My counterpart: Xdon't-mind-meX

I work at McDonald's. Meh, I hate it.

Fall child, baby! October birhdays ROCK! (heh, heh...naruto...heh)

Age: 18 as of the 22nd (I'm a lega adult!! YES! Yaoi con here I come!)

Birthday is one day before NaruSasu day. God, I love October! (NaruSasu day and SasuNaru belong to Master of Rebels. Bow down to her)

Gender: Female

obessesion: isn't it obvious?

Occupation: yaoi fangirl

secret: Well, it WOULD be that I'm obessesd with yaoi but it's not really a secret when you're whole family finds out isn't it? At least they're not stopping me from writing it. Not that I'd stop anyway.

Personal Quote: You Fail!" "At what??" "LIFE!!"

yeah...not really a quote, just something my insane mind came up with.

Fav Quotes: "Will you be my uke?" and "GAH! You face raped me!!" and last but not least, "We don’t need a bed, beds are for wimps." from the sasunaru fic Craving.

http://dragonlady77.deviantart.com/ for ZADR and DP drawings!

http://www.youtube.com/user/yaoi2010 for movies. Some good some not so good.

I was recently introduced to Invader Zim a couple weeks ago. It. Is. AMAZING! I couldn't get enough. I went crazy looking up anything IZ. Even now I'm the proud owner of the complete invasion (DVD box set). I knew the show had been cancelled long before I started liking (scratch that) OBSESSING over the show but when I found it had a season finale and and 16 episodes that'd I 'd never see I literally almost cried. CURSE YOU NICK! YOU'VE TAKEN AWAY THE TWO THINGS I LOVE MOST! At least DP had a season finale! But did they finish the finale for IZ?? Nooooooo!

May Invader Zim and Danny Phantom rest in peace.

"Heh...just kick any shifty looking people who look NICK-related, in the groin." -Jhonen Vasquez (creater of Invader Zim) Oh I will Jhonen, I will...

And just because I feel like it, here's a quote from the unaired episode Mopiness of Doom.

Zim: Dib? Is that you? Is that really you? You're back to your old self?

Dib: I sure am you ugly space monster!

Zim: You have no idea how happy that makes me you revolting little worm!

Note From PA 3-22-09

God, when I look back at my old stories I just want to tear them up and hide them away from the world. They’re so horrible! Jeez, I can’t believe it was me who wrote those crappy things! But, I have returned from the writing gods of old they have filled me with the wisdom of slash! I spent many long months with them and I learned of the miraculous things you could do with lotion. Yes, such long sessions they were.

I think I got the hang of this thing now. And even though I hate my old stuff, I promise not to take it down. I know how it feels when someone removes a story cuz they think it’s crap even though you think it’s amazing. Maybe I’ll go through them and rewrite them again. One day. But probably not.

I still love and adore ZADR but the fics I wrote for them. Closer and Dangerous Attachments never made it to ffnet because I refuse to put them up when they are so horribly written. They are written though, however, it's in my crappy before-the-slash-gods-style. So I must put them on hold and rewrite everything. Perhaps change around the plot. I dun know. Sorry bout that.

And now, thanks to fanfic, my mind has become more warped than ever before. I can't go one single hour without thinking, "SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!" My daily dosage of yaoi that my body needs to function properly has shot up to an alarming rate. Every story I write has a sex scene somewhere in it. My current fics I'm working on, Enchantments of the Heart and Untitled, have five already planned out and it's not stopping! Sometimes I think something's wrong with me.

Stories I'm Working On

A Little Inbetween - Sasunaru True love. Meant to be right? Apparently not if the current love of your life is dating your twin sister. (featuring FemNaru!)

Falling In This Thing We Call...Insanity - Sasunaru Inspired by mutiple things that will be made clear soon. Kind of a twist on beauty and the beast. But believe me, this is no fairy tale story. Far from it my friends.

Circus Freaks- Sasunaru Inspired by Britney Spears song. But there will be no Britney in the story! Itachi has once again dragged his little brother into something he does not want to do.

Love Caution - Sasunaru (It was going to be Kill Me Kiss Me but then I found another sasunaru fic with that exact title)Your average, but then again, not so average Sasuke-goes-lust-crazy fic. You get too many bumps on the head and you might just find yourself a ruthless killer with only one person on the mind...Naruto.

Enchantments of the Heart: Summons and Spells - Sasunaru and ? This is my try at an epic Sasunaru crossover with HP. I'm not sure of the pairings yet and it's all hazy. But I do know where I want it to go. A dark allaince will be made. Dumbledore must find help fast or Hogwarts is in trouble.

Untitled (God, gimme a title here! I'm so confused!!) - Sasunaru Okay, this one features Naruto and Sasuke in the original universe. Sasuke's come back to the village, but for what purpose? Does he really want to be there or is the a bigger scheme underneath all the tender touches and kisses?

Closer - ZADR A one shot thingy that deals with the lust we all feel, and maybe some world domination thrown into the pot.

Dangerous Attachments - ZADR My baby for Zadr fics. I love this thing. I'm sorry I couldn't get it out. Zim starts acting weird one day, and Dib wants to know why. Warning: murder, gore, sexual frustration, hints of sex, actual sex...etc. And a special appearance by...dun, dun, dun!!

