Welcome to my lair! MUAHAHAHAHAH! (cough cough) I can never do that right...
Anyway...
If you are here, then it's most likely because you got here by mistake. Unless you're actually reading this message, which must mean you're here to stay. So, If you're interested, here's a bit about me.

Name: Gwendolyn (Gwen for short...Gwendolyn is a mouthful, don't you think?)
Okay, I just found this out. Gwendolyn is a name of Welsh origin, and it means "Fair-haired" or "Fair One".

What I Wish My Name Was: Miriku. Dursh. ...Or maybe Sylvia... It means "From the Forest", but that's beside the point.

GAIA Online Screenname: Mutou_Miriku

Item: Millennium Dagger (Okay, so carrying a dagger around with you everywhere might be a little over-safety-concious, but hey. That's me for you. Paranoid.)

Age: NUNYAH!!!

Gender: I am woman! Hear me roar!

Height: Umm...5' 4"? I dunno, I haven't measured my height in a long time...

City: Somewhere in Illinois. I know, but you don't need to. Hehehe.

General Looks: I wear glasses. I wear baggy T-shirts and jeans. My hair goes about halfway down my back. I'm in desperate need of braces--I mean, I look like a vampire with a bad case of overbite. The baggy T-shirts make me look wider than I am. I usually keep my hair up in a ponytail--sometimes in a pink, blue, or white bandanna if I feel like being different. Although lately, I've taken to using headbands...

Hobbies: Singing, writing, reading, writing, watching YuGiOh/YuGiOh GX, writing, drawing--and did I mention writing? Oh, and talking to myself. (Hey, it's not my fault that the voices talk back...especially Kimiru...)

Favorite Shows: YUGIOH! And YuGiOh GX! Avatar, Pokemon, Pokemon Chronicles, Scooby-Doo, My Life as a Teenage Robot (I've seen the movie--'Escape from Cluster Prime'! How cool!), Jimmy Neutron, Codename: Kids Next Door, Digimon, One Piece, Code: LYOKO, Transformers Armada/Energon/Cybertron, Ben 10, Johnny Test, Loonatics Unleashed, Danny Phantom, Spongebob Squarepants, InuYasha, Eureka 7, W.I.T.C.H.,Winx Club, Totally Spies, Naruto, Kyle XY, America's Funniest Home Videos, Animal Planet's THE MOST EXTREME, The Planet's Funniest Animals, Dirty Jobs, How It's Made, NOVA, Ghost in the Shell...what else? Yes, I'm an anime freak...my most favorite is YuGiOh, so most of my fanfics are on that subject...

Favorite Authors/Poets: J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, Lloyd Alexander, Mercedese Lacky, Judy Blume, Mark Twain, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Browning, Langston Hughes, Madeleine L'Engle, C.S. Lewis, Gertrude Chandler Warner, Brian Jaques, Eoin Cofer, whoever wrote Nancy Drew, whoever wrote Bobbsey Twins, T.A. Barron, David Eddings, Lemony Snickett, Stephen King, Diane Duane, Kathryn Lasky, Anne Rice, Johnathan Stroud, Kristen Klaudstrup, Avi, Anne McCaffery, Helen Fox, Ray Bradbury, MATTHEW SKELTON!!! Yeah, I read a lot, but nowhere near as much as I write or watch YuGiOh!

BEST DEBUT NOVELS EVER READ

Third Place
Goes to The Book of Story Beginnings by Kristen Klaudstrup. It's one of the best kids' novels I've read in a loooong time.

Second Place
Queen's Own, by Mercedes Lacky. I like it--Talia reminds me a lot of me. Most of her later books are better, though.

FIRST PLACE!
ENDYMION SPRING! No, seriously--Dr. Matthew Skelton is absolutely brilliant! I managed to get a signed copy from him yesterday (9/12/06), and I spent all night reading it. No, really. I finished the book at, like, four o'clock in the morning, nodded off, and had this crazy dream about a boy with black hair, grey eyes, and Endymion Spring... I woke up about fifteen minutes later and wrote it down. And while I was writing it, my alarm clock rang...o.O;

Grade: 8th

Hair Color: Goldish brown

Eye Color: Depends on my mood. Usually brown, though.

Personality: Slightly paranoid, talkative around people I know. Shy around new people.

I will not openly flame a fic. Maybe a bit of constructive critisism here and there, but no open flames. Flames directed at my stories will be used to roast marshmallows.

Okay, enough about me--talk to the yami! NOW!

Age: 5016 (Counting the five millenia I spent stuck in the Millennium Dagger, of course...)

Gender: Female, of course--whoever heard of being the opposite gender as your hikari?

Hobbies: Practicing my swordsmanship and accuracy, reading poetry, polishing my daggers...that sort of thing.One constant habit of mine is of getting Miriku to slow down when she talks or reviews.

Personality: Hmm...calm, collected, thoughtful, usually quiet, and I have a tendency to sweatdropping whenever Miriku is yammering...

Hair Color: Mostly gold, with a little brown in it

Eye Color: Silvery blue

General Looks: My hair reaches my waist, and is straight--unlike that of my hikari. I have no need of glasses. I have cat ears...and a tail. Both are white. If I have to wear modern clothes, I wear a tight-fitting white T-shirt and tight-fitting black jeans. If not, I keep to my normal outfit--a linen tunic and breeches.

