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Author has written 33 stories for Kim Possible, Spider-Man, Chronicles of Narnia, Indiana Jones, Misc. Comics, and StarTrek: Other. I greet you, fellow fanfiction reader, author, web-surfer, and traveller on the road of life. I am the Compleat Kim Possible Ignoramus (as I state at my Wrybread at Deviant Art page). I have hardly seen a dozen episodes of the show. What am I doing writing K.P. fanfiction? I was drawn to K.P. by the fanart of Richard Sirois, found at Richard's Page of Fanatism, http://lionheart.tsunami-art.com/artgallery/kimmy.html and Lionheartcartoon at Deviant Art; and by that time, the show was off the air. One picture drew me: the "Kimmie-kiss" picture; I began to envision a saga--and that was even before I even heard of a thing called fanfiction. How do I compensate for my K.P. Ignorance? I have seen everything that is on DVD: The Secret Files, The Villain Files, A Sitch In Time, and So the Drama. I consult Wikipedia, TV-dot-Com and other sites for plot synopses, screencaps, and dialogue. I glean fanfiction and fanart for hints to episode content. I pick the brains of other fans, like Claudemonet and MrDrP and CaptainKodak1. I am the Glacially Slow Writer. It might be months between updating one of the over dozen imcomplete fics I have posted. I am the Born-Again Bible Thumper. I am a born-again evangelical Christian. Bob and Mark, the creators of K.P., did not refrain from including references to Ron's Judaism in the show, and I will likewise incorporate religious references into my fic's: Christian, Jewish, pagan, and anything else that suits the story. I love heroes--and epic sagas, with towering themes of good and evil, unrequited love, & lifelong duration--leavened with some humor. From Ulysses and his twenty year quest to go home, in Homer's Odessy, to Sherlock Holmes and his lifelong archenmity with Dr. Moriarity (a foreshadowing of Superman-Lex Luthor, Batman-Joker, Spidey-Doc Ock), to Robin Hood, & his hearty companionship with his friends, & esp. his beloved, Marian (Superman-Lois, Spidey-Mary Jane), I'm a sucker for a good romance-&-battle-soaked epic saga; I'll throw in "Four Feathers", "Star Wars","Lord Of The Rings", "The Ten Commandments",and "Ben Hur". Kim Possible & Ron Stoppable seem to just naturally fall in that category. What I consider my centerpiece(a WIP) is my fanfic "K.P. and the Lionheart." Richard Leo Harte is based on Richard Sirois's character, Richard Lionheart. I envision Richard Leo Harte as a warrior and poet; he is Cyrano de Bergerac, Don Quixote, and Aragorn. Ron Stoppable is his best friend and Kim Possible is the object of his chivalrous affections As to the character's names: Richard Leo Harte is based on Richard Lionheart; the spelling of the last name is derived from the novelist Bret Harte Richard Lionheart's sister Helen (based on Helen Sirois) is the inspiration for Daphne Miranda Harte. I envision two alternate plotlines for Richard Harte. One is to become the "Unkillable", a character like the Punisher. The other is someone called the Coeur de Lion (Lionheart) less violent,a Sojourner Truth, of Underground Railroad fame. My story intro's will reflect whether they are of the Coeur de Lion or the Unkillable timeline--or are "Rich"less. Some background info: I have given a last name to Yoriko from Yamanuchi: Yoriko Kansume, derived from CaptainKodak's fanfic "The Lotus Bloom." I have given a last name to Ned, the annoying Bueno Nacho asst. manager: Ned Flounder. Why? Because he seems to do just that: flounder. I have given a last name to Tara, the quiet shy blond Maddog cheerleader who crushes on Ron: Tara Sweetwater. Why? Because it reflects her sweet nature. I have even given a last name to Erik, Kim's synthrodrone "boyfriend" in the "K.P.-StD" movie: Erik Drake, derived from Dr. Drakken, his creator. Rich and Daphne's birthplace is Kenjijen, Japan--fictional. Yoriko's birthplace is also Kenjijen, and therefore is a childhood friend of Rich and Daphne. Her parents are Akiro and Rina Kansume. Akiro's father is Ichiro, a storyteller. I will draw lots of examples from stories Ichiro tells, like Yotishune and Momotaro--Japanese folk heroes--consult Wikipedia. I will quote books and poets, like Shakespeare, up the wazoo--because I feel like good books are character-building things, so part of what made Kim, Ron, Rich, Daphne, Yoriko, Wade, etc. such heroic people will be these inspirational books they read as youths. I like the