And Now For Some Fun Stuff!

98 of DA's Anime Fanbase = Yaoi Fangirls. If you don't give two shits about the statistics and just want to see two guys fuck madly, paste to your sig.

(Here's a little rambling on my part) Have you ever noticed that seme's are ALWAYS taller than the uke? It's like it's some sort of scientific fact of life. You'll be reading a fic with your two favorite characters and the author switches it around so that one of them is shorter than the other, and you instantly realize that that person is automatically the uke! Weird isn't it?

Sai: Yaoi is only reason to live!...Besides the Internet.
Sakura: Ewwwww! I don't get this whole Yaoi-thing!
Sai: You understand when you're older. Someday you wake up and realize that it doesn't matter what gender you fall in love with. Only thing that matters in this world is that you get laid. A LOT.

When Sasuke calls Naruto usuratonkachi it can be translated to "total dumbass", "screw-up", "my lovemuffin" or "Naruto, you know that the only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor"

(last two were taken from SasuNaru!Crack Shippuden! Go read now!) http://community.livejournal.com/sasuxnaru/1337268.html

Orochimaru: …Sooo…What are we going to do now, when we have no TV?
Sasuke: I could tell about my childhood.
Orochimaru/Kabuto: NO!
Orochimaru: We have heard that same story like a zillion times!
Sasuke: But if I keep flashbacking to my tragic childhood, the fans feel bad for me and I can kill their favourite characters without them minding… (taken from SasuNaru!Crack Shippuden! again. This is so true for me. I feel completely sad and so terrible for Sasuke I forgive him for most everything he does. Besides, in the end he's gonna turn good anyway. Everyone knows Naurto's gonna get to him one of these days. ;)

If you think Orochimaru has ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

"Suna" backwards is "anus"

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/462/15/ (SPOILER! for Chapter 462!) Oh fate, I always knew you were a yaoi fangirl!

Teme for Seme: the original ass pounder! (it was for a club I saw on y!gallery and thought it was hilarious!)

PWP = Porn Without Plot

I am...Switching Stoic! Hiding the Passion Behind a Cold Mask!

You're usually the kind who is the leader in whatever you do. Even so, socializing isn't your forte. You'd much rather be alone somewhere reading a book or working on something quietly. People just tend to be unnecessary distractions, and you could more than do without them. At least, that's what you'd like people to believe In truth you are actually rather scared. Though, not even heavy torture would get you to admit it. You just don't know how to deal with people, because you've never really had much experience. It's because of this that it usually takes an outgoing, experienced person to knock down some of your walls. They are everything you aren't; friendly, popular, and self-assured. And, after all, opposites attract. Relationships with other Switching Stoics tend to fizzle out rather quickly because neither of you know what to do about how you feel. You need someone to help you understand these strange emotions called love and desire, and to let you know it's ok to express them. As a result, you usually end up uke. Well, at least to start out. Maybe after you get a handle on how things are done you will switch your role. Hence the title.

Likeliness of being seme: 40
Likeliness of being uke: 60

(doesn't it kind of remind you of Sasuke and Naruto? totally cool!)

: @- :==, Hidden Leaf Village
==: ./ :== Hidden Sound Village
,',' :== Hidden Mist Village
==: I :== Hidden Sand Village
==: M :== Hidden Grass Village
==: llll :== Hidden Rain Village

You Know You're A Yaoi Fangirl When...

6) you feel like squeeing everytime someone says the word "faggot" or "gay"

5) you've seen Brokeback Mountain

4) you laugh at gay humor

3) you're turned on by those two hot guys kissing in Hot Topic

2) You nod your head and smile at each one of these

and number one reason you know you're a fangirl!...

1) everytime you see a bottle of lube you giggle

(I did not get these fangirl reasons from anywhere, I made them up myself looking at how I react to everything. And yes, I do actually grin idiotically whenever I see that bottle of lube at my work. Dirty thoughts I tell you.)

SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE :
1. SasukexNaruto (Naruto)
2. DibxZim (Invader Zim)
3. VladxDanny (Danny Phantom)
4. SasukexItachi (Naruto)
5. RitsukaxSoubi (Loveless)
6. RedxPurple (Invader Zim)

THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. InuyashaxKagome (Inuyasha)
8. YukixTohru (Fruits Basket)
9. um...

THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. SasukexSakura (Naruto)
11. NarutoxSakura (Naruto)
12. DibxDwicky (Invader Zim)

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13. GaaraxNaruto (Naruto)
14. NarutoxNeji (Naruto)

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
I HATE Sakura!!

2. Who do you know that ships #13?
No one. My town’s not big enough for yaoi people to reside.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Bedroom, bathtub, janitor’s closet hoping to god no one walks in, take your pick.

4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
Definitely the moment where they had fought at the Valley of the End and Sasuke was hovering over Naruto’s face. What kind of straight boy hover’s over their best friend’s face? You so know it’s canon after that episode!

5. How long have you been following couple #6?
Couple of months. At first I was just into the ZADR thing and RAPR didn’t do it for me, but after a couple of fanarts I was hooked.

