
Narnia, Narnia, Narnia, awake. Love. Think. Speak. Be walking trees. Be talking beasts. Be divine waters...
August 12, 2008: Who needs Breaking Dawn when you can have DRAGON HEIR!! :D
I got this idea from Alateriel Palantir's profile. So, they get the credit for giving me this idea. :)
I am going to describe to you each of my fanfics before you click them, so you'll get the jist of the crap I poop out. Yeah... that was explicitly explained. xD
(I'm gonna go by the oldest to the newest)
17th Birthday - Runaways (completed)
I deleted a LOT of old stuff, but I kept this one, because it was my one and only Runaways fanfic. It's Molly during her seventeenth birthday party with the Runaways. This was BEFORE I read about Gert and what have you... so I can't be blamed for anything severely. It's just in her POV at seventeen.
Until Someone Chimed The Bell - CS Lewis (completed)
Ahhh... one of my FIRST Narnia fanfics EVER. This one was a oneshot of Jadis's daughter (probably the fiftieth, now that I think about it), just before Charn was frozen. There's a story of some wizard and crap--I hardly remember. It was about three years ago, wasn't it? Meh.
After The Bell Chimed - CS Lewis (completed)
The oneshot above turned into a chapter fic.
I'm Sorry I Pulled - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (completed)
An angsty oneshot of Dawn thinking about Buffy being pulled out of Heaven.
Do You Believe? - CS Lewis (in progress)
Hey... what girl on here hasn't had about fifty fanfics about a girl going into Narnia or wishing for such? Well, these are the girls I'm talking about. This chapter fic is basically a different chapter with a different song and a different girl in her experiences, each of them alike in one way: they long for Narnia.
Mind Wide Open - CS Lewis (in progress)
This chapter-fic came out of the above one, from one of the songs. Each chapter has its own song, but it's the same plotline. I'm contemplating if I should continue this, because I seem to really like only doing oneshots. I'll think about it.
One Day - CS Lewis (completed)
This is one of my poems of me wishing I was in Narnia. What a surprise. I was just fed up with how rude the kids at our school were.
Alex Rider GO! - Alex Rider (completed)
Teen Titans has the best theme song ever... now substitute some words to work for Alex Rider and have Alan Blunt singing it and you've got this. It's all in good fun. xD
The Palace I Belong - CS Lewis (completed)
A song I wrote dedicated to Narnia, because for the longest time, I really thought I belonged there. I probably still do. :3
A Miracle - Lilo & Stitch (completed)
This one was for the series. I don't really like that show for two reasons: Myrtle's a bitch that walks all over Lilo, but she's SO MUCH MORE UGLIER, and the hampster walks all over Gantu (is that his name?), even though that dude could literally SQUISH him. This oneshot, though is Lilo finally standing up to Myrtle and, as painful as it was for me, there are absolutely NO swear-words. :) I remembered it was a children's show.
Archery Practice - CS Lewis (completed)
My first oneshot between Eustace and Jill. One of my favorite couples in the series. I remembered Eustace telling Tirian that he and Jill had practiced archery, and although she was better than him there, in the oneshot, HE was better than HER in the begining. :3
Can't Swear - CS Lewis (completed)
This is a very innacurate oneshot that I still love, because it was really a joke between my friends and I. What if someone tried to swear in Narnia? Like... Peter perhaps? Impossible. xD
A Month Without Him - CS Lewis (completed)
During the summer Eustace was with his cousins, Jill misses him out of loneliness. Another oneshot between the two.
Meet Hip-Hop - Degrassi: The Next Generation (completed)
Bah. Just a lame oneshot between Marco, Paige, and Ellie when the girls first meet Marco's bunny Hip-Hop. I wrote this after seeing the episode.
Honey Bees - Misc Movies (completed)
I was so proud of this when I wrote it. Now I'm not so sure. It was a little bit over a week after I first saw The Happening trailer. I still don't plan on seeing that movie, but I had been wondering why the kids in the trailer didn't care about the honey bees. I wrote this so that ONE girl cared.
For the woman he loves - CS Lewis (completed)
I've paired Ramandu's Daughter and Caspian for so long, but this is my first oneshot on here between the two. This is basically me trying to make peace with the Purists AND the SusanXCaspian fans. Ramandu's Daughter finds out about Caspian's kiss with Susan and they have a... talk. :P
A Sparkling Vampire - Buffy X-overs
What would happen if Spike met Edward Cullen? Well, he'd be hospitable, of course--Edward's a fellow vampire. Now, what if Edward SPARKLED in front of Spike? Well, he wouldn't be so hospitable. He would most likely laugh like no tomorrow.
Oh, I'm serious.