idea of one of my favorite writers, G-Go, of Indiana Jones being James Timothy Possible's fathers & therefore Kim's grandfather. With his permission--hopefully--I will incorporate it into my stories. I have assigned the names of Abraham and Rachel to Ron's parents. I have portrayed Wade Load's mother as a pastor, choir director, community activist, and widow; Ophelia Mahalia Load.) Like my fellow fanfic'er MrDrP, if you leave a review /comment / note, you will get a comment back--sooner and /or later Gentlemen, may we all find our Kim, and having found her, may we be her Ron. THAT WAS THEN! THIS IS NOW! SPRING 2009! Divorced. My withdrawnness reached a critical mass. And that was that. Jobless. Living in a 1room efficiency with no TV. Aha. You thought I would say no running water Since TV is going digital, I don’t have to join the throng. Missing my family and home something awful. If I had the chance, what would I do different? Dunno. That’s the gosh-awful thing. I’m a complete emotional recluse. I have one outlet--and that’s writing. My Compleat Kim Possible Ignorance is a thing of the past. Thanks to Itunes and Facebook, I am catching up on episodes. I plan to become as familiar with the show as I am with the Bible, Lord Of The Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, and Shakespeare. Channeling my inner feelings into my stories--like A Heroine’s Legacy--Girl In A Box. I guarantee you will get the drift if you read even just a bit. Unhealthy? Name your poison. Porn? Booze? Dope? Gambling? Spending? Texting? How many self-destructive, self-absorbed forms of behavior in society? Mine will at least be creative. I will struggle with the great themes. God. Redemption. Good and Evil. Love and loss. Suffering And out of that, I will distill some meaning, pull some thoughts and insights, and share them with you in ways I find compelling. And I hope you will find them attention-grabbing also. I wish to answer all the dozens of reviews my readers have left me in the past few years. I’m still Glacially Slow. Gonna take a while. I close with my old tagline. I was tempted to take it down, because I failed so miserably in the keeping of my spouse. But I leave it up. Because it’s true. People not only need to HAVE a partner. They need to BE one. Gentlemen, may we all find our Kim, and having found her, may we be her Ron. And I add these additional gems. From one of my readers, screaming phoenix: “The boy who hates school so much, is well unto his way to his advanced degree in the care and feeding of Kim Possible.” From the Good Book: Jude 1:24: “Now unto Him Who is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of His glory with exceeding joy, to the only God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.” 'Cause--face it--even if you find the love of your life, but never the Lover of your soul, what good has it all been at the end? My DeviantArt tagline: Hail the Lion of Judah--and the Lion of Narnia. And as the Latinos would say--Vaya con Dios. Go with God. | |||||||||
1. A Heroine's Legacy » reviewsIn "A Box Of Cuddlebuddies",Kim Possible was entombed alive by Tara,who then married Ron. In "Family Legacy", Kim come forth a murderous Undead, swearing eternal vengeance on the children of her two former friends. But what if she could find redemption?Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,798 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 2-3-09 - Kim P.2. Say Something, Ron » reviewsbased on a pic by CarbonF at DeviantArt will Fate intervene in KPStD? Can Kim overcome the Food Chain? Can Ron overcome himself? Can they head Erik off? Just a short piece that is getting longer.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,367 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 2-5-06 - Kim P. & Ron S.3. You Loved a Synthodrone » reviewsKim Possible's boyfriend Erik Drake was in reality a machine that tried to kill her. She dreads his return. But he's destroyed--isn't he? And a machine is incapable of real hate--or real love--or having a soul--isn't it?Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 3-5-09 - Kim P.4. Saint Ron, the Holy Protector » reviewsbased on a fanpic by MinnesotaMutt things that go bump in the night Walpurgis Night are after Kim. Can Ron save his beloved from a ghastly fate?Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,480 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 2-8-06 - Kim P. & Ron S.5. The Girl In The Box » reviewsA sequel to CaptainKodak's "A Box Of Cuddlebuddies". No longer a tale of horror, but of bittersweetness.