THE STUDIOUSLY SPOOKED

The Emerald Twin Blade

UPDATED: 11/08/12 - 07:47 AM

Okay, so.. shit happens.

I thought that it went without saying that, but, from the PMs I've been getting, it clearly isn't... I will NOT be continuing Curiosity, Bet On It!, Dance to the Death, Black Velvet and dotHack: Warmth of the Oblivious. I'm either not into these Fandoms anymore or I've lost the will to write them altogether.

name: Lauren; call me Emerald.

age: 20

birthday: 21 September

educational standing: Senior [at University]

major: English

fandom(s): Kingdom Hearts & Pokemon

pairing(s): Riku x Sora/SoRiku

Random Quotes from My Everyday Life:

[Prior to 2012]

"DO YOU THINK GLASS MELTS?!"

"That fails... on EPIC PROPORTIONS!!"

"Yaay! I got a new sponge! It's so solid and firm..."

"The old sponge's super limp!"

"She burnt it... She fxcking burnt it! HOW do you BURN microwave popcorn?!"

"Eww... It smells like sweaty feet that've been stuck in socks all day..."

"let's get on some crack! no wait, it's 'let's get cracking,' isn't it? xDD" -- Monkey from Monkey and Cookee.

"We should... tomorrow." "but, dude! Here, it already IS your tomorrow!" - Monkey & Me. There's about a 2-hour difference between our Time Zones, so while it was 11 PM where she was at, it was 1 AM here in Texas. XDD

"-hides and watches from under a rock.- OwO" "Why are you hiding under a rock?" "XDDD because I can." - Me & Monkey.

"i made fubuki a lightweight. xD" - Monkey, describing how she wrote Fubuki in "Spike the Chips."

"...Dude. I want a big book of pancakes." - TheLadyYuki after reading the Pancake Story with Laura higher up on this page. XD

"PANCAKE BUDDY!!" - Me and Laura every time we would see each other in high school. XD

"Me and Argument got into Marion... wait... what the?" -- Ashlee from high school.

"lol you make me sound like some hobo following ya around begging for food or something." -- Monkey.

"...lil overboard? am i allowed to do that? fxckkkkk that jumbo iced honey bun. xD" -- Monkey, while RPing for "Ice Cream Tease."

"niiiice dude, you put up my jumbo iced honey buns. xDDDDDDD" -- Monkey, after reading the Author's Notes in "Ice Cream Tease."

"like 'something something, cupid kisses him, he kisses back something something NOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?! I'M GOING TO KILL THIS FXCKER ONCE HE STOPS NO, ONCE I STOP ENJOYING THIS AHHHHHH! something something' xD" -- Monkey, when discussing the 10th Chapter of "Cupid's Game."

"BUT STAY AWAY FROM THE VIRGIN OLIVE OIL PLZ xD" -- Monkey, when I told her I'd write a random scene for her. The olive oil's a joke between us... XD

"XDDDD No food or oils will be harmed in the making of this scene." -- Me, talking to Monkey about a scene I wrote for her.

"i'm making a fxcking bonfire at the end of the year and burning all my AP shit" -- Monkey, 'cause she just hates homework. u.u

"I'm a model looker... I look at balls." -- Aaron from high school. He said this after I said I was a "Model Photographer."

"Choke on your words!" -- Tellah, from Final Fantasy IV.

"Lexaeus looks the same... Xaldin's hair's different... AHAHAHAHA is that supposed to be Xigbar?? ... -glimpses the ray gun.- Haha, it is! He doesn't have a scar and has both his eyes!" -- Me when my best buddy Ciera showed me some screenshots from KH: Birth by Sleep.

"Why do you always look at me like I just drowned your goldfish?" -- Xigbar, from Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days.

"Mister Duck Lumps" -- Words off of Spencer Shay's shirt on iCarly.

"Is that a birthmark on your butt?" "DON'T LOOK AT IT!!" -- Freddy Benson & Spencer Shay on iQuit iCarly.

"What kind of cigarettes are you smoking?" -- Marion from high school when talking about the size of cigarettes. Ashlie said that the cigarettes she saw were huge, and Marion was wondering aloud. XD

"Your hair smells like uncooked macaroni..." "..." "... in a good way!" -- My best friend Badfaith and me in high school.

"It's Tree Insurance. It's only valid if you don't move... because everyone knows that trees attack if you move." -- Earl from high school.

"That tree came outta nowhere!!" -- Mike from high school.

"Yo' Xbox broke?-We fix!" -- Mike with an accent.

"I was like 'blush, guy... guy...LAUREN!!'" -- Robert when I made him read For the New Year. XD He didn't realize it was shounen-ai.

"Where do you sign-in for drugs--I mean, snacks?" -- Erick, who's just downright out-of-it. XD

"Wha--Christian Circle? Adam's Crossing? What the hell!" -- Me when driving down a neighborhood named with several Biblical references.

