Err...Hi,

As I have just recently posted up a story, I thought I should put up a bio.

I am a 17 year old, First Year University student who live in New York. I like cookies and Harry Potter. And...um...really that is it.

Fav Anime/Books, Fav Characters (In order), and Fav Pairings:

Inuyasha - Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Rin, That women who fell in love with Sesshoumaru (does anyone know her name?)

Pairing: InuSess (In that order) and some SessInu

Naruto - Gaara, Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Temari, Kankuro, Shikamaru

Pairing: SasuNaru, GaaNaru, NejiNaru (All in one story)

xxxHolic: Watanouki

Pairing: DouWata

Harry Potter (YAY) - Sirius (He is GOD), Harry/Draco, James, Blaise Zabini (I don't know, he's just cool)

Pairing: HarryDraco, SiriusJames

Escaflowne - Van, Folken, Hitomi

Pairing: VanHitomi (About the only straight pairing I can stand. I don't know, Hitomi is the only female that I like as, you know, romantic opposite material)

FullMetal Alchimiest - Ed, Al, Envy (Basically the Elric Brothers)

Pairing: EdAl, EdRoy (I can't seem to find any good ones. If someone know, please let me know)

Now a little about 'my' fics:

All fics under my account are written by someone else unless stated other wise. I usually find them on sites that not so many people to and I post them on FF.net. Why? Because it is easier than trying to convince other people that some site is worth going to. I am currently at Uni and I can't seem to relocate the site on which I found them, so I don't have the name of the people who wrote them. If you know, let me know.

Although I do write, I have no attention span and I tend to lose interest very quickly. This is why I don't post anything. If I do end up writing something that I finish, I'll put it up.

Odd Quotes that I found and Enjoy:

"She's avoiding you, 'cause you suck."

"I hate the three minute wait for ramen after you pour in the boiling water."

"We're still friends. Just now, we can make-out."

"What part didn't you understand? The N or the O?"

"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."

"Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!"

"Bubble-head!"

"Meanie-pig!"

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'"

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!"

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."

"Crossdress to impress!"

"Welcome to loserville. Population: You."

"Holy cosmos!"

"C'mon, please? My girlfriend is going to dump me... again."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions."

"Is is Saturday yet?"

"Need a vacation? GO AWAY!"

"Anti-social, much?"

"Got Ramen?"

"I may not be very smart, but i can lift heavy things."

"Randomness is the base of conversation."

"Penguins don't count, they're a fish."

"Ostichs can fly!"

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."

"I'll name my first son, Bakura Jr. Then i can pretend i married the REAL Bakura."

"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."

"Do you know you're short?"

"I hope you get amnesia!"

"I hear highschool's easier the second time around."

"Will you bear my child?" (Best pick-up line ever! )

"Who needs food? We have snowcones!"

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"Heart of the hand!"

"Satan's from canada!"

"Me? Oh, i was thinking about hemorhoids."

"My teacher said i was a walking abortion..."

"I take my chinese star, to pick the locks, and steal your car!"

"Is that a kunai in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them."

"I'm going as a guy dressed up like a girl, who likes a guy."

"He's a couple all by himself!"

"I'm not crazy i'm just ... well, i'm not crazy!"

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Dude, like, i think she's speaking chinese again."

"Come my minions! Today we shall take over the cheese!"

"Wrong door! They're all playing tennis in here!" ( Inside Joke)

"I'm Sakura! I can't do anything! I can't even run!"

"I'm Gaara. I eat babies."

"Why does everyone think i'm watching hentai? Do i put off those creepy, 'I watch porn' vibes!"

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."

"Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off."

"WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship."

"Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one."

"Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

"Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends."

"Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me."

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Sometime i just want to pull a Gaara just so i have more time in the year to play video games."

"Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean bussiness."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"I'm not stupid - i'm pretty!"

"My fingers hurt because i've been talking on the phone too long..."

"How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb- Just one, but it takes eight episodes to do it."

"I don't get it. Apple Hill...What's so great about apples?"

"We sacrifice this spider to the gods!"

"If you continue to poke me with that chopstick i will not cease to kill you with it."

"Mommy...What're those two boys doing?" (~.)

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

"Hm...So, you needed to rush away from me to go to a back alley. To sit in a puddle and freeze? Jesus, i didn't think being in my company was that bad."

"My teacher stole my soul. Does that mean he's Satan?"

"Where do we keep the anvils? I know we have them!" - "On the top shelf. Next to your sanity."

"I'm not playing with you guys anymore. I'm taking my bag of fairy dust and leaving!"

"Boots of escaping! Boots of escaping!"

"When i put my hands in front of my eyes, you can't see me."

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Neji x Itachi relationship according to: "The Carpet Shampoo."

"Hello. I'm Neji, i am angst and i hate my clan."

"I am Itachi and i hated my clan so much i killed them all."

"Oh.."

"Yeah, so, wanna make out?"

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"I never doubted her writing. She was a fine writer, she was merely a failure as a human being."

"Down with schools! Up with mini-skirts!"

“I hope you get cancer. I’d watch you rot.”

"Awww...you drew Satan so cute!"

“I don’t want to a doctor…I want to be a pedreatition.”

“I hope you get cancer. I’d watch you rot.”

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“I don’t care if your world’s ending today,

Casue I wasn’t invited anyway.

You said I tasted fame, so I drew you a heart,

But I’m not an artist. I am fucking working or art.”

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“Miranda has a 48 chance of failing at life.”

“Trains!”

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

"We are going to rip off your testicles...and slash your tires." - Nip

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Drive carefully, 90 of people are accidents.

"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."

"Don’t drink and drive you might spill your beer"

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven’t used enough

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

Silence is silver, but music is gold...

Life’s tough, get a helmet!

Loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Boldly Going Nowhere.

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLONDE.

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

normal people worry me

you say physco like it's a bad thing

This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.

Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas.

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all

Anger is one letter short of danger.

"I'm going to live life or die trying"

"We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time” - unknown

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

If you die, I'll kill you!"

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?.

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. - Homer J. Simpson.

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –Anonymous

"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"

Roses are red, violets are blue, please flush the toilet, after you.

"I'll kill you until you die!!"

"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush"

"Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck to my nose"

"The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus"

"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"

"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation"

"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

The entire world's a stage; I didn't get cast!

Consciousness- that annoying time between naps

Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them

"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"

I love him, O yes I do,
He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!

Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!

It takes 42 muscles to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and
say bite me in a bitchy tone!

Every morning is the dawn of a new error

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Does the noise in my head bother you?

Suicide Hotline…Please hold.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When I die, I want to go peacefully, like my Grandfather did, in his sleep – not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.

Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.

In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time

Suppose you were an idiot...And suppose you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?"

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people who were here last year."

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...

If you read all that, you have stamina. If any of you recognize some of the quotes, rest assured, I know they are your. I just found them interesting also and they have found their way into my page as well.