Weapons: Dagger, shortsword, shuriken, kunai

Favorite Show/Book/Manga/Video GameQuotes:

"Well, when ya hang around with Yugi, dis is par fer da course..."
--Joey Wheeler, YuGiOh

"Did the definition of 'genius' change over the past hundred years?"
--Aang, Avatar

"Okay, I've just totally inspired myself, so let's go see what the world has in store for us today!"
--Tea Gardner, YuGiOh

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."
--Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Yuugi: Tea...could you read me the story about that bunny?
Tea: I'm going to pretend that's the concussion talking and forget all about it...

"Be glad it's them trouncing your path to the top, and not Yugi-boy for the umpteenth time."
--Maximillion Pegasus (I love the way he disses Kaiba! I just love it!), YuGiOh

"Oh please, old man...Anubis is gone. No one could return after suffering a defeat so thoroughly devastating as that! Well, no one but Kaiba, that is... I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?"
--Pegasus

(sarcastic) "Looks like someone needs a hug."
--Pegasus

"Sure, I'll have to give up another five hundred of my Life Points--but then, you know what they say, Kaiba-boy! You have to spend Life Points to take Life Points! Of course, you know all about that--Yugi's been taking your life points for what, going on three years now? Ooh, I'm so sorry to keep bringing that up!"
--Pegasus

"Well, I guess it's pretty safe to say his plan didn't work, right?"
--Yuugi

"You're in no position to be making demands--so shut up and duel!"
--Seto Kaiba, YuGiOh

"Darkness cannot survive without the light!"
--Koji, Digimon (Season 4) (This one isn't all that funny, but it kinda fits Yami, doesn't it?)

"Kaiba...will you forget about yourself for once and LISTEN TO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU?"
--Yami, YuGiOh

"This place is crawlin' with stiffs!"
--Tristan Taylor, YuGiOh

"Heads up, ya freak!"
--Joey

"Kaiba--once again, your ridiculously over-inflated ego blinds you to the truth!"
--Yami (I love the way he disses Kaiba, too!) (Pulls string on thought reflecting Yami plushie. "Kaiba SUCKS!")

"You're insane, aren't you?"
--Aang

"At least I don't make muscles at myself in the water."
--Katara, Avatar

Tristan: Nice way to hold back that crowd, nimrod!
Joey: Yeah, like you helped! Den again, you duel worse dan my mom!
Tristan: Hey--you're lucky I'm worn out, man!

Marik: You could use a rest, little Joey!
Joey: And you could use a haircut--what's your point?

Tea: If I had known we'd be going on a hike, I'd have worn better shoes!
Yami: Hmph. Try lugging a Duel Disc around.

"Hey, I'm just a simple guy with simple needs."
--Sokka, Avatar

"I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying...and magic..."
--Sokka

"Oh--that was food? I used it to start the campfire last night..."
--Aang

"Okay--you have just gone from wierd to freakish, Katara."
--Sokka

Katara: Why are you smiling at me like that?
Aang: Oh--I was smiling?

"Dis wierd stuff always happens when Yuugi duels!"
--Joey

Mokuba: I hope you know what you're doing, big brother...
Kaiba: I was just hoping the same thing.

"Sy, if they graded in melodrama, you'd get an A!"
--Jaden Yuki, YuGiOh GX

"Oh, and in case you've forgotten--I live here!"
--Jaden

Jaden: You work here?
Mrs. Dorothy: Work here? I own here!

"That's the spirit, Jaden! I mean--that's how you beat a spirit! I mean--oh, you know what I mean!
--Syrus Truesdale, YuGiOh GX

"Not more running!"
--Chumly Huffington, YuGiOh GX

Meowth: I'm starving!
Jessie: (whips out a frying pan) If you want, I could fix something...
Meowth: Thanks, but the last time you tried to cook, you wiped out eight of my nine lives!

Trainer: Let's have a match--unless you're scared to lose!
Ash: I think you're the one who's gonna lose!
Misty: Ash! You just said you were too weak to work!
Ash: I am too weak to work--but a Pokemon battle isn't work!
Brock: That's progress. At least his mouth is working.

Brock: I didn't think Vikings still existed!
Ash: They mostly live in Minnesota!
(I didn't get this for the longest time. There's a football team in Minnesota called the Vikings. Get it?)

"I'm just here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm out of bubble gum."
--Kaiba

"Listen up--nobody but nobody calls me a nobody, ya buncha nobodies! Got dat?"
--Joey

Joey: But you gotta prove yerselves first by duelin' a top contendah--and I t'ink I know one!
Tristan: Uh...Kaiba?

Alister: Your father destroyed my life--and now I'm gonna destroy you!
Kaiba: Hmph. Get in line--I hear that all the time.