"Good mor--shit, good aft--WHAT THE HELL! Good evening??" -- Me when getting onto GaiaOnline around 4:35 PM. XD ... I say 'what the hell' a lot. XD

"How are your buttocks?" "My buttocks? Fine!... firm!" -- Mrs. Pilof & Spender Shay from iCarly.

"Darn it; I didn't beat his high score!" "Of course not! He's bored to the extreme! That's why he has that thing!" "Shut up!" -- Josue, me, and James at high school when Josue played a game on James' iTouch.

"I don't know what's going on; I'm just smiling..." -- Daniella from high schoolschool.

"GUESS THE GENDER!" -- Jackie when some... person walked by the window at the college.

"Let's go weld a kitten to a tree!" -- Erick, because he's crazed. XD

"What class do you time?--aah, I mean, what time's your class at?"-- Choji.

"Oh, shit; I hope I saved." -- Jackie.

"Hey, nobody said he was the smartest box in the crayon--ah, crayon in the box!" -- Charles.

"Bring your son back out! I wanna see it dance!" -- Choji to Charles about an empty DOTS box.

"Radioactive rat shit!"-- Choji.

"Don't tug my war, you pervert!" -- Charles.

"You know you wanna be fat! You want thunder thighs!" -- Choji.

"Better get some duct tape, because that guy is RIPPED!" -- Choji.

"Go fork yourself!" "It's go 'spoon' yourself!" "Haha... spooning sounds dirty." -- Jackie, Charles, and Choji.

"Pfft! You should cosplay as Tauros, 'cause you're full of bull!" -- Me to Charles.

"You should be arrested for public indecency, because your face looks like an ass." -- Mike. XDD

"You should be arrested for public indecency, 'cause yo' ass looks like a face!--I mean--!!" -- Mike trying to say what he said before but screwin' up.

"WTF; where'd you come from?!" -- Mike.

"This complicates things..." -- Me.

"Don't you think that's a little harsh? Killin' me because of the way I t-t-t-t-talk?" -- Nero from Devil May Cry 4.

"Haha! Check it out! It's got wings!" -- Dante from Devil May Cry 4.

"For an opportunity to battle a being of such grand delusion as you, it is sweet fortune." -- Dante from Devil May Cry 4.

"This party's gettin' crazy!" -- Dante from Devil May Cry 3.

"A man in love requires no other means of intoxication." -- Kane & Adam from 7 Deadly Sins.

"How was school?" "You don't wanna know..." "What happened?" "We had a surprise test..." "And?" "I was REALLY surprised!" -- 2 & a Half Men.

"My wife is inviting you to lunch. Good news is that I get to come along, too." -- Special Agent Peter Burke from White Collar.

"Why do you have this?" "I think the real question is... 'Why don't you'?" -- Special Agent Peter Burke & Mozzie from White Collar.

"We're gathered here today ta nail yer gizzards to the mast!" -- Captain Barbossa from Pirates of the Carribbean: At World's End.

"IT'S BECOME SELF-AWARE!" -- Mike.

"Dude, that sounds like... rocks having babies." -- Chris.

"You're gay." "... Dude, are you talking to my dog?!" -- Chris & Mike.

"I'm going to this party; it ends at 10 PM." "It's 12:15 AM" "Yeah, I know; I might still go." -- Mike & Chris.

"I have the Xyst." "You should get that removed." -- Me and Charles when I was talking about the character named Xyst/Gerik in Fire Emblem: SS.

"Need to take my temperature? I'd be happy to drop my pants!" -- The Joker from Batman: Arkham Asylum.

"Well, I'm gonna go shoot some pool..." "You're gonna do WHAT in the pool?!" -- Joe Angel and Abby.

"You're always so damn pretentious, you... YOU DEMONIC DOLL FROM HELL!!" -- Sakurada Jun from Rozen Maiden.

"There was that one... uhh... 'Thank you, Captain Obvious.' 'You're welcome, General Sarcasm.'" "No! It was... Major Woody and Private Parts!" -- Jared and Charles.

"The point is 'don't put your willy in the porridge!'" -- Charles.

[Post-2012]

--30 June--

Emerald: -talking about buying cutlasses and swords at conventions.-

Badfaith: What would Freud say?

Emerald: That I want a sharp penis. Because EVERYTHING goes back to penis-envy with his logic.

--Page off of (New 52) Batman #1--

Tim Drake: Tell me [Bruce Wayne]'s not using facial rec for the party.

Damian Wayne: The party? He's using it to remember who you are, Drake.

Dick Grayson: And... zing.

--05 November--

-Walking passed where my mother and her elderly friend were sitting, I was wearing a T-shirt, some jeans and a hat.-

Friend: Are you a boy or a girl?

Me: Are you related to Professor Oak?

--Back to random quotes--

"CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 20-YEAR-OLD FACE!" -- Me for my best friend/roommate's birthday.

[2012 Return]

Heroes that Come to Life (1 of 2)

category: Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

pair: Johan x Judai/Spiritshipping.