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Favorite animes/Mangas:

Naruto

Yu Yu Hakusho

One Piece

Frutis Basket

Avatar the last airbeander

D. Gray-Man

Black Cat

Claymore

Beauty Pop

Skip Beat

Yotsubato&!

FMA

Azumanga Daioh

Karin

Favort quotes:

"Disclaimer: For a second, lets pretend I owned these characters. Imagine the world then?…. I see mass confusion and the annihilation of the human race. What about you? XD"-Cursed-Ketchup

I'm the kinda person that laughs at jokes 3 times. 1. When it's told 2. When it's explained to me 3. 5 minutes later when I actually get it!

"If it weren't for your cookie offerings, I would wrend your very soul from your body and send it to eternal damnation called Daddy's office building."

Don't worry about the world ending today. it's already tomorrow in Australia.

"Shhh...you hear that...that is the sound of you not talking and I rather enjoy it."

Oh Potter you Rotter oh what have you done? You're killing of students, you think its great fun!(Peeves)

"We don’t burn down arsonist’s homes or steal from thieves, so why should we kill murderers?"

"Duct tape is like the Force, it has a dark side, a light side, and a side that holds the universe together!"

"When in doubt...ask a fortune cookie!" -Anon.

"Life is like a bowlful of Jello; the only time you should truly worry about it, is when it's standing completely still." -Anon.

"DADDY! You're back from Peru! We were afraid you'd been run over by an elevator!" -Bugs Bunny

"Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car."

"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Marcus Brigstocke

"If you had used that lump three feet above your ass, you still might've had your soul. (Turns to Hiei) Make that two feet for you." -Genkai

"This wind coming in feels like home. It's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilled blood on the rotting flesh of decaying corpses."-Hiei

"Too bad Hiei's not here--we could use his Jagan eye to find himself. Oh, wait. (Sweatdrop)" -Botan

"Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs."

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?

"This my Evil Black Binder of Doom. I wanted it to be the Evil Black Binder of Doomy Evilness from the Seven Hells of Hades...but I ran out of room on the side." Psychos-Anonymous

"If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song." Psychos-Anonymous

"If your in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real hand grenade at them." Psychos-Anonymous

"Hate is what I am, Love is what I'm not"

"Shoplifters will be beaten, stabbed, and stomped. Survivors will be prosecuted"

"Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them"

Nobody can make you mad, only you can do that. So if you killed someone, they got themselves killed. Either way, they get away with making you mad and you get away with murder. Funny

You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'

I intend to live forever--so far, so good.

If my calculations are correct: SLINKY+ESCALATOR=EVERLASTING FUN!

Nothing inspires me more than the desire to bang my head against the wall and knock myself unconscious

Before you insult someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, so when you do insult them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

DON'T FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS...I WALK INTO WALLS!

(referring to Dumbledore) “I think he was ready, I think he was tired.” “You think he was TIRED!”(me and my mom) .

"So Sasuke's the guy with the Pepsi- cola sign on his back, right?" -My Mom

“Im no physician but there appears to be a knife in my arm.” THUNK “Okay who is throwing those!?” Gaara from KowaretaHikari's "Gaara's fun time."

"We're alike." Gaara firmly stated and Sakura suddenly had an image in her mind of him jumping around Suna as enthusiastic as her blond teammate, shouting 'Kazekage! I'm the Kazakage! Hell Ya! Take that you pitiful morons!'”-Anonymous Laughter

My favorite parings:

Hinata&Itachi (Ijust really love this one)

Mai&Zuko (IT'S CANON!! HAHA!)

Hinata&Sasuke (But if this ever happened in the real story I would have to kill someone)

Toph&Zuko (FOR FANDOM ONLY! I'm sure you all now think i'm insane. Good, that's good.)

My least favorit parings:

Zuko&Katara (Way WAY too cheesy and i don't see how how katara and Zuko relate WHATSOEVER!)

Sasuke&Sakura (I don't knnow about you, but I think Sakura is a total beeotch and WHY IN THE SEVEN HELLS WOULD SASUKE FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO STALKS HIM!? It makes no sense what so ever.)

Kagome&Inuyasha (It's a total heatbreaker cause Kagome will End up with him, She's almost as bad a Sakura, that's bad. I mean, she's really good at archery, but instead of using her arrows she cries "INUYASHA!!" and expects him to help. Comon, Kagome! Show some damn back bone!)

Other stuff

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Cookies is a strange word, why were they called that? because you cook them? well, you dont realy cook them, you bake them, so why arent they called bakeys or somthin? if you agree with this copy and paste it onto your profile!

there are times when you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this to your profile.

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipilification" in the dictionary

If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy this into your profile!

For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy (this is stuff I do) is when you're off in your own little world, and you think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile. (sad isn't it?)

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say to the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now? Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." Or “who, me? Why of course! We have a club T-shirt too!”, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, WolfChibi-Chan, Xerxes93

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, BJA Fan, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Spymaster-E, Shanny-Boo, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Xerxes93

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever sneezed out of your mouth, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (I annoy people in real life, characters in fanfics and flammers... I HATE flammers)

I dont understand people who are satisfied with normal... Im weird, Im crazy, Im the center attraction, and I go against the grain! If you do too, add your name and copy this to your profile! KowaretaHikari, Xerxes93

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you copied these into your profile, copy this into your profile!