Name: Samantha

Age: 19

Height: 5'10''..okay I'm 5'5". I hate being short.

Hair/eye color: Brown/brown

Spirit Guide: Wolf

Favorite movies: (with fav characters) Hard Core Logo (Joe and Billy); Interview with a Vampire (Lestat and Armand); Hellboy (Hellboy, Abe, Myers); The 10th Kingdom (Wolf); Lord of the Rings (Faramir, Aragorn, Eowyn and Elrond); Lost Boys (All the Lost Boys minus Michael); Underworld and Underworld: Evolution (Lucias and Michael); Van Helsing (Carl, Dracula and Frankenstein); Star Wars (Qui-Gon (spelling?), Leia (spelling?), Han Solo, and Chewbacca); Alice in Wonderland; Labyrinth (Jareth)

Favorite Books: Sword of Truth Novels (Kahlan, Warren and Zedd) (Top favorite!!); Vampire Chronicles (Lestat, Armand and Marius); Mists of Avalon (Morgaine, Viviane); Harry Potter series (The twins)

Anything that captures my interest

Favorite TV Shows: Torchwood (Jack and Ianto forever! Tosh and Owen too!); Due South (Ben and RayK); House M.D. (Chase, Wilson and House); Deep Space Nine (Julian Bashir and Kira Nerys); Angel (All of the Fang Gang plus Spike, especially Wesley); Hercules the Legendary Journeys (Herc and Iolaus); Star Trek: The Original Version (Sulu, Spock, McCoy and Chekov); Star Trek: The Next Generation (Guinon (spelling?), Beverly, Data and Geordi (spelling?)) (so I'm a trekkie. I'm a nerd.); YuYu Hakusho (Kuwabara); Ouran High School Host Club (Hunny, Mori and the twins); Doctor Who (2005) (The 9th and 10th Doctor and Rose); Charmed (Phoebe and Chris, future version)

I like rpg's and Final Fantasy games. My favorite is FF 8 with 7 being a close second. I don't like 2 though. Never did.

I enjoy listening to Metallica, Seal and any other music that I like. I also love sci-fi! I am a huge sci-fi geek!

I love reading anything I can get my hands on. I'm a bookworm, have been since I could remember. I love books!

I'm a US native, cuurently living in Pennsylvania. Very boring state.

I enjoy listening to music (see above), walking, trees (I like to be surrounded by a lot of trees, just relaxes me). I'm a Wiccan as well.

I AM A PAGAN AND PROUD OF IT!!

I am known to be a really kind person. I can't resist helping someone. Really, I am a huge softie and I have a hard time saying No. Unfortunately because of that I can be easily fooled. Though I believe that is balanced out by my temper. I've got a blind temper, meaning if I get really mad, I'll lash out at just about anyone with out meaning to. I'll say things I don't mean and, it's just really bad. Though I am a nice person, I am a bit anti-social. People talk to me, but normally that is as far as it goes. I do have one or two good friends however. I like my privacy, a lot. I also like to listen. My name means 'Listener of God' in Arabic. Normally when I am with my few friends I won't always take part in the conversation. I'll just listen to the others talk and argue. I don't take part. It's weird. People talk a lot easier when I am around. They confide in me and talk to me. Sometimes I'll just sit in the park near my home and just watch and listen to the people around me. Not do anything or talk to them. Just listen.

I am currently going to college to become a therapist.

I, Vampire's Phoenix, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution.
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Current Projects:

Change, Destruction and Rebirth- My friends and I are trapped in the world of Kingdom Hearts. But it's not like one would expect. We're being chased by a psychopath and we've got the responsibility to save the universe thrust upon our teenage shoulders. What a drag.

The Ties that Bind Us- A Herc/Ladyhawke/LOTR crossover! Dahak as it turns out has the last laugh as our two favorite heroes are cursed with madness that threatens to tear them apart and if things weren't bad enough, they aren't in familiar territory anymore.

Past Lives, Furture Bonds- My second Herc fic. Two life long friends are forced to question their very identities when a simple road trip turns out to be more than they expected.

Project Ideas in the works:

I am deciding to work on a Torchwood/Labyrinth fic since I have not found one yet (inspired by Gareth David-Lloyd's guilty pleasure!) starring who else but Janto! Owen, Tosh and Gwen make appearances also. Title...have no idea yet.

Character Profiles:

Someone asked me for a profile of my OC's in my KH fic. I thought it might be a good idea since I have future plans for them. What are they? Wouldnt you like to know...MWAHAHAHA!!

