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Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, Charlie Bone, O.C., and Supernatural. Female, Seventeen, New Zealand. Me as an Author: Well I have a few stories they touch on The O.C, Charlie Bone and Replica fandoms. I have also drilled myself into a snug corner of the Harry Potter fandom. YAYS FOR RANDOM CLEANOUT OF STORIES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I write a range of genres, but usually you'll find that they've got comedy in them as that's my prefered genre to both write and read. Also to those lovely people that happen to read my fanfictions, I apologise profusely for the old, old stories that have shit grammar...Not my best grammar but some of them are still my best stories. Well in my opinion anyway XD Why don't I fix the grammar, you ask? Can't be arsed to be honest...With 150 000 words archived, I just don't have the time and paitence to go over all of them with a fine tooth comb. :P Incomplete Story Status: To be entirely honest with you, I've been really slack lately like I've stated above...and really can't be bothered with most of my stories, and I hate to be a cow, but I probably won't go back to Wake up I miss you (Replica) or Operation: Uncle Vernon or Please Tell Me You Are Joking. These have all reached dead ends or I'm not happy with how it was going/couldn't be fucked. | |||||||||||||
1. If I Took Over Hogwarts » reviewsOne Shot. Basically all the crazy things that should have been done ages ago. . .Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 7-15-06 - Complete2. Hitchhiker » reviewsWhy are men disappearing into the night only to be found half mauled in their crashed cars in the Brinceton area? Definately not a series of road accidents . . . Well not the kind the police are familiar with. Dean and Sam however. . .Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-07 - Sam W. & Dean W.3. Barry Saucepan and the Random Intermission » reviewsBarrys back once more for another adventure along with his kick ass buddys.Oh and Don'll be there too...But this time round, there's a new guy on campus, Charlie.Why was he sent to see Barry?And by who?And why does Lemo have her heart set on a threesome?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 3-23-074. In the Shadows » reviewsCharlie Bone is attending another year at Bloors, but things are starting to change with the arrival of two new endowed sisters and a long lost Bloor child, whose a little...Disruptive to say the least.Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 2-25-06 - Complete5. Operation: Vernon Dursley » reviewsHarry has had enough of his horrible Uncle Vernon, so he decides to travel back in time to fix the problem.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-17-06 - Published: 7-15-06 - Harry P. & Petunia D.6. You're All Invited reviewsOne shot.Tyler hosts a party and NO ONE is allowed to know who anyone else is until the end of the party.Which makes Spin the Bottle a little more scary...RyanSeth slash.First O.C fanfic, bear with me!O.C. - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-23-06 - Ryan A. & Seth C. - Complete7. Barry Saucepan and Co Before Hogwarts » reviewsCheck out you favourite Barry Saucepan Stories! hehe funny paragraphs by myself and Lemo the Lemon about the characters a year before they came to Hogwarts! Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-1-05 - Complete8. Barry Saucepan and the Escaped Maniac » reviewsComplete!FOLKS!IT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!Barry Saucepan goes to his third year at Hogwarts,with Lemo and co.But how will he sleep at night knowing a crazy maniac from the wizard jail is after him?Well...Uh...Who needs sleep?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 9-2-06 - Published: 12-16-05 - Complete9. Forward To The Past » reviewsHarry goes back in time & finds himself back in his parents forth year.Of course his parents don't know that he's their son.Will Harry steal James's lime light?How will Lily react to Harry Smith the exchange student..from the 21st century?Sequel out nowHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,208 - Reviews: 412 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 12-13-05 - Harry P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete10. Back in the Future reviewsOne shot sequel to Forward to the Past.The Daily Prophet report on how Peter Pettigrew was caught and Sirius Black was proved innocent.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-17-06 - Complete11. If I Was JK Rowling » reviewsEver read the Harry Potter books and wished it had turned out differently? Well I have so I'm rewriting those parts that annoyed me for days...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 7-15-0612. A to Z of Hogwarts » reviewsHarry, Hermione and Ron are on the Hogwarts Express for their seventh and final year.Trying to keep theirs minds off other things they take a trip down memory lane, going in alphabetical order...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 1-12-06 - Complete13. Storytime With Sirius reviewsOne Shot. Sirius reads baby Harry a story Sirius style. Luckily Lily's there to keep watch. . .Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-15-06 - Sirius B. - Complete14. Sing For The Moment reviewsWELCOME TO HOGWARTS FIRST IDOL! ! ! Listen to the choosen finalists from each house, draco, cedric, cho and hermione battle it out to be crowned the hogwarts idol! ! !One shotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-20-06 - Complete15. When It Rains reviewsOne Shot. That fateful night when voldemort struck.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-26-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete16. A Series of Unfortunate Events » reviewsHarry encounters a number of problems after being turned into a mouse...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-25-05 - Published: 12-21-05 - Harry P. - Complete17. Prongs Tries Fails » reviewsJames tries and tries again to get a date with Lily. How many times will he get hit, yelled at and will he ever get the girl? Read and find out! Please review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 11-4-05 - James P. - Complete18. Barry Saucepan and the Unnecessary Sequel » reviewsThe Chamber of Smells.Dum Dum Duuuuuuuuuuuuuum!Barry Saucepan is at his second year of Hogwarts.SAME MENTAL CHARACTERS YOU KNOW!MORE CRAZY HAPPENINGS!Barry, Don, Mione, Lemo, Andy, Andrew, Emo and Of course Winston go on more crazy Adventures!Check it outHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,344 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 12-13-05 - Published: 9-29-05 - Complete19. Draco Goes for Potter reviewsDraco decides he's gay and attempts to flirt with Harry. Unfortunately Harry's Stupid. Will he ever get it?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-10-05 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete20. Tancred Meets a Friend reviewsYea, I know.Unimaginitive title.Anyway that aside...Tancred's felling moody and upset, that's when he comes to meet Elizabeth, a girl with the same talent.Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-10-05 - Complete21. What they do in their spare time » reviewsWhat do the people from the Harry Potter series do in their spare time? Read and find out! Please REVIEW!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-4-05 - Published: 10-1-05 - Complete22. Barry Saucepan and the Ugly Rock » reviewsCOMPLETED! It's Harry Potter one just twisted up and tipped upside down! New crazy characters! Random Happenings! Good, if you have an unusual sense of humor! C'mon! Come read and review! I LOVE REVIEWERS! R8d T because I have a swearing problemHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,219 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 9-27-05 - Published: 8-23-05 - Complete23. Harry Potter and the Pickle reviewsHarry's rather small adventure that involves a brief apperance of rubber chickens. note: This story ACTUALLY has NOTHING to do with Pickle! hehe! anyway review like good pickles! Now...where's the catorgary for Attempted humor?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-27-05 - Albus D. & Harry P. - Complete24. What Lies in the Shrieking Shack reviewsIncludes: Horror, no swearing. My friends and I created it in English class! ABSOLUTELY crazy! Really shows why you should never let a group of crazy teenage gals get hold of a piece of blank paper...The only scene, may disturbHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-14-05 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete25. Ron Weasley 007 reviewsShort story about Ron's revenge...What does he get his revenge over you ask? Read the story to find out! Please R & RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-6-05 - Ron W. & Ginny W. - Complete
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