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,277 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 2-2-08 - Drakken & Shego6. A Time For Tenderness » reviewsThey have such a good relationhip. And such healthy sexuality. Who would ever guess that they're married to others. Kim and Ron's golden dream did not come to pass. They must sneak around like cheating spouses. Can life ever change for them?Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,391 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 11-5-07 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete7. After The Demise: Straightening The Twist reviewsKim,murdered. Ron and Shego,death by suicide. A tragic tale of spurned love. Or was it arranged? A perfect murder,no witnesses,no justice for the victims? The true perpetrator safe behind anonymity and power? The sequel to“Twisted Demise” by PAakaAaS.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-1-09 - Will Du & Rufus8. The Lion, The Treehouse, and The Naked Mole Rat » reviewsBefore the Four can come to take their place at Cair Paravel, Two must come to prepare the way. And so the Lion summons--Kim Possible and Ron StoppableCrossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,620 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 3-27-06 - Aslan & Kim P.9. Ronicus In The Night reviewsRonicus the Jew. A disgrace to his family, his people, and himself. He has vowed to restore his family's honor and his friend's freedom. But until that day, others must die, so they might live. How can he find peace? In her embrace--and her faith.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-13-09 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete10. Slave Girls of the Orion Cartel » reviewsCenturies before the First Contact.The Romulan Empire and the Orion Slave Guild already exist.Kim and Shego are taken captive in revenge for Warmonga’s death. They and their rescuers will embark on a journey to the stars,where no Terran has gone before.Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 5-12-09 - Kim P.11. The Ghost Who Walks » reviewsThis character has no category, as far as I can tell. In the midst of the Diablo carnage, unleashed by Kim Possible's archenemy, Dr. Drakken, an ancient hero steps forth--a hero whom the world has forgotten.Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-2-09 - Published: 4-15-0912. Indiana Jones and the Face of Uzuki » reviewsIndiana Jones's life is riddled with tragedy and loss. He has nothing to live for-until the appearance of an old friend-and an ancient artifact-and a hero of ancient lineage.Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 3-10-0913. Kim and the Lionheart » reviewsinspired by the artwork of Richard Sirois. the story of the unknown member of Team Possible who almost won Kim's heart. a Coeur de Lion story.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,286 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-17-09 - Published: 8-22-05 - Kim P.14. Solo Mission » reviewsBased on the artwork of Ivymae at Deviant Art. Takes place five years after the Midrift Adrift. Kim and Ron are married. Kim is expecting. And the fate of an old friend. an Unkillable storyKim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,436 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-25-08 - Published: 6-23-06 - Kim P. & Ron S.15. The Other Mrs Possible » reviewsI've done fic's based on Ivymae's pix. Here's one based on Ivymae. The story of Slim's wife and Joss's mom.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-19-08 - Published: 10-30-0616. Sexual Preference reviewsIs it Kigo? Is it fem-slash? It's NOT a shippy little story with a cute ending. Does it make its point? Is there another story like it? Read and see.Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-12-08 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete17. Man of La Middleton » reviewsA goofy freckled blonde and his toothy pink sidekick battle evil in the name of a beautiful redheaded greeneyed lady. Sound familiar? Not this time.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-1-06 - Ron S. & Rufus18. The Calm Before The Storm, Biding Their Time reviewsAdapted from Captainkodak1's fic "Tunnel Vision". Kim and Ron have been transported to on of the most famous and tragic boat sinkings in history--The Titanic. What do they talk about in the brief time before the awful moment?Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-08 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete19. On The Other Hand reviewsMy friend CaptainKodak1 wrote a horror story entitled "Her Hand". He then wrote a sequel. I too have written a sequel, in a fairy tale style.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-08 - Kim P. & Ron S.20. Three Redheads and a Spider » reviewsA mother daughter beauty contest in the Big Apple. throw in Richard Lionheart, Mr. and Mrs. Spiderman, Doc Ock. could things get any more confused? a Coeur de Lion story.Crossover - Spider-Man & Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 12-7-05 - Mary Jane W. & Kim P.21. The Seven Kisses of Kim Possible » reviewsAnd you thought Kim and Ron's first kiss was in So The Drama. Or maybe Emotion Sickness. Or even A Very Possible Christmas. Listen now to the story, a tender tale of romance. Love's first glory, Destiny's chance.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 6-24-07 - Kim P. & Ron S.22. The Impossibility reviewsKim Possible is fictional. Helen Keller is historical. Maybe there is a rememblence between the two. A fanfic with a difference, I hope.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-07 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete23. The Battle For The Hand Of The Blue Fox reviewsbased on a fanfic by Wise Duck. The random elements of a wealthy man's deviousness and his son's fixation, a heroine's fiery beauty and her lover's reckless bravery set the stage for an epic battle that will determine Ron's survival and Kim's future joy.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-25-07 - Kim P.24. The Soulmate reviewsA oneshot. A deathfic. The battle over, the victory sure, all is well,or is it? Tragedy strikes, death separates them,or does it?Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-18-07 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete25. A Little Nap reviewsbased on fanart by CurseXX at DeviantArt. Kim and Ron's first preschool day, first playdate, first sleepover. Fluff.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-19-06 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete26. All Hallow's Eve In Middleton reviewsNot all the students at Middleton High School were depicted on the show. I sometimes wonder if one of these is in every school. If you meet one, shine them on.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-06 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete27. Kim's Nightmare reviewsKim has had a bad dream. Ron is making out with Bonnie and Kim feels devastated. But she's dating Erik, so it shouldn't matter. Should it? based on fanart by DVDIce at DeviantArt. A prelude to my fic, Say Something, Ron.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-28-06 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete28. Ronicus The Gladiator reviewsRome ruled the world. Caesar ruled Rome. Bitterness ruled the heart of Ronicus, until a slave girl with fiery hair and a fiery heart taught him to fight, how to live, and how to love again. Based on characters from Rewriting HistoryKim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-14-06 - Ron S. & Kim P.29. I Take Thee As My Lawfully Wedded reviewsKim marries Ron, and everybody marries everybody. A tribute to all the K.P. fanfic & fanart I have enjoyedKim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-13-06 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete30. Mother's Day reviewsMrs.Dr.P. meets a terminal patient, and a lifelong friendship begins, reflected in their correspondance. No action, some fluff, some romance, some drama, lots of heart.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-13-06 - Kim P.31. Midrift adrift or, Crop Top Caper » reviewsbased on a fanart of ivymae457 over at DeviantArt what if a mischievious Ron were to succumb to a temptation he has hidden for many years? One can only imagine. Kim, Ron, et.al. belong to Disney. Richard and Daphne Harte are inspired by the artwork ofKim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,708 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-18-06 - Published: 11-12-05 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete32. A Very Team Possible Christmas » reviewsInspired by A Very Possible Christmas. Kim wants to celebrate the Holiday with her new boyfriend and new Team Possible members. no action, just fluff. a Coeur de Lion story.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-10-05 - Kim P. & Ron S.