Hey everyone, thanks for visiting my profile. My name is Natalie. I also go by Mafia Princess, Fossegrimen (my Norwegian Troll name; I love you Fergendorf!!), pretty pretty princess, butterfly, and "that crazy person over there." I love reading other peoples stories and coming up with a few myself. I'm an obsessive Disney fan, and I'm a complete kid at heart. I am still undefeated at "Disney Scene It?". My twelve-year-old sister is taller than me. I like the word "spiffy." Slash is good. I'm sometimes afraid of my shower curtain. Hurt/Comfort fics are the best. Reviews make my day. The Poisonwood Bible is the best book I've ever had to read for school. Heart of Darkness is one of the worst. I sing loudly and badly in the car. I love Jesus and am saved by his death on the cross.

Name on The Muse Bunny (http://themusebunny.proboards105.com/index.cgi): Crunchie

PREVIOUS FANFICTION PENNAME:
PINKxDIAMOND

Most of my stories will probably include at least one of the following:

Pregnancy.
Substance abuse.
Guys crying (cause it's so adorable!)
and some h/c.
Slash.
Non-con.

So if you like any of those, you may just enjoy some of my fanfiction. :D

Ships:

Aladdin- Aladdin/Jasmine.
Anastasia- Anya/Dmitri.
Brokeback Mountain- Ennis/Jack.
Dr. Who- Doctor/Rose.
Eagle Eye- Jerry/Rachel.
Grey's Anatomy- Denny/Izzie, Alex/Izzie, George/Lexi, Lexi/Mark.
Hannah Montana- Lilly/Oliver, Jackson/Oliver.
Harry Potter- Hermione/Ron, Harry/Ron.
Iron Man- Pepper/Tony.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang- Harry/Perry.
life as we know it- Ben/Sue, Ben/Monica, Dino/Jackie, Ben/Dino.
National Treasure- Ben/Riley, Abigail/Riley.
Pirates of the Caribbean- Jack/Will, Elizabeth Will.
Sherlock Holmes- Holmes/Watson.
Slumdog Millionaire- Jamal/Latika
Skins- Anwar/Maxxie, Cassie/Sid, Maxxie/Tony, Sid/Tony.
Spiderman- Harry/M.J.
Star Wars- Han/Leia, Han/Luke.
True Blood- Eric/Sookie, Eric/Godric.
Twilight- Alice/Jasper, Carlisle/Esme, Edward/Bella/Jacob.
Watchmen- Comedian/Ozymandias.

XOvers- Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, Comedian/Joker.

Fictional men that I love:

Adrian Veidt/Ozymadias (Watchmen).
Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy).
Ben Conner (life as we know it).
Carlisle Cullen (Twilight).
Comedian (Watchmen).
Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy).
Edward Cullen (Twilight).
Emmett Cullen (Twilight).
Eric (The Ruins).
Eric Northman (True Blood).
Han Solo (Star Wars).
Harry Lockhart (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang).
Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park).
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean).
Jacob Black (Twilight).
Jamal Malik (Slumdog Millionaire).
James Gordon (The Dark Knight).
Jasper Hale (Twilight).
Jerry Shaw (Eagle Eye).
Joker (The Dark Knight).
Mathias (The Ruins).
Maxxie (Skins).
Perry van Shryke (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang).
Remus Lupin (Harry Potter).
Riley Poole (National Treasure).
Ron Weasley (Harry Potter).
Sid Jenkins(Skins).
Sirius Black (Harry Potter).
Tony Stark (Iron Man).
The Doctor (Dr. Who)

Stories in Progress:

Prey (Hannah Montana/Jurassic Park): Has been on haitus since my mom's heart attack. Why am I making a crossover like this? Because I love Hannah Montana and I love Jurassic Park. You can stick any TV/movie/book characters into Jurassic Park and make it awesome. :)

1408 (Hannah Montana/1408): Angsty and Olivercentric. Some Oliver/Lilly. May re-write with a different fandom.

Out of Control (Hannah Montana): Lilly/Oliver story. Warning, involves rape.

Sweet Betrayal (National Treasure): Riley/Abigail. Involves cheating, pregnancy, and trouble.

Angels Anonymous (National Treasure): Possible Riley/Abigail. Ben death. Drunkenness.

TOTAL: 5

Finished Stories:

Sacrifices (Pirates of the Caribbean): Turrow oneshot.

Last Chance for One Last Dance (Iron Man): Tony/Pepper depressing oneshot.

TOTAL: 2

PICTURES FOR STORIES

PREY

Chapter 3/Emergency exits and inflatible slide thingies
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