(Currently painting the inside of Bastion Misawa's dorm room with white paint and big paintbrushes)
Jaden: Look, I'm Michealangelo! You know, 'cause I'm painting on the cieli--whoa! (falls off ladder; wet paintbrush hits Syrus in the face)
Syrus: You do know, Jaden, that his means war. (picks up bucket of paint)
Jaden: Hey, wait a sec! It was an accident!
Bastion: All right you two, stop playing around--
(Syrus tosses the bucket's contents at Jaden; Jaden ducks; Bastion gets hit in the face with the paint)
Jaden: (is laughing his head off)
Bastion: Think it's funny, do you? (whaps Jaden in the face with his own wet paintbrush)

"I think I liked you better when I couldn't see you."
--Chazz Princeton, YuGiOh GX

"Uh, Proffessor Banner? I think you'd better call the school nurse..."
--Jaden

"...Make that the school psychiatrist!"
--Jaden (a few minutes after the above)

Syrus: Do you even know what the word "no" means?
Jaden: Yes...
Syrus: (groans)

(Currently in Academy sick bay, talking about how to defeat Camyula. Jaden is in the hospital bed; he's been pretty weak ever since defeating Nightshroud/Atticus)
Jaden: I can take her! I'll duel--and win, too!
Chazz: Please. Right about now, you couldn't fight your way out of a sheet. (pulls sheet over Jaden's head; continues other conversation)
Jaden: (mumbles) Almost--got it--yeah! (pulls sheet off) See?
Chazz: (pulls sheet over Jaden's head again) Best two out of three.
Jaden: Hey!

Tristan: Hold on--why didn't Scapegoat disappear?
Joey: Dat's because she drew Scapegoat first, but played it last, and den... No clue.
Yugi: (laughs) It's simple, guys. The last card played in a turn always activates first, so the first card has no effect on the last, even though it was played first.
Joey/Tristan: (groans)

Joey: (pissed at the defeat Zigfried just handed him) So dat's how ya cheer me up? Den it's time fer me ta spread a little cheer of my own! (chases Tristan, Duke, and Tea) When I get my hands on you--!
Yugi: (to Yami) Joey did a great job--and, sooner or later, he's going to learn to control that temper of his!
Yami: (to Yugi) Probably later.
Joey: (in the background) I tell ya, I get no respect at all!

"Why do old people's houses always smell like someone's cooking dirty socks or something?"
--Ben, Ben 10

"Who knows what kinds of icky, slimy things are in that lake? (shines flashlight on Ben) I rest my case."
--Gwen, Ben 10 (OMG! She's got my exact name! (faints))

Cortana: I know what you're thinking--and it's crazy.
Master Chief: So? Stay here.
Cortana: Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy.
Halo 2

Cortana: It just repeats itself over and over. "Regret...regret..." Any idea what it means?
Admiral Johnson: 'Dear Humanity: We regret bein' alien bastards We regret comin' to Earth. And we most definitely regret the core just blew up on a raggedy-ass fleet!'
Two Marines: Boo-rah!
Halo 2

"For a brick, he flew pretty good!"
--Admiral Johnson, Halo 2

"Could we possibly make any more noise? (Master Chief pulls out rocket launcher) ...I guess so."
--Cortana, Halo 2

"Oh, great--my new family's already dysfunctional!"
--Chazz

Jaden: Look--there's the well!
Chazz: (sarcastically) What tipped you off, the big hole in the ground?

Abedos: Just give up--none of you want to duel me!
Jaden: (Jumping up and down) Ooh! I do! Pick me! Come on!

Jaden: Well, it's a good thing he isn't around today--or that undefeated record of his would be going down!
Chazz: (sarcastically) Yeah--and then you're going to beat Yugi and Kaiba, too.
Jaden: Wow, you really think so? Thanks, Chazz, I never knew you beleived that much in me!
Chazz: (twitching) It's sarcasm, you slacker!
Jaden: Okay, whatever you say--but if you want to change your name, Chazz, I'm sure you could do a lot better than Sarcasm!
Chazz: (reaches over and headlocks Jaden) You know what I meant!

"Well, we're not dead yet...(looks around corner; turns and runs)...We're dead!"
--Kit Rodriguez, So You Want to Be a Wizard

"Oh, brother...sometimes I wish I wasn't right!"
--Kit, SYWtBaW

"Akthenath...someone's soul is going to writhe for this."
--The Lone Power, SYWtBaW

"Have a nice death."
--Some weird alien to Dairine Callahan, High Wizardry

"Wondered when you were going to say something useful.You think we keep you for your looks?"
--Carl Romeo, SYWtBaW

"Gonna be a magician, huh? Make yourself vanish when they chase you?"
--Dairine, SYWtBaW

(response to above)
"Sure. Go curl your hair, runt."
--Nita Callahan, SYWtBaW

Kit: What's your name? I mean, we can't just call you 'hey you' all the time.
Fred: True. My name is Khairelikoblepharehglukumeilichephreidosd'enagouni--
Kit: Fred. (Nita and Fred stare at him) Well, if we have to yell for help or something, the other way's too long. And that was the only part I got, anyway.
--SYWtBaW

"Take a chill pill, short stack."
--Chazz

Dairine: You going swimming?
Nita: (snaps strap of bathing suit) No, I thought I'd go skiing. Wake up, lamebrain.
Deep Wizardry

Dairine: And where are we going at six in the morning?
Nita: We are not going anywhere. Go play with your Barbie dolls, Einstein.
Dairine: Only if you give them back. Anyway, there are better things to play with--Kit, for example--
DW