What I plan on writing one day:
Where Is My Mind? - Twilight
I don't even like this series or the main characters, but, like Degrassi, James is my guilty pleasure. So is Victoria, Laurent, and even Jacob... before Eclipse, that is. This fanfic will be about Victoria and James and how they met. They made a deal with each other, fell in love, and James ends up turning Victoria into a vampire. I dunno, I like it. :3
Three's A Crowd - Gossip Girl
The main characters are three OCs. Two of them are trying to get the attention of one, who happens to be close friends with Chuck Bass. This was an idea I had from a friend on livejournal, when we were thinking about what it would be like if Ben Barnes was another Brit on the show with Ed Westwick. Yeah, that's right.
Favorites:
Books:
Cinda Williams Chima's Heir Trilogy, The Chronicles of Narnia series, the Harry Potter series, Cory Doctorow's Little Brother, Dan Brown's two Robert Langdon novels, Superhero novelizations, The Outsiders, Catcher in the Rye, Sword of Shannara, Jerry Spinelli's Stargirl books, Hero, Stardust, Neil Gaiman.
Comic Books:
Dark Tower younger Roland comics, Y-The Last Man, Runaways, Buffy Season 8, X-Factor Investigations.
Pairings:
JackXEllen, SephXMadison, SephXLeesha, Ramandu's DaughterXCaspian, PeterXOC, EdmundXOC, EustaceXJill, RonXHermione, NevilleXLuna, TonksXLupin, TeddyXVictoire, MinervaXTom Riddle (younger), SnapeXLily, MarcusXAnge, VanXDarryl, LangdonXVittoria, MenionXShirl, LeoXStargirl, YvaineXTristan, DunstanXUna.
TV:
Supernatural, Blood Ties, Dresden Files, Firefly, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Flight 29 Down, Even Stevens, Reba, According to Jim, Complete Savages, The Simpsons, Teen Titans, Family Guy, X-Men Evolution, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Digimon, Cardcaptures, Hope and Faith, What I Like About You, Drive, Strange Days at Blake Holsey High, Gossip Girl, Triple Sensation, Traveler, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Chuck, Heroes, Sarah Connor Chronicles, That's So Raven, Dark Oracle, House, Battlestar Galactica, 6teen, Liberty's Kids, Roswell, Kyle XY.
Pairings:
DeanXJo, HarryXMurphy, KayleeXSimon, MalXInara, ZoeXWash, SpikeXDrusilla, AngelXBuffy, WillowXTara, RobinXStarfire, RobinXRaven, TerraXBeast-Boy, Kid-FlashXJink, JoseXVaughn, ChuckXBlair, SerenaXDan, SerenaXGeorgina, NateXVanessa, NateXJenny, WillXMaya, JayXManny, PeterXDarcy, SeanXEmma, LouXChuck, ChuckXSarah, SarahXBryce, BryceXOC, MollyXMicah, SylarXEvil OC, BenXChelsea, AndreaXEddie, RavenXDevon, CuddyXHouse, CameronXChase, JudeXStar, MarloXWyatt, JonesyXNikki, SarahXJames, MichaelXMaria, LizXMax, AmandaXKyle.
Movies:
Fight Club, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Amelie, The Chronicles of Narnia, Stardust, X2: X-Men United, Anastasia, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Pieces of April, Peter Pan (2003 version), Hook, Finding Neverland, Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, old and new Star Wars movies, Moulin Rouge, Across the Universe, Chicago, Rent.
Pairings:
MarlaXNarrator, (for the Harry Potter, Narnia, and Stardust ones, look up), DimitriXAnya, WendyXPeter, Older SlightlyXOC, WillXElizabeth, JackXAnnamaria, Younger BarbosaXOC, ArwenXAragorn, EowynXAragorn, EowynXFaramir, LeaXHan, LukeXOC, SatineXChristian, LucyXJude, CollinsXAngel, MimiXMark, MaureenXJoanne.
I also love Spring Awakening, tos (title of show), CAD comic, xkcd, applegeeks, and so much more stuff. I obviously don't have a life. :P
Pet Peeves/Things I Hate
In fanfiction:
Incest fanfics and slash fanfics. I can handle them if they're tasteful and if they make SENSE, but most of the time they don't. Any incest fanfic never does make sense unless it's VC Andrews. Other than that, it's completely stupid. I hate how people use the fact that two people are brothers so that they could be in love. The second they give each other a look a brother would give to another, it's like BAM--THEY'RE IN LOVE. No. No, they're not. They're related--that's what it is.
This includes Sam and Dean from Supernatural and Edmund and Peter from the Chronicles of Narnia.
Obviously I'm in love with my sister because she's my sister. Of course.
Anything Twilight. I was about to read a Da Vinci Code fanfic until I saw it was crossed over to Twilight.
The sad truth is that I used to LOVE that series. Then I slowly started to hate it and now I loathe it with this deep fiery passion.
It's about an abussive vampire who manipulates a brain-dead girl into listening to his bullshit. Why the hell do people find it romantic?
I also hate it when people say I'm jealous of Bella Swan. Yes, I totally wanna be emotionally attached to my boyfriend and literally become catatonic when/if he ever leaves me. That's COMPLETELY healthy. Why WOULDN'T I be jealous?
Bullshit. Seriously--shut up.