Samantha: Born to loving parents in Ohio. Her life was fairly ordinary, with both ups and downs. From a young age her best, and only, friends were four boys. She was a relatively ordinary child, but to her peers she was a freak and had a bit of a temper. She had a talent for reading people's personalities and discovering their true intent. She dislikes fake people and acting like everybody else just for the sake of it and as such had trouble making real friends until she met her boys. Her parents, while encouraging her uniqueness, were grateful that she was able to find such good friends. She befriended Nick and John at around age five, David around age nine and Dwayne in his preteens. Samantha grew very close to her friends, to the point where they became her family. She formed a special bond with each of her new brothers based on a different quality, becoming the heart of the group, the string binding them together.

With Dwayne, it was their fondness for books and literature and the knowledge of what it was like to be alone. Samantha drew him out of his shell, encouraging him to reach out. In return, Dwayne assisted Samantha in schoolwork and as a result both were able to skip a grade of school. Both share a love of RPG games, such as Final Fantasy.

For John, Sam became a big sister to the youngest member. After the death of Sara, Sam provided the most comfort. She was also very accepting of his visions and convinced the others of them as well. She comforts the young psychic when his visions ultimately come to pass.

For Nick, the oldest, Sam was a voice of reason. She kept him in line and helped him to be more than what he believed he could be. She refuses to be put off by his immature acts and encourages him to do what he loves.

Sam's part in David's life came during her dark period after her father's death. For a short time she became self-destructive and even attempted suicide. It wasn't until a particularly nasty event when David, her knight, saved her life that Sam realized what she was doing and stopped. She was made aware of how much she was needed by the boys and how much she needed them.

She wears a special bracelet her father gave to her, a white gold band with intertwining grooves of emerald and sapphire. It becomes her keyblade. She is also a harmonixer, with the ability to transform into four different demons via a pair of vambrace. It is unknown whether she can assimilate other demon forms as she grows stronger.

David: The fate and identity of David's parents is unknown. He was left to his paternal grandparents when he was a baby. He has no real desire to know about his birth parents. To him the past is just that, and should be left alone. By nature he is a leader, a caretaker and is happiest when he has someone to take care of. He is close to his grandfather and always wears a old coin medallion that was given to him. This becomes his keyblade.

He befriended Samantha and the others at a very young age. He met John and Sam when he defended them from a group of bullies. Though he isn't the oldest he is looked up to as the leader. He always thought of himself as a knight, protecting others. He was able to fulfill that fantasy when he saved Samantha's life, bringing her back from her destructive phase. He loves Samantha like a sister and thinks of the others as his brothers, having a need to protect them.

Samantha is his damsel in distress, the delicate flower he need to protect from being wilted. He feels a sense of grief and guilt from his inability to protect her from her brief stint in despair. He feels a lingering sense of failure and resolves to protect his precious flower from being exposed to any more darkness.

Dwayne is the frightened newcomer. The dark young man was last to join the group in his preteens. While Samantha encourages him to come out of his shell, David is the one who protects him and ensures that Dwayne feels comfortable to do so and makes sure he feels accepted.

John is the youngest, the little brother that needs protection from everything. He feels the insecurity of the young psychic and wants to ensure that nothing mares the young innocence that hasn't already been stripped away by the visions.

Nick is the oldest, yet the one that needs to grow up. David, like Sam, encourages his uniqueness and self-esteem but strictly ensures that he is able to improve himself, that he doesn't slip back into the immature mold.

David is a sword mage. He is easily able to assimilate all manner of sword fighting and fencing and can use some small magics to make his attacks more powerful. However he can ONLY use his magic on his sword whereas Nick is his superior in the magical department.

Dwayne: Born to a mexican father and a Soiux/American mother. His mother died when he was seven years old, leaving him a locket with her picture that becomes his keyblade. Ever since the death of his mother his father descended into drunken misery, beating him at least once a day. Dwayne felt isolated and alone, his despair and misery only compounding as he got older. He became a loner and worked hard to keep himself from becoming a criminal.

It wasn't until he met Samantha that he felt genuine friendship. The persistent overtures made by the fellow outcast eventually forced him to break down some of his walls and begin healing. Thanks to her and the others, he broke away from his father. The man was arrested and Dwayne was able to live with his aunt and uncle, who took care of him and loved him. Dwayne's healing progressed and he formed close bonds with Samantha and the others.

He feels a kinship with Samantha, a fellow former outcast. He feels comfort with a similar mind and way of thinking and thus is open to the idea of change and the slow ease of making his way in the world. His confidence was boosted when he was able to help her in school.

