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Author has written 29 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and Secret Window. If you experience diarrhea, extreme nausea, vomiting, vertigo, drowsiness, headache, fever, deep depression, thoughts of suicide, thoughts of pulling your stomach out with a spoon, loss of bladdercontrol,or internal bleeding after reading everything written below the dotted line contact your doctor immediately. Ask your doctor if Rita Hill's profile is right for you! ----------------------------------------- Once upon a time there was an author who had absolutely nothing better to do with her life so she decided to make a Fanfiction account. However, this particular author did notalone make a Fanficiton account to write stories, but so she could also write down this paragraph in her profile. And that author was... Rita Hill. Age: 16 My favorite eras: anything from the 50s-70s! Hobbies: I act, I play the piano, I write poetry, lyrics, and short stories, and I love hair! Favorite Famous People: Johnny Depp, Gene Wilder , Mel Brooks, Denis Leary, Nathan Lane, Steve Martin, Seth Green, Conan O'Brian, Mel Brooks, Dom Deluise, and Michael Ian Black. Favorite Shows: Listing them has been known to kill small animals and destroy the rainforest...oh,it is also known to bore readers. Favorite Movies: The Jerk, The World's Greatet Lover, Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother, The Producers, The Producers remake, High Anxiety, Silent Movie, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, The Sixth Sense, History of the World Part I, the Pink Panther, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Haunted Honeymoon, Life Stinks, Fatso, Sleepy Hollow, Secret Window, Anchorman,and the entire Austin Powers Series... and probably more. :) --- | |||||
1. The Seven Days of Jack Sparrow Creation reviewsOr you can just say a continuation of the Seven Days of Creation, "Jack Sparrow" style.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-13-06 - Complete2. Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack and Elizabeth Kiss reviewsThis is a poem about the Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Turner's kiss scene in the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 trailer. It is in Elizabeth's point of view where she is going against everything she believed in and her part in life with Will to kiss Jack.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-10-06 - Complete3. Mort Rainey: Hello, There reviewsA poem when Mort Rainey is just about to kill his wife. Hehe. It's not graphic don't worry.Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-13-06 - Complete4. How Ichabod Crane Despises the Look Of Love reviewsA poem where Ichabod Crane begins to fall in love with the beautiful Katrina, but reminds himself that he's not.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-06 - Complete5. Ichabod Crane is Crying reviewsA poem about how Ichabod Crane secretly misses his magical childhood.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-6-06 - Complete6. The Days of Scissorhands reviewsKim reflects on the days when she used to know Edward Scissorhands.Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-06 - Complete7. Katrina Van Tassel reviewsA poem that uses Katrina's appearance and elaborates it into a love poem.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-058. Sleepy Hollow's Halloween Tale reviewsA Halloween spirited poem for Sleepy Hollow.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-19-059. Beetlejuice Looks reviewsA short poem reflecting dear old Beetlejuice's features. Of course, like usual, I had a picture affront of me helping me write out this.Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-29-0510. Edward Scissorhand's Features reviewsA poem reflecting all of Edward Scissorhands' very misleading features.Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-29-0511. Don't Say His Name reviewsA poetic warning not to say Beetlejuice three times.Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-28-0512. Pirates of the Caribbean Spelling Poem reviewsA poem where I use the letters in Pirates of the Caribbean to describe something of the movie.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-27-0513. Jack Sparrow and the Seven Dwarfs reviewsA spoof off the Disney movie in Pirates of the Caribbean form.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-25-0514. Welcome to the Black Pearl reviewsA very bad parody of the song "Welcome to the Jungle" for the movie Pirates of the Caribbean.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-0515. The Jack Sparrow Commandments reviewsTen Commandments in the name of Jack Sparrow.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 69 - Published: 8-25-0516. And the Lord Said, “Let there be Crane” reviewsThe biblical story behind Ichabod Crane.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-25-0517. In the Eyes of Ichabod's Mother reviewsA poem in the eyes of Ichabod Crane's mother.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-0518. Looking At a Picture of Ichabod Crane reviewsA poem I wrote when I was looking at a picture of Ichabod Crane. In short, I describe what I saw.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-24-0519. Sleepy Hollow's Hero Missing In Action reviewsA poem reflecting what would have happened if the movie Sleepy Hollow ended the way the book did, with Brom alive, of course.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-0520. Agent Sands and the Angry Chef reviewsThis is a parody of the movie, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, where a chef is trying to get just revenge on Agent Sands.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-24-0521. Ichabod Crane Pleads reviewsA short epic on my personal favorite scene where Ichabod Crane pleads that he had sen the Headless Horseman.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-22-0522. Ichabod Crane's First Opinion of Sleepy Hollow reviewsA poem in Ichabod Crane's perspective on how he first views the ideas of the people of Sleepy Hollow.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-0523. The Headless Horseman Kills His Next Victim reviewsA poem that follows the Headless Horseman as he follows his next victim.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-0524. Jack Sparrow Asks Why the Rum is Gone reviewsThis is a little poetic joke written in Captain Jack Sparrow's point of view of one of my favorite scenes, which I consider the rum scene.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 8-20-0525. Katrina Van Tassel: I Come to Question reviewsA poem written in Katrina Van Tassel's point of view from the movie Sleepy Hollow where she curses the day Ichabod Crane came to Sleepy HollowSleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-0526. Katrina Van Tassel's Poem to Ichabod Crane reviewsA poem made in Katrina Van Tassel's point of view. It discusses how she visualizes love and how it relates to Constable Ichabod Crane played by Johnny Depp in Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-0527. Jack Sparrow Meets Rita Hill reviewsCaptain Jack Sparrow is keeping a secret from Rita. What extent will he go to prevent her from finding out, or does she need any convincing?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-18-0528. Ichabod Crane's search for Jack Sparrow » reviewsSleepy Hollow's Ichabod Crane is on an expedition to find a dangerous outlaw, namely Pirate of the Caribbean's Jack Sparrow. Will Crane prove as a threat to Sparrow?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 7-30-0529. Ichabod Crane's Evidence Turns to Ash reviewsA scene from the movie Sleepy Hollow where Katrina Van Tassel and Ichabod Crane are thrown into a conspiracy. Written in Ichabod Crane's perspective.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-1-05
