your mind. Go away, shoo.