Nita: How did you do that?
Dairine: I used the Force.
Nita: Dari!
DW

Carl: (in the background, heard over the phone) Cut that out! --Look out, she's on the stove. Get her--oh, Lord. There go the eggs. You little cannibal!--
Tom Swale: It's business as usual around here, as you can tell...
DW

"Bad dog! Bad dog! Nonono!"
--Machu Picchu (Peach), DW, High Wizardry

Tom: Look, don't panic yet--
Peach: (in the background, heard over the phone) Go ahead! Panic! Do it now and avoid the June rush! Fear death by water!
Carl: (also in the background) Bird, you're honing for a punch in the beak.
Peach: Violence! You want violence, I'll give you violence! No quarter asked or given! Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! Don't give up on the--AWWK!
Tom: (as silence falls) Thanks, Carl...
DW

Dairine: You're gonna get it.
Kit: Tell us something else we don't know, Sherlock.
DW

"Don't you get it? There are some things in the world more important than doing what you tell me!"
--Nita, DW

"Kit, you wanna see a disaster? Come on over here and watch my folks try to hook up the Apple."
--Nita, HW

"Dari, some people like to sleep on a Saturday, y'know?"
--Nita, HW

"What I really need is a lightsaber..."
--Dairine, HW

'Nita considered the image of Dairine facing down Darth Vader, lightsaber in hand, and felt sorry for Vader.'
HW

"Hormones? Yes. Unfortunately."
--Nita, HW

"I am not scrawny! I am svelte!"
--Odd Della Robbia, Code Lyoko

Yumi Ishiyama: Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
Odd: Good thinking.
Code Lyoko

Ulrich Stern: How much time do you need?
Jeremy Belpois: Ideally? Three months. But I'll try to speed things up a bit.
Code Lyoko

Kit: Any bad feelings?
Peach: All of them. But nothing specific.
HW

"I am Kang. The Mad. I make things explode, and I make things fly, and I am very good at both. The things I make fly tend to survive. The things I make explode...not so much."
--Kang the Mad, Jade Empire

Jeremy: Odd--!
Odd: I know what you're going to say--but we aren't exactly having a tea party over here!

Tea: I think something's wrong with Bakura--
Joey: And ya only noticed dis now? He's nuts! He's always been nuts!

"Well, this is certainly foreboding. You really have to work to get that level of menace in a building."
--Sky, Jade Empire

Bastion: A bit odd--don't you think, Chazz?
Chazz: Hel-lo, this is Jaden. Everything he does is odd.

Sam: We'll only be studying!
Clover: (huffs) Yeah--each other!

"After that stunt on the Cairo, I know you're not scared of heights..."
--Cortana, Halo 2

'She (Nita) would have punched him (Kit) hard, had he been in range. As it was, he flinched a little from what he felt her fist and arm wanting to do.'
A Wizard Abroad

(thinking) "Problems! Do I have problems! Sweet Powers that Be...!"
--Nita, AWA

'Nita began to worry more than ever. Her mother was at her most dangerous when she was thinking, and it rarely meant anything but trouble for Nita.'
AWA

Nita: I don't know. Things are getting weird around here...
Kit: Getting?
AWA

Ronan Nolan: You look like a sheet.
Nita: I feel like one...
AWA

"Eat turf and die, Paddy."
Nita, AWA

Shaun (Johnny) O'Driscoll: Anyway, Doris says she told you the ropes.
Nita: If you mean she told me not even to sneeze in the Speech, yes.
AWA

Ronan: Johnny--this may seem out of turn--
Jonny: Knowing you, my lad, probably.
AWA

Nita: But how can the Treasures be hurting people? They're good!
Johnny: Oh, absolutely. There are probably no more powerful forces for god on the planet...except for human beings, naturally.But just because they're good doesn't mean they're safe.
AWA

Kit: You said things around here are getting weird?
Nita: Don't ask me for hints that they might get less weird. My money says things get worse yet.
AWA

Kit: Look, let's go see Biddy.
Nita: What are we going to say to her?
Kit: (shrugs) 'Come out with your hands up'?
AWA

"The last Power we worked with took on the Lone One after spending ten years in the shape of a macaw, sitting on a perch and eating sunflower seeds. So I woudn't sell myself short if I were you."
--Kit, AWA

Ronan: That was your sister?
Nita: Uh-huh.
Ronan: You poor thing.
Nita: She has her uses, though.
AWA

(staring at a sink full of dirty dishes) "They breed. I swear they do."
--Aunt Annie Callahan, AWA

Aunt Annie: Rowan.
Nita: I know. I have a friend at home who's a rowan tree.
Aunt Annie: It's still so funny to hear things like that come from one of my relatives...
AWA

Nita: But this time it just seems more... It seems bigger this time, even though it's smaller. You know what I mean?
Kit: It means you're away from home. I feel it, too, a little. ...But among other things, it means that if we get killed, it's not our fault.
Nita: Oh, great. You find the strangest ways to be positive...
AWA

Kit: Neets...what happens if we do die?
Nita: We get yelled at. (laughs a little) I dunno...
AWA

