Hi there!

I'm not going to tell you my name, but I can tell you:

Gender: Male

Location: Florida

I love writing, video games, playing my violin, swimming, and surfing the web. My favorite types of music are rock/metal and opera. I think that the U.S. Military is the best thing since sliced bread. Hope they come home soon.

Anyway, I'm mainly a Fire Emblem writer on this site. My only story, Shells, is currently in progress. It will occupy most of my writing time, and I don't think I'll write any works until after it is finished. However, I may write a story for the Hitman video game section. Who knows?

I support any FE pairing, but I will not write yaoi, yuri, or anything of that sort. It's not that I have anything against it, it's just that I can't see myself getting the formula right.

Interesting moments in my life:

Friend 1: "That's what she said!"

Friend 2: "NO SHE DID NOT!"

--An overheard conversation in Creative Writing class

Me: "Sweet Jesus, it's a musical."

--Me commenting on a school play

Gunnery Sergeant: "Cadet, you look as confused as a one-legged cat on a hot tin roof! Move!"

--My Gunnery Sergeant yelling at me to get outside and PT

Gunnery Sergeant: "I picked him up and slammed him on the hood of his car, and told him 'Please stop cursing in front of my kids.'"

Cadets: O_o

--Our Gunnery Sergeant telling us what happened at his last football game

Some Dude: "Every time there's an awkward silence, God makes a gay baby."

Me: "Wha-?"

Friend: Where the heck did that come from?

--Group discussion during an anatomy class. Don't ask.

Friend: "I forgot to make my pills."

Me: "Me too. I have ADD."

Friend: "I have that too! I'm also bipolar and schizophrenic!"

Me: "Really?"

Friend: "Rawr!"

--One of my weirder friends

Me: "Well, aft-- I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES!"

--Me while doing community service in an spider/snake-filled orchard

Gunnery Sergeant: "And on the eighth day, God created Marines."

-- Another gem from the Gunny

Me: "They can't pack this much awesome into one disc..."

--Me playing Call of Duty 4 multiplayer

Me: "&@~# is a four letter word, but, when used correctly, it can convey more meaning than the most eloquent rhetoric."

--Me, commenting on the F-bomb, my most commonly-used phrase.

Biology Teacher: "And so, you are all lucky. The chemistry class will go home, and their parents will ask them, 'Well, what did you do in school today?' They will answer 'Well ma, we learned about the molecular composition of hydrochloric acid.' You'll go home, and when your parents ask you about what you did in school, you can say: 'Well ma, today we learned about Great Tits.'"

--Biology Teacher in Biology Class. We were learning about the evolution of a bird known as the "Great Tit".

Me: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"

-- Me being chased by a swarm of angry bees. (Don't worry, I got away without a scratch.)

Shells:

Chapter 14 Now up. (4-25-08)

Chapter 15: 35 percent done. I'm trying to go above and beyond, so it's taking a while. It's hard to get to "above" and much harder to go "beyond".

Senior year is hard... once I'm done with all my IB requirements, I'll finish the chapter. Please, bear with me...