Whew!
I'm going to start writing my own stories so I figured I'd make a profile for myself!

So. . . I'm really horrible about updating things.

Also, someday I'll probably write a story that doesn't make much sense that is supposed to be funny. I'll label accordingly. The stupid ones will be short, oneshot-style.

But most of my stories will probably be rated Mature. I have a tendency to use 'swear' words and I'm sure I'll have some lemons once I get going... I'm kind of a closet-pervert... And the type of perversion I'm talking about isn't the most... mainstream? Kaka(young->)saku, GaiLee, EdgarEllen, pretty-much-every-guy-from-Kyo-Kara-Maoh... -at-the-same-time... Stuff happens.

I really appreciate humorous things, but especially play-on-word kind of deals. Don't ask cause I don't know.

I tend to type using an ellipse (...) a lot... you get used to it I guess...

If you ever notice any grammatical or spelling errors in my stories, I'd really like you to tell me. I always feel it takes away from a story when it looks like someone who failed English wrote it.

One more thing: if I ever write something that makes you angry, feel free to tell me about it. I really want you to.

I feel like I should write something deep and provacative here, but I'm not really feeling any inspiration. I wouldn't say I'm a bad writer, but I definitely wouldn't claim to be a good one.

I hate tomatoes, but I love peas, corn, and greenbeans mixed together. The quality of a flavor is completely subjective like most judgments. I like the taste of opinions - let me try yours.

Thank you! And please enjoy my fics if I ever write any!