"I don't want certainty! I don't want answers! I don't even know what the questions are yet! Don't I get any time to find things out for myself, before Saint bloody Michael the Archangel or whatever else He's been lately moves in upstairs in my head and starts rearranging the furniture?"
--Ronan, AWA

"What I really need right now in terms of energy is a candy bar, but the only thing I've got left in my backpack is a cat. And I can't eat that. Too many bones."
--Nita, AWA

(to Ponch, his dog) "Sit down. Your tongue's gonna fall off if it waves around much more like that."
--Kit, The Wizard's Dilemma

"But why is the rum gone?"
--Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean

Jack Sparrow: How far are you willing to go for your bonny lass?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh. good. No worries, then.
Pirates of the Carribean

"Stop saving the world and get a hobby!"
--Kaiba

"If I had a dime for every time you said the word 'destiny'...well, I'd be even richer."
--Kaiba

"Certainty of defeat...small chance of success...what are we waiting for?"
--Gimli, LoTR RotK

"You'll find more cheer in a graveyard..."
Gimli, LoTR RotK

"I would tell you to go to hell, but I think you're already there."
--Valentine, Lord of War

"I smell trouble! (nearby roar) --Now I hear trouble!"
--Mana, YuGiOh

"Tell your stupid lizard to spit out my brother before I force him!"
--Mokuba

"You'd better make good on your promise to restore my brother. Because if you don't, I'll take great pleasure in separating your soul from your body in my own way."
--Kaiba

Yami: Kaiba! Say something!
Kaiba: Just...don't...screw up...!

Wanda: Aww--you guys would let the world blow up just so I could have the day off?
Cosmo/Timmy: Uh--yeah sure whatever!
Wanda: I love you guys...but you're idiots!
Cosmo/Timmy: But we're your idiots!
Fairly Oddparents

"That's all, folks."
--Kaiba (He so ripped that from Loony Tunes... Wait a second--Kaiba watches Loony Tunes?)

"It hurts, doesn't it? When you put your faith in the gods, and they let you down? If I were you, now's a good time to start praying for mercy--because from here on out, I'm planning to take you apart piece by painful piece. So let the torture continue..."
--Kaiba (What an evil b--d!)

"Kaiba, my dear and devious friend--let the games begin!"
--Pegasus

"What a horrible nightmare... That's it. No more white wine spritzers before bed time for me!"
--Pegasus

"On my island, in my castle, in my dungeon, the only person who can make threats is me!"
--Pegasus

"Spare me the pleasentries, Pegasus. You and I have never been friends, so let's not start petending that we are."
--Kaiba

"True, I may not see as well as I once did--but it doesn't take a magic eye to see just how throughly Yugi has trounced your sorry behind time and time again. Quite frankly, it's embarrasing!"
--Pegasus

Tea: Hmm--wonder what all the commotion's about?
Joey: Dunno--but I haven't seen dis many people runnin' from school since dey served meat loaf surprise last year!

"Told ya he's a lot smaller than on TV!"
--Random duelist from the YuGiOh Movie (I'll give you one guess at who he's talking about--and if you guessed Yugi, then you're right.)

Tea: So, what are you going to do? You know, now that you've saved the world and all?
Yami: ...Wait for the next bad guy?

(thinking) "Lewa, mysteryking of know-nothingness. That's me!"
--Lewa (Toa Nuva of Air), Bionicle Chronicles: Tale of the Toa

(thinking) "But I can't just float here forever. I have things to do. ...If only I knew what they were..."
--Gali (Toa Nuva of Water), BC: TotT

Pohatu (Toa Nuva of Stone): Sorry about that--I was practicing. Are you all right?
Kopaku (Toa Nuva of Ice): (coldly) I would be, if you weren't standing on me.
BC: TotT

Pohatu: Wait! Listen, I have a feeling we're both here for the same reason. Why not team up? It makes things easier.
Kopaku: I work alone.
Pohatu: By choice? Or just because no one can stand you?
BC: TotT

"Hmm. Do you think this big fellow is an ally or an enemy?"
--Pohatu, BC: TotT

"Whoa! That was so cool! I mean, I was pretty sure it would work, but still...!"
--Pohatu, BC: TotT

Jala: With all due respect, great Toa, you might want to watch where you point that thing.
Tahu (Toa Nuva of Fire): I know you. It's Jala, right?
Jala: (bowing) I am the Captain of the Guard of your village of Ta-Koro.
Tahu: Hello again. And while we're giving out advice, you might not want to sneak up on a Toa. It could be hazardous to your health.
BC: TotT

"Of course I have a plan! I'm searching...I'm searching for the masks... Okay. Perhaps I don't have an exact plan as such. But I'm working on it."
--Tahu, BC: TotT

"Dude, you are one seriously crazed-up fruit loop."
--Danny Fenton, Danny Phantom

Walker: I am your judge, your executioner, your jury, your executioner, your jailer, and, if neccesary, your executioner.
Danny: ...You said executioner three times.
Walker: I like that part of the job.
Danny Phantom

Samantha Manson: Kudos, Danny. You've just set the all-time speed record for drowning in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Paulina: Nah-ah! Did you just call me shallow?
Sam: You mean, if I said I could walk in a puddle of you and not get my feet wet, then yes.
Danny Phantom

"Great. Now she's going to kill us."
--Dark Prince, Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones

"You're doing very well, though I'm sure it isn't intentional."
--Dark Prince

"Oh, yes, fall to your death. That will help them immensely."
--Dark Prince

"Stop talking to yourself!"
--Prince, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

"I think the Empress overestimated you."
--Shadii, Prince of Persia: Warrior Within

Favorite Real-Life Quotes

"You know you're blond when you ask the teacher what she wants during role call."
--Me

"Rules of drinkable medicine. One; if it smells good, it tastes bad. Two; if it smells bad, it tastes like shit."
--Terrance Cosby (His grandfather is Bill Cosby...weird, hunh?)