He sympathizes with John, who constantly feels the outcast because of his unique nature. Dwayne is often picked on for his heritage and thus is sympathetic to John's pain.

He is somewhat intolerant of Nick initially. He is almost easily angered by Nick's immaturity. Yet he is able to understand Nick's intentions and feels able to joke with Nick as he grew to know him.

He initially acknowledged David as the leader of their group, providing support and stability. David grounded him, tethered him to a supportive group and prevented him from closing up and running away.

Dwayne is a shape-shifter, who's main form is a large black wolf. He has the heightened senses of his chosen animal and many similar charactersitics.

Nick: Born to an alcoholic mother and a tolerant father. His parents divorced when he was a child and his father was killed before he could take custody of Nick. Because of his mother's alcoholism, she basically ignored Nick. Nick grew up as a wild child, getting into trouble and the like. He craved attention from others because he could not get it from his mother. He also grew up with feelings of inferiority and self doubt.

When he befriended Samantha, he encountered someone who wouldn't put up with his antics and wasn't fooled by the charade. She was able to give him stability, but was also able to encourage him. He was still a goofball, but he did some growing up.

David provided an authority figure that helped him to straighten out and slowly grow up. David provides the stability of a leader.

John is the younger brother he can goof with, to help him feel a little more like a normal person.

Dwayne was initially short-tempered with Nick and was hard to be around. But Nick's persistent joking and proding was eventually able to get the young, stoic man to loosen up.

He has a ruby ring that belonged to his father and becomes his keyblade. He is also a mage with the potential to become one of the greatest in the universe.

John: Born to parents who were drug addicts. He had a younger sister Sara who shared his gift of precognition. They both faced a life of isolation because of their parents and their gift. Sam was the first one to accept them both for their special talent. When his parents murdered his sister due to drugs, it was Sam and his friends who were able to prevent him from breaking down. He keeps a diamond earring given to him by his sister after she predicted her own death that becomes his keyblade. John is the youngest of the group and relies of Samantha to be a big sister to him.

He relies on David to protect him, to sheild him from the horrors his visions bring.

He relies on Nick to joke with him, to make him feel as though he is just a normal person.

He relies on Dwayne to sympathize, to understand what it means to be ridiculed for something out of your control.

The diamond earring he wears becomes his keyblade, which has a silver handle and a diamond blade. As stated earlier, he recieves random premonitions.

You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (or part Irish), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (sorta a goth...)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST tag schools.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

Gay Marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. Therefore it should never be allowed as all religions are always right.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

Homophobia:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl who fears for her girlfriend's life because her mother doesn't think she deserves to have it.
I am the girl who was told by her own mother that I shouldn't have kids because she would never wish that sort of 'messed up life' on innocent children.
I am the girl who's parents are ashamed of her, because she doesn't want to hide who she is.
I am the girl who's mother doesn't understand why I need to be who I am, when I could just pretend to be normal.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Copy and paste these into your profile if you believe in equality for all:

"Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."

~ Margaret Mead

We could learn a lot from crayons. Some have weird names, some are dull, some are new, some are pretty, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

~ Unknown

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured."

Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe in speaking up for what you believe in no matter who it effects:

First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me.

~ Deitreich Bonhoffa

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."

"Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying."

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your butt off.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be considered a planet, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk about famous people so much you start referring to them by their first names only paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you jump up and down on th elevator, copy and paste this to your profile. (it feels so weird! :D)

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (I read each HP book in less than 10 hours)

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his damn cereal, put this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doc for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very happy, join the club! (and copy this into your profile!)

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading your own stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Doctor Who obsessed, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese,TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever , tashie1010, DeanneParker, paula545,KatMEW15, Janto-Addict, Vampire'sPhoenix

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you can read that please put it in your profile.

Ways to annoy people in an elevator:

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."

3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.

4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.

6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.

7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.

8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”

15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!

18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

If you are actually EVIL or just plain RANDOM and are actually considering doing the above 20 things, then copy this to your profile.

Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

Perfection is a waste of time.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I blame my attitude on videogames

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Heaven doesnt wan't me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit

Tired of living and scared of dying

Scared to remember, terrified to forget

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

I'm not with stupid anymore!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Funny how just when you think life cant possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

If you don’t stand for anything, you don’t stand for anything!--George W. Bush (lmao)

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xdogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :(
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do :D)
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Hate dresses!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering

If you're not afraid to sing any HSM song out loud in any public place, copy and paste this into your profile.