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
Yuki has Machi now. End of story.

7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
OMG! Are you kidding?? How can I choose between hot, sexy, evil aliens and incest?? I love them both!

8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Oh, #10, hands down. DIE!!

9. What interests you about #14?
Neji really seemed to open up to Naruto after their fight and it intrigued me a little.

10. When did you stop liking #7?
When I got bored of the manga/anime. Besides, I really hated Kikyo.

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
er...

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
Um...i don know. Any cute love song I guess. Everywhere by Michelle Branch is a good one.

13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
SASUNARU!!

14. Which do you dislike the most?
NEXT QUESTION!

15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
WHOOO!! Time for a DP and IZ crossover! Yay baby!

Zim: I shall rule the world! Mwuhahahahaha!

Vlad: No, I shall rule the world!

Danny: O_o

Dib: We’re in love with idiots.

16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
No but Dib’s jumped him a few times. Ah, sweet, sweet subtle yaoi.

#1 kissed! Sasunaru forever!

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
WAAAAAAAA!! Itachi come back to meeee! (sniff) W-why can’t S-sasuke forgive and forget? (sob)

18. What would make you start shipping #14?
A good fanfic.

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
Well since I did like ZADR first I guess #2.

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?

Sasuke kills Sakura for being an annoying bitch and sweeps Naru off his feet and into the sunset where they have frequent sex.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Naruto characters:
1) Naruto 2) Kakashi 3) Neji 4) Sasuke 5) Jiriaya 6) Shikamaru 7) Hinata 8) Gaara 9) Rock Lee 10) Kankuro 11) Iruka 12) Itachi

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Shika/Iruka? No, but anything’s possible. There’s freakin Orochi/Kiba ones out there, so if that can happen anything can!

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss (drools)
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Gaara can’t have babies. And I don’t think he’d allow Itachi to be the seme in that relationship. Come to think of it, Itachi wouldn’t allow Gaara to be seme either so…the whole thing would fall apart.
04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any?

Well, he’s certainly in a lot of fics, but I’ve never read any centered around him.
05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Kaka/Shika? I don’t think so. But hey, who am I to judge?

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

O..M…G…I don’t even want to think about it! AH! The images! The images!
07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

Hinata would blush a lot before finally fainting. But the secret yaoi fan within her would take mental pictures! Itachi and Kakashi are HOT!

Not a fan of that pairing though so don’t get me wrong.
08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic:

Neji/Kankuro: Neji’s heart is troubled. Can he choose between the two sand brothers he so loves? (choose Gaara, Neji!!)
09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Definitely! I love Gaara/Naru!
10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Itachi/Hinata: And We All Fall Down
11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

My God. The possibilities!! Hot, mad yaoi sex! WHOO!! OMG!! I LOVE—MMPH!!

Sorry, she gets a little crazy. Now a plot I’d use (in fact I’m writing it write now) is where Sasuke goes crazy and mentally unstable. In his state he realizes his undying love obsession with Naruto and screws the heck outta him!
12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Who likes yuri anyway?

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Well…I think my sister likes Neji/TenTen.

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of.
15.)Would anyone you kow write Two/Four/Five?

Kakashi/Sasuke definetly, but Jiriaya? That’s going a little too far.
16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Oh god, this is gonna be fun. Here it goes!

Kankuro: “CROW! AH! Crow!”

Gaara: o_0

Puppet grins insanely.
17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The Bird and the Worm (I love this song!)
18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Naruto/Shikamaru/Itachi

Warning: Sadistic psychos and lazy participants who refuse to cum.
19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey baby, this puppet isn’t ONLY for fighting. (wink, wink)
20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Let’s see…never.
21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?

Shadow Possession Jutsu. Nuff said.
22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Iruka/Rock Lee Never in a million years.
23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Neji cuz…he’s the guy? How would a girl top a guy with no penis?

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

Naruto and Rock Lee are in a happy relationship until Rock Lee suddenly runs off with Sasuke. Naruto, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Iruka and a brief unhappy affair with Itachi, then follows the wise advice of Jiriaya and finds true love with Neji.

And Around We Go would be the title and I think Jelp should write it because she’s totally awesome! Either her or michelene. Michelene can make ANYTHING work, her writing is so amazing!
25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Hinata and Gaara? Well…I guess if it was canon it’d be cute and all since she’s always so shy and Gaara’s so scary.

Gansta Gay Fight!

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in today's culture. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, fowl68, passionateartist

Kudos to the Yaoi Rebellion! We shall soon rule teh world! (from Master of Rebels)

SPECIAL NOTE!! (gotten from R.G. Waffles because her words are too true)

The one thing I will never ever tolerate is when an author neglects his or her duties as an author and does not update a story without reason.

A simple warning of "Hiatus". And a simple, well-explained reason.

But when an author doesn't update because he or she lost interest?!

That person is not an author.

That person has no right to call him or herself an author.

Of the many things I hate in this world, phonies are at the top of the list.

And remember duckies, smut is better with sexy boys!

"Blessed are the perverted ones, for they shall possess the Internet." (Akastuki!Crack by momopi)