"But I like being strange!"
--Me

"You say psycho like it's a bad thing."
--Me

"Yes, I like potatoes. No, I'm not a human/female version of Eduardo."
--Me

"How can you beat me like a red-headed stepchild if I'm not your stepchild and have brown hair?"
--Stuart (my little brother)(Classic!)

"Well, how can it be a YuGiOh themed party without YuGiOh stuff?"
--Me (This was Stuart's seventh birthday.)

"No. Heaven on earth would be living out the YuGiOh series. Actually living it."
--Me

"I can touch the ceiling and you ca-an't! I can touch the lights and--whoa! They move!"
--Kaetlyn (on sugar rush)

"Growing old is mandatory. However, growing up is optional!"
--Unknown (I saw this on one of those cute little signs)

Amanda Smith: Kaiba's so hot!
Me: No, Yami is!
Amanda: Kaiba!
Me: Yami!
Amanda: Kaiba!
Me: Yami!
Nicole Aliman: All right, what's going on here?
Amanda: Nothing...I'm just trying to get miss pharaoh-obsessed over here to admit that Kaiba is the hottest bishie on YuGiOh!
Me: Nuh-uh! Yami is!
Amanda: Is not!
Me: Is too!
Amanda: Is not!
Me: Is too!
Nicole: ...If it's all the same to you two, I'd vote Yami.
Me: Told ya!
Amanda: Traitor!

"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade...WITH EXTRA SUGAR!"
--Brittany Vasques

"MY sexy bishie pharaoh! ALL MINE! NO TOUCH-EE!"
--Me (on sugar rush, after Nicole (Nikkie) Friedman gave me a Yami plushie for my birthday)

"What the crap?"
--Me (I say that a lot...)

"Naw, really?"
--Me: (I say that a lot, too...)

Nikkie: I'll be right back. Don't touch any of my stuff.
Me: (the second she's gone) Touch...touch...touch...
Amanda: Nikkie! She's touching!
Me: Heyy! You're not supposed to tell!

"GAH! Gwen only got a B on her essay! It's a sign of the Apocalypse! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
--Travis Frisbee (some blond dude in my L.A.class)

William Edward: Hey, where's my manga folder? It was right here!
Nijaye Adams: Dunno.
Will: Nijaye, did you take my folder?
Nijaye: No...
Will: Frank?
Frank Figureda: No...
Will: Leon?
Leon Esteban: No...
Will: Gwen?
Me: (looks up from 'borrowed' manga folder) Hunh? What?
Nijaye: (grabs folder from my hand) Here it is!
Will: Gwe-en!

"You know you're a blond when you trip sitting down..."
--Anais Jackson (a girl from my Civics class--she said this after I sat down and managed to fall off the other end of my seat)

Nikkie: Aww! Gwenny gots a boy-fwiend!
Me: Wha? What the crap are you talking about?
Nikkie: (grabs Yami poster) Miriku-chan and Yami, sittin' in a tree!
Me: Nikkie! (snatches poster back)
Nikkie: Ha-hah! You like Yami!
Me: And you like Suikotsu. Your point?
Nikkie: Hey! How did you--
Me: How do you think?
Nikkie: I am so gonna kill Terrance when I get my hands on him! Grr...

Terrance: Umm...are you weird, or are you weird?
Me: Both!

"There are three rules to fictional writing. The problem is, no one knows what they are!"
--Unknown (For now, anyway...)

"Okay, Gwen? You scare me. A lot. ...Sort of."
--Mary Kate Schulman

"WAFFLES!"
--Mary Kate (This is, like, her trademark quote)

Nicole: Seriously, Gwen, it's only a matter of time before you start putting Green Day pictures on everything...
Me: Are you kidding me? That would mean I'd have to get rid of all my YuGiOh pictures!
Nicole: --;...

"The departmental interpreters of law in Washington can always be depended on to take a reasonably good law and interpret the common sense out of it."
--Mark Twain

"I did not fail two thousand times. I merely found two thousand ways not to make a lightbulb."
--Thomas Edison

Terrance Anderson: I AM BAKURA! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Me: Yeah, yeah--quiet down, tomb robber, before I have to kick your butt for the fifty bazillionth time.
Terrance: (grumbles) I despise you...
Me: You sound too much like Crocker to be Bakura. Make up your mind who you are--preferrably, before we go trick-or-treating.
Terrance: ...Shut up...
(Halloween of 2004--I was dressed as Yami, and Terrance was Akefia Bakura.)

