
Hey guys! If anyone still actually checks this... I think y'all should know that I AM working on some stories that will be up in the next week, cuz I'm on spring break. yayness. I'm rewriting Dawn and am going to post that today or tomarrow... and I've got A WHOLE NEW STORY IDEA! That I will tell you about later... like when it's posted. AND! I'm going to upload the next chapter of Silent Flower in about ten minutes... so you may now start you're "omigod Heartless is ACTUALLY alive and doing stuff!" surpriseness now.
Thank you.
About the Author
In a word, HR is... Trouble. In several words, she is silly, overdramatic, quick to laugh- quicker to anger, lazy, hard-working (try figuring that one out... yeah, it's true), a bitch, a comforter, a heartbreaker, a picker, a grinner, a lover, and a sinner, she plays her music in the sun, she's a joker, she's a smoker, she's a midnight toker... wait... that's not right... oh well. In short, she's a crazy piece of work. But she's loved, and that's all that really matters.
And now the popular favorite... Quotations
"A Revolution without dancing is a Revolution not worth having."
"People should not fear their governments, Governments should fear their people."
"And for three years I had roses, and I apologized to no one."
"There are no coincidences, only the illusion of coincidences."
"Vi veniversum vivus vinci." "By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe." V for Vendetta
It's a REVOLUTION goddamit, we have to offend SOMEBODY!" 1776
"All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."~ Oscar Wilde
"All the world's a stage- and most of us are desperately unrehersed." ~Sean O'Casey
"There is a fine line between insanity and genius. I have erased that line." ~Oscar Levant
"Rise up and plant your feet as men
Where now you crawl as slaves
And make the harvestfields you camps
Or make them to your graves"~
"Patriotism is the last refuge for scoundrels."~ Samuel Jackson
Hurry now to meet Death, before your place is taken."13th Warrior
"If the pointy little shoe with the bell on the toe fits!"~Night Court
"You can't fight in here! It's the War Room!" ~ Dr. Strangelove
How I learned to relax and love the bomb."~Dr. Strangelove
"MY PANTS ARE VIBRATING!!"~Me
"And this is why you are pregnant."~my friend, talking about me
"Soooo... who's the father again?"
"Well, either Ryan, Dylan, Jake, a rapist clown, or a hot guy in Chicago."
"Have you ever been to Chicago?"
"Once. I spent 20 minutes in the airport there."
"What if drawing holiday cards for this stupid competition is against our religion?"
"What's your religion?"
"Toasterism."
"Blood, Sex, and Death! Who's bringing the popcorn?"~The eternal question...
When you are a true artist, the world is your studio."
"Dylan has AIDS and an imaginary boyfriend!"me
"I DO NOT HAVE AIDS!"~Dylan
pause
"So...you deny you have AIDS but not that you have an imaginary boyfriend?"~me
"Wait! No! I don't have an imaginary boyfriend!"~Dylan
"So he's real?"me
"NO! Jade wouldn't like that..."~Dylan
"Ah, Jade, the fictional girlfriend."~me
pause
"I notice you didn't deny that either."~me
"DAMN YOU HR!! I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!"~Dylan
DYLAN GOT AIDS ON MY CANCER!!"~us? offensive? perish the thought.
"I think the Tree is angry with us."
"Why are you angry, Tree? Did you not like my yodeling?"
"They're lucky Tellytubbies didn't settle at the Valley of the Crescent Moon, or it'd be called Valley of the Frowny Face..."~This is the type of thing said when I'm watching Indiana Jones and I've had one too many pills...
(if you have a political problem with any quotation, please dont email me about it. I really dont care.)
~HR