"Look, it works like this. If you kill yourself, then I'll kill myself--just so I can come after you and kill you again!"
--Me (When Terrance A.was in a major depression phase)

"My one goal in life is to annoy as many people as possible. If you end up on the butt end of said ambition, then poor you. It's nothing personal--it's just a life dream."
--Terra Cooper

"ZOMGWTF? Kaiba is a brunette, not a greenette!"
--Terra (After seeing some weird Internet pics of Kaiba with green hair)

"Okay, he's not someone I'd like to bump into in a dark alley one night..."
--Me

"You're starting to look more like a girl than a board."
--Mom

"A normal person wouldn't take forty kids on a three-day field trip involving theme parks, rides, restaurants, and all that. All I can say is; thank God I'm not normal."
--Mr. Gross (my band teacher)

Stuart: I'm confused. What happened to Harry's arm?
Me: Lockhart, being his oh-so-helpful self, removed his bones.
Stuart: Oh... Wait, how is that being helpful?

Cameryn (Kaetlyn's little brother): (dangles plushie in front of my face) What do you smell?
Me: ...I smell plushie.
Cameryn: ...What's plushie?

Mom: I need to run out the door for a few minutes.
Stuart: Don't run into it!

"Sirius Black is seriously black."
--Stuart

"Random chaos? Sounds good. When can we start?"
--Me

(doors slam shut and lock resoundingly)
"Well, that was comforting..."
--Eric Smith (on the MGM Star Wars cinematic ride)

Anyway, great chappies. Oh no, Yami ran away because you were being a bitch! He started it though. You were being a bitch in RETALIATION!
--MyAgent'llSendYou AGiftbasket (review)

This chapter was really good! And angsty... But good! And angsty... But I liked it!
--Yamiace1321 (review)

(Me watching Code: LYOKO)
Jeremy: (to Aelita)I've modified the scanners. Mind if I...examine you?
Mom: (walks in on that last sentence; blinks) What is this show rated?

"I am not slow! I'm just moving very fast in the opposite direction!"
--Terrance C.

"Everything will be all right in the end. If it's not all right, then it's not the end."
--Anynoymous

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
--Anonymous

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
--Anonymous

"A friend is a quiet angel who lifts us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."
--Anonymous

"Okay, yeah, I'd better get out of my writer's block before Keely comes back and hunts me down with a flippin' pitchfork..."
--Me (in a PM to Keely's cousin)

Nicole: Miriku-chan, you are such a moron...
Me: But I'm your moron!

Me: Uh, let me see...there's Yami, of course, with the Puzzle...Mahaad with the Ring...Seto with the Rod...Akenadin (the evil priest!) with the Eye...Kharim and Shadaa, and I can't remember which one has the Scales and the Key...uh...Necklace. Who am I forgetting?
Stuart: What about Isis? Mmm, Icees...
(This was just so completely random, I had to put it up.)

"Why are you using Life Drain on the skeletons? They're just skin and bones! ...Actually, they're just bones!"
--Stuart (while we were playing Dark Aliance 2)

Me: (after watching the JibJab clip 'Second Term') 'Bury the old hatchet', eh? Well, first I'd need a hatchet. Then I'd need someone's skull to bury it in...
Stuart: Why don't you use Bush?
Me: ... (thinking) 'Hmm...that's actually a pretty good idea...'

(inside the clip 'Second Term')
Group of Random People:Good God, he's coming back to serve a second term!
Me: (thinking) '"Good God" is right...'

"Lalala, I'm not lis--wait, what did you say?"
--Me

"...I meant to do that..."
--Me

"Are you mad at me? I haven't done anything! ...Yet!"
--Terrance C.

Me: I am not a pyro! I just like watching things burn!
Amy Lentz: ...And setting them on fire yourself.
Me: And setting them on fire mys-- Heyy!

"I shall now smite you with my almighty...uh...stick?"
--Me (I was playing a game called Hero Quest with my little brother. One of my characters, the Wizard, has a staff and only one Attack Die, as opposed to the Chaos Warrior he was fighting, which has four Attack and Defense Dice. Can we all say 'fried Wizard'?)

"ZOMGWTF...is Danny wearing...pink nightclothes? What the heck!"
--Me

"Okay, so I've already used up four packets of tabs...and there were eight in each packet...so that means...I have...thirty-six? Omigod, thirty six st--no! Wait! Thirty-two! HAH! Eight times four is thirty-two, not thirty-six! I'm such an idiot..."
--Me

"If the Barbarian is smart, he'll stay where he is and let the Mummy come to him. Then again, the Barbarian is not smart. ...It also is no longer the Barbarian's turn... Okay, yeah, I'm finished, go ahead and roll."
--Me (Once again, playing Hero Quest with my brother)

"We are all the same in our uniqueness!"
--Me

Stuart: Can I have some more chicken?
Mom: (sigh) You can have a couple more pieces.
Stuart: How much is a couple?
Me: Two.
Stuart: Why two?
Dad: Because--
Me: Because three is a love triangle and four is an orgy.
Mom/Dad: (stares at me)
Me: ...Did I just say that out loud? Whoops...

"You could almost be the Barbarian. I mean, you're hard-headed enough..."
--Me

Me: ...Why is the Wizard attacking the Gargoyle?
Stuart: Because he hangs out with the Barbarian too much.

"If it weren't for the Wizard, the Barbarian would be running into the room and getting slaughtered. (imitates man's voice) Heel, big guy, heel! Good boy. --Nah-ah! Hey! Stay! ...Good Barbarian. You get to kill the Orcs later."
--Me

"HOYEAH! THAT is what I'm talkin' about! Don't MESS with the pharaoh!"
--Me

"...(points at shirt, which has the Millennium Puzzle and 'Miriku' on it) Uh, I have the pharaoh on my side. Are you sure you wanna mess with me?"
--Me (My friend Zach Newell was being annoying, and I scared him off...XD)

"Oh, crud, it's the scary page..."
--Me (I was re-reading Endymion Spring for just about the fifty bazillionth time. There are two pages that are completely black, with the words "I am watching" the first time and "I am waiting" the second time. Those...really freaked me out.)

"HEYY! I didn't say you could touch that! Go buy your own copy--this baby's mine!"
--Me (Multiple people have tried to run off with Endymion Spring while I wasn't looking. Stupid people ought to know I wouldn't let anyone hurt any of my books, 'specially not one as cool as this one...)

Stuart: Hey, how come you get to duel with the Duel Disc?
Me: (waves Duel Disc in his face) Because it's mine!

Maureen-sensei: All right, so what do you do when someone attacks you with a sword?
Margaret: Run away?
(This is sort of a running joke in my aikido class.)

Diana Hornik: Roxas says hi.
Me: Tell him I know about his secret crush on Axel. No, wait, come back! I'm kidding!

Me: You know, I just noticed something. Roxas is Sora with the letters scrambled and an X thrown in!
Diana: No, really?
Me: (rolls eyes) You're ruining the moment!

"cept... well... yeah. See, the Bakura fangirls'll be used to that and will be immune... yeah. So, they'll all become Yami-fangirls... yeah. And Yami can't protect you by sending them to the Shadow realm because as I said kanina, they're immune... yeah. therefore... in conclusion, you'll have hordes of screaming jealous fangirls that can't be sent to the Shadow Realm, courtesy of Bakura and the Millennium Ring... yeah. My condolences, hun."
--Ziq Pedrosa (By-product of a random discussion we've been having over E-mail.)

Me: The Wizard can not be that stupid. It's absolutely impossible.
Stuart: I told you already, he hangs out with the Barbarian too much.
Me: But not even the Barbarian would do something that stupid!
Stuart: ...Good point...

"FYI--just because he's my little brother doesn't mean he gets special treatment, Believe you me, I've chewed his butt out more than once and made him fix stuff."
--Me (Someone in this RP I made on GAIA Online was complaining that I'm too easy on Stuart. I don't yell at him on the forums, I yell at him in real life.)

"Happy Axel Day! WORSHIP THE RED-HEAD!"
--Me

"It's Roxas Day, it's Roxas Day! YAAY!"
--Diana and Me (We sang this while dancing in circles in the gym. Our teachers were frightened.)

"Where did the rainbowfied porcupine go? Erm...I mean, the Pharaoh..."
--SSCeles (We were having a random discussion, during which Yami popped in and then out...)

"Lovely, cheerful, evil spirits, aren't they?"
--Mary Kate

Wonnykins (RPing as Gary Oak): I'm surprised we haven't run into anyone yet. Usually that damn Team Rocket is around here somewhere.
Me (RPing as Ash): Maybe they're on vacation, too...
(PM RP on GAIA. Need I say more?)

NymusAnon: I prefer Sesshomaru, but despite his rough-and ready attitude, Inuyasha does have his charming moments...
DemonPrinceLaharl: ...When he's not being as blunt as a two-by-four, anyways.

"Crapola...that's...like...a molestation waiting to happen..."
--Me

YuGiOh
Puzzleshipping (Yami x Yugi)
Darkshipping (Bakura x Yami)
Revolutionshipping (Yami x Tea)
Silentshipping (Seto x Serenity)
Hostshipping (Ryou x Tea)
Tendershipping (Bakura x Ryou)
Bronzeshipping (Marik x Malik)
Polarshipping (Joey x Mai)
(Tristan x Serenity x Duke) (No name for it? Darnit!)
Puppyshipping (Seto x Joey)
Prideshipping (Seto x Yami)
Rivalshipping (Seto x Yuugi)
Azureshipping (Seto x Tea)
Conquestshipping (Valon x Mai)
Euroshipping (Seto x Ryou)
Heartshipping (Ryou x Yugi) (DOUBLE UKE! (squeals) KAWAII!)
Mizushipping (Priest Seto x Kisara)
Outcastshipping (Bakura x Kisara)
Vexshipping (Bakura x Tea)

YuGiOh GX
Jaden x Alexis
Chazz x Alexis
Zane x Alexis
Jaden x Syrus
Chazz x Syrus
Chazz x Jaden
Zane x Jaden

Danny Phantom
Danny x Sam
Tucker x Valerie
Danny xValerie
Danny x Paulina

Hated Pairings

None! There are a couple that I just get freaked out reading (like Tabloidshipping, for instance--Kaiba x Mokuba) and pretty much avoid. But I don't hate any of them.